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Brown water coming out of my asshole editie
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first for /balt/
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second for /lat/
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>asshole

fuck off yank
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>asshole
Fuck off yank
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>>52213841
haha paul you old enough for that pint fella?
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sixth for /v4/
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you have ulcerative colitis, your colon is dying OP
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>asshole
fuck off yank
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I got them, lads.
Panicked a bit because some old lady was walking down the aisle I was at, so just grabbed any old box. And just my luck, a qt grl was at the self service area. I don't think she noticed what I bought though.
Kind of annoying how Durex doesn't specify what size the condoms are though. I hope they fit.

>tfw not a virgin but every girl I've been with has been on the pill, so I've never had to use a condom before, making me feel like a virgin not knowing anything about them
My gf doesn't trust the pill for some reason
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doctor prescribed me xanax lads
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>asshole

good lad
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>>52213917

haha chill out dude!
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>>52213913
Good choice of jonnies anon, bit gay caring about her pleasure though init?
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>>52213903
Reckon it's the pork from last night desu

I've taken the day off work but I'm not happy about it. I have shit loads of stuff to do before Friday but I'll poo everywhere
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why are normies so embarrassed about buying condoms?
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>>52213940
Haven't had sex in about a year lad so I'll probably bust quickly. The aim is to make her cum first with the ribbed johnnies before I cum and embarrass myself
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>caring about her pleasure

Spotted the bender!
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>>52213973
>I'll probably bust quickly

not with a condom on you won't. enjoy your shitty sex.
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>>52213973
i see. also, in reply to your earlier post, they should fit. /pencildick/ here and they rarely slip off
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>>52213913
>My gf doesn't trust the pill for some reason
good, its not healthy man.
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the forecast said it wouldn't rain
it's raining

why do people lie to me?
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>>52213913
>she was walking down hoping that you would grab her old box
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>my gf
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>>52214096
Not their fault if you're so gullible.
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>>52214096
Because lying is fun m80
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Alright lads, as you know, I have diarrhoea. Problem is, I have no food in my house. I figure to combat the diarrhoea I need loads of food for the good bacteria to eat so they can fight the diarrhoea. I can ride my motorbike to Asda but I'm worried that it will vibrate stuff out of my bumhole.

1. How do you recommend I get to Asda?
2. What foods do I get to combat diarrhoea?
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>>52214188
1. Motorbike
2, Prune juice
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>>52213913
regular size dommies are for pinners
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going to watch NXT Takeover tonight desu

i'll be 2 rows back from the front row if you want to watch out for my /brit/ themed sign
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>>52214188
Plug your ass so it won't leak, eat lots of rice.
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>>52214188
I don't know
Water, bananas, applesauce, Gatorade (I don't know if you guys have Gatorade)
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>>52214188
Eat a lot of curry.
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another day on the dole
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>>52214218
>wrestling
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http://strawpoll.me/6281503
http://strawpoll.me/6281503
http://strawpoll.me/6281503
http://strawpoll.me/6281503
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>asshole
Fuck.off.yank
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>>52214241
>there are people on 4Chan RIGHT NOW who do not have their butt plug in
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>>52214188
gatoraide and soup tbqh
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JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT JUST FONT
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>>52214241
Rice is so boring though

>>52214261
Do you guys eat apple sauce on its own? We only eat it with meat here

>>52214265
Good idea


I might get some bread for toast but I only really want it with Nutella and apparently dairy is bad
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>>52214324
autistic andy everyone
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>>52214188
walk to asda, bring tactical tp and a pair of undies j.i.c.. Buy bread and rice and mayonnaise
for rehydration, mix 1tbsp of salt, 1tbsp of sugar and a half of squash. fuck this gatorade malarkey
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>>52214386
We don't normally eat it on its own. It's very good for settling an upset stomach though
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>>52214386
>Do you guys eat apple sauce on its own
yea, that's how we eat it here 90% of the time
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Lads I'm 22 and dropped out of Uni after my first year then went NEET because I was a lazy fuck, but now I'm a motivated wageslave who's thinking about going back there to get a degree in Economics or IT, think it's worth it in the long run?
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>>52214430
>economics
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>>52214386
>Do you guys eat apple sauce on its own? We only eat it with meat here

Literally what
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>>52214430
>IT
Rasheed
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>>52214386
I've heard ginger is great for settling the stomach, like a ginger beer or something
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>>52214386
>Rice is so boring though
Exactly. No chance of it upsetting your plumbing. Keep hydrated, but no need for gaytorade. Tea will do just fine.
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>>52214424
I sort of sympathise, but isn't it better in pie form?
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>>52214421
>fuck this gatorade malarkey
gatorade is literally made to rehydrate and replenish you for things like diarrhea, and it's the same as getting salt, sugar and electrolytes back in your system kek
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>>52214458
classic
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>>52214424
don't think many brits would put it past you uncivilized ruffians to guzzle condiments straight from the bottle

>>52214430
Do it lad, it's a laff and if you've got the grades to get into a decent uni it's probably worth it, if not you're already a wageslave what's a little debt gonna change
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>>52214444
It's only with pork
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Why didn't you lads go to work today?
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>>52214455
we dont really eat pies bro, i would RARELY eat a chicken pot pie and there was definitely no applesauce in it
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>>52214455
>apple sauce
>in a pie
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Alright Bane?
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>>52214470
>believing in advertising
Sure it is, bud. Sure it is.
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>>52214470
so it's got what plants crave? it's got electrolytes?
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anyone else?? x_x
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>>52214495

go to bed
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>>52214474
>uncivilized ruffians
t. Brit posting from Spain
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>>52214486
>implying I'm not at work
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>>52214477
>implying this makes it any better

>British """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>52214443
What's wrong with it? it's either that or Maths

>>52214447
fuck off yank

>>52214474
I'll probably be able to get into a mid tier uni at best and I don't mind the debt that much, my friend gave me the idea when he said he was thinking of going to Uni because he never did.

Before and if I do take the plunge I'd like to go travelling a little bit first.
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Fun fact, lads (because I work at Amazon and they scan us at the end of every shift to make sure we haven't nicked stuff)
Condoms make a scanner go off
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>>52214486
on the jsa lad

my sign on is tomorrow so i'll fake my booklet tonight - ez
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>>52214486
taking a few personal days la
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>>52214533

you're fucking retarded mate
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>>52214533
Why are you implying that pork and apple sauce is a bad thing when you presumably like both and have never tried it?
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>>52214549
Probably anything with a barcode on senpai
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>>52214495
Ah, the chicken pie is too creamy, go red or go sweet desu la.

>>52214499
>2015
>not eating everything in pie form
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>>52214486
work tonight m8, should be sleeping but whatever
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>>52214527
>browsing 4chan at the workplace

It's much worse tbqh lad
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Signed 2bh, it's ridiculous how Gerry Addams can walk around a free man while British soldiers are still getting arrested and jailed.

>To grant Immunity from prosecution to all British Forces involved in Op Banner

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/113728
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>>52214559
Woah you're really upset

>>52214560
I don't like pork or apple sauce.
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what should I get for dinner lads
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>>52214499

apple pie is effectively apple sauce encased in pastry
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>>52214421
>>52214421
Very good suggestions lad, I might put some toilet paper in my crack for the journey too.

>>52214454
I'll try and find some tasty looking rice
>>52214452
I'll get some ginger ale

I'm gonna get an apple pie too

>>52214486
Watery poo
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>>52214567
Wasn't in the box. I took them out of the box and put them all in my pocket. Didn't want to walk around with a big condom box and get embarrassed.
Ironically, the condoms went off and, if any normal person were searching me, would have asked me to empty my pockets. I shat myself. Luckily the person scanning me was lazy as fuck and just told me it's ok and to go
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>>52214590
Fairy bread
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>>52214588
Well then that's your problem mate
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>>52214590
>having breakfast on a cool winter's eve
descendants of people we could do without tbH
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>>52214430
>degree in Economics
if youre doing that you gotta go for the masters, bachelor's your much better off getting one in finance or accounting
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>>52214585
>lolicon spin off from an anime adaption of a shit ero VN

That's much worse desu senpai
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>>52214625
it's a summer night in relevant countries m8
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>>52214486
B-because I don't start till 1.

>>52214585
qts
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>>52214642
It is not.
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>>52214642
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>>52214588
rasheed
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>>52214632
In Japanese, moe can mean shonen too at the same time lad
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>the star wars "spoiler"

Does anyone even care? Character who was a million years old and who broke his hip filming because he's so full of dusty old bones gets killed off and, shock surprise, won't be appearing in future films.
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>>52214687
>acting as if any relevant animated tv comes from japan
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>>52214694
Pigs are so cute, idk how you can eat these desu
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>>52214711
Pokemon was pretty relevant. Dragon ball z too.
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>people getting called a wagecuck

What's the alternative? Being a NEET?
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>window cleaners

Are these cunts having a laugh? It's the middle of fucking winter. Fuck off.
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>>52214724
for yanks it's the equivalent of cannibalism
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Will Leicester win the league
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>>52214745
The official term is yawnsmug
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>>52214734
>Dragon ball z
i must have been the only kid that thought DBZ was trash, i tried so hard to get into it too
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>>52214758
Wahey Wahay Wahey Wahay *10 Minutes* *HD*
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>>52214745
Unless you are independently weathly (i.e you have enough liquid assets to survive without having to do anything for the rest of your life) then you are some kind of cuck.
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>BBC local radio debate about wether space exploration is worth it

Caller 1
>ooh noooo wot abart are NHS foondin
Caller 2
>u won't find anyfin up there need 2 luk close 2 'ome!
Caller 3
>the moon landing was fake
Caller 4
>ooh noooo wot abart are NHS foondin
Caller 5
>it's about big brother, they can spy on a car tax disc from space
Caller 6
>wot about all that pollution from the rocket ship thats not gonna help up
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>>52214724
t. Rasheed Bin Ham
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>>52214745
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>>52214776
In the end, we're all cucks.
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>>52214779
People with the strongest opinions and the least ammount of doubt are often the most ignorant. *tips*
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Don't think many people here know loneliness like I do.
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>>52214779
>labour voters
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THE KEY to Leicester City’s success is to avoid playing anyone decent, it has been confirmed.

The transformation of Leicester, a team of players who either look like bouncers or people who pick fights with bouncers, into title contenders has left experts baffled.

Some have suggested warlocks have engineered a body-swap with struggling champions Chelsea, while others believe high-profile Leicester fan Gary Lineker is simply lying about his team’s results on Match of the Day.

But manager Claudio Ranieri revealed that Leicester’s rise is down to ensuring they do not play anyone better at football than they are.

Ranieri said: “We accidentally played Arsenal in September and got thrashed, which taught us a valuable lesson. Playing good teams is a sure-fire way to drop points.

“Since then, we’ve avoided Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool, and Everton, all of whom have players who are much better than our players.”

At the other end of the table, Newcastle United manager Steve McClaren said: “At least 16 teams in the league are better than us, which is clearly unfair, and the only reason we’re 17th.”
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>>52214779
>tfw each of these individuals have just as much say in how the country is run as you do
its really a problem lmao
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>>52214805
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>>52214779
All moot points really since the UK """"""""space program"""""""""""" is a joke. The only ones doing the heavy lifting are the USA, China and Russia. I guess India also have a space program about sending poos into space or something.

The UK is just desperate for relevance as usual. A whole day's news dedicated to a guy going to the ISS, labeled important because he's British. What a crock of shit.
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>>52214760
No
I think it's difficult for Leicester to get even CL
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a cat cries out in the night
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>>52214486

I quit my job last April to go travelling and just returned last week. I went to 12 countries including 30 US states, Russia, China, Japan, Germany. I figured that putting my savings into a mortgage would be horribly depressing and that travel was infinitely more exciting.

Plan is to be an office monkey for the next couple of years and then travel again.
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>>52214858
good analysis
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>>52214836
>>52214810
>>52214760
Who else thinks Vardy and Mahrez are on some crazy as fuck performance enhancers?
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>>52214839
/int/ outside of generals is possibly the best example of mount stupid tbqh
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>>52214629
Thanks for the advice lad
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>>52214760
YES LAD
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>>52214858
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>>52214797
Sign me up. The only problem is I can't afford to live unless I work.
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>>52214880
i think its mainly shitposting tbf

except for canadians of course
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>>52214862
worm cries out in the night
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Bout to try and wank with lube lads haha. Ill report back and let u know how it goes
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>>52214760

the manchester city etihad corporation™ will bravely win it again
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>>52214517
y-yes
>tfw no cute nerdy bf ;_;

>>52214590
What OP had last night.
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>>52214836

Sorry but this is fucking dumb, judging a team by who they haven't played is just inherently wrong.

Leicester have been the best team in the league so far and that's why they are top
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>>52214779
>pollution
>in space
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>>52214884
i got degrees in econ and finance and can answer any of your questions (no memes)
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>>52214779
How exactly does the UK fund space exploration?
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*fingers your bum*
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>>52214938
poo in loo
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Does anyone else get this thing where if they don't eat, like even if it's just for a few hours they start to feel really wavy and weak? I think my dad gets it too and he refers to it as 'fading'. Like he'll go 'mate gotta get some grub in me soon cuz im fading a bit here' or whatever.

I'm fading right now tbqh.
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>>52214968
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
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>>52214841

True but if it inspires some kids to study STEM instead of SJW Studies then it's worth it
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>>52214938
poo where?
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>>52214983
you probably have low blood sugar
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>>52214968
get that out of there NOW
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>>52214930
I can rarely wank anymore unless I put a finger up my butt.

Such is the life of a faggot.
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>>52214983
Sounds like a blood sugar dealy
Go get a blood test
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>>52214938
sorry indianon

i think it's perfectly relevant to judge them for having not played anyone good.

>>52214983
this is type2 diabetes senpai
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>>52214937
what did he have
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>>52214895
They'll lose to City, Everton, and Liverpool too in the first half of the league I guess. Then they'll lose to other irrelevant teams sometimes in the second half, finally end up being outside top 4.
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Why do people always complain about the NHS?
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>>52214963

Well we funded Tim Peake, NASA pays Russia $76 million per astronaut so I assume we paid the same as that. Nobody on the radio mentioned the actual cost though.
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>>52215039

>gif

fuck off
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>>52214983
That's what happens to fat people
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>>52215039
Because it's on a very restrictive budget
And when you give people an inch they expect a mile
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Is buying GQ magazine gay?
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>>52215039
I've never known anyone to ever have a bad experience with the NHS, they've been amazing every single time I've visited.

I think it's a conspiracy to privatise it desu.
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>>52215073

buying any kind of physical media is gay
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>>52215042
We give many more millions to Pakis and the EU every day.
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>>52215073
Yes.
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>buying any kind of physical media is gay
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>Trump is literally the only person who shows leadership against ISIS
>everyone loses their minds and wants to ban him

>imams openly preach about beheading citizens and killing police and army
>silence
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>>52215081
becausr people have a tendency to leave things until the pain is crippling, then find out that there will be a delay for surgery or some shit
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9(nine) days until Christmas 2015
15(fifteen) days until the 1st of January 2016
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>>52215000
>>52215015
>>52215017
>>52215069
>tfw just learned I've got diabetes
ffs

i've never been fat in my life, i've always eaten like shit though.
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>>52215120
At this point all you can do is sit back and watch it burn. There is nothing to be done now, there is nothing that CAN be done.
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>>52215039
Because the conspiracies are true, the NHS literally had death panels that decide if people live or die. And we do have rationing.

Not directly, but when they decide to not give access to a certain drug or equipment in one location, they are effectively killing people.

The NHS is ranked as the most "effecient" health service in the world. Because that's what you want a health service to be right? "Effecient"? Oh sorry we can't afford the treatment that will save your life but I'll have you know that on average our costs to people treated is very high.

Very comforting.
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>>52215021
>Read the thread
He had pork and now he has watery poo
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>>52215017

No sorry you can't, let them play them and then decide if they're good or not

If you could've told me at the start of the season, Leicester have an easy run games up till January they'll do really well in the first half of the season, I would have respected that prediction, also they drew with United.

No reason, why they can't do a Wolfsburg or a Real Sociedad and challenge for the title, I think they've got the players and the mentality
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>>52215120
>>imams openly preach about beheading citizens and killing police and army
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>>52215120
Fuck off islamophobic bigot

The so-called "Islamic State" or Daesh if you will are NOT Muslims
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>>52215153
nah it's not necessarily diabetes, especially since you aren't fat. most likely it's low blood sugar, i had it when i was underweight

prolly good to go to a doc to rule it out though
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What kind of careers will the 1D boys have in the post-1D world?
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>non-Muslims clamber over each other to tell other non-Muslims what is islam or not
I think I'll trust what IS says about themselves over non-Muslims
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Finished my wank lads. Was good.
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>>52215219
Professional celebrities
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Trump is either a genius or has stumbled onto how to run a successful campaign in America.

Last election, Ron Paul was the candidate that everyone was memeing and the candidate that had the highest opinion polls.

As it got closer to the election, the media just dropped him and pretended he didn't exist. After they did this his polls crashed to the ground and he lost the election.

Trump's approval rating is again the highest of any candidate at 41%, but he's saying shit so the media is forced to acknowledge his existence. The more american liberals get upset and whine about him, the better he'll do.
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>>52215186
just stop man...
they are muslim
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>>52214963
10% of the ESA budget
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>consumerism is linked to sexuality
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>>52215153
Hold up lad. you could just be deficient in certain vitamins and/or minerals.

Go to the doctor and get it checked out.
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>>52215219
touring for the 40 y/o saddos who'll still follow them
selling new albums to the same saddos
appearing on shit channel 4 documentaries about music in the 2010's
maybe a proper job
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>>52215241
nah lad ron paul was always a fringe candidate here, and he is just like sanders even if he got in there's nothing he could actually do cause their campaigns are based on saying things people agree with without having any idea on how to implement them
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>>52215231
>tfw you kill hundreds of kaffur and they tell you you're not Muslim

Jesus how many of you guys do we have to kill before you get the message?
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Oh yay, here comes the angry mid-day /brit/s. Things that will happen in the next 2 threads:

>people posting pictures of england with brown people complaining about immigrants
>people complaining about Rotherham
>people calling other people Rasheed repeatedly
>people ironically claiming that people ain't no muslims, bruv
>someone will post a picture of Corbyn in a tracksuit
>someone will really go there and suggest nuking the middle east
>someone will suggest that pakis should leave the UK

and the world will keep spinning

i miss anything?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj7W91XuF3A
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>>52215272
It's kufar, not kafur.
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>>52215270
If he was a fringe candidate why did he poll consistently stronger than Obama?
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>>52215283
rasheed
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>>52215283
>people complaining about Rotherham
Don't forget the other 20 towns that have Muslim pedophile rings. But yeah, getting angry over that is bigoted and pathetic....
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>>52215219

Liam and Harry will have succesful solo pop careers ala Gary Barlow and Robbie Williams

Niall will end up on the voice Ireland or some other shitty talent contest

Will reunite in few years for mega reunion tour
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>>52215117
There are white children there, they were just relegated to the rear for the photo.

The most rampant racism is among the media.
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>>52215283
Those things happen in most threads desu, it does seem to peak around midday though.
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>>52215283
Yeah, you forgot the spanish faggot who posts shit.
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>>52215294
how was he polling stronger than obama when he was never running against him at any point? they don't do polls for one parties primaries against another, just the final election.

maybe you're just getting confused and thinking about an approval rating poll or something, cause he had a small but extremely loyal supporter base.
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>>52215252
>>52215194
doctors are stupid though

sometimes this will happen up to twice a day, sometimes it doesn't happen for months and months on end.
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>>52215307
POO
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>>52215241
Brand awareness. When Susie the Housewife goes to make her uninformed vote like she does every year, she doesn't recognise "Jeb Romnoid", "Bernie Sandlestein" or "Randy Paulson". But she's heard about that Mr Trump all over the news and it's all the girls at her yoga class talk about so she puts the X next to his name.

Same reason Coca-Cola and McDonalds still advertise even though they have ridiculous market shares. They just want to stay in your mind.
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I'M HERE IN ENGLAND - UK - AND IMMA BOUT TO SAMPLE SOME TRADITIONAL GRUB

FIRST STOP IS YORKSHIRE , HOME OF THE PUDDING AND GRAVY, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT.
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>>52215340
I am talking about approval rating. Paul's was the highest of any candidate.
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>>52215343

>doctors are stupid
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>>52215362
yes and?
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Why do you hate Bulgarians
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>>52215297
Is it okay that I think Corbyn is based?
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>>52215388
rasheed
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>>52215343
>>52215364
Muslim doctors are literal proof you don't need to be smart to be a doctor.
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>>52214779

>these 'people' are allowed to vote

this is why democracy is a deeply flawed system, some form of oligarchic meritocracy with strict qualification to get into the ruling elite would be best
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>>52215384
coming over here stealing our jobs
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>>52215388
yea if you admit you don't live in the real world but a world of idealistic fantasy
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>>52215339
ayyy frog, check yoself, FN got burnt

>>52215322
must be the opinions of """"""working""""""" people

>>52215305
I genuinely don't think it's pathetic or bigoted to talk about, but unless you have an insider scoop on an up and coming pedofile ring, I can read it online bruvva, your uninformed opinions seriously affect DISCOURSE
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>>52215343
Yeah those dumb doctors don't know what they're talking about, they're probably paid by Monsanto to spread lies too amirite?
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>this is why democracy is a deeply flawed system, some form of oligarchic meritocracy with strict qualification to get into the ruling elite would be best
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>African girl at my work who's thick as shit and can't speak English properly is doing a masters degree
>I currently boss her around but she's eventually going to get a better job than me due to affirmative action which is the only reason she got into uni

Sucks being a straight white male 2bh
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>>52215391

>get a worthless medical degree in bumfuckistan
>come to britain
>NHS gives you a job as a doctor within 2 second of you setting foot off the plane
>you can fiddle with as many white kids as you want
>if you get caught claim racism

why do we allow this?
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called in sick today lads, going to have a snoozeroosky hahahaha waaahey waaahey waaahey
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GLIB FACSIMILE
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https://twitter.com/PDangerously/status/676736925005389824
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Just pulled a crazy long grey hair out of my fringe lads haha
One down, several hundred to go! hahaha
hahahahha kill me
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>>52215428
I get to write in Hispanic/Latino here despite being completely european ancestry =))))
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>Fox News host Megyn Kelly on Wednesday assured children viewing her program that both Jesus Christ and Santa Claus were white men even though some liberals were trying to make them black.

DATS RITE
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just did a poo and got no paper what do lads

reply quick it's drying fast
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egalitarian technocratic meritocracy when?
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>>52215442
things that don't happen: the post
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>>52215364
>>52215391
i just mean i dont like going to see them.

>>52215419
dunno who monstanto is
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>>52215414
Tripled their number of regional representatives, now more than socialist reps, highest number of electors ever. The fire rises.
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>>52215422


I'd be happen to let the geniuses of the country rule over us instead of some twat who was born into a rich artisto family and went to eton
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>>52215473
Just let it naturally decompose la!
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>>52215479
>egalitarian technocratic meritocracy
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>>52215390
No lad, I can poo in loo.

>>52215412
Sooo... not okay?
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taking a chance
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>I'd be happen to let the geniuses of the country rule over us instead of some twat who was born into a rich artisto family and went to eton
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>>52215487

Naive SJW Student: The post

I used to be a socialist poofter when I was a teenager as well, don't worry lad you'll grow out of it eventually once the world has kicked you in the balls enough times
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>>52215526
alri arr tone?
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>>52215488
>monsanto
a major biotech company specialising in producing pesticides and more resilient crops.
They are treated like the boogeyman by liberals.
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>>52215524

>I lick the balls of my social betters on command
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>>52215533
lmao look@u
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alri lads
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>>52215533
Silly Boy: The Post
Calling others out for being teen because you are edgy doesn't work.
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>>52215526
Tone! I'll get the drinks out, you sit down mate! I was just listening to some Ronald Reagan speeches, but I'll turn 'em off mate!
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Don't care about SJWars desu
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Why are leftists trying to rebrand Jesus as an Arab?

People who live in the Levant right now are not arabs, Syrians are almost white.

And this is without nothing that Jesus was around before the dark skinned arabs came to the Levant.
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>>52215573
I was
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>>52215538

They do have some shit business practices though. I read an article about some farmer who was sued for growing their crops without a trademark waiver or something. What really happened was a few seeds from an adjacent field that was using monsanto products blew into his.
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Rate my kitchen lads
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gona make a bacon, lentil and cabbage stew for dinner lads. a nice hearty winter dish. cant wait 2bnh.
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>>52215611
nice i want to walk around in it haha
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>>52215600
>syrians are almost white
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>>52215589

teenager detected
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>>52215600
Mate I'm a Christian and Jesus would have looked more like that than the western paintings.
Also, why is everyone acting like that image is new? I remember seeing that image on a tv show about he subject when I was like 8.

Adam and Eve also would have been a more mahogany colour btw
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>>52215573
Mate! based Tone's just shown up, I'll order us a pizza and we can go out and burn down Holyrood later!
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Does anyone remember 05:00-06:30 this morning. Things were great. Nice to remember the good times, comfy.
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>>52215623
I'm going to eat a packet of monster munch and a pepperami
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