I'm not sure if you're all playing a game and never bothered to inform me or you're all so deluded that you actually think Australians are tough.
The truth is Australians are some of the most pampered people on the planet. By day they waddle around their temperate cities wining and dining on multicultural delicacies from around the world. While at night they gorge on copious amounts of meat while shitposting on the internet about how tough they are, how big their spiders are (most are average at best) and how much they would "fuck a cunt up".
But the truth is far from reality. I've seen it with my own eyes. Why is it that they lie like this? Why do they try so hard to assert their 'manly man down under' image when it's so distant from reality it hurts?
They pretend they're "easy going" but react violently to anything contrary to their world view. They claim to be hardy and strong but shiver on 10 degree days. And, while summer is hot, it is rare for an Australian to spend more than ten minutes without an air conditioner blowing cool air down his ass crack.
What's the deal Australia? Why do you talk yourself up on the internet so much?
literally who. i don't see it.
>>52215118
>They claim to be hardy and strong but shiver on 10 degree days
10 degrees is pretty fucking cold t b h
>>52215118
two nukes weren't enough
>>52215118
>They claim to be hardy and strong but shiver on 10 degree days
>come from far southern hemisphere
>mostly very hot
>shiver in unusually cold weather for the place
>LOL UR FUKIN WEAK KID
>>52215314
thanks for the support, greatest ally
>>52215342
i mean, i'd shiver on -35°C days too
>This gook thinks I shiver when its 10 degrees
>mfw I don't
>mfw this gook unironically would melt and commit bukkake when the temperatures reached 35+ with high humidity
>mfw I would just stand there laughing at his ass
The coldest temperature I have ever experienced was -2C and it was hell
>>52215118
honestly though, /ANZAC/ posters and specifically Aussie posters are fair, if you make a good point or post a good meme they'll acknowledge it.
They are a million times better than Americucks
Jap summer is no joke either. Its humid as hell and you can't buy deodorant anywhere so you have no choice but to stink out everyone within 10km
apparently gooks don't have BO due to being subhumans or something.
lets be real
100 Kiwis vs 100 Aussies we would win, no word of a lie
>>52215655
debateable
>>52215680
>THIRTY FOUR TO SEVENTEEN
>>52215710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLVCmkiMOo
>>52215710
Thank you for making the shit states hate rugby so they could start following a real sport instead.
>>52215759
but surely the BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS could beat the puny, weak New Zealanders
NOPE
>>52215408
kekd at commit bukkake
because people believe Australia is still its 1950's/1960's stereotype. Infact Dame Edna came from a show called The Adventures of Bary Mckenzie which accurately portrayed the worlds view of Australia during the early 70's. Its outdated, that is all
>>52215408
>commit bukake
>mfw
>>52215655
>>52215799
it's kinda hard for anyone to beat a buch of roided up gorillas.
>>52215118
why are you posting on /int/ when you should be working your 16 hour shift in the office, shinji?
