>1.55
>45kgs
>Female
>Need to spend a month in India starting Jan 5th.
How the fuck do I survive? Can I buy a gun?
>>52213896
>femanon
why are you going there then
>>52213920
work
Don't go on buses
>>52213926
if you fear india so much, you could have chosen something else
>>52213896
Make an "I have AIDS" t-shirt.
>>52213944
Making a "I am a toilet witch" t-shirt would be more effective
>>52213896
are you chink or viet girl? 155 is a dwarf but average height for japs
>>52213896
Cover up, avoid eye-contact with the more lecherous men... actually fuck it their all pretty lecherous cunts, avoid going anywhere alone (never after dark!) and watch yourself or avoid public transport as they're liable to probably start jerking their cocks at any given instant.
When I was working over there for a few months setting up a place it was a nightmare to get some of the female staff back home in one piece when they where doing shift work.
submit so it will end sooner
>>52213896
post feet
>>52213896
Pay me to go with you.
>>52213896
Lol. Truth is you'll be like COMPLETELY fine. Ppl on this board tend to be angry about India for some reason. Robe honest most Indians are very nice and you will not have any problem whatsoever when you arrive!! That being said, you should take into account that they don't have the same standard of cleanliness all the time. Just stock upon some hand sanitizer. Hope your time there is fun and rewarding (=
>>52213896
DESIGNATED STRAYAN RAPING STREETS
>>52213896
inb4 some anon posts the new of an aussie girl being brutally raped in India by an entire town
>>52213896
Which part?
>>52214072
Saket
>>52214040
t. Janush Pajeet Salman Rajeshabad Patel
Buy some pepper spray (OC), it's probably legal there.
>>52214040
True, most of the inner city sorts of places are pretty decent, out in the 'burbs' so to speak, it can get a bit fucking crazy.
Oh- don't drink the water (ever) and don't try the 'street food' unless you really feel like shitting out your entire liver and lower intestine
show tits
>>52214115
Or a taser.
Muahahahaahhhaha
I remember ye, ye posted urself on int face thread yesterday
>>52214040
t. Panjeet Tamur
>>52214146
Post
>>52214121
Lol. I can. See you've actually been there! Lol
>>52214165
Search in archive
She posted her foto with her height 1.55
>>52214040
t. panjeet poolephant from reddit
>>52213896
About time for you to lose your virginity.
>>52214189
or, non shitposter
prepare your anschsluss
>>52213896
You should get yourself a STD so raping you at least comes with a price. Rape is culture in India
>>52214154
I'm not Indian at all lol. I promise! Truth is you can be a part of another culture without hating all other cultures!!
>>52214105
>Saket
meh.
>>52214227
>not hating all other cultures
That's why you're weak, America-kun.
murica
>everyone should be like us
>>52214227
>lol
>>52214228
>>52214208
Too bad I have been to india myself and have seen how it really was.
The bus I was in literally roadkilled a women and the busdriver loled his tits off.
>>52214105
Not as bad as memes would lead you to believe. Invest in this >>52214141 if only for peace of mind.
>>52213896
I'm guessing your white
-Don't live by yourself
-when you go out be with host family, male colleagues house mates.
-Don't be an idiot and do things like be drunk on the streets
-Don't eat street food or drink tap water
-Keep your distance from over-enthusiastic locals( don't really need to say this), if your only there for a month, don't trust anybody, no need to.
-Avoid public transport, even if you're using things like Uber look at driver reviews and be super vigilant in any situation
-Carry tissues, wet wipes, hand sanitizer everywhere
-Try to have fun/be positive, India is an easy place to get depressed and a month is a long time
-Cities are probably the worst places to be, Delhi is know for being really pervy/dangerous
-If your backpacking by yourself, find a partner who'll travel with you, stay in places recommended on the internet/lonely planet. Some hostels are garbage in India, better to plan ahead.
>>52214040
This desu
My sister worked in India for like a year
>>52214258
how do i be like a pole?
>>52214227
t. Devansh Rajput Ganesha Nair
>>52214277
t. borat sagdiyev
>>52214286
Why are there so many "Hotel Gaylords" in Delhi?
>>52213896
>>52213896
Carry a shard of porcelain on you. Say that it's from a toilet witch and it will curse anyone you stab.
>>52214372
>>52214346
t.Toilet prakash khan
>>52214178
heh, yeah did 3 months in a contract there setting up some stuff.
As a bloke the only things that really made me get close to death was the taxi drivers, actually anything on the roads is a guaranteed fatality near heavy vehicles or buses. They will run your arse over and not give a fuck, hell they probably didn't notice anyway or at least pretend convincingly enough that it's not their fault.
But yes, secure all personal possessions near the squat toilet, cause whatever goes down there isn't coming back out again!
I think I left a kidney in Chennai from 'mystery meat', aside from that its not a bad place.
>>52213896
since we'll be seeing them on the news when they find your body anyways, mind showing tits?
>>52214040
t. Pajeet Shitjab
>>52213896
This is what you are in for in India
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts
>>52214467
Chennai is a tamil capital city
People there are no different from the blackest africans or abos
Hahahahaa
Guess u visited it when the weather was not so hot
>>52214277
Hi Friend, big fan of your work.
Gaylord is a very popular Christian first name in India lots of Goans and Magalorians name their kids this.
>>52214467
Chennai blows
Tamils are yucky
>>52214553
Lol. This would bother me if I was Indian!! But I'm not )=. Australia is another nice country I have been to however... And I honestly would still recommend the hand sanitizer!! (But mostly for the spiders!!)
>>52214227
t. Gurinder Rameesh Takinder
>>52214870
I don't quite understand how you developed this writing style?!!! =^}
>>52214918
sounds like a femanon to me desu
Also thinking of going to India desu but I think I can handle myself against any pervy small-dicked manlet Indians who might try and attack me, unless they gang up and poo on me.
>>52214918
>I don't quite understand how you developed this writing style?!!! =^}
By being FOB
>>52214970
>unless they gang up
they will, all the time you hear 10 indian guys beat a guy to death then rape his wife/gf
Dont go to india, youre better off in a civilized place like dubai or singapore etc
>>52215070
Dubai is a fucking shit-tier plastic boring fake place, I would rather spend a year street shitting in Delhi than a day there.
OP, when you arrive, don't just fucking poo anywhere, you filthy animal. There are designated streets for fecal relief.
>>52214227
>I'm not Indian at all lol. I promise!
>>52213896
Enjoy your brown rape baby
>>52214918
Probably the Romans (since they one red romanji). And the the emotes are proto emoji.
>>52213939
this.
>>52213896
take lube with you, at least it will be less painful.
>>52215115
t. rajesh poopoowala
go back to your degenerate (literal) shithole then you cancerous fucking diaspoora
>>52215230
usa is cancer
>>52215230
t. Mohammed bin-Mohammed ibn Mohammed
>>52213896
Just don't go. Is your job really so important that you're willing to be gangraped by shit covered monkeys?
>>52214572
>Guess u visited it when the weather was not so hot
Nope, being paid $23,000 per month 'fix this shit at any costs' I don't care about the weather.
Rain, hail, shine... 99% humidity and 43C, job had to be done.
>>52214792
>Tamils are yucky
Not really, that fucking accent though is thick enough to cut with a knife.
You get some classic cases though with the accent + Victorian era English vernacular and sentence composition
>>52215723
> $23,000 per month
tone it down a bit to make the story believable.
>>52213966
underrated post
>>52214970
Are you a bird?
Tbh youll have more fun if you go with some British Indians who have connection
>>52213896
If you fuck me on a weekly basis i'll be your bodyguard, for free.
>>52213896
It's hardly considered rape if you don't resist
Don't be crazy OP
>thinly disguised india hate thread
>>52214121
>don't try the 'street food'
this tbqh
>>52214141
Or a gun
>>52216202
who gives a shit, like any thread on /int/ doesn't end up being like this
>>52216202
Woman just want some advice how to survive against indian rape gangs.
How is this India hate thread?
>>52215900
I usually make somewhere between 140-230k a year, it tends to vary a bit on how much work is available.
>>52216056
Was going to meet a couple of Indian lads I know.
>>52214650
What's up?
>>52216292
>Trying to link up with femanons on 4chan
Please stop
We took a family vacation to India once and some creep would just flash his cock at my sister (who was like 12).
What followed was pretty brutal
>>52216276
>Implying they would even try
I bet they will stare at her for an hour and later approach her to ask the time
>>52216346
???
>>52216364
RIP Dutchanon's sister's hymen
>>52216364
ohohohoh fuck yeah
>>52216276
look at the OP flag.
Australians here aren't capable of anything apart from funposting
>>52216364
was she raped?
always thought of India of a nice but poor country, no south American cartels to behead you or Muslims to behead you
>>52216276
ruskie believes in spurdo
>>52216317
Nothing much another day in paradise, Don't want to write my personal statement for Post Grad Uni's. Fucking hate writing about myself
>>52216403
>Implying a small Indian willy would penetrate deep enough to do anything to a white girl's hymen
>>52216438
It mostly is a fairly nice-ish sort of place really.
But, have a look up 'D Company' organised crime syndicate
They're fucking brutal.
>>52216457
it's cool bro, i wish you luck
>>52213896
If they try to rape you just use one of these and pretend you're a toilet witch
>>52216462
So all those girls kidnapped by Asian gangs were fine then?
OP proving that women really are for sale. Enjoy getting you holes stuffed.
>>52216534
it's cool bro, it was a prank
HAHAHAH don't forget to take the poopie for a roopie HAHAHAH
>>52216545
>autism
>>52216532
>>52216580
>everyone knows that, desu.
>>52216285
>140-230k
holy hell whats yer job?
also, just paint your face brown, wear the indian hijab or whatever its called and no one will notice :^)
>>52216534
They were kidnapped by Pakistanis, they have bigger willies than you.
>>52216285
Probably in australia. No one here will pay that much to some foreigner, a fucking australian at that
>>52216599
t. Mohmad Ahmed from bradford
>>52216599
t. Islam is a religion of pieces.
>>52216568
Dich is too little, Girl is fine, Raping is no doing anything, Pls do checking
>>52216598
Primarily electrical, RF and optical engineering- I do design and project management of new telco networks, add to that a bit of operations experience as well
>>52216626
Pay peanuts, get monkeys mate.
>>52216599
Once again proving yourself to be massive cuck Nigel
>>52213896
don't go to ghettos, don't be alone with men, bring your bf everywhere
>>52216757
>add to that a bit of operations experience as well
what age are you aussie?
the exact same thread was posted a few weeks ago about Papua New Guinea
>>52213896
poo in loo
>>52216800
>bring your bf everywhere
implying that will prevents Indians from raping her!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Delhi_gang_rape
>>52216810
Early 40's
>>52216757
Girl in EE? Thats like unicorn tier rare.
On topic, pocket knifes, pepper spray, tazers. Shitskins are fucking cowards, they run as soon as they encounter any real resistance. speaking from experience here. Go their eyes and throat, since i doubt youre strong enough to do enough damage if you go for center mass. Showing mercy will get you raped and killed.
>>52216887
Nah I'm not the OP chick, I'm a fella.
>>52216854
whoa!
>>52216887
isn't a chick, afaiu
>>52216599
He;s right about that
>>52215230
t. achmed al-qatari
>>52216887
Gunther, you sound like such a Napoloean Dynamite type faggot its unreal
Did you wear a trenchcoat to school and make a hitlist?
>>52216976
Nobody wants to hear about your homosexual Paki liasons Ahmed
>>52217009
even if he is those are still valid tactics to combat roving packs of poo in loo manlets trying to rape whatever they can get their hands on
>>52217009
At least i dont shit in the streets. Also its Günther and noone is called that anymore, Ranjeet, you literal shitskin
>>52216919
EE ist like 0,5% female here (and most of them look like guys anyway) , could have figured this out myself
>>52217009
>Did you wear a trenchcoat to school and make a hitlist?
*Do you wear a trenchcoat to school and have a hitlist?
>>52217096
>ü and not u
>noone is called that anymore
implying any of those matter
>>52216842
>a sissy indian boi could not defebd his girlfriend
>therefore a strong virile Anglo-Saxon Australian lad can't defend his sheila against Indian manlets
>>52217137
details matter.
Thats why some countries have space programs and some countries shit in streets, but thats far beyond the scope of the average shitskin.
>>52213896
>>52217140
http://www.thestar.com/news/world/2015/10/19/australian-tourist-in-india-forced-to-apologize-over-hindu-tattoo.html
>Australians
>Strong virile
>>52217140
i hope aussies aren't like slavs
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2569239/Russian-tourist-left-horrific-injuries-Indian-mob-attacked-unwittingly-rang-sacred-bell-local-doctors-refused-treat-him.html
>>52217179
well, jokes on you.
we have both.
>>52217096
About the only one I've known in the business who was really, genuinely good at it was a Slovenian lady, surprisingly good looking one too!
Met a couple here and there who did sort of 2nd-level,remote work or equipment specific specialists- you get a lot of Chinese in that role but also knew a Greek chick who did a bit of switch work.
Most of the Indian lasses tended to be that 1st-2nd level service types, good workers, pleasant personalities and easy to get along with. They have to prove themselves about 3x more than the fellas though locally and that's kind of a shame
>>52217096
>Günther and noone is called that anymore, Ranjeet
Mate I'm not going to go into the effort of putting in an Umluat, you know exactly what I meant.
No one is called Ranjeet or Parjeet here you fucking idiot, you literally devalue your own point in the next clause.
>>52217180
>indian poo reaching the shores of antratica.
WHO DOES THESE STUDIES?
>>52213896
dress yourself like a toilet. Nobody will come near you
>>52217301
a shit tsunami
>>52217387
never ending story
>>52217275
>Indian lasses
>good workers
>pleasant personalities
>easy to get along with
LMAO no
I stopped using Tigerdirect specifically because of the desi cunts running their call center
>>52217387
I guess this wouldn't happen in America because all the shit is in your underwear
>>52217179
>Thats why some countries have space programs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NusyXrLmZ4
>>52217458
Engineers, not call centre muppets
Anyway, off to bed
>>52213896
>>1.55
>>45kgs
Take your parents with you, kid.
>>52217487
launch in 15 mins
>>52217658
trying to get your own designated shitting planet, rajeesh?
![poo-genie-gif-2-o[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/5uQVRjU.gif "poo-genie-gif-2-o[1].gif")
>>52217487
>indian space program
>>52217678
Nah. This one's for Singapore.
>>52217179
LAMO, how fucking retarded are you? Literally could have shit on India for a 1000 reasons, but you had to choose space exploration. right?
>Mars orbiter in 1st attempt
eat shit.
>>52218380
>eat shit.
>german
He'll just enjoy it.
>>52217751
>toilet
fake
>>52217751
Going to Mars to find a more habitatal environment is in their best interest desu.
>>52214650
Gaylord is just a corruption of the French Guliiard.
>>52218950
it makes sense when you think about it, once they figure out toilets there's no end to what they can accomplish
>>52213896
hey girl come to brazil :^)
>>52214040
This. It's a literal smelly shithole, but the people aren't bad.
>>52213966
lmao lad
