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"Deutsch"land edition

Australien ist der beste
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primero
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ITT ALL ZYGOTES, RUNTS, APHIDS, ROACHES WILL:

PUT ON A SHOW
DANCE FOR ME
BE A PUPPET ON MY STRINGS
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>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
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nothing to play :(
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>>52216653
shit thread someone make a PMQs one
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gonna win a daily politics mug lads just watch me
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Lad next door has such a shit taste in music.

Listens to all that autotuned nigger and paki R&B shite.

Also why do people blast it out an open window like someones going to knock on their door and congratulate them for having good taste?

Might call the police 2bh
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>>52216715
watch me
watch me
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Bought this from the Meme city museum today lads


Lewis Chessmen King piece and two crosses on necklaces

Bless Jesus and Our Nige :)
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>>52216638
Always watch Daily Lolitics, especially when based Andrew Neil is hosting. Sunday Politics and This Week are god-tier too.
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>>52216715
might actually enter for the banter haha
tell me the year lads
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>>52216752
fuk off m8
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>>52216731
post wallpaper
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>>52216752
who's this spotted dick enthusiast
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>>52216756
>based molly on TW tomorrow

can't wait f@m
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>>52216731
Very fedorable
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just realised my room absolutely reeks of cum lads
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well good morning

bit cold out

irish weather

sun is up though

hopefully it'll warm up a bit
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>>52216756
me on left
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>>52216793

oh shit is molly confirmed to be on?

YEEEEEEEWWWWWWS
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> oy vey, white people need to leave Africa
> but we need to import millions of culturally enriching people of color to Europe !
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>>52216805
>irish weather
The fuck does that mean?
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fucking depressed
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>>52216798
*takes a long hand whiff*

mmm yes
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>>52216798
Nothing wrong with cum desu
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>>52216855
turn your frown upside down tbqh
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>>52216653

Was sagst du da du Seppel? Ich schmeiß dir so die Brügl raus.
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*throws banana*
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>>52216855
are you neet? get a job
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>>52216773
here lad, xo
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Just lost almost everything i own in a fire.

Ama
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>>52216877
fuck off nonce
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>>52216855
Would you like a hug?
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>republicans
disgusting
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the same polish girl at dominos has served me 4 times now
she always asks for a name and I always give a different one, it doesn't seem to phase her
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>>52216905
what do you think of the theory that evolution is just a jewish con to circumvent christian ethos as described by sartre in his eponymous 2015 book "le avec moulier le femme"
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>>52216905
Why did you only own flammable things?
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>>52216925
all you island monkeys look same
t. polish cleaner been here 9 months
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>>52216905
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>>52216905
HAHAHAHAHAHA, weeeyyyyyyyyyyy unlucky lad! Hahahahahahaha!!!!! XD
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>>52216877
Nein, ich liebe Deutschland
Geben mir Staatsbürgerschaft! :3
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>>52216905
LOL

ANY FAMILY HEIRLOOMS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>52216905
why didn't you get your things out of the fire
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>>52216905
FIRE

TO DESTROY ALL YOU'VE DONE
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>>52216905
what are your opinions on Merkel's foreign policy?
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>>52216959
why won't you integrate?
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Repost

Strayed from the brief a bit, but I got the goods. Arsehole was fine on the bike but I was worried I might let loose when I was walking around Asda.

I know I was recommended rice, but I got pasta n sauce instead. And I got an apple pie instead of apple sauce. And Lucozade for the salt, and salt and vinegar crisps for the salt. Active yogurt apparently helps too, and got some nice ginger beer. Also just thought the sesame seeds would help for some reason.
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looking for qt boipussy
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doing a wank into my cauldron
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>>52216925
>dominos
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>>52217024
here's me lad, rate

I hope you like me x3
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M U G
U
G
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>>52217022
>I know I was recommended rice, but I got pasta n sauce instead. And I got an apple pie instead of apple sauce. And Lucozade for the salt, and salt and vinegar crisps for the salt.
You're an idiot
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FINAL POO UPDATE


attempt to pull it out led to intense pain from asshair - plan 1 aborted
cleaned it all out with a wet dishcloth - plan 2 success

plan for the week - toilet paper run
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>>52216905
sorry to hear that bro. hang in there
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> friend said you have a puffy soft butt
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>>52216915

Liebe Haider. Jetzt seids ihr zu weit gegangen, jetzt habt ihr richtig scheise am Oasch!

>>52216978

Why would you even want that? Are you a commie?
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>>52217057
This post made me realise that GU looks like a mug
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>>52217043
no pizza, just garlic dip
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>>52217024
Me too.
where to look?
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going to B&M bargains to buy some odour eating insoles
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>>52217068
>ass
fuck off yank
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>>52217087
Like between their legs but towards the back?
Hard to describe
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>>52217080
> Speaks English to me
> Speaks German to the guy who spoke English to you
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Whites BTFO
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>>52217106
im from uae not usa
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>>52217082
As does "CU" in cup
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>>52216949
I think thats bullshit.
>>52216958
I didnt
>>52216968
Thats not a question
>>52216970
Thats not a question and pretty rude as well
>>52216994
Memes
>>52217004
I had them stored in a warehouse. Some kid set them on fire. Of course that kid is neither in wurde, nor can his parents be made to pay for it...
>>52217006
Does she have any? I think she just Sanders around without any goal in the longterm. She is destroying the europe that has been build in the last 60 years
>>52217075
I guess i have to
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>>52217128
Well URA paki
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Very poo focused /brit/ this morning
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> Bombing of Dresden happened
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>>52217128
fuck off paki
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>>52217079
Post it to here or imgur.
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so you lads get the year?
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went to dinner with the lads

got a bit awkward at the start but had me beer and calmed down, was an ok night

didnt end up speaking to any of the chix though aha
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Dad's made me a corn beef and pickle sandwich
Is he trying to kill me?
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>>52217111

Ist Gewohnheit. Trotzdem, wieso möchtest du überhaupt die Staatsangehörigkeit? Das ist wie auf die sinkende Titanic zu wollen.
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>>52217167
no
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>>52217192
why was it awkward la

should have invited me, i'd have been telling jokes and stuff haha
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>>52217079
>>52217167
go away you misguided freaks
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>>52217208
sounds nice

eat it you nonce
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>>52217151
>tfw it was utterly devastating and a reprehensible war crime
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>>52217208
> corn beef and pickle
what the fuck
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got mummy to send me 100 quid for christmas prezzies lads, what should i buy my hench lez godmother?
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>>52217151
good post
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>>52217217
nah i was just a bit overwhelmed, everybody was in a frenzy and i couldnt cope

turned out fine

msg ya next time Lol haha #lol
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>>52217240
Dragon dildo la
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>>52217240
>Flamenconigger has degenerates in his family
No wonder you vote labour
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Going to love it when Corbyn removes the monarchy when he comes into power
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dont get me started on tv shows
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>>52217292
>yify
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>>52217213
It's okay, I'm actually a little too tired right now to keep practicing my German :^)

I don't really, I would love to live there but in saying that I know that place is going down the drain

I will probably move there once i finish my study providing the German people have decided to wake up and stop getting cucked

I've been there on holidays a few times..Great place and fun people (to get shitfaced with)
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>>52217258
the chix cute tho??

where'd ya go
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>>52217240
A sybian
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>>52217208
>pickle
fuck off yank
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>>52217291
I'd back a military lead coup if he got in desu
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>>52217110
I'll check it out, thanks.

>>52217125
>WE WOZ UNNAZ 'N SHIT

>>52217139
>that's not a question
you know it is...
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>>52217313
>Branston pickle
>yank
You fuck off, mick
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>>52217223
Speaking about Dresden and memes. Whats the public opinion about it? Do people just See it as something that had to be done or an actual warcrime?
Its pretty overblown here in germany with neonazis marching for it every year and lefties with "epic Bomber Harris do it again" signs marching against it.
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If you want to father children of your own then you are a normie. This is 100% objectively true and is not up for debate.
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>>52217291
Would probably lead to civil war desu
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>>52217299
did the /tv/ autist post a child actress again?
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>>52217313

>branston pickle
>american

pick one you braindead paddy
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>>52217292
Pain and Gain was a fun film, you should watch it
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>>52217223
>>52217249
> Build "Empire"
> Decide to start shit and fight in WWI
> They lose
> Get fucking angry and build the third "reich"
> start shit and start another fucking war
> LOSE A-FUCKING-GAIN
> GET RAPED
YOU CAN'T FUCKING MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>52217292
What did you think of the immitation game and pain & gain fa͏m?
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>>52217326
>>52217340
>pickle
fuck off yank
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>>52217303
theyre ok

there would have been a time where id have called them somewhat 'shallow' and not my type but ive now either realised theyre no different to my fantasy of middle class girls or ive just simply stopped caring
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diane got a good seat blimey
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>>52217292
>The Hobbit
Delete it.
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>>52217327
We destroyed so much culture and history

In all seriousness i find the whole thing shameful
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>>52217364
i'd settle with the latter tbf lad
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>>52217300

As long as you don't have to live here it's nice. Stay away from Bremen, Berlin and NRW if you want to study here and currently I wouldn't move to munich.
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I have a confession lads...
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wanna visit marrakech tbqh
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I have a confession lads...
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>>52217368
I'll probably never watch it
it's just a homage to muh LOTR nostalgia

>>52217351
dunno la
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>be english
>hate europe
>insist europe couldn't do shit against the empire
>vote ukip in general election
>vote to leave in the referendum

>still be forced to live as close to europe as possible to still be relevant

pathetic
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>>52217191
1987

soz bit late
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>Americans who think they helped win WW1 and WW2
>"Back to back world war champs"
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>>52217327
Yet another unpleasant moment in WWII most people don't like to think about.
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>>52217385
How's the northern areas near the Danish border?

I was thinking of Hamburg or something a little north from that
(I know someone who lives in Schleswig)
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I have a concessions stand...
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>>52217381
how old are you lad?

have you sought of noticed the "fire" of youth has sort of gone out of you a bit early bcoz of the internet and what not
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>>52217416
Oh was that a to watch list le?
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>>52217327
Old people approve of it or feel it was justified because they hate Germans, most young people of my generation probably haven't heard of it. I'm pretty sure I wasn't taught it in school when we learned about WWII or if I was it was glossed over.
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>>52217288
hehe, degenerates, saying I vote labour, good one famalam
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>>52217400
*kisses you and fingers your boipuccy*
shh
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Can't comprehend a woman finding me attractive, never mind becoming intimate
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alri lads, only 3 days until i get home

what are you lads up to?
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wake me up
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>>52217386
>>52217400
Yes we all you're like the BBC.
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>>52217441
it's my two year old backlog
i dont even watch films lmao
I like the look of Spotlight (2015) though ngl
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>this thread
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Listening to the latest interpol

They really did go to shit after antics
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>>52217125
>no homeless
yeah, because they had no homes to speak of
>no stress
there's no stress when you need to try survive every day?
>no sickness
bullshit
>no pollution
didn't they burn a shit ton of trees down?
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>>52217466

staring into the gaping existential abyss
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Think we might need to rescind Australia's /brit/ visa tbqh
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>>52217465
A woman found me attractive and funny and interesting earlier this year but I autismed out of it in less than a month.
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The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes
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>>52217466

thinking about lunch

might make a salad of avocado, chick peas, spring onions, cucumber, chorizo and lime juice
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>>52217476
Hello /tv/
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>>52217433

It's pretty empty, but you're from australia sollte you should be used to it. Hamburg will be expensive I guess, just like every bigger city. But Schleswig-Holstein should be cheaper than Bavaria. I don't know if you want to work besides the university, but if you want to look for a job before you come here, this will make it easier.
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listening to Elvis lads
good jam
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>been talking to a girl for weeks
>she seems interested in me
>asks me my height
>I tell her
>She has now not spoken to me for 3 days
Why did I have to be born a manlet?
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>>52217522
Fuck off billionaire
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The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few Planck times
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>got tickets to see Star Wars next Monday
>can't browse /tv/ until then
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>>52217449
Lel. Historyclass in germany is 60% ww2, 30% ww1 and a bit of white guilt from somewhere else.
>>52217429
I rather meet with a brit, say that was some mean shit and have a drink with him than have it forgotten 2bh. Same about most things.
>>52217371
Now we have commieblocks there... Its something i guess ;_;
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@52217550
Plankton
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>>52217549

they're all cheap ingredients
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>>52217507
U wot cunt?
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>>52217327
its not something thats particularly part of public consciousness
we care more about the london bombings and cheery war time songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvr6X054xLY
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Can't believe the Roman Empire lasted until 1806 lads
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>>52217528
>I don't know if you want to work besides the university, but if you want to look for a job before you come here, this will make it easier.
Contemplating continuing study (IT) or just looking for a job

Probably the latter then think about studying later depending on how it goes
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>>52217540
>asks my height
I have literally never been asked this by a grill online
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thread full of runts

dance for me aphids, dance!
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>>52217440
22 la

i'd sort of say the opposite and that my youth is being constantly reinvigorated by the internet. i'll see videos and want to travel or stupid jokes and laugh. i'm not facing enough of the world to completely to stone cold but it is harder and harder to feel youthful 2bh. especially when you finish uni and start doing post-grad shit. then you're like yer i'm old
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>>52217580
I'm sorry, Hans
Now we're all being eaten alive
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>>52217611
It's still going lad
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>>52217495
whats up lad, you can talk to me

>>52217522
wew lad that might be a bit too much


any of you lads seem requiem of a dream? i watched it last night before bed, not the best idea i've had tbhh
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>>52217572
can't browse any board desu. spoilers everywhere.
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>>52217572
Han Solo dies
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What do you if a girl starts twerking in front of you?
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>tfw half my Nana's family were wiped out in the Blitz

She hated the Jerrys but even she said the firebombing of Dresden was a crime and made her ashamed of her country.
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>>52217676

>wew lad that might be a bit too much

little babby nip can't handle his grub

fuck off
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I can't get over how much Star Wars™: The Force Awakens (Released 17.12.15 in UK cinemas) is being shilled on the internet.
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>>52217689
Call a ceritified lad and ask for his advice
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/spoiler/
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Leaked Tory election poster for 2020 lads
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>>52217668
>WWE
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>>52217703

fuck the krauts, fuck your nan and fuck you
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>She hated the Jerrys but even she said the firebombing of Dresden was a crime and made her ashamed of her country.
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>>52217722
god, that face is terrifying
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>>52217737
shitty post
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>>52217688
>>52217683
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>>52217706
not a nip lad, btw aren't you late for the mosque ahmed?
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>>52217737
>fuck your nan

Leave the fucking nans out of this
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>>52217737
keep it up hormones
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>fuck the krauts, fuck your nan and fuck you
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Boring PMQs
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fingering me bum ole at this thread
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>>52217756
>>52217737
>>52217703
samefag
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who here remembers this classic?
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>>52217792
>that woman that felt the need to ask a trump meme question
why are they allowed to speak shaking my head
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>>52217746
Does it look alright? As in blended together well?
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who the FUCK just talked shit on my nan??
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>>52217809
better luck next time la
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>>52217814
me on the right
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>>52217809
HAHA, you look like a RIGHT plonker now mate! XD
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*runs really fast*
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Swear I need to set up a fucking video camera in my room lads.

Someone keeps moving my stuff around its never where I leave it.
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>>52217799
Cheeky double dubs
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>dig a hole
>leave the coal be
labour will actually defend this
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>>52217809
quite good
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>>52217868
*sticks out foot*
*trips you*


haha did you see that lads abbsolute prat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=annuTcmB1rw
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>>52217864
>720x1280
>the current year
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>>52217873
carbon monoxide bruv

been getting headaches?
>>
What exactly is the Amazon Fire TV lads?
I bought one today not really knowing what it is (I had money to waste so why not), and I don't really get it. All the movies and stuff you have to pay to rent or buy. There's shit like iPlayer and stuff, but you can just go on the computer for all that. Is it essentially just a Netflix box where you pay Amazon monthly to get a catalogue of content?
>>
>tfw there is a German MP representing Birmingham

Bit weird ini
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Welcome to the common 4chan personity traits
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>>52217910
You need Amazon Prime really.
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why don't we have a parliament that has enough seats for all MPs?
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>>52217896
Fuck off billionaire
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>>52217884
*sits up*
*screams and writhes all my muscles autismically* (not a word)
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>>52217933
Yeah, it kind of feels like an empty box right now. I paid £70 just to have a digibox that only plays iplayer etc
>>
>It says here your hobby is "watching anime"? Care to explain a little more about that?
>>
>>52217945
ye we should really get rid of a few MP's
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>>52217930
only indifference to praise for me 2bh
>>
>Waiting on a bunch of deliveries from various companies
>Have to answer my phone to unrecognised numbers because some of them might be important
>Insurance, PPI, claims
Fuck sake
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>>52217896
>Why yes, m'lady, I do want an 8k display on my phone even though it's too small to see the benefit
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>>52217968
fun things are fun
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>>52217910

fucking bovine consumer automaton drone
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>>52217968
>I have no friends so I spend my time playing video games and watching anime
>I especially like moe anime with little school girls
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Out walking the dog
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>>52217981
good post
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Is wanking before a test beneficial?
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Cousin just had a baby lads, 8lbs 13oz
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unironically watching a ginger play runescape on stream
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>>52217930
But I don't have any of those.
What's wrong with me?
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>>52217983

The one day I was expecting a phone call from a friend, my phone rang and I answered to a fucking PPI call from some disgusting chav woman. I have never had a PPI call before or since that, and I hardly ever get calls from friends. Fucked me right off.
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You scumbag
You maggot
You cheap lousy faggot

It's current year. Why is this Christmas song still considered acceptable
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the fuck is disney shafting the british tax payer??
>>
have you ever met an angry dwarf?
I know 5 and they're always happy
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>>52218034
really really interesting to strangers
http://worldbirthsanddeaths.com/
hey look another one!
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>>52218006
is that a trenchcoat u fucking fagit
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI

wew got me feelin all christmassy lads
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>>52218050
can't ban Christmas unless your oliver cromwell
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>>52218042
gingers are cute desu
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got 3 days off
gonna visit some escorts
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>>52218050
They literally tried banning it 2 years ago
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VERY good question lads
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>>52218085
I know 7 and one of them's grumpy

t. Snow White
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>you will never fuck liz
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>>52218164
remember when they tried telling people to tell england flags down during the world cup in case it offended non english people
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>>52218209
>tell england flags down
GET DOWN FROM THERE
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http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/12/15/advert-against-rape-culture-portrays-being-a-woman-as-the-greatest-danger-of-all/
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>>52218050
Faggot is only gay for yanks mate
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Top 10 UK youtube stars

1. KSI
2. KSIs brother
3. Zoella
3. Zoellas brother
3. Zoellas brothers flatmate

>people consider themselves as "fans" of these talentless narcissistic fucks
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>>52217904
all the time
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>>52218209
who is "they"?
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>>52218259
dont know who any of them are
if you do youre probably still in school
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>>52218259
Amazing
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>>52218259
KSI is funny tho

Would love to have a game with him
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>>52218269
Lefties
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>>52218259
why isn't pewdiepie a british citizen by now
>>
>>52218259
only subscribed to h3h3 productions 2bh
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>>52218336
>unfunny yank shit making fun of yank shit
embarrassing
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>>52218313
literal child
arsenal fan
faggot
kill yourself
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>>52218269
the police/councils tried to say it was a hatecrime to display england flags on your cars/windows

it was all over the news
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>>52218336
papa bless XDDDD
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>>52218352
so is your life
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>this butthurt
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>>52218259

The top 10
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>>52218373
>using comebacks on 4chan
okay then m8
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>>52218352
>>52218259
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>>52218265
it's worth getting a detector fella:
>Chronic exposure to relatively low levels of carbon monoxide may cause persistent headaches, lightheadedness, depression, confusion, memory loss, nausea and vomiting.

they're pretty cheap, hope it's all good and you're just being fucked with by housemates
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>I think bombing Germany was a warcrime
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I like going to shopping centres to watch all the automatons march around performing their programmed robot tasks
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>>52218383
Hat Films are good lads
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>>52218420
fedora baiting
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>Sexist against men
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>>52218383
>you will never be a millionaire for being a loud obnoxious nigger
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>>52218433
there is literally not anything called that on that list
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>fedora posts during the day on a week day
>fedora poster is most likely a neet
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>>52218383
>Zoella's lisping bent bf is less popular than her
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-35112273

>Derby man, 86, 'clonks' burglar on head with walking stick

>He challenged the intruder before hitting him on the head with the stick, forcing the burglar to run off empty-handed
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>>52218383
>no Lindybeigh
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>>52218467
there is literally not anything in my post saying there was
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>>52218481
>he thinks there's only 1
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>>52218481
was there ever any doubt?

you literally have to be mentally ill to do what he does
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>>52218383
I remember spencer fc used to make ACTUAL content. But his viewership wasn't that great. Then he jumped on the "lol loud FIFA videos epic packs" bandwagon and is now on the top 10 list
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>>52218496
why are you replying to something completely unrelated like a retard then

fucking fuck your fuck you fuck
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>>52218494
he is shite
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>>52218489
See, British people don't need guns to defend themselves.
>>
>>52218532
It's not unrelated though, they're superior youtubers
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>>52218481
I literally fedora post at work
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>>52218528
>the "lol loud FIFA videos epic packs" bandwagon
what does this even mean
>>
>>52218547
No you.
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>Actually knowing and caring about youtube "celebrities"
>>
This thread is shit desu
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>>52218489
British people don't take shit.
Especially not those old bastards.
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>>52218566
even worse
>>
>right-wing weeb
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>I think there is only one fedora poster
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>>52218552
it's literally nothing to do with the top ten list

we could mention any and all youtube channels and it would still be relevant with your understanding. but notice how we're not because we're not utterly retarde and know how conversation works. fuck off now
>>
need videos of good debates lads
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>>52218575
Do Gabe and Yahtzee count?
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>>52218400
>>52218417
>>52218456
>>52218575
>>52218615
This guy right here just won the internet
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>need videos of good debates lads
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>>52218641
>Yahtzee
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:)
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>school's out
>fedoras start
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>>52218595
>even worse
For you maybe. I'm literally stealing a living whilst annoying autists.
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Would you?
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>>52218695
I just woke up
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>>52218695
school doesn't finish until the 22nd here

who are you talking about
>>
>>52218658
All me
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>>52218678
I don't get it
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>>52218699
you cant call anyone else an autist when you have fedoras saved on your work computer you bellend
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>>52218666
He's alright
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>>52218720
>I just woke up
iktf
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>>52218734
I post from my phone when I'm at work
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>>52218763
>having fedoras saved on your phone
jesus
>>
I remember when all the cool lads played pro evo and only sad gay kids like myself played fifa.
now it's the same except the sad gay kids are popular
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>>52218754
it's 8 am in yankland, you mong
>>
>need videos of good debates lads
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>>52218763
thats quite worse really.
>>
best job for shitposting from work?
>>
My gf
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>>52218820
Night shift security guard
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>>52218778

pro evo has always been shit
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>>52218832
nonce
>>52218838
>night shift
no thanks
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>>52218804
Not him, but I'm literally fedora posting from work too
>>
literally never seen any star wars films so i can browse every board without giving a shite
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>>52218778
This never happened, pro evo was always for unpopular melts
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>>52218820
medical machines operator
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>>52218849
But you can stay up and shitpost on /brit/
>>
afternoon hunnies
*giggles*
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>I don't fedorapost from work
>>
>>52218804
>>52218777
It's only a small fedora collection I have on my phone but it gets me through the day
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>wageslaves
>>
>>52218662
>>52218615
>>52218666
>>52218699
>>52218720
>>52218859
you absolute inhibited runt, I come here to chat with lads and sometimes discuss things - not be incessantly booed by some fucking half-wit pro memer whose motives are obviously beyond fucking reasoning as absolutely nobody has considered fedora posting of any laughable merit. Does the gimmick lay in the unreasonable mocking? Is that what you consider humour? You spineless germ, you meme-mule carry-on cultural urchin, why don't you get a hobby, germ? Why don't you satisfy your urges rather than escape them by posting bullshit all the time like the prissy little queen-fuck you are? I'd honestly club you, truly I would. I would club you then fire your body into the sun. Next time you post a fedora, stop and think about why your life is so shit and align the cause and effect and see what you come up with.

runt
>>
gf just blew 59 squids on a rug
>>
>>52218910
lol
>>
Anyone seen that film 'The Lobster' that's just gone up on KAT?

>In a dystopian near future, single people, according to the laws of The City, are taken to The Hotel, where they are obliged to find a romantic partner in forty-five days or are transformed into beasts and sent off into The Woods.
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>me in the car desu
>>
@52218913
(You)
>>
might go on a walk
>>
>you absolute inhibited runt, I come here to chat with lads and sometimes discuss things - not be incessantly booed by some fucking half-wit pro memer whose motives are obviously beyond fucking reasoning as absolutely nobody has considered fedora posting of any laughable merit. Does the gimmick lay in the unreasonable mocking? Is that what you consider humour? You spineless germ, you meme-mule carry-on cultural urchin, why don't you get a hobby, germ? Why don't you satisfy your urges rather than escape them by posting bullshit all the time like the prissy little queen-fuck you are? I'd honestly club you, truly I would. I would club you then fire your body into the sun. Next time you post a fedora, stop and think about why your life is so shit and align the cause and effect and see what you come up with.
>runt
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixp8dYqIvjM
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-35106581

>Trump getting cucked by cuckland

Quite embarassing really.
>>
watching a nice cumpilation
>>
>>52218915
what a cunt
>>
Important poll lads

http://strawpoll.me/6282159
http://strawpoll.me/6282159
http://strawpoll.me/6282159
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6282163
http://strawpoll.me/6282163
http://strawpoll.me/6282163
>>
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>>>/r9k/25030009
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>>52219087
Good poll :)
>>
>>52219145
Cheers mate, have one on me ;)
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>>52219005
>Former First Minister Alex Salmond said the latest court verdict left Mr Trump a "three-time loser".
>The Trump Organisation responded: "Does anyone care what this man thinks? He's a has-been and totally irrelevant."
B T F O
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>>52219106
>>52219087
Voted
>>
You guys know that leaving the EU won't stop migrants coming here right

davey boy still needs them to pay down debts
>>
>>52219187
not alone but its a step in the right direction
and immigration is hardly the only problem with the eu
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>I like Donald Trump
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>>52219187
But currently any eu citizen can come here. Brexit would let us choose who come over.
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>>52219170
Out-bantered
>>
>I dislike Trump
>>
>>52219214
oh we'll still succeed in trade and industry but
it terminates partnership working across everything from university research, climate change, conflict and crisis right down to setting standards against US trade pacts
>>
>>52219299
fuck the EU, I want powerful hoovers.
>muh climate change
fuck off
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>i care about yank politics
>>
>>52219321
it's spring m8
>>
MY BABY DONT MESS AROUND BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME SO AND THIS I KNOW FO SHOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
watching hollywood films is like putting black paint on your 3rd eye
>>
>>52219352
THANK GOD FOR MUM AND DAD FOR STICKING TWO TOGETHER CAUSE WE DON'T KNOW HOOOOOOOOOW
>>
>>52219087
I like to know that I am real.
>>
>>52219367
forget conspiratorial nonsense

it's bad enough that we pay twice to watch adverts

governments give them incentives and investments to shoot here. that money comes from us
we get charged for ticket
and in the end it's not even a film, just a feature length advert
>>
>>52219408
Hope this helps x
>>
new thread so i can post my good posts
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>>52219461
Thanks.
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>>52218666
That photo was from 2007, hats were still acceptable then. Like trenchcoat just after Maxtrix was released.
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Can anyone photoshop corb into this photo.
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just made a really nice lunch lads.
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>>52219526
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>>52219548

>>52219548

>>52219548

>>52219548

NEW THREAD
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>>52219554
'no'
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>>52219526
This one please desu
>>
read thread
>>52219538
>>52219538
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