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If you have any question you always have wanted to ask us nordics then we will try to answer it here.
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have nice boipussy?
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why is iceland so unironically racist and angry all the time? and not in a funny way, like in a "I hate all niggers and jews 18/44 sieg heil" way
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>>52236115
Because they already got what all people desire, a peaceful land full of beautiful white people

Its like asking why are you against painting the mona lisa a bit more colorful
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>>52236115
Yeah because of that they are no longer part of dem nordics. Can you see any icelandic flag here?
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>>52235886
Why do you guys belive we want to be Nordic. Yes, there are some whould spread their ass for it, but most people do not care or don't want to be part of the union.
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why is sweden so gay?
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>>52235886
What's your plan for when the oil runs out?
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>>52236203
but all icelandic posters on this board dont seem to have a shred of self awareness, like there racist ramblings arent the usual semi-truthfull banter found on this board, but full on schizophrenic rants
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>>52236221
the reason i asked here is because i did not want a response from an icelander, I wanted to ask Icelands older siblings, if asked this to an Icelander i would get a response along the lines of:
>why are you a nigger?
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Why are you all such cucks?
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Why is it that Finns and Swedes are so good at hockey, but everyone else sucks?
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What do you like the most and the least about the rest of the Nordic countries?

Have you visited all of them?
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>>52236288
The plan is then to be the 51 state of USA
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>>52236442
Only Sweden and Finland has enough people living in bydlo culture. Norwegians are too rich to be bothered by peasant amusements like hockey
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Why do you all speak English? The Netherlands I can understand seeing as the languages are similar but Nordic languages aren't are they?

Is it because you're all shut-ins that spend too much time on the internet?
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>>52235886
>Denmark
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>52236573
>Nordic languages aren't are they?
Yeah they are
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>>52236573
Yeah finnish is a lot more like english than norwegian
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>>52236442
Historically the sport used to be equally popular in all countries, but due to Baltic sea being frozen longer than Norwegian sea it lead to evolutionary pressure that has trimmed hockey genes from the Norwegian genepool when those poor sobs drowned themselves playing on thin ice. Danes just suck at hockey.
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>>52236719
Anglais have many words from norwegian
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>>52237010
And that is becuz we wuz kangz n shiet
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Is it very expensive to live in Denmark?
Why is Denmark better than the other nordic countries. Why is it worse?
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>>52237143
Well it's kind of flat, and they don't know how to speak, neither english or scandinavian
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>>52236115
Icelanders who are on 4chan are probably angry "racist" people who don't fit in into their very tiny society (320k people) filled with lefties. Contrary to what /int/ often thinks, Iceland is extremely liberal/leftie. They don't have as many muslims as mainland europe, but they would have if muslims wanted to go there as much as they want to go to, say, Sweden. Iceland is not at all especially strict with their asylum policies.
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>>52236442
I don't why Norway suck, but Danes have never really been big in traditional winter sports like skiing, ice hockey, ice skating and whatever shit like that.

There just aren't as much snow/ice or any mountains here.
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>>52237613
hue hue he said mountain
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>>52237613
It's the same reason why Norway suck in Ice hockey, we don't have any tradition for it. I hope it will change, I want it so badly.
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>>52235886
Why is Denmark the best country in Europe?

Why is Sweden the worst country in Europe?
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>>52237143
Best welfare system in the world. Everything is expensive in Denmark, but still cheaper than Norway at least.

Don't listen to this fjeldabe >>52237384
Everyone in Scandinavia can speak English. Also mountains suck.
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>>52237746
That is becuz Norway is the most superior cunt
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>>52236115
There is only 1 autist that posts non stop that does this so fuck off
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>>52236719
I think we deserve more to be scandinavian than those whiny estonian cunts.
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>>52236115
But that's Danish style posting.
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>>52236573
It really isn't all that different.
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>>52237774
So that means an average Danish citizen can afford most of the things he needs plus extra expenditures?
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>>52237774
>tfw Vikings, that television show with the danish asshole Ragnar, is set in mountainous fjord landscapes
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>>52238302
Yez, beer that is. Car? forget it, old rusty bicycle is the thing there.
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>>52238302
Shit man it's posts like this that makes me happy to live in a rich first world country.

Can the average guy in Colombia not even afford the things he needs? You would have to be unemployed with no savings to not afford extra expenditures here.
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tfw iceland is always left out
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>>52237774
>He will never travel across rolling hills and snow covered mountains as the grass sway in the warm summer wind
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>>52238519
That is becuz you are raciztz
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>>52236642

French seems as similar yet they can't speak English for shit
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>>52238543
But at least I don't have to go on a 5 km hike to find the nearest supermarket.
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Fug you guys I hate you
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>>52238658
You don't even have 5 kms of land to hike on
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How much is a 6 piece box of chicken or whatever from KFC in the nordics
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>>52238658
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We don't go, we drive
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>>52235886
>no Iceland

fuck off cunt
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>>52238658
It's like you want your children to grow up weak and sickly!
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may I fuck your bitch?
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I lived in Oulu for a few months in college, interesting place

Nordic countries are very unique out of everyplace I have visited, something is just different with the people as opposed to any other group I've met
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>>52237062

Danes were, you weren't.

You're only the kings of Iceland.
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>>52238776
They have been deported becuz of racism
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>>52238451
"average" people can afford all they need with ease. People with the minimum wage (a fucking lot) can barely live
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>>52238758
K-KFC?
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>>52238733
Have ye ever tasted bbc, m8?
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>>52238836
Hue hue hue don't belive dem drunk danish fairytales
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>>52238449
Do you use a bicycle everyday to go to your job or university?
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>>52238926
No
I've tasted your delicious potassium tho
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>>52238946

Danelaw isn't a fairy tale. Norway may have stuck its dick into Irish monks but it never organized a large invasion force against the British Isles

Denmark did
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>>52238926
I have heard Some of dem have tried BBC (Big Bergen Cock)
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who /Aland/ here
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>>52238916
Yes
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>>52239033
American education. They were even present at one of the most famous battles ever fought on the islands.
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>>52238975
Bicycles are for kids. Oslo = Tram or metro, Bergen = tram, Rest of Norway = car
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>>52239130
L-looks comfy t'bh
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>>52238978
>>52239044

Do ye radiate acid green light now?
Btw melanine rich inside of the chernobyl reactor are abnormal giants
Serious question have ye ever seen a kazak IRL?
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>>52239044
>Bergenser
>Having anything down there at all
The only thing you have is that disgusting R
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>>52236529
But you have no importance after the oil is lost.
Not even geopolitically.
Poland is where it is.
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>>52235886
do you think series and movies bastardize your history?

when did, scandinavia heaven meme or reality start?

avarage people opinion about, non hurka durqa middle eastern people?

Do really pretty much everyone do sports in there?
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So we got smashed on Ios
Down around some Doric arch
And the trashed blonde Scandi
Mistook me for a Swede

does anyone know what Ios is or is that made up? it's a song lyric I have never understood. God Bless thanks
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>>52239209
No, all I know I've learned from Borat
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>>52239199
yeh it does
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>>52239209
Melanine rich mushrooms**
Shit i am inside taxi
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>>52239315
bump
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>>52239130
I am. Funny thing I thought gosh that looks a lot like Mariehamn until i realized it had to be it.
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>>52239580
It looks quite nice. When I am in Europe next summer I will visit Aland. It is one of my longtime dreams.
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>>52239033

>but it never organized a large invasion force against the british isles

mfw
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>>52238375
>uppsala
>has fjords and shit
stopped watching it after that favä
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>>52239033
>americlaps
Go get shot or something
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>>52239219
Yeah and that is why we are planning to become the 51 state of USA. We hope that atleast 1% of americans will think that is ok with them.
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>>52239667
Glad to hear that, hope you'll enjoy your stay!
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>>52239904
Could you imagine how cool that would be for the US to have a land border with Russia
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>>52239217
Ærrrhh
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>>52239965
Russia didn't like that during the cold war. They almost started WW3 just because of some fireworks
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Which Nordic country should I visit first?
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I'm trying to gain the ability to make out the difference between spoken norwegian, finnish, danish and swedish. Can someone help point out from differences in general speech, frequency, tone?
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>>52240335
finnish sounds russian and all the words sound the same, sweden sounds like a bunch of faggots, danish and norge sound like vikings
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>>52240180
Depends on when you intend to do it and what you want to see. If you like nature visit Norway, maybe Sweden.
If you like cities and culture, wait until summer and visit Copenhagen. That first part is really important, since Danish winters are boring and pathetic, and there isn't anything to do during winter anyway.
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>>52235886
Will you be fine if i imigrate to Norway? I have good genes and am not a nigger
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>>52240335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UmFv7T2p68
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>>52236115

Iceland is pretty far to the left mate so they are probably bitter about it
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don't you feel your whiteness is wasted by staying in your countries? you could live like kings in the US or any other country in the new world
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>>52240563
i visited copengagen this summer and was a great deception to me desu. virtually nothing interesting to see there. A normie city with normi buildings. No history, no culture, no party,....too boring and pretty "normal"
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>>52236573

English is like a scandinavian language but with a lot of french in it
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>>52240570
Not a nigger you say? There will be problems then. We kind of like dem round big asses
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>>52240707
Well, if that's what you think then go somewhere else. Copenhagen is literally the only interesting place in Denmark if you're not a full-blown history autist.
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>>52240707
That is actually a pretty good description of Denmark. It's just pretty normal here.
That's why it's so good to live here, but there are more interesting countries to visit for both culture and/or nature.
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>>52240747
t. Jamal
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>>52236719
>that norway
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>>52240335
Finnish isn't even a Germanic language, so it should be easy to tell apart from the others.

Danish sounds pretty guttural and it's impossible to make out any single word.

Swedish is sing songy and Norwegian even more so. Most Norwegians tend to end sentences by going up in tone and most Swedes to the opposite.
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What is the difference between Nordic and Scandinavian? Are Iceland and Finland part of both? Did all of the countries involved have Vikings? Is it true that everyone is tall?
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>>52240747
I really, really identify myself with your people, i guess its the random brazilian genetics. Bro, i just had a gain of 7kg of lean mass in a month, no roids or supplements, i am 1,86m tall btw, 20% of bf right now
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>>52240836
yes. no doubt you are one of the best countries to live in, but not for tourism.
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>>52240335
Finnish should be extremely easy to recognize.
Danish sounds like AEÄAÖEÄAEAÖÄEAÄEÖÖ.
Norwegian/Swedish requires practie.
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>>52240836

>Go to Copenhagen
>Most famous landmark is a human-sized statue of a fucking mermaid

Why is it famous? I thought stuff like Holger the Dane in Kronburg castle was much cooler, even just the normal statues that litter the streets are much better looking
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>>52240822
We have history. Did you folks actually knew that the first german genocide was on brits? Yes thats correct, and it happend in Bergen city. Those poor scots. Well anyway, the germans didnt make it
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>>52240967
>Scandinavia
Denmark, Norway, Sweden

>Nordic
Scandinavia, Finland, Iceland, (Greenland?)
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>>52241046
delet this
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>>52238375
They also speak finnish amongst themselves, makes me cringe
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>>52240431
>finnish sounds russian

They couldnt sound more different
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>>52241012
It's because H.C. Andersen is famous and she is from one of his fairy tales.
The only interesting thing to see in Copenhagen would be Christiania 2bh.
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>>52241195
Yes, the finns there did?
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Hwy insweogon ge oft Englaland?
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while we are all here i just want to take the time to thank the swedes for this amazing product
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>>52241372
Why would there be finns among danish vikings? I mean they see even the Sveas as foreign
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>>52241340
Yeah that sucks Denmark. In Oslo we have a whole park full of nude statues
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>>52241437
>danish vikings
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>>52241416
I only ever get lab strong mint, so based but so generic.
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>>52241195
tfw there's a show about a viking who died trying to raid what is now the UK and Ireland but there's no show about the viking that formed Russia

no raids means anglo-saxon kingdoms being a slight bit stronger around the time

no Russia and we're basically living on a different world

viking's name is Rurik, and history sort of ignored him
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>>52239159
No KFC here
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>>52240431
You haven't heard Finnish nor Russian apparently.
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>>52241416
Swedens favorite brand
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>>52241580
yes im also a mint guy
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>>52241416
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>>52241693
Good choice, you can try every different flavor you want, but you'll in the end get tired off it. Mint is mint, you won't tire that easily.
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>>52241605
A TV show based on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Long_Ships would be great. No Rurik, but much of the story is about travels to the east and it would fit the format well. Probably the best novel about vikings ever written.
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>>52238375

>they say that they live in Kattegatt
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>>52238375
Isnt Ragnar an icelander, like, the saga is from iceland?
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>>52242921
No, Ragnar lodbrok was a historical danish/swedish king. Though like always, the filthy icelanders embellished his story to make him seem cooler than us.
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>>52242921
All icelenders were norwegians at one point, but they were so racist so we deported them.
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>>52243066
Icelanders are by definition the coolest scands :^)
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>>52236115
>>52240624
is this why so many swedes here are stormfags? i have yet to see any other nationality online that has such a big nazi ratio as swedes. is it because the swedish mainstream is so overtly leftist that the right wingers can only vent on the internet?
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why are norwegians so much more friendly than the other nordics?
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>>52243625
well fuck you too
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>>52243634
you're not even nordic
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>>52243552

There are a few for real nazis here but there are also A LOT of Swedes here. Most are just your regular far right/conservative /int/-dweller.

And things have changed a lot in this country the past few months, all parties except 3 want to significantly reduce immigration now, so it's not that exceptional any longer.
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>>52243733
>all parties except 3 want to significantly reduce immigration now, s

wow how great of them to reduce immigration after you took in more refugees than you can even house
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>>52243733
Two of those three have like 70%+ of the votes, don't they?
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>>52243552
Its because the political climate in sweden is so pro-multiculturalism that in order to find someone who doesnt think fanatically positive about it is a nazi or atleast a nationalist. This is the state of affairs, Swedes are literally given a chance, either take in endless amounts of islamics or vote for a nazi.
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>>52243779

Things had to go really bad before the politicians woke up. A lot of those people are going to get sent back too.

>>52243790

The left (commies), the greens (hippies) and the Centre (neoliberals) constitute ca 20 % of the vote.
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>>52243552
>>52243876

in USA, even wanting our border secured or stricter vetting policies lumps you into the same group as, for example, the KKK or called a nazi

So it's not really hard to see why people who hold these beliefs get so fed up and just accept what they're called
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>>52243733
>>52243876
does "sd" actually has some neo nazi elements or is it just a regular nationalist party?
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How do I become a true finnaboo
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>>52243733
Which 3 parties? Can they prevent the future solutions with their voting power?
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>>52243993
it doesn't matter, they will be portrayed as nazis anyways
eventually they'll just accept it because there's no way to shake the labelling

this is how you create the fourth reich tbqh
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>>52243552
IIRC one of the Azov Battalion leaders is some white supremacist Swede sniper
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Why do you let your women boss you around?
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>>52243993

SD was founded by Nazis that then got mainstream, but they are trying hard to brush off their past. It's a shame really, I'd rather vote for a less hyperbole party, but that's what happens when you give a party monopoly on a rather important question. I might reconsider next election though now when more parties propagate for a saner immigration policy.
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why are there so many more swedish and finnish posters than danish and norwegian?
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>>52243967
im pretty sure sweden is more liberal and leftist, the us has all the south that is very right wing for instance. someone like trump would never have a chance in sweden most likely
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>>52243552
Whatever you do, don't enter a Denmark thread.
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>>52244196
I think Danes mostly use reddit.
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>>52243993
It used to be when it was founded. But its like leftist parties that used to be communist parties basically.
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>>52244206

We are definitely more left than USA, but we also have people who got drunk in public and started shouting racial slurs in parliament. I think that would be the end of a senator in USA.
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Hey Norweigians. Is this guy famous at all in your history?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollo

I did the ancestry.com shit and found out he's the furthest back ancestor I can trace my lineage to.
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Swedish nazis you say? Where? Send them to me
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>>52244359
fuck
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>>52244326
one of the bigger complaints I've seen about your hate speech laws is that they allow racist people to seem legitimate politically whereas in the US they'd get outed, some Finn I met on Interpals told me that
>>52244359
You're aware that Ancestry.com tells you that you have interesting shit in your ancestry even when there's no proof right?
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>>52244196
Image board culture in Finland is pretty huge. Almost mainstream desu.
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>>52243625
Could you even be a bigger faggot, holy fuck
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>>52244434
>normies from finland browse /int/
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>>52244469
this is the main Finnish site

http://ylilauta.org/
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>>52244415
Yeah I actually pieced it together and then verified it with a 23 and me DNA test. We thought we were english, turns out French and Norwegian.
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>>52244434
>almost
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>>52244508
You're memeing right

Ancestry.com telling you that you're descended from a Norwegian king is a reddit meme because everyone finds that they are descended from one
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>>52244196
Imageboards are extremely mainstream in Finland. Im not sure why Swedes are so numerous here, but Norwegians are about average for a population of their size. Danes dont come on because theyre generally just normal people.
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>>52244415

A lot of people don't like it when people get shut up by the state, and it's noticeable in the elections.
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>>52244359
>I did the ancestry.com shit and found out he's the furthest back ancestor I can trace my lineage to.
>Rollo

Fucking as if. If you traced it all the way back that far and to someone such as Rollo then Im Mozart
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>>52244644
just don't respond pls
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>>52244196
Well to be fair Sweden has like double the population than Denmark and Norway.

A lot of my friends browse Reddit while no one uses 4chan as far as I know, so maybe this guy is right >>52244241.
That or we just browse the boards without flags.
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>>52244506
Sweet. Now I'm shitposting there too.
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Why is suomi so fucking cool? Best allies
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Norwegians and Swedes are just Danish clay stealers.
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>>52244578
Really? Huh. Never knew that was a thing. This guy wasn't a king anyways I don't think.
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>>52244678
I just traced my lineage back to King Arthur
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>Skyrim belongs to the nords
Yes or no?
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>>52244745
Not we, but maybe sweden
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>>52244786
finns actually
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>>52244761
In theory everyone with European ancestry is related to a king or leader of some sort but yeah Ancestry pushes you toward finding some cool story in your heritage because that makes you feel good you used the service
>>52244717
They have an int board that's in English
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>>52244644
I did. Rollow had some kids that were french fucks. They went to England at some point and were knights. They lost their knighthood somehow and then became religious fanatics and moved to Massachusetts.
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>>52244745
True 2bh family

Norway, Iceland and Skåne needs to return to Denmark.
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>>52235886
How does the majority of tge populace view your old pagan viking ways of life?

And what do you personally think of the old ways?
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>>52244967
this picture is stupid because there's a 1200 year gap between the top and bottom
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>>52244982
and it misrepresents what the Vikings were doing
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>>52244967
Swedes are apologising obviously
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>>52244945
>Skåne
No thank you. That means malmo becomes danish.
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>>52244982
Its supposed to show the irony of /pol/s mindset

Just ignore the picture, its the only close viking thing i have
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>>52235886
Your clown ain't that scary tbhfäm
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>>52236513
>Finland
Really like Finland, but mostly because it's virtually identical to Sweden except language wise (though many people speak some Swedish). Their heavy metal culture is like ours as well, but something like 10x bigger which is coolio.

>Norway
Landscape wise top tier. I'm not saying the landscape in Sweden isn't pretty, but Norwegian landscape is just spectacular. Languages being pretty much mutually intelligibile is also a big plus as it gives a strong feeling of belonging. Norwegians here in Sweden aren't really 'expected' to learn Swedish and my take is that it is mostly the same in the opposite case.

>Denmark
Memes aside I have no strong opinions about Denmark. Landscape is largely similar to Scania here in Sweden and the language is a bit too different to feel comfortable having to deal with.

>Replying to a 3 hour old post
It was a very constructive question unlike many other in this thread. It deserved an answer.
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Why are germans so nordic?
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Were you kings?
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>>52245705
Thanks, I am still around
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>>52244967

a cool footnote in history
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ASK ME QUESTIONS PLS
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>>52246269
Why does Cech wear that helmet?
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>>52235886
Do you of living in igloos?
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>>52246365
Brain damage?
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>>52246381
only greenland
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>>52246381
You don't?
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>>52246393
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>>52246269
How did you survive the economic crisis? Where did you hide?
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>>52244967
Honestly no one gives a shit. We're just another first world westernised/americanised capitalist country with a few traditions like every other EU cunt.

Speaking of the subject, most scandinavians dont care or even think of themselves as a sort of perfect race that is becoming extinct like 4chan will maybe make you think. They just think theyre regular human beings. Having lived or travelled in other EU countries i can actually admit that things are a lot better here, but the average swede is pretty oblivious to it.
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>>52246447
By eating
The highlands
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>>52246464
You Swedes are the least nationalistic Scandis.

I think it's because you haven't been in a war for far too long.
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>>52238758
Never seen a KFC in Sweden, don't think it exists.
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>>52238758
Dunno kfc is only in the capital
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>>52246782
Wait, people live outside of Reykjavik? Where do you live?
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>>52246827
Currently live in Akureyri
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>>52246866

kan du forstå meg, hvis jeg skriver på annet språk?

hvor forskjellig er islandsk til svensk, dansk, og norsk?
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>>52246866
internet speed?
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>>52246910
Ping 6ms download 72Mbps upload 40Mbps
on wifi btw
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>>52246901
Varla
Norska
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>>52246721
They recently opened one in Malmö
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>>52246269
hvað er þitt internet hratt vinurinn minn
hvað hefurðu borðið í dag
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>>52247106
Það var kjötsúpa í kvöldmat desu
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>>52244945
I have to decline this offer. You are free to welcome a future Scandinavia with Stockholm as the capital though.
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>>52247044
Hehe
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>>52247165

>han vil ikke have danmark ta skåne tilbage

vil i gerne blive dig brune som nu?
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>>52247165
More like raqqa 2bh
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>>52246269
Is the place you live in all white?
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>>52246708

to be absolutely fair

being rolled by germany in 20 minutes like norway or denmark isn't very much "having a war." the level of destruction of your buildings was far lower than say, france, or japan.

if sweden didn't feel nationalistic, they wouldn't have donated so many weapons and soldiers to finland to stave off russia
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>>52244945
Doesn't some parts of Skåne belong to Copenhagen now? Like region Copenhagen or something.
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>>52247237
We can fix this shit without giving away clay.
>>52247245
We got plans for you aswell.
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>>52247256
They are slowly coming here
Have converted about 7 guys to nationalism 2bh
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>>52247477

paradoxically, would you invite foreigners to your country if they became icelandic nationalists?
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>>52247156
Kallar einhver Akureyri "reyri"? Ég gleymdi hvar ég lesti það, og vinurinn minn frá Reykjavík sagðir að það er ekki rétt.
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>>52247265

You know there were other wars than WW2
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>>52247547
Hef ekki heyrt um það
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Tell me some nice Icelandic songs
I've fallen in love with Icelandic since I heard a song from Zankyou no Terror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxnqSTzq6-w
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>>52247538
Lol fucking nope
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>>52247265
3 months you swedish cuck. 330 000 nazi soldiers could not hold us down and in the end they had to give up.
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>>52247619

figured
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>>52247615
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qqecC7JHQJI
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>>52247649
330 000 nazis who came thru sweden
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>>52247722
The SS tho
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>>52247722

We allowed troops to be moved from Norway to Finland. What the fuck do they teach you in Norwegian schools?
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>>52247717
Cheers, but what's up with this guy
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>>52247722
Nope. We even took your jewish refugees. Go and read a history book.
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>>52247863
Úlfur Úlfur?
They are just popular here nowadays
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>>52248024

And train their resistance movement on our soil
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>>52241416
har ikke snust på to måneder, takk skal du ha!
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>>52248218
Inte bra. Dags för dig att ta en snus.
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>>52248218
håll ut broder, det är värt det i slutändan
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>>52247615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlCZ-DakfyE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6j7mUxGz20
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>>52244967
>implying the vikings weren't at least decent tier explorers
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>>52247265
several villages a few miles away from my hometown were completely whiped out
like, obliterated, half an island
the main reason the destruction and casualties in norway was so low is because at the time most people lived on big farms spread around the fjords, not the easiest people to exterminate on a large scale.
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>>52248264
>>52248246
ser for meg at jeg har en svensk djevel og en svensk engel på skulderen nå. blåste ganske hard ut av nesen skal jeg si dere!
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>>52248283
I love the second one.
Are Icelandic songs popular in your country (I mean, songs with Iceland lyrics, 'cause I couldn't find many of them)?
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REEEEEEEEE NORWAY WE WILL BECOME #1, YOUR THRONE WILL BE USURPED
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Someone explain the Alberto Barbarossa meme to me pls
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>>52248723
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>52248723

>t. Álfbjörn Barbasdottir
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>>52248471
No not really
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