>I shitpost
>People who are thousands of miles away from me replies within a second
how the fuck this can be real
>>52240052
ya mum lmao
Designated shitposting board technology
>>52240074
>>52240128
>some guys from Australia and France replied to my post
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>52240052
DUDE
>>52240160
I'm such a huge FAN of Korean posters
But you don't let fans too close to you, right?
>>52240218
FANS are dangerous my friend, sometime they spin too fast and chop off limbs
I seen it before
>>52240052
>gooks are allowed to post on my /int/
disgusting 2bh baka
>>52240182
>Gemany
HOLY
>People used to be stoked if they could get penpals from 1st world country
>Literally a forum were people from around the world communicate
>All we do is shitpost
Can't make this up
>>52240052
although it will bother you while playing an online game.
>>52240516
If going to space was a common thing we would draw dicks on asteroids, such is the human species
poopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopooppoopoop
DUDE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNICATION LMAO
Everytime someone gets mad about non americans posting here I giggle because I know deep inside they love to share this site with people from all around the world.
Also they can brag IRL they have ''friends'' from around the globe
>>52240052
NUKE THE RAMEN
HENTAI WARS NOW
>>52240052
2015
the world got gud
>>52240052
it isn't real
the Matrix has you, Kim
>>52240655
Except we aren't friend, my friend
I've spent the last 3 years on that board, I've had countless debates with some people here, but I don't know who, I don't know their names
very poetic indeed
>>52240743
this is not true kim, don't listen
touch your nipple
does that seem fake ?
>>52240052
>how the fuck this can be real
fiber optics m8
>>52240599
Reminder that USA drew a dick on Mars before anyone else.
>>52240052
how does it feels for being our cucks about 80 years?
>>52240887
what about the lizard men ?
dis bread needs huehuehue
Lmao lad like hoe can dis shit b real
>>52240977
>Bra71l has joined the game
the internet still impresses me to this day desu
>>52240761
You can use that in your advantage.
''I've been in deep conversations with strangers from countless countries and languajes, debating economics, politics and life itself, just to see them dissapear from my life and leaving the question if I will see them again''
Suave as fuck.
>>52241092
*tips*
>someone thousands of kilometres away, raised in a different culture, with a completely different genetic makeup likes shitpost the same way as you do
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>our ancestors would've literally killed to be able to exchange knowledge with people from around the world
>we just use it to shitpost
>>52240052
Shut up, Pepsiman.
He does it for free
>there are people from all over the world who are posting t. alberto barbosa and chuckling to themselves right now
I touch this and memes appear
>>52241136
Imagine the banter between the US and Britain if we have /int/ in the 1700's
It would be glorious
>>52240377
>>52240516
>>52240639
>>52240655
>>52240663
>>52240743
>>52240938
>>52240977
>>52241042
>>52241113
>>52241136
>>52241158
>>52241171
DUDE
>>52241215
Sometimes a war would break out between two first world nations to see what the posting here would be like between them
>>52241168
it's a christmas miracle
>>52241256
YOU'RE A REAL KOREAN AREN'T YOU MATE
HAHAHA, THIS IS THE FUTURE
>>52241276
*Sometimes I wish
>>52240052
>I can communicate with people all over the world almost instantly, using technology that our ancestors never dreamed of.
>use it for memes
tfw a couple of sharks could cut you off from the world
>>52241308
>He's 8,851.392km away from me
WHAT IS THIS WHAT THE WORLD HAS BECOME
this thread makes me think guys...
>>52241496
Makes you think what?
>mfw funposting with hundreds if not thousand of people a day
anything for a laff mate
>>52241496
>>52241496
THINK ABOUT MEMES
>>52241466
do you play in Starcraft 1?
talking with the collective consciousness of autists all over the world
>>52241579
DID SOMEONE SAY MEME
>>52241496
about what?
near lightspeed propagation delay?
nano second processing capability of routers delay?
abut thousands of hops yet the latency is still < 90ms?
i got your meme, fucking autist with autistic thread
I like this thread.
>we are using computers that are more powerful than the ones NASA used to send a man on the moon just to shitpost
You couldn't possibly make things like that up.
>>52241621
what could be better?
>>52241728
I pee in butts.
>>52241936
I pondola in gondola
>>52240052
posting from the other side of the world breh
>>52241276
Me too, it'd be like a watered down version of watching the fucking Colosseum
>>52240052
Welcome to capitalism, buddy. How was life like in the north?
>i can tell people thousands of miles away exactly why their country is shit compared to America and get to see their butthurt replies within seconds of posting
>have the ability to send digital information almost anywhere in the world in under a second
>use it to post pictures of grinning faces on a Chinese cartoon forum
ONE COULD NOT INVENT SUCH A FICTION
>>52240052
>I'm literally in this VERY moment communicating with people who are hundreds of thousands of kilometers away from me and who I never even met AND sharing images that show up on their screens made of tiny pixels
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK DUDE HOLY SHIT
>>52242247
>tfw there is a massive untapped well of thermonuclear banter cut off from us in North Korea
>>52242385
They'd probably act like Russians. We're not missing out on anything.
>>52242321
A lot of game-changing political ideas are refined on /int/ as well, pic related
>>52242247
maybe in the north they have social lives
>>52242433
Russians are fucking funny as hell on this board dude, if I had to ban a country it would not be them
>>52242529
They're only funny because of how self loathing they are.
>>52241936
>The technology to flawlessly pack a BILLION transistors into a chip the size of a fingernail was used to scribble a crude, armless caricature of a caricature of a drawing of a bear, riding a venetian gondola
INCONCIEVABLE
Quality African post. Only dubs would make it better
Please reply to this post to let me know my internet works.
Is this the designated shitposting thread?
The memes are getting stale lads, I think we need to have shitstorming session and get some new memes going.
>>52242570
That and the potato cat/yellow guy pics
>>52242590
>accompanied by "I pee in butts."
Truly futuristic graffiti
why doesn't denmark ever post on /int/?
>>52242570
r u from Texas lad?
>>52242676
Have a (You) on the house, kid
>>52242676
hello, hello denmark
this is germany speaking
I repeat
this is germany speaking
it's dark outside and I watch law and order
out
>>52242726
Washington. Sometimes I wish i could be from Texas.
>>52242706
You want something done, you've gotta do it yourself
Here's my modest proposition
>>52242718
This is a good question. We've got a populous Sweden thread at all times, plenty of Norwegians, and Finns all over the goddamn place but barely a peep out of the Danes
>>52242724
They're too busy with esports
>>52242640
Your country has a lot of AIDS in it. More than any other country in the world. Do you have AIDS?
>>52242781
Hello Germany
This is Denmark speaking.
Thank you for a lovely evening.
And now for the Danish votes
>soon we will find life in other galaxies
>interplanetary IBs
>all we'll do is shitpost
FUTURE IS BRIGHT
>>52242852
hallo afrika
>>52242676
>>52242823
Fuk, self-reply meant for >>52242724
>>52242885
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not black so no. Are you planning on a mass shooting tomorrow, or will I get sued for saying that?
>>52242896
Man it won't be any different
>these keks reproduce asexually
>>//LGBT// is that way faggots
>Rigelians
>ever winning a war
>>52242787
You think pretty like as the Texan))
>>52243046
Thanks
Maybe memes will bring about world peace
>>52242896
>the finite speed of light means that you will never shitpost with someone from another galaxy
>>52242906
Hi Europe
>>52243071
I'm from Washington and I feel you
>>52240052
I was just thinking about this.
Like I get how it works, but it's crazy, because really, we are just animals. We are animals use tech made of things too small for us to see to talk to people too far for us to ever meet. That would be, if we hadn't found out how to fly.
We are the most amazing thing this planet has ever created.
>>52243178
I blame California diaspora.
>>52243141
>invest billions in wormhole technology
>cheat our way through the speed of light
>shitposting with aliens
memes finds a way
>>52243071
That's not compliment m8
this is the most /int/ thread since a long time tbqh
Am I the only person here who makes friends on the internet and still talks to them daily a decade later?
>>52243262
>a subhuman slav failed to insult me
Wow i'm truly heartbroken...
>>52243310
Yes.
>>52240052
me indio learn american
internet indio learn use
americgan teach indeo american for he touch indio
corea indeo kno no where
Jajotopata
>>52243214
Animal and not-animal
not just an animal that does this thing
but the exact not-animal-ness that allow this thing to happen
this is some illogical self-congratulatory thing about how special this animal is but really if no other animal can do this thing then probably it is not an attribute of animality
>>52242823
I'm not feeling creative.
Here's hoping someone itt starts spamming some idiotic picture or pasta until it starts being funny
>>52243178
Me three. I actually like Washington and think it's a very good place to live, but it just seems like Texas produces a lot of great men for some reason
>>52243319
Okey
>>52243373
I collect retarded-looking medieval pictures
>tfw someday before the next century /int/ will stand for interplanetary
>someone slaved for years to make the internet
>I am currently using his invention to shitpost about portugal
even if I tried my hardest I couldn't make this up
Howa come you-a speak-a so good engrish kiiiim?
>>52243756
>slaved
Pretty sure they're pretty rich and/or powerful now.
>>52243497
post more
I love you lads
>>52244039
You too
>>52243506
>what is wrong with you blue fever losers?
>human piggu go hommu to your planet
t.ayy lmao
>>52244101
I will fuck an alien someday. If I have to develop FTL myself and search the stars until I find some half sentient creature.
>>52243310
You're not my friend m8 sorry to break it to you
>>52244093
thanks hat
>>52244492
Who is this?
>>52244492
Thats a shame m8 I quite liked you
>go to Japan and shitpost
>everyone thinks I'm Japanese
>go to Germany and shitpost
>everyone thinks I'm German
thanks \int\
>>52244492
Stop acting like North Korea
>>52244687
Nobody believes any Japanese flag is actually a jap.
>>52241158
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54MpfR3XE4
memes desu
>>52243903
The bosses are for sure, but what about all those nameless engineers at DARPA doing the dirty work only to die alone and forgotten? Or everyone else in history who worked on theories and technologies that made all of this possible in the first place? The internet is one of the greatest human achievements but it's only used for absolute shit and nonsense and porn.
>>52244739
Why? Enlight me USA
>>52244661
Your 형 now behave fagget
>>52245007
>it's only used for absolute shit and nonsense and porn
Incorrect
http://wlcg.web.cern.ch/
>>52243036
This is clearly the best time to be alive.
>>52245010
Proxies or english teachers.
>push a button on a big rectangle
>the front fucking lights up
>start pushing buttons on another weird fucking rectangle and moving a plastic mouse looking thing
>end up on a confederate slave trading forum
>type some shit I see repeatedly written on the forum
>it goes thousands of miles around the spherical globe to the electric boxes of thousands of people who talk moonspeak
WTF IS THIS WITCHCRAFT
>>52245081
This
>>52240052
we live in the future m8
>>52245007
Engineers are still payed better than the average worker though.
For all you wondering how this can be real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZCZ1pl37Ag
>>52245209
In USA
>>52245122
>Succubus (Male)
can i have some noodle?
>>52243981
>the internet has destroyed my sense of humour so much the only thing that makes me laugh is hot internet memes
This pottery writes itself really.
test
in the real world nobody pays attention to me, but here my presence summons all the memesters
>>52246271
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52246271
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52240655
We don't get mad about non-Americans posting here. However, we do get a little butthurt about people using this (American) site to talk about how stupid we are, and how much they hate us and our culture.
>>52240947
delete this now
>>52246330
>how much they hate us and our culture.
>American
>"""""""culture"""""""
>>52246330
This is a Japanese site
>>52246330
>american site
>american culture
>>52242433
As much as I hate Russian culture irl, the Russian posters here are bretty jill.
>>52242477
>
>>52246330
The site is owned by a japanese business man :^)
>>52242787
Fuck Texas, fuck Texans, and fuck you
>>52243310
I met my wife online.
>>52241168
i'm still amazed how much fin we can get from a name.
>>52246691
How much was the shipping m8?
>>52246742
Got me a rich Jewess, m8. Feels very goy --er good.
>>52246430
>>52246504
>>52246556
>>52246604
>literally all the info in the world is seconds away
>dont give a shit and exclusively shitpost online
>Create a place where people all over the world can share knowledge
>Latest episode of Supergirl- ~8000 seeders
>Best resources available for learning new languages- ~10 seeders
>>52246886
A faggot literally just translated it to english. Now Hiroshima owns it anyway but yeah american ''culture'' affects pretty much everyone besides folks from the east. Some may imply there is nothing besides raw capitalism culture surrounding north america but i genuinly think it surpasses more primitive ''cultures''. I mean, who actually enjoys their local traditional culture?
>>52246891
>golden banter
Is that what the maymay is actually called? kek
I guess I know what I'll name the folder, thanks Pekka
>>52247352
it's golden lel 2bh lol
I've thought about that, it's kinda cool how you're talking to people from all over
But there's a lot of autists who act like you represent your country and must defend every action of your country
>>52244798
Superior version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_9SsX7HJhE
I mean look at that pepsi cock stroking!
What a glorious time to be alive.
>>52249111
t. Alberto Triplesosa
>>52249111
My ancestors never would have guessed their descendants would be CHECKING SICK INTERNATIONAL TRIPS
>>52240052
>I shitpost
>nobody anywhere replies
>>52249222 you have some admirable international trips there yourself
>>52249222
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>52241049
omfg my sides
>>52249258
>weeb
what do you expect?
>>52249222
This board is such a nice concept. Talk to people all around the world and stuff.
But in practice its just meaningless fighting and shitposting.
Is there a similar place elsewhere in the net but with less autistic people?
Also, check these dubz buster ass niggas
>Can download every piece of media ever produced by humans at any time
>Spend my time downloading chink slideshows about cute girls and badly drawn porn
MY ANCESTORS WENT OVERSEAS FOR THIS
>>52247352
>>52247430
it's lemon face 2bh
>>52249499
first of all, thats a pretty hot load of dubs ya got there, second of all reddit really is a good place for actual convos. i'll post here for a while until i get sick of the edgy bullshit then head there until i get sick of all the pc bullshit. there is no inbetween site i've found.
>>52249499
Checked.
>>52249568
Hmm, is it really? It has a pretty bad rep but in all reality I doubt many things can be worse than 4chen despite that I've wasted years here.
Maybe I'll give it a try. How do you go about browsing leddit anyways?
And thank you, check these too.
>>52249258
Kill yourself
>>52249222
>mfw
>>52249903
I could break you in half like a stick, dude.
>>52249941
Sure you could, Internet tough guy.
>>52249978
I'm tough in real life, too.
>>52249941
>monkey
>cute
Hardly
>>52250026
>Sits on 4chan and posts anime
>tough guy
select one
>>52250069
>Canada
>A FUCKING LEAF
Pick two
>>52250069
>Sits on 4chan and posts anime
>can break your legs and carve the bones into dildos
select both
>>52249672
just google: "topic" reddit and you'll find a subreddit or two i don't know of any that are like /int/ though. stay off the homepage though, its garbage.
>>52250114
Order a Boner™ today!
>>52250069
I don't know man. You shouldn't make such assumptions. I don't know about the dude you replied to but I highly doubt anyone irl besides friends would guess I'm a weaboo and a soft ass nigga that likes qt things and posts on imageboards.
I mean for most of the day I'm violently beating shit with a hammer for work then I go home shoot heroin and watch anime.
>>52250258
Sorry senpai, I guess I know that feel.
>>52250251
ごめんなさい。わたしの名前はケン様です。
27歳のアメリカ人のオタク(アニメファンのことだよ、外人ども)です。タブレットでアニメとマンガを描いています。自分のアートを向上させることと上質な日本製ゲーム(ディスガイア、ファイナルファンタジー、ペルソナシリーズ)をプレイすることに日々を費やしています。
刀の訓練を毎日しています。この優れた武器は、1000回以上折り返し鍛錬を重ねて作られていて地球上のどんな武器よりも圧倒的に優れているため、鋼鉄を完全に切り裂くことができます。2年前に刀ライセンスを取得して、日々上達しています。
日本語を流暢にしゃべれます(漢字と大阪弁の両方です)。書くのも上手にできます。日本史と武士道の規律(わたしは100%従っています)について全てを知っています。
日本のビザを取得したら、壮大な日本文化を一流の高校でさらに学ぶために東京に住みます。スタジオジブリのアニメーターかゲームデザイナーになりたいです!
着物を何着か持っていて、着物で街に繰り出しています。日本到着前に、着物の着こなしを身に付けておきたいです。そうすれば、より容易に日本に融け込めるからです。年長者にはおじぎをして日本語を話すようにできるだけしていますが、あまり誰も反応してくれません。
日本でうまくいくように祈ってください!
>>52240655
I do this a lot desu senpai
>>52250372
i really miss t b h and m 8, really hope the gook sells 4chan to another white man tbqphwy(to be quite perfectly honest with you)
>some dude from /vg/ adds me on dota
>he asks me out
DUDE FAGGOTS ON THIS SITE LMAO
>>52250338
Its not too terrible of a feel desu senpai but I just hate being misunderstood.
World is cruel
;_;
>>52250418
I think jackie4chan was right in filtering those words m8. I used them as well but its just better this way desu fa m
>>52250542
wait, i m8 not a filtered word? i thought it filtered to senapai.
>>52250579
Senpai filters to senpai
>>52250454
I have unironically had "cybersex" with guys I met on 4chan before
>>52250611
Oh shit senpai
>11
>>52250611
is it mate that does? why the fuck do i need to answer captcha twice now?
>>52250663
No dude senpai filters to senpai why can't you understand
>>52250700
>00
>more dubz
Nice as fuck desu
>i can make people on the other side of an ocean move their muscles as to check whether my pixelated flag displays svalbard
>i cause uncertainity
>i cause curiosity
>i have this power
>>52250700
is it man? or maybe dude? bro? lad? fuck i can't remember senpai
>>52249222
Nice.
Now we wait for direct to brain transmission.
>>52250793
Are you serious senpai
Here think of it this way
>what kinda cut you want senpai
>>52249222
LET MY TRIPLES GO
>>52250901
>you were born in time to telepathically talk shit halfway across the world
I feel this thread is the best we've had in a while, I look forward to shitposting with you all in the future.
also:
>>52250901
rareflag checked
>>52250901
>indians can not escape from aussie banter even in their sleep
>>52240160
were all mexican anon
>>52250916
but senpai doesn't filter,
>>52251065
>Portugal cannot escape the red even in their sleep
>>52242787
U live on the west side, la-d?
>my ancestors traveled from the other side of the world to settle in the antipodal utopia called New Zealand
>I spend my days trying to obtain consecutive digits on the International board of an Kazakh finger painting forum
>>52251200
privlidge, l a d
>>52251168
oh shit it does. yay we solved it.
>>52251168
No baka. Admin Hiroshima Nagasaki made it so that senpai becomes senpai after it passes through the filter. Japs do this kind of stuff. Like how in their porn the genitals are blurred. Same concept desu
>>52250953
XAXAXAXA
>>52251200
MY ANCESTORS TRULY WOULD BE PROUD
>>52251240
i really appreciate these periodic elements golden lels, got some more? i've only got, Rn, Hg, O
>>52249222
what a time to be alive desu senpai
>>52251278
I COULD SWING AROUND THOSE DOUBLES
>>52251200
>>52251337
Que, ¿ya te has aburrido de trollear por Forocoches?
>>52246891
I think about this myself alot...
and then I shitpost
>>52251358
I could add you on dota then ask you out
Because this is the philosophers stone
>>52251477
god dammit no, i'm going to sleep, good night /int/
>>52251513
more like the jizzosophers stoned, amirite????
>>52251477
Sick dubs
>Millions upon gorillians of years of evolution led to us harnessing the power of lightning into metal/plastic boxes that transmit information
>We use it to talk shit and post dank memes
I fucking love humans
>>52251748
>Romans in the early a.d. years were able to remain technically immortal, and thus they're friendship by living on through the internet
Literally the best invention ever
>>52249222
pottery
>>52249222
a multinational banter forum where humans come to appreciate the phenomenon of repeating digits
IT IS LITERALLY NOT POSSIBLE TO ENTERTAIN SUCH FABRICATIONS
>>52249037
thread in a nutshell
https://youtu.be/_T25UWrjXZA?t=761
> 12:41
>>52240052
We take it for granted since long ago. Internet is truly great, I remember dial-up times when it was small and not as useful as it is today.
>>52240052
thank you greatest ally for provoking this diverse multinational thread
was hoping for more RARES though t b w h w y f s
>His """"""""""""""""""""""""C"O"U"N"T"R"Y"""""""""""""""""" Doesn't own a piece of Antarctica.
>>52252283
I kind if miss dial up tone. It was cool sounding.
>>52252575
I thought you said rabies
