heaven edition
gimme a gobby luv
>>52254272
Would mot her, lads
That would be Jun.
would poo on her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsUXAEzaC3Q
choon
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth.
They say in heaven, love comes first.
We'll make heaven a place on earth.
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth.
Your mum's the reason they call them one-pound coins
>>52254272
Emma a qt
doin an ugly as fuck and suicidal
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 03 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_00.37_[2015.10.20_22.34.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7IA5MIw.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 03 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_00.37_[2015.10.20_22.34.53].jpg")
need to sleep soon lads
>>52254272
Lusting for dick, lads
>>52254409
why lad
>>52254409
Indeed
>>52254409
same lad, got 4 hours sleep today in an attempt to fix my sleeping pattern and i still dont feel tired
smdh
just found half a pill in my wallet lads hahahaha
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_11.59_[2015.10.12_21.41.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VZmULxs.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_11.59_[2015.10.12_21.41.01].jpg")
>>52254427
because i'm tired, its 5am here.
>>52254456
thanks love you.
>>52254458
looks like I'll be getting up at 2pm again...
Mouse wants this shitty American oreo so bad, it shall be the key to my victory.
>>52254409
Same
Gonna drop 4 melatonins and I hope I don't wake up
>>52254409
Got shitfaced yesterday so I dozed off at like 8
Now Im wide awake and wont be awake to see star wars later tonight
having a go
>>52254489
If our oreos are so shitty why do you have one?
>>52254517
At what?
>>52254479
gonna set an alarm for 3 hours ahead of whenever i go to sleep, yolo
you're the only animelad i like btw if you're the one who fucks whores from adultwork
you gonna feel shame and depression about yourself when you're older and wish you traveled more?
or will you not care?
I've traveled quite a bit but still feel like I need to do a lot more. Idk, meet a gf from another country or at least a really close friend.
wanderlust is some type of tumblr shit but I guess im feelin it
>>52254546
do you do it on your own?
getting out what I put in
>>52254546
I first traveled alone to other countries when I was 11
I was just off loaded for vacation by myself
Now I hate travelling
>>52254458
I was havinh issues with my sleep and a Mexibro told me to drink chamomile tea at night before getting in bed and it fucking worked. (I actually don't know if it was kind of a placebo effect but it worked)
>>52254535
i'm the non-Azusa hampshite so yeh. and only one whore desu.
>>52254546
i'm going to Japan in two weeks desu la :^)
>>52254629
I still don't know who that sweaty guy is
>>52254529
I went to America and bought some of your double stuff ones as a gift for someone else. Still have a few leftover.
They may taste terrible, but they make good bait, you should be proud.
>>52254646
his name is nick lindy or some shit like that
>>52254579
yes. done it with a friend but being alone forces you to meet people if you have any social skills
>>52254629
good lad. i only stayed a night in Tokyo as my flight got canceled and wish I could've stayed in Japan longer. It was so clean and well run
>>52254646
ur ma
>>52254629
any plans to fuck another whores? would you fuck the same whore again?
't cauld ou'.
>>52254670
teach me how to travel on my own f a m
I was going to post about how I have trouble forming a relationship with anything in the world, social or not.
Then I realised that's just depression, wahey
>>52254646
the one who walks.
>>52254670
going for about 15 nights or something so 10/10 i'll bring /brit/ some presents.
>>52254676
not while i live at home (for masters degree)
>>52254698
Buy a single ticket rather than two or more
>>52254651
>They may taste terrible, but they make good bait, you should be proud.
Uh cheers, I guess
Where'd you travel to?
>>52254646
Me m8 Kev
holy fuck lads
/cum/ has literally reached the image limit from anime spam
Desperate for sex lads
>>52254646
Kevin "The Walking Man" Boyle
>>52254698
stay at hostels that are "social hostels".
usually these hostels will do some kind of group drinking thing and then everyone will go out together
when everyone is from a different country and traveling its easy to start conversation with each other since we're all genuinely curious about what people have been doing and seeing.
then from there you can either make friends to travel with. or keep going to different cities on your own and meeting new people
its great for meeting foreign girls tBh
>>52254729
New York since I'm generic and wanted to do all the typical touristy bullshit. Had a great time.
In mouse related news he's started retreating now to somewhere he knows I can't get him, under the cupboard. Pls advise I want to go to bed but can't with him in the room.
>>52254822
meeting and talking to real 3D girls.. baka senpai.
>>52254858
I went to bed with this fella here
>>52254860
i wasn't meeting 3d girls.
this was all done online. social hostels that im talking about were all internet cafes and i'd talk to my favorite waifu's desu
>>52254914
FUCK
>>52254914
did you cum first?
>>52254858
Double stuff him til he blows up or has a good ol' fashioned American heart attack
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_02.18_[2015.10.12_21.30.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YUxoYCI.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_02.18_[2015.10.12_21.30.14].jpg")
>>52254914
thats great anon!
>>52254934
oh that's great m8, i cant wait to do that in akihabara
>>52254546
i have no money
it's not like i ahve the funds but spend it on food and video games
>>52254858
>not living in harmony with mouse-bro
baka 2bh famalam
i'm having a look
fucking anime is so cringeworthy. just feel bad for this lad in here desu
What did you get your mother for Christmas?
>fucking anime is so cringeworthy. just feel bad for this lad in here desu
>>52255048
baka
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
>>52255048
who? i quite like anime and would like to discuss these matters with him.
i'm wearing a jumpsuit
>tfw no cerebral palsy pancake making gf
>>52255091
>gif
fuck off x
>>52255091
what the fuck is this
![[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.59_[2015.12.11_16.01.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tWKiHSL.jpg "[HorribleSubs] YuruYuri S3 - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.59_[2015.12.11_16.01.56].jpg")
okay lads get ready for this. i have decided I'm not going to sleep. i will stay up! Mari chan will hold it and not sleep.
>>52255142
are you taking vocaroo requests right now? Say "Brisbane"
>>52255167
Eggs retard
i wish i had some marijuana
>>52255232
DUDE
>>52255239
this stopped being funny about 3 months ago
>>52255205
ha, no. srry
>>52255256
pls be in north dakota
>>52255256
kill yourself
>>52255279
fkn gross
>>52255281
LOL
>>52255253
I stopped fucking your mum about 3 months ago because another bull took her over
>>52255253
constant repetitiveness is a sign of being on the spectrum
guys could you stop being so mean to eachother please.
I'll be home soon lads. I rekt myself in Vietnam and insurer is getting me a taxi from the airport to home, it's like a 2h ride lmao
fuck everyone besides me
>tfw no thick thighed gf to sit on my face
I want to be cool.
Gonna join the army, because the army is cool.
Simple as that really, don't understand why people make things so complicated
>>52255313
so is being canadian
>>52255401
intelligence is a burden
I envy you
Tried going to bed at 10pm, literally could not fall asleep. Was absolutely shit. Got out of bed and started this shitty fucking report at 3:30 AM and i'm halfway through it atm. Which I just started at 10 instead of lying in that fucking bed for 5 hours wanking.
>>52255495
work hard lad, don't regret the past look to the future.
>that ending
Gonna miss it tbqh family
pay day loans, yay or nay?
just saved a brand new image lads
>>52255464
im smart
>>52255350
what happened
>>52255584
and how did you get that picture, anon?
>>52255464
intelligence and ego aren't the same thing
I'M NUCLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAR
>>52255539
It finished? fuck
>>52255638
I'm mild
>>52255544
nay, its cheaper to steal things, sell them and then pay the shoplifting fine. In fact doing almost anything is a better idea, like going without.
>>52255638
I AM THE ONE WHO CAUGHT THE SUN!
>>52255608
Snapped my collarbone on a bike. I'm a student in HK, done with exams today, insurer booked me a flight for 19th.
I liked this place but it's drained me. Need to recharge in the UK before next semester.
Good morning /brit/
>>52255638
BOOOOOOOOOOMB buh BOMB BOMB
yeah
EXIT LIGHT
ENTER NIGHT
>>52255712
Which anime is she from
>tfw can't fucking get over this 16 year old girl
jesus christ lads
that fucking body was insane
had a chance to hook up with her, she was waiting for it
we were snapchatting back and forth for a little but now she rarely snaps me and I'm always waiting like a beta bitch
the pain of regret is the worst thing ever
>>52255627
I saved it from /a/
>>52255712
ohayou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52255727
nonce
>>52255712
morning lad
>>52254272
I can't handle all this qtness
enough_pepe.iso
>>52255727
Wow
>>52255755
16 is the legal age here.
Literally fuck off, yank.
>>52255727
there will be other 16 year olds
wait, isn't the age of consent across the pond 18?
>>52255849
it is here too, i was baiting
>>52255850
there are a few states which have age of consent being 16 as long as you aren't much older
Just did a poo lads
grabbin a pepsi max lads
be back in a mo
just realised that youth is precious and fleeting and we'll all be dead before we know it
>>52255870
that's a pretty vague law
>>52255874
>tfw my mom only buys diet
>>52255890
iktf
freaking the fuck out because i turn 23 in a month hahahaha fucking hell
>>52255899
>>52255874
>drinking shitwater full of unnecessary calories
young nigga play with keys like a typewriter
*wakes up*
>>52255948
Maximum taste, zero sugar you pleb
>>52256025
>2015
>aspartam
enjoy your diseases
>pepsi
>>52256034
If there was any truth to the cancer claims, I'd be dead a hundred times over by now.
>>52256034
it doesn't cause cancer, but it can upset some people's stomachs
mom walks in with a 12 of orange shasta
im literally about to explode
just had a fap to a flash game on /f/
Crashing this exam
"daesh"
>>52256182
I don't know what that is
who /juushi/ here?
http://i.4cdn.org/f/AkazukinDance3_0.swf
Looking for a 190cm + handsome guy to be my bf lads
do you know anyone like that
>i hate the free market
>uber should be made illegal
Pretty hungry laaaa
having a look
>>52256348
Awful
haven't had a proper meal for like a day
want to go downstairs and start cooking but that's antisocial
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Da70K4f6Ep
doing a cry
>>52256348
>its suppose to be adorable
>>52256532
I don't sleep cos sleep is the cousin of death
Kyary
>>52256484
excuse you
>>52256582
Said a wise man from Queensbridge on beats he blessed
having a punt
>>52256608
Yeah you better excuse me, cunt
>>52256409
at what
>>52256599
Asian qts best qts
u
wot
>>52256532
ok this hard
>>52256653
>>52256665
>>52256664
samefag
>>52256599
>Yank pancakes
Slag.
>>52256664
>>52256665
>nonce just figured out he can post on his computer and his phone at the same time
doing
a
post
>Tired as fuck
>can't go to sleep until it's like 8 so I can call in and bunk work
smhtbh lads
>>52256653
well good morning
bit cold out
that fat short man with the nose comedy thing ended today didn't it
can someone give me the spoilers?
everyone pay attention to the nonce now
3 networks, 1 wired 2 wireless, 1 computer senpai
Just got back from the midnight premier of Star Wars lads. It's pretty mediocre.
on xanax lads
literally don't care about anything right now
is this how normies always feel?
just remembered there is literally a board for mlp freaks lads
Feeling a bit lonely desu
Bet none of you even know how that feels, it sucks being alone even when you're in bed with the gf, she's so emotionally distant.
>>52256733
>tfw flatmates are all home and have no other friends
>tfw school holidays so I can't even see it in an empty cinema on Monday
Fuck is going to the cinema alone really so bad?
>>52256754
>Bet none of you even know how that feels, it sucks being alone even when you're in bed with the gf, she's so emotionally distant.
>>52256752
Honestly forgot they even existed
>>52256754
Don't even have a gf lad
AHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH PAKI WOMAN, FUCK THE POPPY
FUCK THOSE WHO DIED IN WW1 AND 2, HAHA
'IT'S REALLY EMBARESSING NOW, IT'S BECOME A JOKE' YEAH PAKI THATS SO TRUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgTNnlwfTTQ
>>52256632
lean't how to play feathers on keyboard yesterday
feels good man
>>52256754
I sleep with beg bugs
being bitten is the closest thing I have to intimacy
>>52256784
rorke
>>52256754
boo hoo kid
>>52256784
>cuckford cuckion
lol no
had a chuckle at this one
>>52256784
Fucking dreadful
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-17/chinese-tourists-skip-brisbane-qut-study-finds/7036586
M E M E C I T Y
Seriously if you can't even fake respect for those who died to make Britain what it is today just fuck off back to pakistan
>>52256826
>>52256837
what a boring article
>>52256837
>mr chinaman tycoon please come to my city and spend money in my casino
Fucking pathetic desu ka
>>52256845
Diogenes was the original bishop of Banterbury,
We should all strive to be more like him.
>>52256837
>Caring about chinks
>>52256784
I'm really sick of the paki fifth column.
>>52256890
I don't, that's why it's a good thing we get hardly any... unlike Sydney
>>52256837
>complaining about missing out on some of the worst tourists the world has to offer
lol
>>52256845
>Influences
>Antisthenes, Socrates, Dogs
>>52256916
Why do you think I'm complaining? See >>52256903
Fuck gooks 2bh
>>52256934
nah soz lad i meant the article was complaining 2bh
>>52256939
Ah, fair enough m8
going to the shops for the 7am opening in a min lads, want anything for breakfast?
>>52256963
Pick us up some krave lad
>>52256963
lad
when was the last time you slept
>>52256784
so this is the liberal narrative
why hasn't this been blown away?
morning lads. morning nonce.
>>52256963
mate i will give you like £20 to just buy as much hot food as you can carry
>>52257002
about 24 hours ago maybe a bit more my brian is not working right now.
>>52256998
if i see any maybe, its a small corner shop.
oh shit better go now, need to get my headphones playing the K-on OST as well.
>>52257027
i can get sandwiches.
>>52257028
Thanks
thought i wanted to kill myself but i think i just want to have never existed in the first place cos i don't want to make my mum sad t b h
>>52256963
Nah lad Im good just had a pizza and some southern comfort
i cant even concentrate whilst wanking lads
>tfw a shirtlifter
this anti-poppy paki has really fucked me off lol
>>52256784
i'd fuck her iah
need a motorbike NOW lads hahaha*
*indicating I infact am not completely serious but that there is some truth to my demand
>>52257107
Hey fellow poof
>>52257050
ok i guess
>>52257113
did u atleast watch the opposing videos lad
people do indeed recognise the ridiculousness of her argument
Morning lads
>>52256963
A bacon butty.
laving a hook
>>52257203
An Irishman walks into a bakery
He asks "How much are the sausage rolls?"
The man says "They're two for a pound"
"How much for one?"
"75p"
"Okay, I'll have the other one"
>>52257107
Where does a burgerblob even pick up that term?
>>52257224
Here, i've said a few times referring to myself
>>52257223
*sparse, confused applause*
>>52257223
i dont geddit
>>52257262
he assumes that since one costs 75p, and together they're 1 pound, then the other must cost 25p
>the janissaires
>>52257277
aah funny
>>52257178
i assume he got arrested right? not allowed any type of ownership of a weapon right?especially a gun
>>52257302
>not allowed any type of ownership of a weapon right?especially a gun
not true
I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?"
I replied, "No, you sick fuck. I'll be putting it up in my living room."
>>52257171
Ah I see. Thanks lad.
was thinking about seeing star wars but forgot my local cinema does the no singles policy
>>52257330
>tfw not winter rn so i can't listen to sufjans christmas carols album and get cozy
>>52257302
PERMITS
E
R
M
I
T
S
>>52257178
why do bigots have to be so thick lads?
>>52257324
You can own a gun?
>>52257341
what
>>52257366
it's not easy to get hold of one depending on who you are & your reason for owning one, but sure
>>52257370
can't go by yourself to the local cinema
they dont want lone people going as they are probably insane
>>52257407
Haha. This can't be true
>>52257417
Do you like memes?
I like memes.
>>52257407
>go to local cinema
>buy a pint
>only 30ish people total in there
awesome
>>52257417
I've never heard of one that's true. It's just bad for business
>>52257417
the theater showers are disgusting at it too so i never even use them after the film is over
>>52257366
You can own a rifle at 13 and a shotgun at 15 according to the actual law.
Its hard to get a license unless you live on a farm, and you have to be a member of a gun club
>>52257462
Oh, it's that meme
>>52257462
> Showers
> At a theatre
Lad what?
why do i always talk about shit i know nothing about
what the fuck is wrong with me
>>52257483
everyone does that
>>52257476
You're just going to walk out onto the street covered in nacho cheese, popcorn butter and your $27 small coke that comes in a jerry can?
Disgusting desu
>>52257483
you seem really emotional and insecure
feel pretty bad for you tbH
>>52257483
im going to say its because you have the autisms.
i base this on the one youtube video i skimmed through
seriously lads can anyone else not focus whilst wanking
>>52257545
low test desu
