>be American
>worried that your friends are gonna
>get shot
>at the Star Wars premiere
Americans can take guns to cinema...do it!
>>52237972
checkmate athiests
Kane lives
Han Solo is actually Alberto Barbosa
>>52237972
>not bringing a CCW to protect your friends and becoema a hero
>being this much of a loser
>not bringing your forefathers battle axe to the theatrics to protect yourself
>>52237972
haha you have friends
>>52237972
hahahah terrorists win
>>52238819
He doesn't. Hes not watching star wars with them right now.
>nobody asked him thee hee
The bomb has been planted
>>52238957
I...I haven't seen the other films anyway!
>>52239094
>underage the post
>>52239141
I'm 24 please believe me
also don't go see star wars tomorrow, some of you are alright