meanwhile in 14th century /int/.....
>>52215144
>posting shit straight from reddit
>>52215144
>strolling through the city
>with a fair maiden by my side
>peasant spots myself
>'your physique is sure grand, sire'
>'for thyself'
>>52215211
>preparing for the midsummer festivities
>it's time
>I get to start the fire
>the fire rises
>mine own carriage turned over
>no survivors
Unite the Moorish people we shall.
>SHARE THE IDENTITY OF THE DREAD BANDIT BANE
>FOR WHAT PURPOSE DOES HE DON THE SHROUD
>>52215144
tongue cow asshole for a bit and pick my ass in my mud hut
>>52215144
Pedro I el Cruel is not my king. Enrique Trastámara will lead Castile into a new age of splendor and wealth.
>>52215144
>fuck this gay Roman Church
>brb going to Bosnia and join up with the heretics
okay so "australians" "united statitians" "norgayans" and all other poor as fuck savage ppl are not allowed to post here
write in the mud and dance around your fire or whatever custom you have there in inbred lands
the superior 100% white, educated, noble, rich and powerful hungarians will rule this place in CENTRAL EUROPE till eternity
we will also stop towelheads, if the pesky germans with bazillion little kingdoms (lel) would stop poking us
feels good to be a regional power
>>52215415
Nordic heritage huh?
>>52215144
Stop killing yourself and help us reso0lve the issue of who is pope now!
All the elector counts keep shitting this up.
>Tfw I have to learn italian and czech, as they are also imperial languages.
>>52215506
are you fucking stupid
im an alien you dumbfuck
14th century was the century where we noble Flemings invented the stock-market, in the hanze city of Bruges. A trade route of the hanze cities was developed from Bruges all the way to Novgorod.
We were rich, powerful and the top of civilisation.
>>52215501
>Hungary
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>all these mainlanders
I didn't think that such filth was privy to congregate in such a quarter.
Long live the king, peasants.
>>52215597
>WE WUZ HANSA MERCHANTS
The lions are on our walls, mylord.
>>52215178
reddit-4chan crossboarders are the scourge of both sites. When they see something they like on one site they are unable to contain themselves and must immediately post it to the other for upvotes or (you)s
ooga booga
ooga
>tfw shitscrawling on some berrypickers cave wall
>>52215554
>>52215635
>>52215648
>>52215679
>>52215720
savage shitholes not allowed to post
this is high noble development thread! only rich countries must post!
germans who are not even germans but saxons or whatever bumfuck nowhere minikingdom denizens should watch their dirty mouth too
>>52215783
You're talking to the Teutonic Order you mongol, you're lucky Poland and Lithuania are in the way, otherwise you would've been annexed already you horsefucking shits.
click click click clik
(if anyone needs me ill just be watching my shit dry to establish the temperature for the rest of the week)
>>52215144
Hark I have hurd of a land across the sea, which is completely empty of intelligent life, but those filthy Spaniards have gotten there first.
where is my tribute, slavshits?
>>52215864
Not really, but yeah they were pricks.
pricks that built a pretty modern state and a lot of castles,streets etc...but still pricks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFO30UvGfcA
>>52215864
we gave you land and rights and you used it to rape and pillage on our lands
so we expelled you, come again and we will shove your thieving hand back up your arse
I have discovered how to make my VHS's go backwards
>>52216111
The teutonic order was in hungary?
Please educate me on that one, we don't have this in history lessons since it is only a pretty minor part of german medieaval history.
>>52215635
go chimp out around your penis statues dirty pagan animal
the tribes that say we shouldn't allow palefaces to visit our lands from across the Great Waters disgust me. This kind of xenophobia has no place in the New World. It's 1492 for crying out loud. What harm could these gentle men of fighting age possibly do to us?
#SettlersWelcome
*coughs*
>>52216139
>pagan
That was almost 100 years ago you fucking idiot, get annexed by France or something, maybe you'll be relevant then.
>>52216169
>14th century
>1492
>native american education
>>52216169
>14th century
>1492
..*cough*
Anyway. i am looking east and these pesky byzantines sure ain't looking good.maybe should we help them against those 'ottomans'
>>52216169
The Pale Face burned tribes to the south. we shouldn't risk them coming our lands.
>>52216169
That's 15th century sealshit.
This is why we're nomadic, because we're always trying to stay away from you prophetic, seal clubbing, drug filled deer piss drinking weirdos.
>>52215144
>shitpost as a biggest country in Europe
>>52216252
>and call others irrelevant
>>52216200
The truth is that we have been more relevant that you ever were at any time in history, you mudhut-dwelling savage in a rightful backwater of the Muscovy.
REAL NIGGA HOURS
bang some mutha fucking rocks together and pick your nose
>>52215597
That lasted all the way until we tried to kick the Spanish out.
Fucking protestants
>>52216234
You dolt, Columbus crossed the ocean in 1492, we're in the 1300s. Unless you are talking about some lost Viking ship landing in 'Markland'.
>>52216296
>belgium
>relevant
Your only reason for existing is to allow Englishmen and Germans to invade France.
>>52216413
still orders of magnitude more relevant than Estonia
>>52216413
what the fuck is over here
>>52216413
t. buffer state
>>52216386
I mean if that
came from any other
country I'd take it seriously but i mean your kinda a non-
country sooooooooo yeah sit you shiny bloody belinion shit
>>52216476
The state that BTFO's poles and lithuanians time and time again
>>52216503
t. irrelevant HRE duchy
>>52216556
oh well hello there
>>52216556
Turkey?
This land belongs to the Moors!
>>52216666
What's a Turkey, my southern quadruple homonumerical friend?
Hankering for a nice quick war with France desu
>>52216666
whoa
i think it was Atlantis
legends say they had VCRs and had sex with animals
>>52216556
Sweden?
Russia?
>>52216666
>>52216840
>there are plebs here who haven't heard of the great Teutonic Order
Damn peasants, I swear, praise virgin Mary more you dirty groveling shits
>>52216937
Ah yes, Germans
post battle ready maidens
>>52217063
>>52216138
yes
after taking christianity hungarians invited germans into hungary
settlers basicly
to show an example? to make it easier to spread christianity
it was successfull so we invited the Order aswell in 13th century
settled in transylvania
however within a few years they showed their true face (like in the baltics) and we forced them out
>>52216538
admit it, you're just not very bright
>>52217063
"im not like the other ladies"
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP
The Father of the New Testament, the God of Love, does not want to to wear the sign of the tool of torture His Son was (supposedly and only in appearance, because he was pure Spirit) martyred upon. The Church of Rome isn't my Church. They're a bunch of corrupt pigs and probably satanist tpp. The Devil is the lord of this world, not God. Join the Pure Ones, only pray outside and only use the words our Lord Jesus gave us: Suprasubstantial bread not daily bread ok? And marriage is a sin.
t. Good Christian, Friend of God
>>52218095
Didn't know that.
A shame they were so dickish, they could have been gret guys if they were just a bit less imperialistic.
MUST
KILL
AUSTRALIA!
>be Medicus
>heal some poor fucks
>walk down the streets to buy herbs
>suddenly some dude in powerstance in front of a huge carriage
>"Dr Pavel, I am Inquisition"
>>52215144
Be a nice merchant and a loan shark untill an angry mob murders me and my familly, no biggy, this world is nothing compared to the afterlife, such is life for the chosen ones
>>52218565
If I took off the marmulke, would it hurt?
>>52216937
>BTFO poland and Lithuana
>get annexed by same countries
huh?
>>52215399
Don't you mean Abo people?
>>52215144
It would be the hundred years war for us then
>Tfw no kipchak gf
>still in debt
fuck this world
>>52215864
>""Teutonic"" """"Order""""
>annexing anything
Pay tithes.
>>52216029
You could always try coming here and getting it yourself, chink.
>>52215144
The braves and I are gonna do Pecking Crow a favor and tie his fucking ass to an anthill
>you will never live in glorious Mississippian Culture
>you will never be buried in the great mounds of the south along the great river
>tfw must eat chicaguas to keep wendigo away
>>52219233
I got buried in your mom's great mound and ate her chicagua
>>52219397
You ate her onion...
Dont mind me, just living in a forest surving off of the land while being in tune with nature in our simple peaceful way of life
>>52219455
I did. Mon petit chou...
>>52219824
Got any wild rice?
REVOLT
FUCKING FRENCH AND THEIR FUCKING TAXES
GET OUT OF MY TOWN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WUZ
>>52220191
>>52220368
KINGZ
>>52219910
I've got some wild oats for you
>>52220442
Algonquin, I want wild rice from your marshes.
>>52220023
11 JULY 1302 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
TAKE A BATH OF DEAD FROG AHAHAHA
Honi soit qui mal y pense :)
>>52220464
Well... I'd be happy to sow my wild oats all over your marsh but I'm Chinook and don't know what rice is
>>52215597
>where we noble Flemings invented the stock-market,
>belgisch onderwijs
>>52215144
>Walking around as a free land owning peasant.
>All other peasants in continental europe are serfs.
>kek
>>52219053
fuck off slavshit
that times, when we ride yuropoors and slavshit will come
just wait and prepare womans and slaves
>>52221252
hmmm, what do you mean?
>>52221252
>>52221345
Woah, potentially multiple-Kazakhs on /int/
>>52221434
its bad
this one is a fucking retard
I want to whup his ass
>>52221493
I-in a sexy way?
>>52221434
just've found the way to get round the Great Golden Horde Firewall, it was hard this time.
>>52221530
its a secret
oy vey you anti semitic goyim
>>52218894
Have some sense of reality, Wend, you have more chance to unite the Saracen nightsoil skins.
>>52221686
But you are at the height of your symbiosis with the palefaces, you are the salmon and they are the stream (and grizzlies)
>>52221574
Oh great horse archer, teach me your ways so that my people may stave off the Europeans some day (and then conquer those goddamned Tillamook)
>>52222023
he is a dumbshit
>>52215144
>be heretic
King Catholic, fight against king; King Bogumil for king; Catholic, against king, for king against Hungarians, against Venetians, against Turks, against Serbs, against Pope
Why does everyone want to wipe us out?
>>52222077
I love you Bosnia-kun.
Why aren't you bogomil anymore?
>>52222427
Turks from the east, Papists from the west
Better Muslim than a Papist
>>52222749
Bogomil beliefs >> islam though
you should have sticked to it
>>52221084
Dude, I live close to the building where the first stock-market was found, called Ter Beurze in Bruges.
>Handelaren kwamen bij elkaar in een huis dat ofwel eigendom was van ene Van der Buerse ofwel een beurs aan de gevel had hangen. Men suggereert dat de naam beurs hiervan afgeleid is. In 1309 werden de bijeenkomsten geïnstitutionaliseerd en werd het bekend als de Beurs van Brugge. Het concept zou zich snel verspreid hebben in de lage landen en vergelijkbare handelskantoren werden geopend in Gent en Amsterdam.
https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effectenbeurs
It is your education that is clearly lacking.
Maybe look up something before you make yourself look stupid.
>>52225682
Nuh uh, the first stock market was invented in Amsterdam to reduce liability for Dutch East Indies expeditions. It *merged* with the Brussels stock exchange in 2000. I'm making a board game partially about Dutch exploration and competition against the Portuguese, Spanish and British. The Belchin's aren't invited
