"Deutsch"land edition
Australien ist der beste
primero
ITT ALL ZYGOTES, RUNTS, APHIDS, ROACHES WILL:
PUT ON A SHOW
DANCE FOR ME
BE A PUPPET ON MY STRINGS
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
nothing to play :(
>>52216653
shit thread someone make a PMQs one
gonna win a daily politics mug lads just watch me
Lad next door has such a shit taste in music.
Listens to all that autotuned nigger and paki R&B shite.
Also why do people blast it out an open window like someones going to knock on their door and congratulate them for having good taste?
Might call the police 2bh
>>52216715
watch me
watch me
Bought this from the Meme city museum today lads
Lewis Chessmen King piece and two crosses on necklaces
Bless Jesus and Our Nige :)
>>52216638
Always watch Daily Lolitics, especially when based Andrew Neil is hosting. Sunday Politics and This Week are god-tier too.
>>52216715
might actually enter for the banter haha
tell me the year lads
>>52216752
fuk off m8
>>52216731
post wallpaper
>>52216752
who's this spotted dick enthusiast
>>52216756
>based molly on TW tomorrow
can't wait f@m
>>52216731
Very fedorable
just realised my room absolutely reeks of cum lads
well good morning
bit cold out
irish weather
sun is up though
hopefully it'll warm up a bit
>>52216756
me on left
>>52216793
oh shit is molly confirmed to be on?
YEEEEEEEWWWWWWS
> oy vey, white people need to leave Africa
> but we need to import millions of culturally enriching people of color to Europe !
>>52216805
>irish weather
The fuck does that mean?
fucking depressed
>>52216798
*takes a long hand whiff*
mmm yes
>>52216798
Nothing wrong with cum desu
>>52216855
turn your frown upside down tbqh
>>52216653
Was sagst du da du Seppel? Ich schmeiß dir so die Brügl raus.
*throws banana*
>>52216855
are you neet? get a job
>>52216773
here lad, xo
Just lost almost everything i own in a fire.
Ama
>>52216877
fuck off nonce
>>52216855
Would you like a hug?
>republicans
disgusting
the same polish girl at dominos has served me 4 times now
she always asks for a name and I always give a different one, it doesn't seem to phase her
>>52216905
what do you think of the theory that evolution is just a jewish con to circumvent christian ethos as described by sartre in his eponymous 2015 book "le avec moulier le femme"
>>52216905
Why did you only own flammable things?
>>52216925
all you island monkeys look same
t. polish cleaner been here 9 months
>>52216905
>>52216905
HAHAHAHAHAHA, weeeyyyyyyyyyyy unlucky lad! Hahahahahahaha!!!!! XD
>>52216877
Nein, ich liebe Deutschland
Geben mir Staatsbürgerschaft! :3
>>52216905
LOL
ANY FAMILY HEIRLOOMS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>52216905
why didn't you get your things out of the fire
>>52216905
FIRE
TO DESTROY ALL YOU'VE DONE
>>52216905
what are your opinions on Merkel's foreign policy?
>>52216959
why won't you integrate?
Repost
Strayed from the brief a bit, but I got the goods. Arsehole was fine on the bike but I was worried I might let loose when I was walking around Asda.
I know I was recommended rice, but I got pasta n sauce instead. And I got an apple pie instead of apple sauce. And Lucozade for the salt, and salt and vinegar crisps for the salt. Active yogurt apparently helps too, and got some nice ginger beer. Also just thought the sesame seeds would help for some reason.
looking for qt boipussy
doing a wank into my cauldron
>>52216925
>dominos
>>52217024
here's me lad, rate
I hope you like me x3
M U G
U
G
>>52217022
>I know I was recommended rice, but I got pasta n sauce instead. And I got an apple pie instead of apple sauce. And Lucozade for the salt, and salt and vinegar crisps for the salt.
You're an idiot
FINAL POO UPDATE
attempt to pull it out led to intense pain from asshair - plan 1 aborted
cleaned it all out with a wet dishcloth - plan 2 success
plan for the week - toilet paper run
>>52216905
sorry to hear that bro. hang in there
> friend said you have a puffy soft butt
>>52216915
Liebe Haider. Jetzt seids ihr zu weit gegangen, jetzt habt ihr richtig scheise am Oasch!
>>52216978
Why would you even want that? Are you a commie?
>>52217057
This post made me realise that GU looks like a mug
>>52217043
no pizza, just garlic dip
>>52217024
Me too.
where to look?
going to B&M bargains to buy some odour eating insoles
>>52217068
>ass
fuck off yank
>>52217087
Like between their legs but towards the back?
Hard to describe
>>52217080
> Speaks English to me
> Speaks German to the guy who spoke English to you
Whites BTFO
>>52217106
im from uae not usa
>>52217082
As does "CU" in cup
>>52216949
I think thats bullshit.
>>52216958
I didnt
>>52216968
Thats not a question
>>52216970
Thats not a question and pretty rude as well
>>52216994
Memes
>>52217004
I had them stored in a warehouse. Some kid set them on fire. Of course that kid is neither in wurde, nor can his parents be made to pay for it...
>>52217006
Does she have any? I think she just Sanders around without any goal in the longterm. She is destroying the europe that has been build in the last 60 years
>>52217075
I guess i have to
>>52217128
Well URA paki
Very poo focused /brit/ this morning
> Bombing of Dresden happened
>>52217128
fuck off paki
>>52217079
Post it to here or imgur.
so you lads get the year?
went to dinner with the lads
got a bit awkward at the start but had me beer and calmed down, was an ok night
didnt end up speaking to any of the chix though aha
Dad's made me a corn beef and pickle sandwich
Is he trying to kill me?
>>52217111
Ist Gewohnheit. Trotzdem, wieso möchtest du überhaupt die Staatsangehörigkeit? Das ist wie auf die sinkende Titanic zu wollen.
>>52217167
no
>>52217192
why was it awkward la
should have invited me, i'd have been telling jokes and stuff haha
>>52217079
>>52217167
go away you misguided freaks
>>52217208
sounds nice
eat it you nonce
>>52217151
>tfw it was utterly devastating and a reprehensible war crime
>>52217208
> corn beef and pickle
what the fuck
got mummy to send me 100 quid for christmas prezzies lads, what should i buy my hench lez godmother?
>>52217151
good post
>>52217217
nah i was just a bit overwhelmed, everybody was in a frenzy and i couldnt cope
turned out fine
msg ya next time Lol haha #lol
>>52217240
Dragon dildo la
>>52217240
>Flamenconigger has degenerates in his family
No wonder you vote labour
Going to love it when Corbyn removes the monarchy when he comes into power
dont get me started on tv shows
>>52217292
>yify
>>52217213
It's okay, I'm actually a little too tired right now to keep practicing my German :^)
I don't really, I would love to live there but in saying that I know that place is going down the drain
I will probably move there once i finish my study providing the German people have decided to wake up and stop getting cucked
I've been there on holidays a few times..Great place and fun people (to get shitfaced with)
>>52217258
the chix cute tho??
where'd ya go
>>52217240
A sybian
>>52217208
>pickle
fuck off yank
>>52217291
I'd back a military lead coup if he got in desu
>>52217110
I'll check it out, thanks.
>>52217125
>WE WOZ UNNAZ 'N SHIT
>>52217139
>that's not a question
you know it is...
>>52217313
>Branston pickle
>yank
You fuck off, mick
>>52217223
Speaking about Dresden and memes. Whats the public opinion about it? Do people just See it as something that had to be done or an actual warcrime?
Its pretty overblown here in germany with neonazis marching for it every year and lefties with "epic Bomber Harris do it again" signs marching against it.
If you want to father children of your own then you are a normie. This is 100% objectively true and is not up for debate.
>>52217291
Would probably lead to civil war desu
>>52217299
did the /tv/ autist post a child actress again?
>>52217313
>branston pickle
>american
pick one you braindead paddy
>>52217292
Pain and Gain was a fun film, you should watch it
>>52217223
>>52217249
> Build "Empire"
> Decide to start shit and fight in WWI
> They lose
> Get fucking angry and build the third "reich"
> start shit and start another fucking war
> LOSE A-FUCKING-GAIN
> GET RAPED
YOU CAN'T FUCKING MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>52217292
What did you think of the immitation game and pain & gain fa͏m?
>>52217326
>>52217340
>pickle
fuck off yank
>>52217303
theyre ok
there would have been a time where id have called them somewhat 'shallow' and not my type but ive now either realised theyre no different to my fantasy of middle class girls or ive just simply stopped caring
diane got a good seat blimey
>>52217292
>The Hobbit
Delete it.
>>52217327
We destroyed so much culture and history
In all seriousness i find the whole thing shameful
>>52217364
i'd settle with the latter tbf lad
>>52217300
As long as you don't have to live here it's nice. Stay away from Bremen, Berlin and NRW if you want to study here and currently I wouldn't move to munich.
I have a confession lads...
wanna visit marrakech tbqh
I have a confession lads...
>>52217368
I'll probably never watch it
it's just a homage to muh LOTR nostalgia
>>52217351
dunno la
>be english
>hate europe
>insist europe couldn't do shit against the empire
>vote ukip in general election
>vote to leave in the referendum
>still be forced to live as close to europe as possible to still be relevant
pathetic
>>52217191
1987
soz bit late
>Americans who think they helped win WW1 and WW2
>"Back to back world war champs"
>>52217327
Yet another unpleasant moment in WWII most people don't like to think about.
>>52217385
How's the northern areas near the Danish border?
I was thinking of Hamburg or something a little north from that
(I know someone who lives in Schleswig)
I have a concessions stand...
>>52217381
how old are you lad?
have you sought of noticed the "fire" of youth has sort of gone out of you a bit early bcoz of the internet and what not
>>52217416
Oh was that a to watch list le?
>>52217327
Old people approve of it or feel it was justified because they hate Germans, most young people of my generation probably haven't heard of it. I'm pretty sure I wasn't taught it in school when we learned about WWII or if I was it was glossed over.
>>52217288
hehe, degenerates, saying I vote labour, good one famalam
>>52217400
*kisses you and fingers your boipuccy*
shh
Can't comprehend a woman finding me attractive, never mind becoming intimate
alri lads, only 3 days until i get home
what are you lads up to?
wake me up
>>52217386
>>52217400
Yes we all you're like the BBC.
>>52217441
it's my two year old backlog
i dont even watch films lmao
I like the look of Spotlight (2015) though ngl
>this thread
Listening to the latest interpol
They really did go to shit after antics
>>52217125
>no homeless
yeah, because they had no homes to speak of
>no stress
there's no stress when you need to try survive every day?
>no sickness
bullshit
>no pollution
didn't they burn a shit ton of trees down?
>>52217466
staring into the gaping existential abyss
Think we might need to rescind Australia's /brit/ visa tbqh
>>52217465
A woman found me attractive and funny and interesting earlier this year but I autismed out of it in less than a month.
The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
>>52217466
thinking about lunch
might make a salad of avocado, chick peas, spring onions, cucumber, chorizo and lime juice
>>52217476
Hello /tv/
>>52217433
It's pretty empty, but you're from australia sollte you should be used to it. Hamburg will be expensive I guess, just like every bigger city. But Schleswig-Holstein should be cheaper than Bavaria. I don't know if you want to work besides the university, but if you want to look for a job before you come here, this will make it easier.
listening to Elvis lads
good jam
>been talking to a girl for weeks
>she seems interested in me
>asks me my height
>I tell her
>She has now not spoken to me for 3 days
Why did I have to be born a manlet?
>>52217522
Fuck off billionaire
The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few Planck times
>got tickets to see Star Wars next Monday
>can't browse /tv/ until then
>>52217449
Lel. Historyclass in germany is 60% ww2, 30% ww1 and a bit of white guilt from somewhere else.
>>52217429
I rather meet with a brit, say that was some mean shit and have a drink with him than have it forgotten 2bh. Same about most things.
>>52217371
Now we have commieblocks there... Its something i guess ;_;
@52217550
Plankton
>>52217549
they're all cheap ingredients
>>52217507
U wot cunt?
>>52217327
its not something thats particularly part of public consciousness
we care more about the london bombings and cheery war time songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvr6X054xLY
Can't believe the Roman Empire lasted until 1806 lads
>>52217528
>I don't know if you want to work besides the university, but if you want to look for a job before you come here, this will make it easier.
Contemplating continuing study (IT) or just looking for a job
Probably the latter then think about studying later depending on how it goes
>>52217540
>asks my height
I have literally never been asked this by a grill online
thread full of runts
dance for me aphids, dance!
>>52217440
22 la
i'd sort of say the opposite and that my youth is being constantly reinvigorated by the internet. i'll see videos and want to travel or stupid jokes and laugh. i'm not facing enough of the world to completely to stone cold but it is harder and harder to feel youthful 2bh. especially when you finish uni and start doing post-grad shit. then you're like yer i'm old
>>52217580
I'm sorry, Hans
Now we're all being eaten alive
>>52217611
It's still going lad
>>52217495
whats up lad, you can talk to me
>>52217522
wew lad that might be a bit too much
any of you lads seem requiem of a dream? i watched it last night before bed, not the best idea i've had tbhh
>>52217572
can't browse any board desu. spoilers everywhere.
>>52217572
Han Solo dies
What do you if a girl starts twerking in front of you?
>tfw half my Nana's family were wiped out in the Blitz
She hated the Jerrys but even she said the firebombing of Dresden was a crime and made her ashamed of her country.
>>52217676
>wew lad that might be a bit too much
little babby nip can't handle his grub
fuck off
I can't get over how much Star Wars™: The Force Awakens (Released 17.12.15 in UK cinemas) is being shilled on the internet.
>>52217689
Call a ceritified lad and ask for his advice
/spoiler/
Leaked Tory election poster for 2020 lads
>>52217668
>WWE
>>52217703
fuck the krauts, fuck your nan and fuck you
>She hated the Jerrys but even she said the firebombing of Dresden was a crime and made her ashamed of her country.
>>52217722
god, that face is terrifying
>>52217737
shitty post
>>52217688
>>52217683
>>52217706
not a nip lad, btw aren't you late for the mosque ahmed?
>>52217737
>fuck your nan
Leave the fucking nans out of this
>>52217737
keep it up hormones
>fuck the krauts, fuck your nan and fuck you
Boring PMQs
fingering me bum ole at this thread
who here remembers this classic?
>>52217792
>that woman that felt the need to ask a trump meme question
why are they allowed to speak shaking my head
>>52217746
Does it look alright? As in blended together well?
who the FUCK just talked shit on my nan??
>>52217809
better luck next time la
>>52217814
me on the right
>>52217809
HAHA, you look like a RIGHT plonker now mate! XD
*runs really fast*
Swear I need to set up a fucking video camera in my room lads.
Someone keeps moving my stuff around its never where I leave it.
>>52217799
Cheeky double dubs
>dig a hole
>leave the coal be
labour will actually defend this
>>52217809
quite good
>>52217868
*sticks out foot*
*trips you*
haha did you see that lads abbsolute prat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=annuTcmB1rw
>>52217864
>720x1280
>the current year
>>52217873
carbon monoxide bruv
been getting headaches?
What exactly is the Amazon Fire TV lads?
I bought one today not really knowing what it is (I had money to waste so why not), and I don't really get it. All the movies and stuff you have to pay to rent or buy. There's shit like iPlayer and stuff, but you can just go on the computer for all that. Is it essentially just a Netflix box where you pay Amazon monthly to get a catalogue of content?
>tfw there is a German MP representing Birmingham
Bit weird ini
Welcome to the common 4chan personity traits
>>52217910
You need Amazon Prime really.
why don't we have a parliament that has enough seats for all MPs?
>>52217896
Fuck off billionaire
>>52217884
*sits up*
*screams and writhes all my muscles autismically* (not a word)
>>52217933
Yeah, it kind of feels like an empty box right now. I paid £70 just to have a digibox that only plays iplayer etc
>It says here your hobby is "watching anime"? Care to explain a little more about that?
>>52217945
ye we should really get rid of a few MP's
>>52217930
only indifference to praise for me 2bh
>Waiting on a bunch of deliveries from various companies
>Have to answer my phone to unrecognised numbers because some of them might be important
>Insurance, PPI, claims
Fuck sake
>>52217896
>Why yes, m'lady, I do want an 8k display on my phone even though it's too small to see the benefit
>>52217968
fun things are fun
>>52217910
fucking bovine consumer automaton drone
>>52217968
>I have no friends so I spend my time playing video games and watching anime
>I especially like moe anime with little school girls
Out walking the dog
>>52217981
good post
Is wanking before a test beneficial?
Cousin just had a baby lads, 8lbs 13oz
unironically watching a ginger play runescape on stream
>>52217930
But I don't have any of those.
What's wrong with me?
>>52217983
The one day I was expecting a phone call from a friend, my phone rang and I answered to a fucking PPI call from some disgusting chav woman. I have never had a PPI call before or since that, and I hardly ever get calls from friends. Fucked me right off.
You scumbag
You maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
It's current year. Why is this Christmas song still considered acceptable
the fuck is disney shafting the british tax payer??
have you ever met an angry dwarf?
I know 5 and they're always happy
>>52218034
really really interesting to strangers
http://worldbirthsanddeaths.com/
hey look another one!
>>52218006
is that a trenchcoat u fucking fagit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
wew got me feelin all christmassy lads
>>52218050
can't ban Christmas unless your oliver cromwell
>>52218042
gingers are cute desu
got 3 days off
gonna visit some escorts
>>52218050
They literally tried banning it 2 years ago
VERY good question lads
>>52218085
I know 7 and one of them's grumpy
t. Snow White
>you will never fuck liz
>>52218164
remember when they tried telling people to tell england flags down during the world cup in case it offended non english people
>>52218209
>tell england flags down
GET DOWN FROM THERE
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/12/15/advert-against-rape-culture-portrays-being-a-woman-as-the-greatest-danger-of-all/
>>52218050
Faggot is only gay for yanks mate
Top 10 UK youtube stars
1. KSI
2. KSIs brother
3. Zoella
3. Zoellas brother
3. Zoellas brothers flatmate
>people consider themselves as "fans" of these talentless narcissistic fucks
>>52217904
all the time
>>52218209
who is "they"?
>>52218259
dont know who any of them are
if you do youre probably still in school
>>52218259
Amazing
>>52218259
KSI is funny tho
Would love to have a game with him
>>52218269
Lefties
>>52218259
why isn't pewdiepie a british citizen by now
>>52218259
only subscribed to h3h3 productions 2bh
>>52218336
>unfunny yank shit making fun of yank shit
embarrassing
>>52218313
literal child
arsenal fan
faggot
kill yourself
>>52218269
the police/councils tried to say it was a hatecrime to display england flags on your cars/windows
it was all over the news
>>52218336
papa bless XDDDD
>>52218352
so is your life
