haruhi
first for anime genocide
>>52240038
I'm not poor, I have a job and very few bills to pay haha
>>52239701
Quite a significant difference there, ladm8. 4 years of unemployment can be overlooked if someone has a degree. Not so if they weren't spent studying but were, in fact, spent doing absolutely nothing at all.
liverpudlians need your benes
kpop
/brit/ has descended into weebshittery lmao
enjoy your shit general cunts
>>52240075
so get another bed sheet
anime
>>52240137
I don't need one, I can wash it, dry it and put it back on
>I'm Iranian
*audience roars with laughter*
>>52240117
i'm off to britfeeel and you??
>>52240163
but my way you can be washing something else on the day your sheets need changed
>>52240049
>Not "I hate everything that's popular" why don't I fit in? Edition
cheers big fella
My eligibility for JSA+Housing Benefit+Council Tax benefit is over 10 grand a year
>>52239851
>implying i can graduate with a decent degree AND do shit that makes me employable at uni
>implying you weren't always a cryptonormie
To be vague, I got a First and came top of my year in a BSc from a Rustler Group uni. I also didn't have sex or even kiss a single girl in that whole time. I'm not a normie
Poop Show in 5 mins lads
Went to the shop for more cigs but there was some degens stood outside so I think I'll do a lap around the estate maybe they'll be gone when I'm back
>>52240188
but he is actually funny tho
>>52240138
i love her
anime
>>52240117
>descended into weebshittery
>Literally a website for anime
Han Solo dies btw
>>52240260
"no"
>>52240201
>Changing the topic to "normie girls"
You couldn't sound more sexually frustrated. The discussion was genderless before you let your inner rage slip.
Azusa
>>52240230
if you can get a first you're more normie than i am
I'm not even stupid, just pathetic
>>52240259
>smokes
>calls others degens
>>52240228
Where can you find your eligibility?
>>52240312
>I'm not even stupid
>this delusion
>>52240300
>skirts are genderless
Fuck off queer.
You explicitly mentioned skirts, so I went off of your hypothetical situation. Care to try again?
>>52240259
>does a lap round the ``estate''
>to AVOID 'degens'
Poor timing on the end of last thread fellas. Have toned down the smileys for all the football fans in the audience.
>>52240314
Smoking is patrician desu
Only real niggas smoke
>>52240290
It was obvious that someone was going to die. Pottery desu
are we allowed to post our waifus on /brit/?
I'll start as you can see from picture, she is very cute.
>>52240326
benefits calculator I linked to
turn2us
>>52240228
Good slag, more of her please lad
Preferably lewder
>>52240267
She is perfect.
>>52240237
>Poop Show
HOW DELICIOUSLY SATIRICAL HOHO!
>>52240326
https://benefits-calculator.turn2us.org.uk/AboutYou
very nice picture this
>>52240330
i knew you were a true normie
normies are mean
>>52240366
Dubs confirm
>>52240366
good post
amber leaf smoker here
>>52240228
youll probably get UC no?
>>52240331
1 has fucking wonderful legs
>>52240357
>>52240300
I misread. Doesn't lessen my point. Normies entire lives revolve around fitting into existing expectations and social norms. The clue is in the name.
>>52240360
>you don't did you
spastic mate
>>52240366
>using the term 'patrician' or 'real nigga'
glad i'm not you
>>52240383
Who is she?
>>52240360
That's the dullest fucking thing I've ever read
want a korean gf 2bh
>>52240360
>All those exclamation marks
May as well drop to you knees and suck a dick tbqh.
>>52240395
what the fuck pham...
>>52240429
Same senpai
3 in 1 for £4 desu
>>52240474
is that thing meant to be attractive lmao
Opened up a late birthday card that read how they were worried I was going to commit suicide. I also got twenty dollars haha
>>52240380
Can't remember her name, maybe someone can find her profile from the imagename
>>52240290
>father turns into evil sith man and fights son
now
>son turns into evil sith man and fights father
its like poetry
it rhymes
>>52240460
Tensai Ikkyuu from Nanana's buried treasure.
>Unless they built one while I wasn't around!!
>>52240379
>>52240391
I'm literally entitled to £0 benefit
Negging my pozzhole
it's 10
i have to be up for work at 6
do i go to the shop and buy beer? really tempted but i will regret it
>>52240442
Yeah but I don't yet a lot of my life is described as "normie" by 4chan.
So if I can be a normie while still being whoever I want then so can you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txzOIGulUIQ
Reminder that Star Wars is for children.
>>52240518
ありがとうございます
>>52240530
irnpossibru
>>52240395
Is there a name for this? I always fantasise about doing this
Does anyone here have ultra-realistic lucid dreams where you feel normie and confident as fuck, and your life in them just generally fun and interesting things happen
>>52240506
>dollars
how many burgers is that
>Rich Kids of Instagram
MUM! GET THE ZYKLON B!!!
>>52240513
Justice is served
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Uurhc3X-Q
![[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][19][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_19.49_[2015.04.08_18.54.15].png](https://i.imgur.com/OMdLRyD.jpg "[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][19][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_19.49_[2015.04.08_18.54.15].png")
>>52240491
MISCHIEF
I
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C
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I
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>>52240558
>a lot of my life is described as "normie"
Stop listening to the FONT queer.
>>52240581
I'm even more of a spacker in my dreams for some reason
hungrey
>>52240576
it's called sex, lad
>>52240467
>>52240444
Hey come on man, I'm trying over here.
>>52240615
What are you rambling on about now?
>>52240581
i have oddly-real-at-the-time non-lucid dreams where i talk to people i know, get into weird situations and nothing is ever really particularly happy
how do i get qt gf to do sex to her?
>>52240598
>all these posing cunts
They're going to grow up complete loonies, will probably turn to drugs and end up in prison or something desu
>>52240581
I don't have (or at least don't remember) any dreams
>>52240688
I'm telling you that you need to stop listening to the FONT queer when he shouts FONT at anything that isn't pissbottles and cumrags.
>>52240688
FONT
>>52240584
I want to say about three kg of hamburger from the supermarket.
Big Dave is off on a mad one lads. He's proper mad at those poncey cunts in the Lords
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35117990
>>52240601
hahaha DAE hate stupid religious ppl who make you go to church and don't let you eat chocolate before dinner???
british woman are ugly as fuck
>>52240748
this means you're being controlled by satellites desu
>>52240732
even the cat is disgusted by that ugly slag
>>52240717
nouvea riche plebs 2bh
yeah they'll be burnt out and perhaps penniless in a decade or so.
>>52240785
I'm literally eating chocolate right now and it's 10PM.
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>52240788
Harsh but fair
>>52240770
about time. good fucking show davey
>>52240788
we know
pls send non-islamic bunda
![[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][16][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_21.17_[2015.04.13_00.54.03].png](https://i.imgur.com/nNaj9dJ.jpg "[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][16][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_21.17_[2015.04.13_00.54.03].png")
>>52240766
>>52240754
I don't know what you're talking about.
>>52240770
>>52240834
Why is this a good thing?
>>52240820
They're all obviously American, you can tell by all the tacky shit they're buying and the McMansions they're in.
>>52240867
That's on you.
>>52240834
>mfw the Lib Dems vote against it despite always pushing for Lords reform because it's the only place they have any power left
>>52240844
Asuza is a top tier waifu desu
>>52240874
So what? Most of those are negros shooting negros.
are they really going to stop having round pound coins???
>>52240874
how do you kill .7 of a person lmao
>>52240923
Subtle troll
>>52240874
>France
Somehow I don't think so any more
>>52240939
Yeah
Last round £1 was minted today
New ones look nicer anyway
>>52240894
Of course, but if I don't know the guy then clearly I'm still talking about 4chan as whole.
Being scared of dropping spaghetti for example, don't know whether FONT said it but everyone else here sure has.
It's just a funny story you can tell people.
>>52240923
is that a dick or a toy
either way, I'm so turned on right now
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35116875
Prince William has been receiving copies of cabinet documents. What are your thoughts?
>>52240840
take some faveladas with hot body and shit face
>>52240878
Tony Blair ruined the lords by making it partisan anyway. Davey C can't undo the reforms so he might as well cuck them instead.
>>52240934
Even taking blacks and mexicans out American whites still outshoot everyone else.
![[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][21][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_03.16_[2015.04.10_01.33.40].png](https://i.imgur.com/NWMU9h2.jpg "[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][21][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_03.16_[2015.04.10_01.33.40].png")
>>52240931
I'm going to marry her
>>52240945
>>52240990
You're just jealous that we have the high score.
>>52241024
lel
>>52241018
Good lad
>>52240985
>What are your thoughts?
do you have a feminine penis?
>>52240939
Circles are too easy to fake, needs to have moar edges
>>52240985
>the queen's officially recognised personal aide receives relevant government documents
Well there's a fucking shocker
>>52240985
Being a subject to a monarch is a form of slavery. Since the royals have failed to relinquish their positions they are guilty of crimes against humanity and should all be imprisoned for life without parole, including the queen.
opnions about pic related?
>>52240963
1 per 142k
My Mum just stop me to keep my legs spread
and to keep my mind open
wet pussy smell keeps pakis hopin'
>>52240360
jesus wept
>>52241125
education really is improving in ireland
>>52240399
Yes very pretty
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard
>>52241115
really triggered at filename desu
/brit/ I need your wisdom. My mate wants to move to London because he has a job offer for £9 an hour. I told him that he won't be able to save money by earning that much even though he is going to live in a shitty room for £60/week.
Should I convince him not to or am I wrong? I get 30k a year and I still find you can only live below modest here but maybe I'm just shit at saving money.
>>52241152
more
just finished a 3.5hr jeff mills mix
>>52241080
I don't know what a feminine penis actually is supposed to be.
>>52241115
good lass
>>52241197
usually cute and big
>>52241180
he won't be able to save you're right, but he may have more fun than wherever he lives now 2bh
>>52241115
Greatest Briton since Churchill desu
really bad chest pain, feels like my chest is really tight and I need to stretch it but it doesn't help. I'm not sure if it's trapped wind or if I'm going to have a heart attack
>>52241115
good filename
>>52241197
pull ur pants down bby
>>52241152
>no results on google
why
>>52241180
tell him to properly work out his income and outgoings and see how much he can actually save
or go through it with him if he wont do it onhis own
could be worth it just for experience and shit if jobs are shit where you are desu
>>52241180
You should let the fellow learn a life lesson and let him leave.
>One of my staff is incredibly bad at her job but I can't fire her because we need to go through a 3 month long process
>She's applied for a role within the company that's higher than me
>Says she's done it before
>I know that's bullshit and she can lie for England
>I want to flat out say she can't apply for the roll
>My boss is like "no let her apply if she's done it"
>Say that she's clearly lying
>"But it says she did it on her CV"
>Say I can call up her references and prove she's lying right now
>"You can't just do that it's not fair"
I just wrote her a really bad internal reference instead aha
I'm an alpha male
and I take part in based alpha bro banter
AMA
NOW IT'S BACK, TO MY PLACE
BUST ON HER FACE LIKE ITS TOOTHPASTE
>hans and jez stole his phone
wew, this series has been so weak.
>blustered awkward history reference
>ooh look a reference to everyday british life hahaha
>something kooky from hans or jez
>>52241180
>£9 an hour
How much does that mean he earns a week you cretin
>I get 30k a year and I still find you can only live below modest here
How much do you spend on housing?
>>52241288
>roll
OFFICIAL MEMES INVENTED BY /BRIT/ POWER RANKINGS
1. Post-ironic use of t.b.h, m8 and lads
2. Ironically pretending to be gay
3. The >[x] kill yourself/fuck off [x] family of memes
4. Ironically pretending to like anime
5. The university of york
91. The gf just sent me this
9001. Le walking man
9000086. Maisieposting
my brother just moved to Britain because he got a job there and he's become so fucking annoying when talking about his son Timmy
"Timmy is revising for his tests"
"Timmy did decent on his mocks"
"Timmy was one of the top kids in his form"
He's lived there for like only 6 months, what the fuck
>>52241288
>a woman is bad at her job
>also an annoying lying cunt
can't say I'm surprised
love guys with long hair desu lads x
>>52241288
You make fun of us but this is a situation in which a gun makes perfect sense. You should have blown her elbow off and warned her of overstepping again.
>>52241337
>9000086. Maisieposting
stopped reading here
>>52241246
Go to a doctor, thorax pain is something serious.
>>52241288
is your boss a woman too
>>52241337
forgot
>0. bridges
>>52241288
>proof isn't fair
kill me desu
>>52241246
press on the left a centimeter below where the ribcage ends. See if it hurts sharply.
>a woman is bad at her job
>also an annoying lying cunt
>can't say I'm surprised
>>52241337
>Tbh, m8, lad
m8 and lad predate /brit/ and were mostly post-ironically posted by foreigners
>pretending to be gay and anime
/sp/ gimmicks pre-/brit/
>le walking man
/eire/ gimmick
2bh
>>52241337
i'm a big fan of 'on your cross'
>>52241370
looks disgusting unless their androgynous or a trap
>>52241365
She's also got my boss completely wrapped around her little finger. I don't know why I'm the only one that can see through her bullshit.
She's trying to go from a minimum wage entry admin job to a £30k business analyst.
I started there at min wage 2 years ago and I've risen through the ranks, i'll be damned if someones gonna skip ahead.
Anybody else here have relatives that are the embodiment of tumblr feminism?
>>52241288
this is why you take people on through an agency or on a temp 2 week contract, so you can tell them to get the fuck out if they're shit
>>52241337
brits never used lad until i started using it
>>52241488
No, I don't have ugly relatives
>>52241337
>no gf2015
>>52241475
They just have to be relatively twinky desu
>>52241506
I guess you don't have anyone beautiful to compare them with considering.
>>52241488
that doesn't exist here
>>52240980
clearly a shoop
>looks disgusting unless their androgynous or a trap
>>52241486
>She's also got my boss completely wrapped around her little finger
>She's trying to skip ahead
>female
stop the presses
>>52241420
no sharp pain, think I'm pressing on the right place
>>52241384
I've had this before a few months ago and it went after about an hour. Hurts like shit though. I can also feel it up the side of my neck and in my jaw. I don't want to have to call an ambulance--never done it before
>>52241290
you finished ox interviews yet?
>>52241486
She sounds pretty
>>52241510
That's an Irish meme you silly Billy
>tfw going to fail /GF2015/
>>52241488
nah none of my relatives live in melbourne
>>52241349
The transformation has begun
By the time you next see him he'll be a total top #lad
I'm sorry lad
>>52241281
I went through my expenses and explained that London is absurdly expensive. £9 an hour would be slightly less than £300/week provided it's all official. I feel if he payed £60 a week +20 for food + travel maybe he would have some £100 saving. But that's provided there are no unforseen expenses every week
>>52241285
He's 25 and has no proper job experience he can actually show. Only shit jobs and he didn't have them for long
>>52241320
I pay 130/week, all bills included
evening ladies
>>52241577
yeppers
Getting bored of my chubby porn collection desu, going to have to find some new sources.
>>52241557
My sister is one of those fat positive / pro slut "feminists"
imagine driving a car lads
must be fucking scary
Working in recruitment has shown me how shitty companies are at recruiting and how much you can lie through your teeth and not be caught.
References don't get contacted. Qualifications aren't checked.
If the job is under 40k you can literally say on your CV you worked at places you never worked at and have degrees you don't have. No one will bother checking unless you're bad at your job and they're looking for a reason to fire you.
As long as you can bullshit through the interview you'll be fine.
>Getting bored of my chubby porn collection
>>52241625
try the bin
Why was my post deleted?
>>52241281
I went through my expenses and explained that London is absurdly expensive. £9 an hour would be slightly less than £300/week provided it's all official. I feel if he payed £60 a week +20 for food + travel maybe he would have some £100 saving. But that's provided there are no unforseen expenses every week
>>52241285
He's 25 and has no proper job experience he can actually show. Only shit jobs and he didn't have them for long
>>52241320
I pay 130/week, all bills included
>>52241597
>I pay 130/week, all bills included
you should have no problem saving then
where's all the money going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_indP8fT494
haruhi
>Looking on LinkedIn
I swear everyone who was a cunt at school is now a headhunter, recruiter or recruitment consultant?
>>52241597
>£23k disposable income
>live below modest
Holy shit what the fuck do you spend your money on?
I'm genuinely intrigued, I've just accepted a job paying £30k so I'll soon be moving out of my parent's into London
This is a strange """subculture""" were in 2bh
If people knew what we did here, they'd think we were weird as fuck
>>52241625
That girl must be at least 30 by now. I remember seeing that set on /b/ when I was like 14.
>As long as you can bullshit through the interview you'll be fine.
Literally everyone here found /brit/ two weeks ago apart from Lisicki and a few of the anime cretins
>>52241672
Companies actually read you CV?
Surprised desu
I thought they only look at your picture, your degree and then either call you or not.
I keep hearing people at work talk about this meme.
Do you really need one of these to be successful? I resisted getting a facebook until 2012
>tfw still have acne at 19
when will it end lads
not eating shitty food and keeping clean doesnt help much
>>52241716
who cares fuck off
>>52241757
>hurrr trippin is so bad
literally here's the reason why it isn't.
>>52241758
>picture
wat
>>52241727
shes 29 in thats photo
>>52241628
>having obese and moronic siblings
>>52241618
how did it go? think you got in?
Getting pissed with the lads tonight hahaha ("the lads" are the voices in my head )
>>52241804
haha
>>52241574
>no sharp pain
>happened before
>went after about an hour
probably angina desu.
Should at least talk to your gp about it.
>>52241757
I've been on /brit/ for 2 years
Feels bad desu
>>52241758
lol
>>52241771
nah you don't need it
Who here has never had a job and isn't looking? Richposters need not respond.
>>52241801
She fell for the high waisted jeans trend to hide her belly roll. What's sad is she used to be a talented person.
>>52241758
In a modelling agency perhaps
>>52241795
It's a meme that continentals and Yanks do for some reason
>>52241771
>Not having a LinkedIn profile
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
look at me look at me
hands in the air it's good to be
>>52241782
If it's cystic then you'll need meds.
>>52241758
The "Ah yes you went to *insert uni* very impressive* is a complete fucking meme.
They only care about what qualification you have, and they don't care about that all that much. They care mostly about your work experience section and how your skills will relate to the role.
getting a strong urge to pull the trigger on the gun pointed at my temple
>>52241802
lots of asians, im not so sure anymore
>>52241727
Earliest sources are from 2009
>>52241795
Don't you have to put a picture of yourself on your CV in Ireland? Here your chances of getting called back without picture are exactly 0. Noone wants to hire overly ugly or fat people.
>>52241865
I'm sure you'd fuck that up too.
>>52241854
ALIVE
>>52241782
>not eating shitty food and keeping clean doesnt help much
If you live in a city, you're fucked
The air fucks with your skin like nothing in the world
tfw you're an afterthought to everyone
tfw no one will ever actually love you
>>52241647
I drove today for the first time in 3 months. Was terrifying lad was so dark outside couldn't see anything properly
also just had the weirdest captcha, had to copy and paste a code haha
>actually having a CV
lmao
>>52241757
>I'm new so everyone else must be
![Screenshot_2015-12-16-22-28-28[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lAEjWoa.png "Screenshot_2015-12-16-22-28-28[1].png")
>>52241707
This is an example of modest in my opinion, perhaps less. Swap the dining and drinking for supermarket though
>>52241731
This is actually true
>>52241891
>Here your chances of getting called back without picture are exactly 0. Noone wants to hire overly ugly or fat people.
Chink with a proxy?
This is illegal in most European countries.
>>52241758
>I thought they only look at your picture, your degree and then either call you or not.
There's a massive oversurplus of people with degrees.
Now you need a whole bunch of other stuff
>>52241891
No, never
truly shit peep show
>tfw you're an afterthought to everyone
>tfw no one will ever actually love you
>>52241825
Yeah I think you're probably right, fuck sake, I'm only 21, I exercise regularly and eat well. I'll try to see one over Christmas. Haven't been in about 5 years
Does anyone have the 'Do You Feel Old Now' parody picture of the Ahmed clock kid
Thanks lads
>>52241945
nice sign offf
ride wit me thru the journey of more success
Lads I'm on 32k and struggling to get by
thinking about emigrating lads
>>52241217
[spolier]I have a small dick tbqh.[/spoiler]
>>52241265
N-no...
