liara edition
a shit
>>52250217
what a terrible fucking post you yank
janny is going to absolutely lose it
>>52250238
jump off a cliff x
the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain
Stop with this meme, Tali is clearly better.
I'm sick and tired of Americans talking about the Royal Family.
Even my mom talks about that fucking baby.
>>52250283
what baby?
>>52250278
Rasheed.
post cool paintings
You remember that time that we were at...
Never mind
fuckin freezin
Miss me yet?
>>52250301
Charlotte
me and the gf
I sense a great disturbance, I feel that the ranks of Hampshire will be greatly bolstered over the coming day. Anime posting will surely reach a critical level...
>>52250305
this is my favorite of his
/brit/ at this time is shit, everyone on here is shit.
goodnight
>>52250368
good post, very subtle
cornwall, to be honest
whos jealous?
>>52250368
idiot
forgot your image
>>52250350
THE RAIN IN SPAIN FALLS MAINLY ON THE ROOFS OF THE UNEMPLOYED.
Get a job, Jorge
Me
>>52250392
>cornwall
fuck off imperialist
>>52250412
rude
>>52250385
>types with an attached anime image
>>52250405
that was the point lad
sheesh
wall to wall spastics in this place
>>52250426
Best Britain, coming through
haven't wanked in a week now and suffering major cocklust
fucking repressed homosexuality
WHY ME
What should the dosage be for someone using shrooms for the first time?
>>52250426
Kernow bys vyken
independence for kernow
>>52250448
the only part of france i do like
>>52250469
You just need to see a real woman
Gonna have Weetabix with banana, honey, eggs and a glass of milk for brekky lads
>>52250506
why the fuck is there an irish flag
>>52250507
Thanks Mr Skeletal
>>52250507
spooky scary skeleton
>>52250527
gonna cook some carbonara right now desu
>>52250476
I can't imagine a British Person saying shrooms.
It sounds silly in my head.
>Oi, Oi'm goina do shrooms Oi am
>>52250543
fuck knows mate. at celtic events there always seems to be a mixture of irish,scots, welsh etc
I'm off
Night
SEVENTEEN
THIRTY
EIGHT
>>52250580
foy
getting off /brit/ now lads, heres a pic of tsumugi for you, very cute :)
>>52250619
it's two forty three
>>52250543
Celtic nations stand together, Paddy.
>>52250561
>>52250558
She is beautiful. I found her in /ex yu/
>>52250613
good night sugar plum
*smothers you with pillow and punches your face in*
ga night
>>52250507
plenty of meat on her m8
>>52250653
good stuff
>>52250259
what's this from?
>>52250670
Why are all the cute ones roasties, Oikogeneia?
>>52250651
I wish she'd take a step back and stand up straight for once
Why won't senpai notice me?
Should I move with my Irish gf to Britain or Australia? I'm black btw.
>>52250902
I'll notice you, Nigel.
Need some dick, lads
![[Elysium]Sora.no.Woto.EP07(BD.720p.AAC)[78EEB3A9].mkv_snapshot_11.01_[2015.03.18_00.30.23].png](https://i.imgur.com/ugE3Ox8.png "[Elysium]Sora.no.Woto.EP07(BD.720p.AAC)[78EEB3A9].mkv_snapshot_11.01_[2015.03.18_00.30.23].png")
>>52250725
soranowoto
>>52250917
Australia, you'll be right at home in the Aboriginal Capital of the world.
Don't go to Britaine unless you recognize Allah and his messenger, Muhammad (PBUH)
>>52250956
whats it about is it good any waifus?
this is cara right?
>>52250917
why leave usa?
>>52250917
Australia was our prison colony, so you might as well go straight there
>>52251035
We'd like to live in a country that supports #BlackLivesMatter
>>52251041
It's for the best, I'd hate for a Saudi Prince to accidentally fall into his gf's vagina
>>52251067
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>52250917
Your gf is a coalburner
>>52250954
me too :x
literally begging for it
Go on Omegle video under /brit/
>>52251118
Why are all yanks militant feminists?
Just a perfect day
Feed animals in the zoo
Then later
A movie, too, and then home
>>52251261
sounds comfy as fuck
what movie?
Which one of you did this?
I'm not pointing any fingers...Caralad
would you "fuck" her lads?
Why do I keep on getting poked in clubs?
>>52251317
>Some disgusting so-called 'human'
She must have gone to the north
>>52251319
No, but I'll let her peg me
>>52251317
My new 'woman subtext' add-on translated that into
>I'm so fucking hot, perverts can't get enough of me
>>52251319
Yes.
Usually, I'm more into hungry skellingtons, but Alex makes my dick do things that Jesus wouldn't approve of, nightmare face or not.
found out the only girl i've ever had sex with is autistic lads
I've literally never even kissed a girl haha
>>52251407
>implying her eyes aren't literal perfection
>>52251420
Like 4chan autistic, or helmet autistic?
>>52251420
We've all been there
>>52251389
Just back from https://www.reddit.com/r/theredpill are we?
>>52251451
what's the difference
>>52251283
Poo(ing in the) Reed(s)
>>52251492
Ohoho very subtle I see what you did there hmm yes very good
>>52251472
One's more likely to have a rewarding social life
>>52251451
tumblr i think
she's also quite fat and i feel really bad about myself
I'm so lonely lads
>>52251523
Like Europe fat or Anglo Fat?
>>52251553
get a waifu
good album ngl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUzaQ94kF8g
>>52251517
thanks la im a bit proud
>>52251559
german fat
>>52251574
It's a trap
Waifus make you feel even lonelier when you realise they'll never even know you exist
>>52251592
Aren't Germs relatively fat?
Got about £300 to last until February/March time, only need to pay for food/drink. Is this possible?
Why is it so fucking warm lads
>>52251635
No lmao
When did /Brit/ become so full of normies? You've changed lads and I don't think I want to come here anymore
>>52251635
Eat Rice and Drink Ice tea
>>52251617
well she didn't have rolls but she was definitely not skinny
>>52251317
am not in england
all i ever do is think of you lads
>>52251667
>Ice tea
Fuck off yank
I'm a Muslim from America and I would like to live in Britain. Would I be accepted as one of you?
>>52251635
Of course. £30 a week for food is plenty.
>>52251670
Sounds high test, how was her neck game?
Necks make it or break it for me.
>>52251711
Pardon?
>>52251717
madman
>>52251667
ICE TEA?
ICE.........TEA?
Seem to be matching with every girl I swipe right to on tinder lately haha
What's up with that
I think it's cos I have pictures with girls and I'm taller than them so it makes them know I'm not a manlet lying about my height or something? Idk
>>52251717
Yes certainly
>>52251650
>>52251667
>>52251719
Mis read, it's actually only until the 11th on January (providing it comes through on time) this is still doable right?
Really need to get my finances in order...I've spent £4000 on food since September/August time eurgh
She did it! The absolute madwoman!
Just had a job interview lads. I hope i get it, looked supremely comfy. The office had a beer fridge and was facing the harbour bridge desu
got me some jam tarts lads
>Wake up in the middle of the night after a scary nightmare spooky stuff
>Feel a bit sick go to the toilet and puke
>Can't lie back down so hop on my the old computer
>"Oh hey my American friends will be up"
>Hop on friend mumble
>They all stop talking with each other and go afk
>>52251773
not even lipton cares about the d which is an unilever brand
>>52251443
Top kek, not even a spin the bottle make out session? You're missing out bro
rate my music taste lads
>>52251773
>>52251711
Does this trigger the Briton?
>>52251819
>I've spent £4000 on food since September/August time eurgh
Literally how? Do you eat out every day?
>>52251867
>milo
If we are mark'd to die, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires:
But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive...
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here
>>52251866
What do you take me for, some
kind of normie?
I've only ever turned up to like 5 parties in my life, so I've never had the chance to play spin the bottle but I don't think British people play it anyway. A few qt girls have hugged me but that's it.
>>52251867
shit
>>52251890
Pretty much, cooked about 10 times since I moved out. Way too much fine dining and nights out. Will be cutting back A LOT once I get money again
>>52251971
wew
I don't understand people who rarely cook myself, although i can't complain as my housemates rarely use the kitchen.
Learn some recipes mate its good fun and satisfying making something tasty yourself.
have an unpoppable zit on my temple
itching for somebody to rim my boipuss 2bh
>>52252018
Bad lad
Bad post
*smacks your nose*
>>52252010
I had some bouts of depression and just couldn't bring myself to cook. Has been a lot better this week though, was able to cook a few things
Who /pozzlife/ here?
I want to fug a girl, /brit/, but I'm so ugly
How many paracetamols do you reckon you would need to kill yourself?
>>52252070
Gross
>>52252097
A lot, and it's painful
>>52251971
>>52251819
The only substances a man requires is bread and water. All I desire is just some bread and water, because I myself am frugal. If I had just a can of beans and corn, I'd still be happy. Protip: it a sin to be frivolous with your money. Don't be proud that you spent so much on food. I don't even eat meat anymore, it's become so gluttonous to me. I subside on bread, water, juice, beans, corn, and potatoes. I've spent less than $4000 on food in the past 5 year.
>>52252097
maybe a packet full? wouldnt try it though m8
>>52252102
bigot
Vroom Vroom lads aha
>>52252143
Why are you pozz?
>>52252097
Shit way to go m8, wouldn't bother
you're listening to the streets
>>52252097
Is that seriously what you people call Tylenol?
>>52252198
Tylenol is a brand of paracetamol
>>52252198
Tylenol is a brand fuck wit
Just got back from a Star Wars midnight screening lads, ask me anything
Should I move to Northern Michigan or Ohio?
>>52252180
Being pozz has many health benefits desu
I cut my bumholey with a razor before I let lads ram my bp so they can be pozz too
>>52252225
If you had the choice between relying solely on oral or anal for sexual satisfaction for the rest of your life, which would you pick?
>>52252262
anal if I was giving it
>>52252224
>>52252217
The question stands.
Do you call Band-aids, medicated adhesive bandages?
>>52252281
good man
White skin is objectively the most attractive, right? I mean it's sounds racist as fuck, but it's the truth. White skin looks a lot nicer than the yellowy beige colour of Asians or the dark brown colour of Africans. Plus white people have different coloured eyes and hair as well. When people say that all races are equally attractive, they're joking right? Or are they just blind?
>I'm poz
>>52252285
No, we call the plasters
>>52252132
I respect that a lot and aspire to do similar next semester. I am not proud of it, I am ashamed but online I can talk about it openly. The few times I cooked I made a dish of rice and kidney beans, was good. I don't really like meat either, chicken is okay but I do actively stay away from red meats. 100% stay away from pork too (not a jew or muslim just don't like it.
What do you do when you get hungry at night? I end up spending quite a lot on snacks too, but eating out in restaurants is my biggest set back. £20 a meal is not good... Although lunch is normally 5-10
Wish me luck anon,
>>52252285
Call them plasters
>>52252285
we just call them "plasters"
>>52252236
northern michigan, way cuter
seems like you lot dont really travel much as you should for living in europe
why is that?
How many of you have even been to paris?
Where can I get a gf with severe social anxiety like me?
>>52251519
good post
>>52252343
A day out of Yorkshire is a day wasted
>>52252343
I think almost all British people went to Paris with their school at least once
>>52252322
>>52252318
>>52252305
Good God
>>52252378
I try
just did a wank
i'd rate it 5/10
>>52252343
I've been to Paris twice
Although the actual transportation is fairly cheap, the deal breaker for me is the cost of accommodation etc. It's fair enough to get a nice deal to Paris for £50, but then you have to get a hotel etc
>>52252399
I didn't
>>52252310
Confession is always the first glorious step into a new golden life. "I have fed you with milk, and not with meat: for hitherto ye were not able to bear it, neither yet now are ye able." 1 Corinthians 3:2. If I eat meat, it is a fish and rarely pork. A clean diet is one of the ultimate keys to living godly and aesthetically. See how peaceful a Christian dies, because he knows he is going to a place to talk with other Christians all through history, those great men like Charlemagne and your kings and queen. When you are dining with Alfred the Great, you must look good and learn to eat bread and water as he did. When I am hungry at night, I resist my urges. Overcoming is hard, but the glory is always sweet my brother
Papa bless
>>52252411
Post what you nutted to.
We'll be the judge
>>52252399
>Paris with their school
what billionaire schools do this
>>52252409
Better than calling them band-aids, yank
Is aspirin the same as paracetamol? In American movies and TV they always have aspirin but I have never heard of it in the UK, we take paracetamol or ibuprofen
>>52252354
you dont
you know how much your anxiety limits your ability to talk to people. imagine that times 2.
>>52252453
used my imagination senpai desu
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3363434/How-Americans-don-t-better-teeth-Adults-likely-suffer-poor-dental-health-England-research-shows.html
>>52252461
we call it acetaminophen
tylenol is just a name brand
>>52252438
are you that christ faggot on brit/pol/?
>>52252285
>>52252409
>hur dur look how retarded I am
Fucking yanks are genuinely stupid as fuck
>>52252454
My school took us to the Capital, and that's much further away from Britain to Paris.
>>52252480
Draw it in paint
>>52252461
No aspirin is a different thing
>>52252512
Why don't people in the UK seem to take it as much? Have never heard of it outside american stuff
>>52252354
tumblr dot com
>>52252503
I am who I am
>Dodgers playboy pictures
Hnnnnng
She got nice feet too desu
>>52252399
We went to Paris-Berlin for one trip and another one to Rome
>>52252454
It's usually during half term, and we had to pay like £500 for the trips
>>52252461
Ibuprofen is generic Advil
>>52252537
people only take actual aspirin here for heart issues
>>52252566
i remember when playboy used to have naked girls
sent a girl a pepe image over sms. she seemed to like it.
>>52252354
Shy girls are insane and will cheat on you desu
You're just there to get her confidence up then she'll cheat
What do you guys think of my outfit today? Had a jacket on when I went outside
>>52252568
>£500 for a half term trip
eton scum
>>52252566
I have no idea who "dodger" is, but she clearly isn't playboy worthy
>>52252566
>playboy
hello gramps.
>>52252600
>>52252609
t. cuck
>>52252596
>naked girls
STOp TRIGGERING ME SHITLORD
>>52252623
forgot to attach picture haha
>>52252659
Dreadful
>>52252636
>>52252454
I went to a shitty school in the North where most of the students are from council estates, your school must've been proper shit if you didn't go to the continent on a trip senpai.
My science teacher took my science class to Paris for """science""" and we got to go to Disney land and the louvre and shit
In year 13 a few people went skiing in Switzerland with the IT teachers and the year 13s before me got the opportunity to go to Africa and build huts and shit
>>52252510
>My school took us to the Capital, and that's much further away from Britain to Paris.
Literally nobody cares
Anyone else go to Buckingham Palace in Primary?
It was quite boring ngl
>>52251932
I guess hugs count as full body kisses, good on you lad
>>52252752
nonce
>>52252627
She's a qt YouTube gamer
Fuck off
>>52252659
Nice lips, I'd like to give you a kiss
>>52252777
Nice sevens
>>52252566
>literally never heard of dodger before today
>keep fucking running into her today though
you see that webm of her having a girlwank on twitch?
>>52252752
when i was very young...
there was some fucker walking around london in a penguin suit & a top hat. he had a fox on a leash....slightly surreal experience
>That kiwi repeating numbers enthusiast.
I've literally never romanced an alien in Mass Effect. I don't like Liara's lizard skin and Tali is a space gypsie trailer trash
:o
>>52252791
post it
>>52252659
Don't tuck your jeans in your boots unless you're going in deep mud
>>52252825
are you the thailand guy that everyone talks about? what did you do
whens the next big fat quiz of the year airing?
>>52252814
I think I was in year 5 or 6.
That sounds pretty mad, I remember them showing us the Queen's "secret" escape behind a mirror in her bed room.
>>52252825
Hello thank you for noticing me Mr thailad the hacker
December 16th in British history
>1431 – Hundred Years' War: Henry VI of England is crowned King of France at Notre Dame in Paris.
>1653 – English Interregnum: The Protectorate: Oliver Cromwell becomes Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland and Ireland.
>1689 – Convention Parliament: The Declaration of Right is embodied in the Bill of Rights.
>1773 – American Revolution: Boston Tea Party: Members of the Sons of Liberty disguised as Mohawk Indians dump hundreds of crates of tea into Boston harbor as a protest against the Tea Act.
>1850 – The Charlotte Jane and the Randolph bring the first of the Canterbury Pilgrims to Lyttelton, New Zealand.
>1880 – Outbreak of the First Boer War betweens the Boer South African Republic and the British Empire.
>1914 – World War I: German battleships under Franz von Hipper bombard the English ports of Hartlepool and Scarborough.
>1944 – World War II: The Battle of the Bulge begins with the surprise offensive of three German armies through the Ardennes forest
>>52252857
>what did you do
literally nothing note worthy, pay no attention.
>>52252866
I'm watching you
>>52252866
do you realise that yiour post number literally had the same number twice at the end
got some exams tomorrow but cba to study anymore for them
need a wank
gonna you some of you lads for the material this time tbqh
fuck off you yank twat
>>52252791
Don't want to crush your dreams senpai but she was just scratching her leg, it was on a podcast
ngl I've still wanked over it though, imagination is a powerful tool
She seems to have a thing for feet aswell, she's always showing off her feet on camera whenever she can
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHNMXtD4mEA
Hnnnnnng
>speedrun.com
>some bitch is baking a cake on stream
and they wonder why nobody takes them seriously
>>52252409
makes sense 2bh yank
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=plaster
>>52252933
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHNMXtD4mEA
>Those short, stubby legs
lol
>>52252989
Plaster goes on the walls silly
>>52253035
Shut it kiwi
>asking about thailad
leave
>>52253052
Gonna get plastered after work tomorrow haha #friday #nearlychrimbo
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/millionaire-ehsan-abdulaziz-who-said-he-accidentally-tripped-and-penetrated-teen-is-cleared-of-rape-a6774946.html
>Ehsan Abdulaziz: Saudi millionaire who said he 'accidentally tripped and penetrated' teenage girl cleared of rape
A millionaire property developer has been cleared of raping a teenager after claiming he accidently tripped and fell on her.
Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was accused of forcing himself on an 18 year-old-girl who had slept on his sofa in his Maida Vale flat after a night out drinking.
The businessman had already had sex with the teenager’s 24-year-old friend, whom he already knew, in the bedroom and said his penis might have been poking out of his underwear when he fell on the teen.
>I didn't rape her your honor, I tripped and my dick ended up inside her somehow
>'great' kuckland
>>52253022
She's literally like 5 foot tall
>womanlet
>>52253064
who;s thailad
here's to you nicola and bart
rest forever, here in our hearts
that last and final moment is yours
agony is your triumph
>>52253064
Literally who?
>>52253071
whats christmas like in nz? is it hot like in aussieland?
>>52252225
what's you're favorite Star Trek episode?
Original Series of course
Good night lads I've got to stop posting or else I'll be here all night
>tfw Irish African American mulatto
HERITAGE
>Irish African American
what the fuck
>>52253104
Summer is hotter than UK summer but not as hot as straya, you won't ever get used to Christmas in the sun desu its just too odd
>>52253064
I remember months ago some thai guy posting vocaroos and people were being mean to him but I haven't been online too much since and seem to have missed the hype
>>52253104
>mum plays christmas carols
>they're all about snow and being comfy by the fire
>>52253073
Can you imagine if you did this legitimately
like, you were naked and fell over onto her on the couch for real, she wakes up and screams
then she files for rape and you're like 'i better tell the truth'
and then the jury go and acquit you the absolute fuckin madmen
>>52253171
FONT
>>52253173
>>52253145
no worries lads when you vote to change the flag you can vote to change christmas to july
![[brit].png](https://i.imgur.com/xgonmPM.png "[brit].png")
Remember these?
>>52253226
July in the South Island is just grey
I went to Queensland in winter once and it was like summer, I even went to the beach
