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heaven edition
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gimme a gobby luv
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>>52254272
Would mot her, lads
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That would be Jun.
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would poo on her
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsUXAEzaC3Q
choon
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Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth.
They say in heaven, love comes first.
We'll make heaven a place on earth.
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth.
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Your mum's the reason they call them one-pound coins
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>>52254272
Emma a qt
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doin an ugly as fuck and suicidal
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need to sleep soon lads
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>>52254272
Lusting for dick, lads
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>>52254409
why lad
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>>52254409
Indeed
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>>52254409
same lad, got 4 hours sleep today in an attempt to fix my sleeping pattern and i still dont feel tired

smdh
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just found half a pill in my wallet lads hahahaha
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>>52254427
because i'm tired, its 5am here.
>>52254456
thanks love you.
>>52254458
looks like I'll be getting up at 2pm again...
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Mouse wants this shitty American oreo so bad, it shall be the key to my victory.
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>>52254409
Same
Gonna drop 4 melatonins and I hope I don't wake up
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>>52254409
Got shitfaced yesterday so I dozed off at like 8
Now Im wide awake and wont be awake to see star wars later tonight
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having a go
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>>52254489
If our oreos are so shitty why do you have one?
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>>52254517
At what?
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>>52254479
gonna set an alarm for 3 hours ahead of whenever i go to sleep, yolo

you're the only animelad i like btw if you're the one who fucks whores from adultwork
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you gonna feel shame and depression about yourself when you're older and wish you traveled more?

or will you not care?

I've traveled quite a bit but still feel like I need to do a lot more. Idk, meet a gf from another country or at least a really close friend.

wanderlust is some type of tumblr shit but I guess im feelin it
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>>52254546
do you do it on your own?
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getting out what I put in
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>>52254546

I first traveled alone to other countries when I was 11
I was just off loaded for vacation by myself

Now I hate travelling
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>>52254458
I was havinh issues with my sleep and a Mexibro told me to drink chamomile tea at night before getting in bed and it fucking worked. (I actually don't know if it was kind of a placebo effect but it worked)
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>>52254535
i'm the non-Azusa hampshite so yeh. and only one whore desu.

>>52254546
i'm going to Japan in two weeks desu la :^)
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>>52254629
I still don't know who that sweaty guy is
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>>52254529
I went to America and bought some of your double stuff ones as a gift for someone else. Still have a few leftover.

They may taste terrible, but they make good bait, you should be proud.
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>>52254646
his name is nick lindy or some shit like that
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>>52254579
yes. done it with a friend but being alone forces you to meet people if you have any social skills

>>52254629
good lad. i only stayed a night in Tokyo as my flight got canceled and wish I could've stayed in Japan longer. It was so clean and well run
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>>52254646
ur ma

>>52254629
any plans to fuck another whores? would you fuck the same whore again?
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't cauld ou'.
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>>52254670
teach me how to travel on my own f a m
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I was going to post about how I have trouble forming a relationship with anything in the world, social or not.

Then I realised that's just depression, wahey
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>>52254646
the one who walks.
>>52254670
going for about 15 nights or something so 10/10 i'll bring /brit/ some presents.
>>52254676
not while i live at home (for masters degree)
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>>52254698
Buy a single ticket rather than two or more
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>>52254651
>They may taste terrible, but they make good bait, you should be proud.
Uh cheers, I guess

Where'd you travel to?
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>>52254646
Me m8 Kev
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holy fuck lads
/cum/ has literally reached the image limit from anime spam
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Desperate for sex lads
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>>52254646
Kevin "The Walking Man" Boyle
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>>52254698
stay at hostels that are "social hostels".

usually these hostels will do some kind of group drinking thing and then everyone will go out together

when everyone is from a different country and traveling its easy to start conversation with each other since we're all genuinely curious about what people have been doing and seeing.

then from there you can either make friends to travel with. or keep going to different cities on your own and meeting new people

its great for meeting foreign girls tBh
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>>52254812
See >>52254770
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>>52254729
New York since I'm generic and wanted to do all the typical touristy bullshit. Had a great time.

In mouse related news he's started retreating now to somewhere he knows I can't get him, under the cupboard. Pls advise I want to go to bed but can't with him in the room.
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>>52254822
meeting and talking to real 3D girls.. baka senpai.
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>>52254858
I went to bed with this fella here
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>>52254860
i wasn't meeting 3d girls.

this was all done online. social hostels that im talking about were all internet cafes and i'd talk to my favorite waifu's desu
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>>52254914
FUCK
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>>52254914
did you cum first?
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>>52254858
Double stuff him til he blows up or has a good ol' fashioned American heart attack
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>>52254914
thats great anon!
>>52254934
oh that's great m8, i cant wait to do that in akihabara
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>>52254546
i have no money

it's not like i ahve the funds but spend it on food and video games
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>>52254858
>not living in harmony with mouse-bro
baka 2bh famalam
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i'm having a look
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fucking anime is so cringeworthy. just feel bad for this lad in here desu
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What did you get your mother for Christmas?
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>fucking anime is so cringeworthy. just feel bad for this lad in here desu
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>>52255048
baka
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>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
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>>52255048
who? i quite like anime and would like to discuss these matters with him.
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i'm wearing a jumpsuit
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>tfw no cerebral palsy pancake making gf
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>>52255091
>gif

fuck off x
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>>52255091
what the fuck is this
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okay lads get ready for this. i have decided I'm not going to sleep. i will stay up! Mari chan will hold it and not sleep.
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>>52255142
are you taking vocaroo requests right now? Say "Brisbane"
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>>52255167
Eggs retard
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i wish i had some marijuana
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>>52255232
DUDE
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>>52255239
this stopped being funny about 3 months ago
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>>52255205
ha, no. srry
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>>52255256
pls be in north dakota
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>>52255256
kill yourself
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>>52255279
fkn gross

>>52255281
LOL
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>>52255253
I stopped fucking your mum about 3 months ago because another bull took her over
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>>52255253
constant repetitiveness is a sign of being on the spectrum
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guys could you stop being so mean to eachother please.
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I'll be home soon lads. I rekt myself in Vietnam and insurer is getting me a taxi from the airport to home, it's like a 2h ride lmao
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fuck everyone besides me
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>tfw no thick thighed gf to sit on my face
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I want to be cool.

Gonna join the army, because the army is cool.

Simple as that really, don't understand why people make things so complicated
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>>52255313
so is being canadian
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>>52255401
intelligence is a burden
I envy you
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Tried going to bed at 10pm, literally could not fall asleep. Was absolutely shit. Got out of bed and started this shitty fucking report at 3:30 AM and i'm halfway through it atm. Which I just started at 10 instead of lying in that fucking bed for 5 hours wanking.
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>>52255495
work hard lad, don't regret the past look to the future.
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>that ending

Gonna miss it tbqh family
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pay day loans, yay or nay?
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just saved a brand new image lads

>>52255464
im smart
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>>52255350
what happened
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>>52255584
and how did you get that picture, anon?
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>>52255464
intelligence and ego aren't the same thing
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I'M NUCLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAR
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>>52255539
It finished? fuck
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>>52255638
I'm mild
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>>52255544
nay, its cheaper to steal things, sell them and then pay the shoplifting fine. In fact doing almost anything is a better idea, like going without.
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>>52255638
I AM THE ONE WHO CAUGHT THE SUN!
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>>52255608
Snapped my collarbone on a bike. I'm a student in HK, done with exams today, insurer booked me a flight for 19th.

I liked this place but it's drained me. Need to recharge in the UK before next semester.
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Good morning /brit/
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>>52255638
BOOOOOOOOOOMB buh BOMB BOMB

yeah
EXIT LIGHT
ENTER NIGHT
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>>52255712
Which anime is she from
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>tfw can't fucking get over this 16 year old girl

jesus christ lads

that fucking body was insane

had a chance to hook up with her, she was waiting for it

we were snapchatting back and forth for a little but now she rarely snaps me and I'm always waiting like a beta bitch

the pain of regret is the worst thing ever
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>>52255627
I saved it from /a/

>>52255712
ohayou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>52255727
nonce
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>>52255712
morning lad
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>>52254272
I can't handle all this qtness

enough_pepe.iso
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>>52255727
Wow
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>>52255755
16 is the legal age here.
Literally fuck off, yank.
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>>52255727
there will be other 16 year olds

wait, isn't the age of consent across the pond 18?
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>>52255849
it is here too, i was baiting
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>>52255850
there are a few states which have age of consent being 16 as long as you aren't much older
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Just did a poo lads
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grabbin a pepsi max lads
be back in a mo
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just realised that youth is precious and fleeting and we'll all be dead before we know it
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>>52255870
that's a pretty vague law
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>>52255874
>tfw my mom only buys diet
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>>52255890
iktf

freaking the fuck out because i turn 23 in a month hahahaha fucking hell
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>>52255899
>>52255874
>drinking shitwater full of unnecessary calories
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young nigga play with keys like a typewriter
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*wakes up*
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>>52255948
Maximum taste, zero sugar you pleb
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>>52256025
>2015
>aspartam
enjoy your diseases
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>pepsi
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>>52256034
If there was any truth to the cancer claims, I'd be dead a hundred times over by now.
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>>52256034
it doesn't cause cancer, but it can upset some people's stomachs
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mom walks in with a 12 of orange shasta

im literally about to explode
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just had a fap to a flash game on /f/
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Crashing this exam
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"daesh"
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>>52256182
I don't know what that is
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who /juushi/ here?

http://i.4cdn.org/f/AkazukinDance3_0.swf
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Looking for a 190cm + handsome guy to be my bf lads
do you know anyone like that
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>i hate the free market
>uber should be made illegal
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Pretty hungry laaaa
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having a look
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>>52256348
Awful
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haven't had a proper meal for like a day

want to go downstairs and start cooking but that's antisocial
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Da70K4f6Ep
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doing a cry
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>>52256348
>its suppose to be adorable
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>>52256532
I don't sleep cos sleep is the cousin of death
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Kyary
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>>52256484
excuse you
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>>52256582
Said a wise man from Queensbridge on beats he blessed
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having a punt
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>>52256608
Yeah you better excuse me, cunt
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>>52256409
at what
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>>52256599
Asian qts best qts
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u
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wot
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>>52256532
ok this hard
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>>52256653
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>>52256665
>>52256664
samefag
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>>52256599
>Yank pancakes

Slag.
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>>52256664
>>52256665
>nonce just figured out he can post on his computer and his phone at the same time
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doing
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a
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post
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>Tired as fuck
>can't go to sleep until it's like 8 so I can call in and bunk work

smhtbh lads
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>>52256653
well good morning

bit cold out
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that fat short man with the nose comedy thing ended today didn't it

can someone give me the spoilers?
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everyone pay attention to the nonce now
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3 networks, 1 wired 2 wireless, 1 computer senpai
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Just got back from the midnight premier of Star Wars lads. It's pretty mediocre.
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on xanax lads

literally don't care about anything right now

is this how normies always feel?
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just remembered there is literally a board for mlp freaks lads
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Feeling a bit lonely desu

Bet none of you even know how that feels, it sucks being alone even when you're in bed with the gf, she's so emotionally distant.
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>>52256733

>tfw flatmates are all home and have no other friends
>tfw school holidays so I can't even see it in an empty cinema on Monday

Fuck is going to the cinema alone really so bad?
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>>52256754
>Bet none of you even know how that feels, it sucks being alone even when you're in bed with the gf, she's so emotionally distant.
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>>52256752
Honestly forgot they even existed
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>>52256754
Don't even have a gf lad
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AHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH PAKI WOMAN, FUCK THE POPPY

FUCK THOSE WHO DIED IN WW1 AND 2, HAHA

'IT'S REALLY EMBARESSING NOW, IT'S BECOME A JOKE' YEAH PAKI THATS SO TRUE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgTNnlwfTTQ
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>>52256632
lean't how to play feathers on keyboard yesterday

feels good man
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>>52256754
I sleep with beg bugs
being bitten is the closest thing I have to intimacy
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>>52256784
rorke
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>>52256754
boo hoo kid
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>>52256784
>cuckford cuckion
lol no
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had a chuckle at this one
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>>52256784
Fucking dreadful
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>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-17/chinese-tourists-skip-brisbane-qut-study-finds/7036586

M E M E C I T Y
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Seriously if you can't even fake respect for those who died to make Britain what it is today just fuck off back to pakistan
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>>52256826
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>>52256837
what a boring article
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>>52256837
>mr chinaman tycoon please come to my city and spend money in my casino
Fucking pathetic desu ka
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>>52256845
Diogenes was the original bishop of Banterbury,
We should all strive to be more like him.
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>>52256837
>Caring about chinks
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>>52256784
I'm really sick of the paki fifth column.
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>>52256890
I don't, that's why it's a good thing we get hardly any... unlike Sydney
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>>52256837
>complaining about missing out on some of the worst tourists the world has to offer

lol
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>>52256845
>Influences
>Antisthenes, Socrates, Dogs
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>>52256916
Why do you think I'm complaining? See >>52256903

Fuck gooks 2bh
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>>52256934
nah soz lad i meant the article was complaining 2bh
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>>52256939
Ah, fair enough m8
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going to the shops for the 7am opening in a min lads, want anything for breakfast?
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>>52256963
Pick us up some krave lad
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>>52256963
lad
when was the last time you slept
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>>52256784
so this is the liberal narrative

why hasn't this been blown away?
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morning lads. morning nonce.
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>>52256963
mate i will give you like £20 to just buy as much hot food as you can carry
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>>52257002
about 24 hours ago maybe a bit more my brian is not working right now.
>>52256998
if i see any maybe, its a small corner shop.
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oh shit better go now, need to get my headphones playing the K-on OST as well.
>>52257027
i can get sandwiches.
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>>52257028
Thanks
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thought i wanted to kill myself but i think i just want to have never existed in the first place cos i don't want to make my mum sad t b h
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>>52256963
Nah lad Im good just had a pizza and some southern comfort
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i cant even concentrate whilst wanking lads
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>tfw a shirtlifter
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this anti-poppy paki has really fucked me off lol
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>>52256784
i'd fuck her iah
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need a motorbike NOW lads hahaha*

*indicating I infact am not completely serious but that there is some truth to my demand
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>>52257107
Hey fellow poof
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>>52257050
ok i guess
>>
>>52257113
did u atleast watch the opposing videos lad

people do indeed recognise the ridiculousness of her argument
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Morning lads
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>>52256963
A bacon butty.
>>
laving a hook
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>>52257203
>>
An Irishman walks into a bakery
He asks "How much are the sausage rolls?"
The man says "They're two for a pound"
"How much for one?"
"75p"
"Okay, I'll have the other one"
>>
>>52257107
Where does a burgerblob even pick up that term?
>>
>>52257224
Here, i've said a few times referring to myself
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>>52257223
*sparse, confused applause*
>>
>>52257223
i dont geddit
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>>52257262
he assumes that since one costs 75p, and together they're 1 pound, then the other must cost 25p
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>the janissaires
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>>52257277
aah funny
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>>52257178
i assume he got arrested right? not allowed any type of ownership of a weapon right?especially a gun
>>
>>52257302
>not allowed any type of ownership of a weapon right?especially a gun
not true
>>
I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?"
I replied, "No, you sick fuck. I'll be putting it up in my living room."
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>>52257171
Ah I see. Thanks lad.
>>
was thinking about seeing star wars but forgot my local cinema does the no singles policy
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>>52257330
>>
>tfw not winter rn so i can't listen to sufjans christmas carols album and get cozy
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>>52257302
PERMITS
E
R
M
I
T
S
>>
>>52257178
why do bigots have to be so thick lads?
>>
>>52257324
You can own a gun?
>>
>>52257341
what
>>
>>52257366
it's not easy to get hold of one depending on who you are & your reason for owning one, but sure
>>
>>52257370
can't go by yourself to the local cinema

they dont want lone people going as they are probably insane
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>>52257407
Haha. This can't be true
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>>52257417
Do you like memes?

I like memes.
>>
>>52257407
>go to local cinema
>buy a pint
>only 30ish people total in there
awesome
>>
>>52257417

I've never heard of one that's true. It's just bad for business
>>
>>52257417
the theater showers are disgusting at it too so i never even use them after the film is over
>>
>>52257366
You can own a rifle at 13 and a shotgun at 15 according to the actual law.
Its hard to get a license unless you live on a farm, and you have to be a member of a gun club
>>
>>52257462
Oh, it's that meme
>>
>>52257462
> Showers
> At a theatre

Lad what?
>>
why do i always talk about shit i know nothing about

what the fuck is wrong with me
>>
>>52257483
everyone does that
>>
>>52257476
You're just going to walk out onto the street covered in nacho cheese, popcorn butter and your $27 small coke that comes in a jerry can?

Disgusting desu
>>
>>52257483
you seem really emotional and insecure

feel pretty bad for you tbH
>>
>>52257483
im going to say its because you have the autisms.
i base this on the one youtube video i skimmed through
>>
seriously lads can anyone else not focus whilst wanking
>>
>>52257545
low test desu
>>
>>52257545
Your imagination is fickle, that's why god invented porn
>>
having a wank lads
>>
>>52257570
Over what? we won't judge your gay porn
>>
@52257511
stupid yank

>>52257532
Let's find out:

http://mindchecker.channel4.com/test-autism.html
>>
ok i'm back lads, i just got a breakfast sandwich, a large pack of McCoy cheddar and onion and some strange 'elf slices' which look like apple flavour angel slices.
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>>52257590
i love you
>>
>>52254272
Whos dis.
My new target in life is marry that guz hoarder.
>>
>>52257612
i genuinely meant i feel sorry for you. hope things get better
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>>52257631
Aww, love you too
>>
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I'm 50% autistic, lads

>>52257674
Fuck off you're making me paranoid I'm a retard or something
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>>52257612
i do not think this is a good test because the questions are too high level
>>
>>52257734
you are
>>
cat is somewhere in the house lads thank fuck was proper doing my nut in
>>
>>52257734
>share
>>
>>52257762
you were in mourning because you thought it was dead a few days ago.
tidy your house, imbecile
>>
>>52257749
>high level
what do you mean ?

>>52257755
no
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this is my favourite anime waifu :D she is called suzuki tofu
her one dimensional facial expressions are really cute and easy to understand for a diagnosed asperger sufferer such as myself :)
i watch cartoons of little girls because little girls used to run away from me when i approached them in the playground, and to this day my life is devoid of female attention XD :))
>>
Is /brit/ the most popular general lads?
>>
>>52257784
what?

i only got it the day before
>>
>>52257802
why wouldn't it be?
sun never sets
>>
>>52257698
>>52257788
Approved /brit/ anime:
>Keion
>Hibike
>Yuru Yuri
>Soranowoto
>non nons
>Haruhi
>Gochuumon
>kinmozaic
>sabagebu
>Madoka
>Ika Musume
>Yuyushiki
>Umaru

only a warning this time for first offence, but please only post smart anime.
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this is my favourite anime waifu :D she is called Lain Iwakura
her one dimensional facial expressions are really cute and easy to understand for a diagnosed 50% asperger sufferer such as myself :)
i watch cartoons of little girls because little girls used to run away from me when i approached them in the playground, and to this day my life is devoid of female attention XD :))
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this is my favourite anime waifu :D she is called yui ichii
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>>52257823
Shut your mouf
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>>52257827
good lad
>>
I had the most amazing dream lads. I went to this weird music festival but it got rained off and I was just walking around this muddy field feeling sad because I was on my own.

Then I met this beautiful mixed race girl, she was so cute, had that curly hair, caramel coloured skin, freckles, a cute giggle. We hung out in this shed and had sex and fell in love and I remember kissing her.

I woke up, in the dark, I couldn't believe it wasn't real...
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this is my favourite real girl!

she is called Kyary Pamyu Pamyu (or Kiriko Takemura to her friends)
>>
>>52257818
no, you posted
>going to go to bed and think about my cat
a few days ago
>>
>>52257870
Kyary's eyes are JUST
>>
>>52257566
happens with porn too

>>52257550
you think?
>>
>>52257880
I do not see the problem

>>52257879
Don't think I did, maybe I was looking forward to it but don't remember making any post of the sort
>>
>>52257785
the questions are really basic like "do u like number?". the test doesn't attempt to find out the underlying psychology (or something like that) behind your actions.

the best online free psychology test i ever took was the only where you couldn't very easily gauge what the "non-autistic" answer was
>>
>>52257892
I get it too when im not really into the wank

Maybe try wanking less you wanker
>>
>>52257900
looking forward to it enough that you bloody lost it.
send it my senpai. i'll show it a good time
>>
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hello everyone be nice! i like this girl she is amazing!!
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>>52257901
>best online free psychology test
haha
>>
Think I'm too normie for early morning /brit/, wish I just had very mild aspergers so I could fit in and talk about cartoons. :((
>>
>>52257926
what else can i compulsively do at 5am when i want to die haha
>>
>>52257935
she's hiding

also i know for a fact she went around the house because i left treats in all the rooms and they are gone so she must be alright

>>52257955
its normally much less autistic, its literally one poster
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>>52257955
its called being an intellectual you pleb. read a book sometime, or MANGA as its called.
>>
>>52257963
the mice took your treats because your cat is a beta bitch haha
>>
Business idea: Anime convention in England for aspies who don't really like anime and only find the qt female characters attractive.
>>
>>52257982
>anime made out of a tree

Capitalist pig OUT
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6289581
http://strawpoll.me/6289581
http://strawpoll.me/6289581
http://strawpoll.me/6289581
http://strawpoll.me/6289581
>>
>>52258028
lie chester flag looks like the angus flag
>>
>>52258017
But I like both and I'm not from England
>>
just read about a black man raping a couple at gunpoint by making the white guy suck his dick so he could get hard and then he fucked the guys gf
>>
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>>52258028
I got this when I did a test for autism.
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>>52258028
>2 other people took my option
you are not me
>>
>>52258028
I got referred for a proper evaluation, but I turned it down
my shrink thought it was possibly high functioning aspergers

I'd rather not have the label 2bh
>>
>tfw decked it on the slippy pavement and a group or girls saw me
>>
>>52258085
>shrink
FOY
>>
>>52258017
>>52258065
And I'm not an aspie

I feel excluded
>>
>>52258076
really i think if you are spending your time doing tests that are this in depth you're autistic regardless of the result

>>52258053
innit
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I voted no
>>
do I have yummy, delicious pizza today, or tomorrow?
>>
>>52258140
both
>>
>>52258129
>you're autistic regardless of the result
no you're just self absorbed
>>
In approximately 36 hours time I will be in Japan. There is nothing any of you can do short of blowing yourselves up in an airport on the off chance of getting my flight cancelled that you can do to stop me.
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>>52258133
cheeky
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>>52258017
I went to an anime convention once. I ended up not speaking to anyone and then just getting extremely drunk and dancing for a few hours.
>>
>>52258152
I didn't even consider that as an option
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>>52257949
used goods desu
>>
>>52258158
hmmmmm yeh fair enough
>>
>>52258169
hope you have a great time mate
>>
>>52258208
lesbian doesn't count as used goods
>>
>>52258222

Cheers m9
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>>52258208
stop posting pictures of me and my GF
>>
Thoughts?
>>
>>52258265
disgusting
>>
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>>52258265
i have no idea?

do you like Yui?
>>
>>52258265
CYMRU

AM

BYTH
>>
Fucking WELL hungry lads
>>
>>52258265
CAER BADDAN MASTER RACE
>>
>>52258169
best time of my life was in southeast asia.

youll love it
>>
>>52258265
Conquer and unify
>>
>>52258287
Yes.
>>
>>52258265
>that Devon
i like it
>>
fucking fucked my back doing ironing lads
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWTOaYKp-Aw&index=2&list=PLOAFgXcJkZ2ywuix_phpp4apRVfBb6AZV
>>
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>>52258265
This must be where my gf is from
>>
>>52258265

This will be the future if the SNP and Plyd Cymru have their way. Mark my words.
>>
>>52258371
good post
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already ate most of my calories for the day wahey hahahaha regret.
>>
Who /Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch/ here?
>>
>>52258354

>People Who Shape Our World: Godfrey Bloom

Compared to some of the speakers they've had he's a bit of a literally who tee bee aitch
>>
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I want to be pretty
>>
>>52258380
I have not eaten for four days tbqh.
>>
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>you will never relive the glory days of /brit/ when we discussed crisps, tea, freddos and slags
>you will never stop the tidal wave of Rasheeds and weebs destroying what was once the comfiest general on /int/
>>
>>52258400
good speech though lad innit
>>
>>52258400
Bit of an understatement desu, he's a nobody in a party that only won 1 (ONE) seat at the general election
>>
>>52258414
pic unrelated?
>>
>>52258422
this, truly grim times ahead at the hands of physically/mentally weak nerds with abysmal taste
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>>52258414
i know that harrowing feel, i wish i was pretty. i'm such a manly man it would never work.

>>52258422
looks like you are the one with brain problems, or likely just new.
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>>52258437
Pretty much
>>
I don't hate myself, but I do have a strong dislike for myself, desu lads
>>
>>52258422
>tea
might go and make myself a lovely cup of tea desu
PG tips
no expense spared
>>
All these racists, it's absolutely discusting :

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35118496
>>
>>52258431

Did Farage just strip him of his important titles or did he get properly kicked out of the party?
>>
>>52258468
I hate myself tbqh. I wish I was someone else.
>>
>>52258470
Yorkshire tea is better 2bh la.
>>
>>52258422
>act like
>>
>>52258422
Shan times ahead lads.

>>52258470
> PG Tips
> Not Scottish blend

I bet you dip your hob nobs into your tea too.
You filthy slag
>>
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>>52258453
It would be so fun being pretty
>>
>>52258470

>Not Harrods Earl Grey

Do you even
>>
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/new-breed-of-white-supremacists-in-us/news-story/0fca2e441715d5d1ca0a71cb0c780af8

4chan is now being labelled a white supremacist site.
>>
>>52258521
its a burden believe me
>>
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>>52258521
>>
https://40.media.tumblr.com/0257d1217e51c664b8f02dad7ca0699b/tumblr_nwv8n6k6Px1qa6b2ko1_1280.jpg
>>
>>52258545
Good, that will keep the normies away
>>
>>52258414
boys cant be pretty

c'est la vie fami lee
>>
>>52258557
I'm not sure how I feel about this
>>
walkers has good crisps. when will they be making a full bag?
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/3x37mk/absolutely_disgusted_with_a_trip_to_jobcentre/
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>I eat crisps
>>
>>52258591

Whats got you conflicted about it?
>>
>>52258607
>reddit.com
>>
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>>52258588
I know that, but I can dream
>>
>>52258607
>reddit
>>
>>52258557
good post
>>
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>>52258591
>>52258622
no feminine penis :^(
>>
>>52258622
I don't like the way bush feels, but that one looks to nice to shave. This is a true dilemma
>>
>>52258636
best not lad

stealing your image btw
>>
>>52258648
>>52258636
>>52258588
>>52258555
>>52258521
>>52258456
>>52258453
depressed mentally ill virgins that constantly disappoint their parents.
>>
>>52258588
I think they can, famalam.
>>
Thailad has gone missing, if you have any information to his whereabouts please do not hesitate to contact the detective
God bless

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/thailand/12055094/British-tourist-vanishes-in-Thailand-after-telling-parents-a-man-would-not-let-him-leave.html
>>
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>>52258690
all me
>>
>>52258545
#youaintnoanonbruv
>>
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>>52258681
>>52258690
>>
>>52258690
pfffft you're not my dad
>>
>>52258675

I feel the same way for the most part, but I like ginger pussy
>>
>>52258701
>going to Thailand
>wanting to get murdered and robbed for £20
>>
>>52258728
If I was maybe you wouldn't be a mind fucked little pooftah
>>
Could the anime posters just tone it down a little bit please?
>>
>>52258690

wow you must have missed my post because that's literally me
>>
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>>52258690
I know haha lad
>>
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/americans-worse-teeth-english-new-7026433
>>
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>>52258764
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>>52258764
why dont you make the next thread a no-anime one then.
>>
>>52258816

YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY POTIONS
>>
>>52258816
What's this? New banter ammo?
>>
>>52258835
is that a pregnancy test
>>
>>52258933
>>52258933
>>52258933

new
>>
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>>52258887
yes actually.
>>
>>52258745
thailand was safer than any european country i ever stayed in.

at least it felt like it in chiang mai
>>
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>>52258764
NO
>>
>>52259010
It really does feel safer here, just over shadowed by the odd tourist doing something silly like getting murdered.
>>
>>52258265
shit
kingdom of mercia 4lyf
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