Tensai Ikkyuu is a qt edition
having a think
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52241333
Nice trips Alberto Barbosa
>>52241709
Thanks
yui
Going out on at least 1 maybe 2 dates with a 30 year old woman (im 21)
she invited me out tomorrow to a classical music concert tomorrow but i'm not sure if we can still get tickets
we're going to the pub on friday and might go out clubbing afterwards. she might be on it to get mandied up in which case i might take her to meet my mates, but it seems like a bit of a risky idea so might lowe it off.
not really sure where im going with all of this lads
quite a normie kyary this one
antonina
Accepted a job and I'm way out of my depth lads.
What the fuck should I do?
I have to speak to reporters/ on radio and represent the place I work in conferences and in government consultations etc.
I'm awkward as fuck and for some reason had a great interview
It's a great job but I just feel it's way too much, what do?
>she invited me out tomorrow to a classical music concert
do I even deserve to live
>>52242738
yeah i know i don't really want to go but its because she can get the tickets on the cheap and they're at like a fancy place in london.
might just go for the experience.
>>52242710
Virgin
>>52242788
walk with a hit of caution around older women 2bh lad
>>52242692
sounds good also my mate whos 25 is going out with a 41 year old, anything can happen tb h
>>52242725
believe in urself - you had great interview. that is good.
>>52242752
yes
btw fuck off anime fags
>classical music concert
>>52242752
more than I do family
>>52242692
you
>>52242702
used
>>52242710
to
>>52242725
call
>>52242738
me
>>52242752
on
>>52242788
my
>>52242791
cell
>>52242814
phone
>>52242725
work hard at it
read A LOT about your firm, it's project's and anything related (even tangentially)
Micro-dose amphetamines when you need to socialise/interact with others
You might be able to swing it lad
>>52242791
comic sans ms is my favourite font lol what is urs??
>my mate whos 25 is going out with a 41 year old
>>52242830
>>52242828
don't want to be her bf (don't think she wants either)
>>52242872
l8 night when you need my love
but wouldn't mind regular sexual contact?
>Be Greek
>Literally be decedents of Athenians and Spartans
>Be the arse of Europe
>cell phone
Tinder is making me lose faith in women lads, they're so picky
are all women like this
>>52242725
keep at it and you'll get better at socialising cumpai
>>52242941
I wanted to give more (you)s
>>52242943
nonces like you typically go to thailand to find a girl that has no hope but to stay with you to survive
>they're so picky
t. manlet
>>52242943
online shit spoils them
stick to real life. just talk with some fucking confidence
watching an ian hislop doc. about the beeching report 2bh
is good.
>>52242873
Cheers lad. Been reading all I can but unironically helping deal with the press and being that person who they contact makes me nervous as fuck.
It's genuinely keeping me awake at night. I thought I'd just be in an office somewhere but it's not I have to attend meetings and be 'that' guy
Ah fuck what have I done?
>>52242900
more concerned with impregnation 2bh
I'm supposed to be writing
Instead I'm daydreaming about doggy styling Kate Winslet
>>52242692
would appreciate a few more comments/thoughts on ths
beautiful fit young blonde girl doesn't like me lads, I'm only 40 stone 3ft9" with a crater face
why are women so picky?
You used to ring me on me mobile
>>52242985
im not going to go out with a 12-year old thai girl because im not a romanian lol
Any lads here like Tyler the creater??
>>52243033
lol good one got me haha
>>52242993
was actually expecting someone to say, "yes all women are like this kill urself now" but this is actually a legit answer.
>>52243004
tfw it would be a bit of an ego boost if i impregnated her. don't even bother with wearing jonnies either lel.
yeah idk, going from having no gf to having a wife and kids would be ok with me.
>>52242999
they know you're new lad, calm down.
>>52243051
he's alright but only wankers who want to be edgy like him in the UK
>>52243030
*phone does a vibrate*
Hi x
u used to giz call on me mobile
literally just watching these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQT5kgfO0mg
>>52243073
haha well played chet
>>52243091
I know when me mobile buzzes
That can only mean one thuzzes
Are you ready for the new hot thing, lads wearing makeup?
Give it about 2 more years and it will be a think mark my words.
>>52243079
>yeah idk, going from having no gf to having a wife and kids would be ok with me.
JUST
>>52243096
Hi how r u? xx
>>52243086
>he's alright
>but only wankers who want to be edgy like him in the UK
lol
>>52243086
Is enjoying things that are often considered edgy still edgy if I don't tell anyone about it? Apart from /brit/ just now
lads, what's the biggest difference between here and ireland
>>52243143
im an atheist, not a jew
>>52243179
not bad how are you xo
>>52242834
can you fuck off please?
>>52242916
desu ancient greece was mostly turkey
>>52243166
she's foreign so she would stay with me until she got the passport.
she's got more wage earning potential than me because she has more work-experience than me and is equally qualified.
she's a 7/10 and i find her, dare i say, agreeable?
just won the lotery and found the love of me life on the same day
how lucky am i lol
>high and tight
>>52243161
i can see this happening and i will play no part of it cause itll just be proper lads doin it
hopefully they just start bumming each other as well and then i can get the slags
>>52243197
red lemonade
>>52243210
Are you the paedophile or the autistic terrorist
>>52243206
lol im ok jus really tired :( xxx
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare
>>52243230
giz a bit lad
>>52243230
Don't look out your bedroom window at midnight.
>>52243185
i didn't say i liked him idiot.
the sort of people who like him wear OFWGTKA t-shirts to clubs and get arsey when people don't acknowledge it.
>>52243196
depends on what 2bh.
there's normie edgy then there's subnormie edgy then pepe edgy
>>52243210
fuck off jersey literally every poster there is an absolute spacker
>>52243226
I hope you're trolling me tbqh
>>52243197
muh HDI
>>52243298
GLOCK IN MY RARI
>>52243305
>that fucking timing
>>52243379
17 SHOTS NO 38
>>52243355
>Right click
>Save video as...
>>52243301
best missions in gta 2 desu
>>52243197
Norfolk is literally Ireland in Britain
>>52243355
imagine flailing about on top of her trying to get your 2 inch flaccid donger inside of her and getting really frustrated when you can't get it up and she giggles the entire time while calling you pathetic and then you just get up crying and sigh and then leave and kill yourself
>>52243318
yeah i am pulling your leg, but i don't think she will pull anytihng like that.
yeah deffo going out with her tomorrow though
so 2 dates in 2 days.
brilliant lads
>>52243409
SWIPING MY CARD LIKE KYVA
>>52243403
If (shit) was already negative then it would have already 'got real'
>>52243307
>get arsey
a bit like you now
>in my mates bedroom with him and his girlfriend watching a movie
>he goes down stairs to talk to some people who are interested in buying his car
>i'm now alone with his girlfriend who is lying on a bed
>she asks me to lie-down next to her
>i do as asked
>she then drops her hand on my crotch
>"what are you doing?" i ask
>"you liked that didn't you? ... i felt your cock harden"
>"well, yeah. b-but ... she pulls down my pants before i could finish and starts stroking muh dick
>she then proceeds to give me a bloody good bj which consequently caused me to cum in her mouth
>she swallowed and then told me to sit back in the chair i was sitting in before
>10 minutes later my mate returned and sat on the bed with her
>they kiss for a minute and then put on another movie
>mfw he doesn't know and that i'm now fucking her as well
>>52243449
hahaha that'd be HILARIOUS
>>52243462
yeah fair crack have fun :^)
Unironically love this fedora group lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtax3Fl-UZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6npKLMK9fo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epeQwq-aYV0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdxvedxPhNU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4YepOtPh2Q
>>52243482
FONT
>girl you like hasn't replied to your text in almost a day
>>52243492
ikr haha
what am i like
>>52243482
nice dream m8
also what does 'FONT' mean? and what does the t. thing mean
>>52243477
that's the point of the joke retard
holy shit.
>>52243568
>FONT
Fuck off normie twat
>>52243568
t. is short for finnish for 'regards'
font is fuck off normie twat
>>52243482
>Drops hand on my crotch
>I instantly get a boner
>"You liked that hammer punch onto your cock, didn't you, you naughty naughty plumber!"
Fanfic isn't your strong suit lad.
>>52243609
>i was only pretending
lmao ok
>>52243568
t. is an abbreviation of the Finnish word that equates to sincerely
TOOK HER TO THE CONDO
PRONTO
>>52243551
>hehehe, another beta male led on
me and the gf (she's the one on the right, that's your right as you look at the picture)
>>52243675
quiet down now Ireland, you're not even welcome here remember.
btw brt omw wybut
back is absolutely dead from gym lol
>>52243635
>>52243655
>>52243678
thanks, m8's, think this is the first time I've asked something without being told to fuck off 20 times haha
>>52243723
why do you feel the need to post this every day? It's not even a good meme. If you're going to do a daily post at least do it at the very start of the thread like everyone else
>>52243551
FONT
>>52243723
on on her right btw
>>52242710
GOOD LAD
>>52243210
>>52243658
>mfw it actually happened
>Spend £800 building a gaming computer
>The only games I find enjoyable now I've morphed into an adult are minecraft and kerbal space program
>>52242738
>>52242834
Rasheed
>why do you feel the need to post this every day?
Reminder that 2016 is gonna be the year
>>52243700
I'm not beta lad. Sometimes I even fap with my left hand
>>52243867
Thee year of no gf?
>>52243307
just walk away buddy.
>>52243838
>mfw you can't even dream up a scenario in which you being near a woman is believable
me and the gf
>>52243817
would've wanked to that film if I didn't know it wasn't real 2bh
>>52243728
i literally created you and your current online persona genuinely makes me laugh
>>52243905
>being this delusional
>>52243924
There's only one person I filter and it's that retard
Don't know why you're responding mate
>>52243864
I don't know what you're trying to achieve with this post? Is the picture meant to be what I look like?
Having a Mr Mulvaney moment lads
"Accidentally" on purpose stole a flat cap hat that was on a table in the Church yesterday evening. Today I went back first thing in the morning and just left it placed on the door handle of the Church because it wasn't open.
Hope nobody saw me take it
>>52243891
look lads its the guy who has threesomes on private planes whilst eating caviar
>>52241891
applying to a german uni soon and they ask for a photo. i'm not fat or anything but it makes me so fucking uncomfortable having to upload a photo for an application, what plausible reason could they have for it
>>52243961
>Calling someone else delusional
>after writing cuckfag fanfic in which you're the "bull"
>>52243974
>I filter
Me operating the machine
>>52243974
he's practically my child can't ignore him now
>>52244004
that guy is such a poser lol
>I don't know what you're trying to achieve with this post?
>>52244023
maxim/ship lad
>>52244002
>if Mark was in charge of the world there would be no more wars
need a better name for this webm lads
>A girl literally asked me to call her
>Didn't
>She doesn't talk to me anymore
Smooth criminal.
>>52244002
Fuck this gave me flashback to year 11 yearbook. Didn't have any good memories with friends, or friends to write down in the ''best friend section''. Didn't even have a stupid catchphrase. Eurgh
does anyone else unironically send crying with laughter ok-handsign to people.
normies dont seem to think its a meme, they just see it as a legit response
>>52243985
Doesn't matter if you returned it
odds i pull a sickie tomorrow
evens i don't
>>52244026
i think that mong defies convention, give him up for adoption - maybe another general will take him
>>52244065
cute japanese girl puts on latex facemask.webm
I will destroy ISIS
>>52244008
You don't think I'm telling the truth just because you can't get an erection the moment a girl touches your crotch?
>>52244002
The Sheik would have been triggered by now, it must be the pedo
>at home
>browsing le four chins
>dad looks at my screen
>"WHAT PROGRAM IS THAT... SOME KIND OF CHAT MESSENGER?"
>y-y-eah..
>included autistic anime posts on screen
jesus christ imagine having to explain this Mongolian fur manufacturing forum to your family
imagine having to explain anime and memes
imagine explaining /brit/ and shitposting
IMAGINE
>>52244102
roll again lad, might as well pull a sickie
>girl at work always makes an effort to say hello and smile at me
>her friend tells me she really likes me
little does she know I like dicks haha
Just shaved my cock and balls.
>>52244121
>He thinks bonering up when a girl "drops her hand" on your crotch is actually an accomplishment worthy of bragging about
Your sexual inexperience is staggering.
>>52244145
>imagine
i'd rather not
>shit tons of videos of girls getting fucked in skirts
>never the right type of skirt though
Is it too much to ask to see porn of non milf women in pencil skirts getting fucked?
>>52244143
or someone else who lives on the mainland but is just back for christmas before returning and becoming a less conspicuous union jack.
>>52244002
live very near him.
>>52244145
tfw while everyone is talking to their friends on facebook and stuff you're chatting shit to other anonymous losers on 4chan
>>52244181
>>He thinks bonering up when a girl "drops her hand" on your crotch is actually an accomplishment worthy of bragging about
I'm not bragging. It's a natural reaction.
>>52244145
I always wait for my gf to fall asleep then I browse 4chan , even though she kinda knows I go on it she doesn't think of it other than just a nerdy messenger
She woke up one night and asked what I was typing and asked to see. It was too awkward to say no so I let her read it and people were unironically posting about York uni, kpop and dong a poo.
Genuinely never cringed so much in my life. She treated me weird for like three days, but I showed her the JUST meme and she actually found it funny so maybe I can be saved
>>52244164
Hahahahaha shame this will never happen to me because I'm so fucking ugly hahahahha
>>52244251
Nah, you're definitely the paedo.
Don't post your kiddy porn here, paedo.
>>52244274
It's a natural reaction for a virgin that's never even smelled a girl.
>>52244294
it's happened to me and I'd say I'm ugly af 2bh
>>52244223
>pencil skirts
WEWWWW
>>52244294
Same. I think I might convert and become a twink.
>>52244294
m8, I'm an absolute scrote and I've had at least two girls express interest in me.
Hello I was told this is an anime thread
I’m a Gotta Problem Girl
I don’t wanna be bored
You’ve gotta problem too
You can’t get used to what’s normal either, can you?
I’m a Gotta Problem Girl?
Do the decent seek the decent?
I am a Gotta Problem Girl
Gotta Problem Girl, Gotta Problem Girl
>>52244377
Yeah I have but only because she was a turbo TURBO giga NORMIE literal definition of a normie that probably felt sorry for me so talked to me a lot
>>52244164
it's a shame all the really nice looking lads who look after themselves are gay
>>52244380
>>52244380
Fuck off
>you post on a board that refers to normal people as 'normies'
just think about that for a second
>>52244429
I had a girl admit to me that she first spoke to me out of pity, but then I thought about why she chose me out of the dozens of others she'd seen sitting on their own and then after she started flirting with me, I realised. So maybe the whole "pity" thing isn't so much a "pity" thing as just an excuse to talk to you.
>>52244466
Ok goodnight
if you haven't been to southeast asia you are severely missing out Tbh
>>52244500
>just think about that for a second
I'd rather not
Willy? Or Paki? Methinks... Willy.
>>52244500
>>52244500
fuck off normie
>>52244174
PICS?
let me suck it? :>
i swallow :x
>>52244534
A fine choice
Lads can't find my GTA V disc, fucking brothers lost it and if I wake him up he will start crying. Really wanted to play it too :(
How do we eliminate decadence in our society, lads?
>>52244500
I don't need to think about it, it's why I'm here,
>>52244513
No lad literally
I am a boring twat that is quite ugly
Did not say much
She had no reason to go to me
>tfw no gf ;_;
not going to the music concert going to a museum or something instead
fuck lads i think she really likes me :O
>tfw no gf '_'
>>52244564
tax them to 90%
>>52244576
Same. So why did she go to you over the others she could've gone to?
>>52244513
pity goes both ways and it can become really depressing for you 2bh.
I had a girl almost cry "for me" because I said I'd never been in love. another girl apparently gets really sad when she sees me because I am apparently really nice and sweet yet have no one lol
meanwhile I'm just like waheyy
>"white chocolate" isn't actually chocolate
The world is fucking broken
>>52244564
undo industrial revolution
unglobalise the world
>>52244564
a constant state of war
>>52244551
I just did it as an experimental thing and [spoiler]I have a small cock[/spoiler].
>>52244564
who is this, why is he so rich and why does he have 400k people following him
>>52244643
i figure they are very promiscuous lasses
>>52244640
>meanwhile I'm just like waheyy
Good lad.
>>52244716
>the kike is not pleased
>>52244716
>>>52244564
>who is this,
A Jew
>why is he so rich
Judaism
>and why does he have 400k people following him
Jews
>>52244576
I'll go out with you x
>>52244643
>tfw not aroused by slags
>>52244651
nigger, rome was decadent from the late republican era on. all alluent states were and are
last 3 big things you downloaded
In the Mood for love (hong kong film about hesitancy and relationships)
A translated version of the Rig Veda (most ancient set of hymns of the Hindus, oldest recorded indo-aryan text)
Stata: a statistical program but i dont have the key to it.
>>52244716
I watched a documentary on your train in jerusalem
>>52244741
>>52244775
thank you for answering lads
>>52244800
video of kyary at the night market
pirates of the caribbean
vikings season 2
>>52244800
Thinly veiled request for Stata keys detected.
>>52244792
alright augustus octavius septemberus julius
>>52244291
just realised I've been keeping up the charade of normieness at uni
I better be careful not to reveal my wizardry if I end up porking this girl
>>52244832
>thank you for answering lads
fucking
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSS!!!!!
>Made an instagram account
>Female flatmate was my only follower at the time
>Anon, you do know people can see who you follow?
>All I was following was her and about 30 korean/japanese porn accounts
kill me
>>52244800
the martian, home alone and elf
>Been having a shitty time these last few months
>Company I worked for went under so lost my job
>Me and gf had a big row and split up
>Yesterday my stepmum had another bitch fit and wanted me kicked out because of my "attitude"
>Dad is spineless and just wants everything to be nice and easy so he does nothing
>Back living at my mums now
>Went doctors today and he said I was clinically depressed
>He gave me some anti depressants
>Feel even more shitty
>tfw it's my birthday next week
Might end it all before then tbqh lads, can't be fucked to carry on anymore.
Quite like jews desu
Still crazy that all americans had to learn hebrew in 'primary' school when growing up
>>52244862
nah im good senpai i found a way i can use it legit anyway
>>52244882
How good looking are you lad?
I'm quite good looking so I can always pass it as quirky
>>52244429
>turbo TURBO giga NORMIE literal definition of a normie
laughed pretty hard at this la dunno why
good post
>>52244863
>not julius augustus septemberus octavius
come on, use your head
>>52244800
the ziggurat by the constructus corporation
hesitant alien by gerard way
everything by rhapsody of fire
>>52244922
Sounds like you just got handed a golden opportunity for a do-over and you're going to throw it away? Fuck sake lad.
Hello everyone, just posting a picture of my cute waifu, Jun.
I would love to see cute pictures of your waifu lads.
>>52244922
It's not how well you run the race without a struggle people are impressed by lad, it's how well you get up and keep running after a fall.
We've all been there lad. Never stop pushing, it will get better, in time you'll look back and be grateful you carried on
Good luck lad, it does, and will, get better.
>>52244922
font
>>52244500
I genuinely don't see the problem
it's not about them being """ normal """ it's more just the redpill/bluepill meme kind of thing
they're just the plebs
the bydlo
the wagecucks
the unawakened
the proles
the normies
>>52244887
wew
Should I sneak out and drive to sainsburys lads? Feeling a bit peckish
doing a feel empty
>>52244564
its strange how men have become so effeminate and fashion obsessed.
>>52245045
*swoops hair*
>>52244929
dunno tbqh must be alri cos my female flatmates keep falling all over me
just a bit of a sperg who blossomed late I suppose
>>52245024
I like Plebs better
it describes the state of mind more accurately than "normie" does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBcJefKpgMc
Favourite asmr lads? quite a fan of Japanese ear licking myself.
>>52245024
epitome of a fedora post
yeah.. you're taste is so much more refined than people that are socially acceptable. lmao
>>52244973
Fuck off Rasheed Faqih 'Adb-ar-Rahman Muntazir Shahzada Ibn Muhammad Waqas Abu Muslim Haqq Saif-ad-Dawla al-Razi
>>52245112
yeah I'd say maybe plebs are a subset of normies because you get people with normie tendencies on 4chan but they aren't going to be full on pleb status
>>52245040
Can someone reply pls I need to make a decision
>>52245170
why the fuck are you even here? go smoke some weed Leshaun
>>52245239
fuck off
best christmas song right here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqPO9DvI9uw
>>52245197
t. Alberto Barbosa
my internet is literally like 10 kb/s now
nobody is even throttling it
what is happening
>>52245239
bit late la? go another time you'll have something else in the fridge
who knows what kind of weirdos you could run into haha
just watched some sex education videos with the lads
very interesting
>>52245297
>nobody is even throttling it
Speak for yourself mate ;)
>>52245112
i hate the word plebs, when the reddit crowd got a hold of that word it ran it to the ground in hobby boards like /tv/ and /mu/. usually it's a good indicator someone is underage and or a normie when he uses it
>>52245318
>>52245318
i'll throttle you in a minute!
>>52245261
typical abnormie response. showing how intelligent you are.
go play vidya and talk about how shitty of hobbies normies have while you cry alone on 4chan every night.
no one loves you
>>52245298
I know but there is nothing in the cupboards or fridge apart from fruit. If I don't post in an hour assume I have died.
