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Fugg edition
estonians aren't real
>>52229932
still, i advise you to check under your bed every night just to be sure
>>52229932
estonian
>pic related
t. me doctors degree in identifiying estonians
60
>>52229932
I still believe in them
7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og7poFeOCB8
B E A T S
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26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOzMc3eN58E
anonile, kes eelmises lõngas küsis heidy tamme vokaali kohta: jah, see oli sisse lauldud ja video oli niiöelda "fono pealt", aga see oli toona suht tavaline, et lugu tehti linti ära ja siis hiljem tehti video takka
mitte aint eestis muide ja tihti nii, et videos laulnud inimene ei teadnudki, et lõppvariandis on kellegi teise vokk
>>52230247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJsZAcAltTM
also dubs
>>52230327
t. muusikaärimees
>>52230208
https://my.mixtape.moe/izjoro.mp3
>>52230453
täppi läks, muide
k-kas ma peaksin kartma :DDD
>>52230503
kas sa tõmbad ka internetist illegaalselt muusikat
>>52230503
t. G-Enka
First Lithuanian ITT, lads
dubs
>>52230591
Be my gf
>>52230591
lol check this 9
>>52230550
uuemat elektroonilist kama küll jah, muidu oota nädal paar, et vinüüli peal koju saada ja kuulata, aga biidid tahavad ju kuulamist värskelt :DD
>>52230554
no ja mis gennadil siis viga on? normaalne vana minu arust
>>52230066
HAHA lad
you were trying to get singles and got dubs instead
I bet you never get dubs when you want to
![[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][05][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_20.47_[2015.05.31_12.42.48].png](https://i.imgur.com/3vSMf8f.jpg "[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][05][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv snapshot 20.47 [2015.05.31 12.42.48]")
aime
>>52230327
Et siis see oli Heidy Tamme hääl ja mitte Valli Moro oma?
>>52230627
That could be done. How do you feel about penises?
>>52230648
Yes. 5
>>52230627
I'm you're mums gf :D
>>52230554
ära nussi gen-kaga
>>52230673
jebens
aga petab ära kui teda nooremast peast kuulama pole sattund
>>52230478
what's this shit
>>52230591
almost lad, almost
>>52230692
It's not going to be the least bit impressive when you do finally get the number you want, lad.
I just want you to know that.
>>52230747
Do you want to know or are you calling it shit?
>>52230794
both
>You will never have a white gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtg07AVYyEo
soust kostüümile, nüüd kohe!!!
>>52230855
ayyy
>>52230855
Shite
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk
lets spoop
meme
>>52230975
Stay my brother
How have you been?
Fug, broke my telephone stove. Any tips on fixing it?
>>52231014
call vittus brother
wait, fugg, is broke xDDD
odo
>>52231014
do a Lithuanian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y96mn-xWJQc
>>52230991
I have big cock
>>52231042
xddd
>>52231071
I can't, I'm exhausted from doing your mother.
>>52231101
We know
>>52231100
>abrahami nägu kui teda eesti musa auhindadele sisse ei lastud
i want to mayonnaise my wienerschnitzel on taylor swift
>>52231279
not even close
>>52231279
dubs
>>52231279
>>52231308
>>52231313
lmao fake balts
>>52231313
lel
check it
>>52231174
I got banned from /tv/
>>52231279
>>52231313
>>52231354
>>52231357
>>52231364
looks like your reservations were a bit on the shit side
>>52231100
Praegu ei saa kuulata, aga kuidas selle laulu sõnad käivad? Kas "ettevaatust juut" tähendab seda, et Abraham on juut või et keegi teine on juut, või siis kuidagi üldiselt?
>>52231383
So were yours
singles
None of you manage to get dubs, but this guy
>>52231399
gets them without trying.
lmao u guys R lame
>>52231423
>>52231432
the fuck is going on? where are the dubs?
>>52231423
All me
>God damn it, Bob!
dubs are for people who cant face reality
fact
>>52231399
Ta ise ikkagi. Ego vennal soliidse suurusega.
>>52231575
Pekka speaks the truth
>>52231607
lol
>>52231527
teuton scum amirite
What was the most terrifying experience of your life during the week?
Mine was getting a library card. The reception lady was too slow so I had to stand in from of her counter for a very long time. I think people actually took pictures and invited other people to laugh at me.
Do not embarrass yourselves further, lads. The Dubs are not with you. Or me XD
We need to invade other boards to leech on their dubs
We need to amass dubs of all kind
JOIN ME BROTHERS
>>>/pol/58573068
>>>/pol/58573068
>>>/pol/58573068
>>>/pol/58573068
>>52231656
me
So guys, was rolling in the trolleybus in Vilnius this morning and meet a pajeet, at least I think it was pajeet form the silly mustache and face. Pretty rare, mostly I see Poles, Russians, gooks and Italians.
>>52231693
What's a pajeet
>>52231693
There's one sikh running a spice shop near the train station. Maybe it was him. Was he an older guy?
Or maybe you just saw a tan hipster.
>>52231715
Hindu
Lads! We have doubles! I repeat, we have doubles!
>>>/pol/58573255
>>52231663
I went to a shop and the cashier asked me if I had a discount card and I didn't have so I had to say no. Good thing she didn't ask if I'd like to get one because I honestly would have just bolted for the exit.
>>52231784
Nope.
But these ones certainly are
>>52231822
Impressive
>>52231747
Mid aged I would say.
>>52231822
DOBBELS!!
>>52231663
I saved someone ~300€ and they got mad at me I didn't save them ~600€. I didn't have to do shit. I swear, no good deed goes unpunished.
Oh baby a triple
Getting dubs, eyes closed
>>52231785
God I fucking hate those places with special cards. I get that shit in the local Konsum shop here. They fucking always ask even though I've been going for over a year and I always say I don't have one.
>>52231888
NOICE
>>52231888
fuggg
3 (three) repeating digits
>>52231888
>wants dubs
>gets trips
Can't you do anything right?
>>52231941
G-gomenasai senpai
>>52231941
Trips are dubs, lad. Dubs aren't trips, however.
Learn your numbers, baka
>>52231960
"Nip" pon
doing a dubs
>>52231915
Not him, younger, dark skin, not a Sikh.
>>52231912
Every single larger market chain has them these days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy8h3kSef1E
I think I'm gonna take a bath. Is that gay? Do men only take showers?
check these out
>>52232166
What makes you think you're a man, little boy?
>>52232210
check this out
What a horrible day for doubles, lads.
I think we should all do a group Lithuanian together.
Ok boys, I deleted my failed attempts at dubs. Fresh start. Get.
>>52232224
Your mum.
>>52232166
I've showered 3-5 times in my whole life.
>>52232233
RRRRREEEEE you took my dubs, give them now
>>52232246
not giving up
>>52232233
These are orgasmic digits mate
Get
>>52232258
You better delete this one also. While you're doing that look at my repeating digits.
>>52232313
here they are
>>52232338
You meant those right here?
>>52232366
My job is literally done. Gonna take a shower then go to sleep. Have a nice evening boys.
what makes human being highest of the mammals?
>>52232366
checked
>>52232402
dubs
>>52232366
You stole my dubs
But I have more
Labvakar
>>52232402
being able to kill anything we want
>>52232399
checked
>>52232399
HE CANT BE STOPPED NOW
>>52232402
Really long stilts.
>>52232402
DUDE
Stop lads, you're embarrassing us.
After all the failed attempts, these
>>52232166 >>52232233 >>52232366 >>52232399 don't even count.
>>52232433
checked
>>52232433
witnessed
Fuck
>>52232474
Are palindromes of any worth in the /balt/ic community?
fuck>>52232553
dubs
need dubs>>52232559
So, why do you bunch of meets still do balt+ ausnz (should be Anzac desu)
Fuck dubs
>>52232553
I check the dubs, but I pay extra attention to palindromic posts.
So far, none of the palindrome posts I've checked have had any other attention. Which is sad
There's one coming up soon...
>>52232569
>>52232534
i kill myself nwo
>>52232658
Dubs are overrated. I always get one off
>>52232645
desu
I don't even want dubs anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM494xYJ104
>>52232711
What a madman
We need to insert New Zealand and Australia in this picture
>>52232636
This meme will die out soon, and be replaced with even Higher Memes, such as /balt/+/brit/ or /balt/+/balk/, just as examples
>>52232711
That's the trick, lad.
>>52232767
ONE OFF AGAIN
WHAT IS LIFE
>>52232781
I need to isnert me penis in ur mum.
I want to kiss a Lithuanian boy.
Goddamn Härra HotPocket deleted the dubs thread on /pol/
I have a very good memory and I have trouble letting go of past injustice. Can you suggest an organization that would cater to my kind of mentality?
>>52232831
You mean Komisārs Karstkabatis?
>>52232821
You're not the only one. There was some Argentinian lad who wanted to do that too.
>>52232821
I want to kiss a Lithuanian poster's mum, desu
>>52232839
Ku Klux Klan
Neo-Nazis
Anti-Semites
>banned from /pol/ for getting the digits
Nothing lost desu
>>52232821
>tfw no one wants to kiss Estonian boys
>>52232851
>Karštabatis
>>52232930
Only one day? Lmao.
The other day I say bans for posts made in some korean or japanese shitrunes. Which made me think: is it possible that the janny is an asian living out his little benor complex?
>>52232930
You didn't even get the dubs ya loser.
>There will never be Indian regulars on /balt/ + /ausnz/
>>52232839
the church of scientology
>>52232930
I'm not banned.
Has anyone eaten hotpockets here? Are they kind of like pelmeņi or something?
>>52232851
Hoot boots?
>http://www.theguardian.com/cities/2015/dec/14/insider-cultural-guide-tartu-estonia-intellectual-heart
hahahaaa
>>52233038
Pelmeenid are godlike, haven't tried hot pockets
>>52233055
Sorry?
>>52233038
Haven't eaten any, but they definitely don't look similar to koldūnai.
>>52233057
The only good thing about Tartu is that it's Estonian
>>52233081
Karstkabatis > Karšti batai > Hot boots?
YENNEFER BEST WAIFU
CIRI BEST DAUGHTERU
>>52233145
Kabata - pocket
Bought a roll of film for my mom's old camera. What should I shoot? I have 34 shots left. I'll probably just go walking around the city and shooting random stuff.
>>52233057
Only hippie trash lives in tartu
>>52233145
No, karstkabatis = hotpocket (masculine gender)
Kabata = pocket
>>52233038
we had a thing called hot-pocket which was some crystals in a bag that you rub together and they react in an exothermic way so your pocket is literally hot
>>52233197
Penis picture.
>>52233214
hahahahaa ta pole kunagi emajõe vett joonud ega kaarsilla pealt turistidele pähe kusnud xDDD
>>52233197
Don't shoot anyone, this aint America
>>52233145
>batai
shouldn't it be batu or whatever the dual is?
>>52233269
What about the guy that will process the film. He'll see it.
>>52233271
Thats literally what a dirty hippie would do
doing a dubs
>>52233303
singular - batas
plural - batai
with a boot - batu
>>52233303
It could be "du batu", but that form is pretty much dead. Nobody uses it anymore.
>>52233322
Be proud of your penis, for it is YOUR penis and it is GLORIOUS!
BEST BEER OF YOUR COUNTRY? (microfags pls contain yourselves)
+1 vote for Alexander by A.Le.Coq
>>52233363
yeah but what would the dual number be?
2 litai vs du litu
>>52233442
XXXX
>>52233442
+1 vote for Taurus, real beer for real men.
>>52233449
Like I said, we used to have "dviskaita", but it's not used anymore.
>>52233449
dviem, dviejais litais?
>>52233490
They don't make that anymore do they?
>>52233449
We don't have a dual form. Maybe people talked like that like a century ago, but now they don't even teach it at schools.
>>52233449
Dont bother
lt language will die soon ))))
>>52233442
Alexander is the only good A. Le coq beer t.bh
Also saku rock is pretty god tier
>>52233525
Saku kodukal on selle kohta info olemas, niiet peaks olema tootmises ikka.
>>52233531
>don't even teach it at schools
Yeah they do. At least they did ten years ago or so.
>>52233556
Yes
russian is future of baltic state))
Question for aussies and kiwis: How many black people do you have in your country?
>>52233531
Does "einava" vs "einame" distinction still exist or is that lost too?
>>52233599
They do? I'm in the 12th grade atm and I honestly can't remember learning about it.
>>52233632
Yeah, and most of younger people don't learn it. So unless Russians invade, it wont be.
>>52233680
Didn't even know "einava" is a word. Nobody says that. It's all lost.
>>52233680
I mean, I graduated 10 years ago, and I remember being taught about it.
>>52233680
Einama is the norm, einava is from a regional dialect.
>>52233714
poeple speaks russian in litva
go on street and listen ))))
>>52233714
Russians no invade. Putin don't want baltics. But lithuania people want segregation in zemaitija. My battalion is stationed on vacation duty in klaipeda and if lithuania starts oppressing russians we will defense.
>>52232752
>ja ku vasara ei nakuta, löydät nää timpurit
>translated as: ja kui haamer enam ei loksu
>haamer
as a blacksmith im triggerd, that it aint translated as vasar
>>52233847
>segregation in zemaitija.
Literally three old fat guys and some faggot.
Also, the word you're looking for is "secession".
>>52233827
In Vilnius perhaps, even though I hear Polish or even Italian. Maybe in some other cities.
>>52233762
>Didn't even know "einava" is a word
Sheltered half-russian detected.
What is your take on the nucular free zone for Baltics (+Köningsberg)?
>>52233895
OK, but you no oppress. We Russian we friendly people we look after our people.
>>52233847
Okaaaay...
>>52233762
Nobody says "ainava"? What do you use instead?
>>52233992
Snorglbarhx. We use snorglbarhx instead.
>>52233992
"einava" - "we 2 go"
"einame" - "we (more than 2) go"
>>52233928
I grew up in Vilnius and both of my parents spoke standart Lithuanian, not any regional dialect. How would I know about that word when the only people that say it are probably 90 year olds from the village. I don't speak Russian btw :^)
Yes, I somehow grew up in Vilnius without learning it.
>>52233992
Einame of course.
>>52234052
Nope. Nobody uses the dual form sadly.
>>52234081
Then you're just sheltered
>>52234052
Why do you know Lithuanian, are you a spy
me on the left
>>52234138
>sadly
Give a couple of years. Hipster will catch on to it and start using it.
>>52234176
>tfw I walk past that drawing like 3 times a week
Are Latvians really just Estonians in denial?
>>52234152
>implying I would hear "einava" from bydlos in shitty neighbourhoods
>>52234200
mat-infis käid aega teenimas? xDD
>>52234207
Samogitians in denial.
NEW THREAD
>>52233176
>>52234207
*slavs in denial
>>52234229
:>
>>52234223
>his hood wasn't run by 90 year old provincial gangstas
Look at him and laugh.
>>52234293
Maybe if I didn't move out of Antakalnis when I was 6...
>>52234207
They don't talk like Estonians, that I can tell you.
>>52234249
Are you retarded, lad? We're barely over 200 posts
>>52234251
tervitusi a.isotammele lol
>>52234345
The word you're looking for is madman.
>>52234461
Look at the time! What an absolute dubsman!
Just finished Denki-gai no Honya-san, lads. It was a very fun show, would recommend. Reminded me a bit of "The Daily Lives of Highschool Boys" desu, although it's not really a parody, more like just a comedy.
>>52234567
i just finished my second beer, although it's not really a parody, more like just a comedy
>>52233442
>Alexander
Pisswater tier
>>52233442
All beer is shit. Drink tea instead.
>>52234633
t. kapteni pilsner marketmän
>>52234628
>go to buy beer
>look at all the shelves full of beer bottles
>sigh
>leave without buying beer
I used to love beer, but a couple of weeks ago I just lost all interest. I felt like I wanted some today, but when I went to buy it I didn't. A witch must've put a hex on me or something.
>>52234661
this 2bqph semud, if you really want to get drunk just drink Viru Valge or sth
![Aus_karu_illustratsiooniga_450px-450x540[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eFJAl7s.jpg "Aus karu illustratsiooniga 450px-450x540[1]")
>>52234693
pls go. From "main stream" beers, Karl is pretty solid.
>>52234777
>lehe
ma ju ütlesin, et mikropeded võiks vait olla
karl on pisku liiga magus minu arust, rock ja sass on õige tugeva mekiga
I just finished Yusen no Mega-san, lads. It was entertaining and philosophical with a comedic edge to it. Reminded me a bit of Comodaku Panty Sniffer Boys or Cumageddon.
>>52234875
>Yusen no Mega-san
Googling it gives me a logistics company.
I'm too tired to check all the doubles but I'll acknowledge some triples, at the very least.
>>52234333
>>52234777
Good triples, lads.
>>52233322
Honorary mention for a very nice double
who /depression/ here tbqh?
>>52235095
I feel like "apathy" suits me better. I'm not going to do a Lithuanian, but I live like a depressed man.
>>52235133
same here chap
don't care enough to kill myself
>>52235095
I don't know if I feel anything. The only thing I know I feel is fear for the future and how things will change.
>>52235226
If you'd taken a few moments less picking a fedora picture, you might've gotten triples. Baka
>>52235095
nope, schizo so i really have not sadness, no happiness either, just existential confusion
>>52235326
#BURN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17j5QzF3kqE
Why did they need a model in the first place? Wouldn't it be easier to just use a 3D model?
>>52235275
>fear for the future
Care to explain why?
>>52235513
0:46 *decrease ass*
what a faggot
>>52235513
0:50 HAHAH she looked uglier after the editing
>>52235513
wow
i'm sure those disclaimers will certainly change the world
thank you world democracy for fighting the evil oppressive undemocratic government
>>52235750
Have you changed your status on facebook to show that you care about these important issues?
i just posted >>52235858 and closed the tab hahaha :DDDD
>>52235604
At one point I will attend funerals of my family members and I will never hear their voices again. Yet at the same time I understand that life is pointless and everyone should be dead.
>>52235750
>disclaimers
>*this used to be a fat as fuck ugly as night cunt
>>52235513
>tfw I have better skin and hair than a "model" and I'm still ugly
Life ain't fair, I tell ya!
>>52235928
and now looks like ET
>>52235513
Fucking idiots, they're not selling the model, they're simply selling the image. They are only using the model as a base, why can't people understand that? At this point using 3D models would be less controversial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO_H5rsbp6g
Thought this might be relevant.
>>52236119
It's not.
>>52236119
aeg on minna õue jalutama ja läita väike dzhoint :DDD
>>52236119
KRIKIN KAJA
Stole this meme from past
Check em :DDDDDDD
>>52236119
butifel
>>52236224
Tõmba üks leedukas äkki hoopis.
>>52236389
You have the old version, chap.
>>52236406
tõmban sulle ühe ketuka äkki?
>>52236444
Fuck :DDDDDDDDDDDD
True magician :D
Does /balt/ have any interesting hobbies?
>>52236775
Playing runescape
>>52236775
I slap bass and play guitar.
>>52236775
Archery. That's interesting, r-right?
>>52236775
crying alone and eating chocolate
i also larp
>>52236830
nerd
>>52236877
Are you a fat goth girl?
>>52236775
shitposting
>>52236917
last time i checked, no
>>52236775
Linguistics, conlanging
>>52236830
>>52236817
Those are bretty gud desu.
>>52236877
Kas see Eestis stseen üsna kill ei ole?
>>52236987
larp on täitsa elus, gootide kohta ma ei tea
>>52236969
What's with the chocolate then?
>>52236984
Post your work please.
>>52236817
I slap your're mum's ass
>>52237024
tastes good
>>52236879
Oh come on, it's a good workout.
>>52229908
it's getting cold, isn't it?
>>52237048
Be gentle.
>>52236775
i regularly go into desecrated, abandoned places to lurk around and sometimes spend a day or two just fucking about with no purpose other than staying away from civilization
>>52237035
Gal erges oxe sieman linguas
In veiat daian ne'gal
Uskue roiat ortius
Kratet aiternam e'ipsa?
Guess what this is.
Blend of Latin, Lithuanian and Russian in terms of vocabulary. Grammar is fusional (accusative, genitive, dative, locative cases).
>>52237088
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52237121
that sounds amazing desu
>>52236775
Shitposting, dubsposting and occasionally frogposting.
So shitposting, basically.
>>52237121
>desecrated, abandoned places
I loved doing this when I was a child.
I live near a village that was huge during Soviet times and there were huge plans for it, but everyone moved away and the life died off. Many buildings are abandoned and/or destroyed.
The local elder even made a documentary on it (I have the VHS)
However recently many of the abandoned places have been bought out for space for wood.
>>52237121
Any cool places you wanna share with your fellow anons?
>>52237136
That's pretty awesome, senpai. Keep it at it. Also bost translation pls.
>>52237355
There's a website for that. It's in lithuanian, but you can still look at the pictures.
http://pamirsta.lt/
>>52237136
looks great, could we have a translation пoжaлyйcтa?
>>52237355
It's a translation of an Estonian poem.
Someone who knew Lithuanian and Latin could maybe understand it, but not sure. Some words are similar to english (linguas, aiternam)
>>52237493
>aiternam
aeternam?
>>52237136
that's so cute
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52237680
"eternity" in accusative, so yes
>>52237768
Kentucky, please go.
New thread seems to be >>52233176
>>52237970
How about another less cncerous thread?
>>52238039
It already has 40+ replies
>>52237136
ortius=suu?
kas erges on kuidagi "ergo"-ga seotud?
also teine rida on sisseütlev?
>>52237970
>>52238039
Cancer-less thread coming right up!
>>52238263
>>52238263
>>52238263
>>52238118
ortius = tõusta
erges on küll, aga mitte päris inglise variandiga.
teine rida on seesütlev
>>52238289
Cheerio. Looks lot better.
>>52236775
Cosplay and lolita.
>>52238773
New thread: >>52238263
>>52238814
I'm already there, I just wanted to post the previous post here.
>>52238886
Ok pal
Hi my Nordic and Baltic friends!
how are you doing this fine evening? I finished school for this year so I'm on holiday = I will be drunk every day until next year.
>>52240214
Hey Finnbro, we got a new thread up.
>>52238263
>>52238263
