>american "food"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1zuHZz9BXY
>trying junk food
>complaining that it's unhealthy
ok
>picking our worst snacks on purpose to get yuropoor views on jewtube
lol
>buzzfeed
>>52211666
it is pretty pathetic, beef jerky and fruit roll ups were good though
>getting a fruit roll up in your lunchbox at school
>trading it for anything other than warheads
>Buzzfeed
go away
>>52211783
Seriously, fuck these dagos beef jerky is top notch.
>Italians find spicy cheetos too hot
Shameful desu.
>1 sentence in english with 8-10 words
>italians speak like 20-30 words
wtf
How the fuck do these dumb dagos not like beef jerky. It's just dried meat with some spices.
>>52211576
>can understand everything without reading english subs
feels roman man
>>52211923
>english
http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/poorest-list/the-worlds-10-fattest-countries-in-2015/?view=all
>>52211901
>Finding anything spicy
>>52212105
orale esé
>>52211576
>Buzzfeed
>>52211923
They don't translate each word, but just the general meaning
girl in op has the same expression of shawty wanna fuck guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPX44xvUmFA
I bought some beef jerky recently to try it. it's not bad but I don't recommend it either. especially not for the price that imported goods naturally have.
>>52214088
thank you Lidl.
keep giving us god-tier food
>>52214303
*cheap shit
but i agree other than that
Does anyone have a link for those hilarious youtube videos about Americans "cooking" at home? I remember someone posting those in threads like these, one was a lonely guy mixing mayonnaise, canned stuff and everything and putting it in a micro, basically making a vomit-inducing calory bomb enough for a week for a whole Euro family.
>>52214384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo&feature=player_detailpage#t=53
>>52214384
I don't have them saved but it's just a matter of time before that german poster sees this threads and posts them
>>52214404
delet this
>>52211576
American butthurt at its maximum in the comment section kek
>>52214808
americans eat this raw ?
>>52214854
naw, it's just one our local autists that can't function properly
>>52214404
>heavy breathing intensifies
>>52214854
he does apparently, i really hope that youre above thinking that what one 500 pound mentally disturbed person does he is representative of the entire country and just shitposting tho
i like buzzfeed. watching their videos is like hanging out with friends i'll never have
>>52214922
don't be so salty ameribro. of course he's not representative of the entire country.
>>52214404
This is what happened to the kid who ate his own boogers for money in elementary school. I feel sorry for the guy.
>>52215022
im gonna be honest, im at a healthy weight and im starting to not be able to handle the amerifat banter
>>52214384
this is probably not what you wanted but it is what you needed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz4Y4882abM
>american kit kat lasagna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyWUA_gXSbU
>>52214990
Their taste testing videos are quite fun to watch t.b.h
>>52215022
YES HE IS HAHAHA :DDD FUCKING AMERILARDS EATING _RAW_ CHICKEN
btw according to statistics 80% of Americans are at least 450 pounds
>>52214808
you'll like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAW7EN07iCg
>>52215159
you admirin my artistic abilities piere
>>52214404
>>52215159
7/10 quite good
still not the one
>>52211576
>reaction video
you're retarded
>>52211947
Probably because cured meat is infinitely better than jerky?
>>52214384
You mean Jack?
>>52215728
>>52214404
Jesus between the breathing and eating it cold is making me heave.
Literally the most disgusting thing ive ever seen on the net.
>>52215815
gonna need a youtube link, can't watch webms on this
>>52215875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrFYRNtD2I
>>52214475
Yeah, I seem to remember to it was a German. Once I spent an afternoon trying to find those, but couldn't unfortunately.
>>52214384
Also you want this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM
He's a meme on /ck/
>>52215063
how about the americut banter?
>>52215831
>Literally the most disgusting thing ive ever seen on the net.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Cnz1XRvFE
>>52211576
>was going to make Beef Wellington this Christmas
Fuck, guess I need to make Cheetos casserole with a mountain dew glaze instead
fuck it
https://youtu.be/IKXZe-Rdexc?t=540
>>52215908
No, it wasn't him. the one I'm talking about was an elderly grey-haired guy, he made some horrifying mayonnaisy cheesy greasy whatever, and when it was ready he said something like it's enough for four person, and then looked in front of himself gazing into nothing, ralizing he's all alone, and going to eat this shit for next four days, it was hilarious (and sad).
>>52211576
Just for your information: The USA is experiencing a healh trend. In general, you can purchase more healthy products than you can in Europe. There are so many healthy versions of traditional American cuisine and fast food restaurants are losing profits. People are actively seeking out a nutritious diet and exercise.
The "USA=fat" meme is pretty immature and shows how uneducated most Europeans actually are
>>52216144
I need a gif of the few seconds leading up to 9:49
>>52216212
thanks for the good piece of autism there, finland, we can always count on you
>>52216248
Continue your shitposting somewhere else then
>>52216212
heh thanks for having our back finnbro, but we're pretty fucking fat, memes aside
>>52216048
they took my foreskin from me so i can accept it
>fatty snacks are unhealthy
I will never not laugh at Europeans.
>>52216248
desu I want to fuck a smelly Frenchman in the ass while they complain about how my cock isn't brown
>>52216297
>>52216212
>high fructose corn syrup
>pus milk
JUST FUCK MY FOOD INDUSTRY UP
>>52216212
t. American with VPN
>>52216406
you dont have to eat that stuff if you don't want to, if you make the conscious decision to not give a fuck about what you eat though it's very easy to get fat here
>>52216441
>>52216458
im not fat lad and nice 9gag tier photo
>>52216494
it's just so easy to banter you fat people
I never understood why americans are fat until I was travelling to the usa on vacation and stopped in a gas station and noticed one bottle of coca cola was like one dollar something and the same size bottle of water was over two dollars. I have no clue what sort of economic wizardry it takes for coca cola to be much cheaper than water but that explained it all for me.
>>52216787
yeah, it's awesome
>>52216787
Bottled water is a huge money-making scheme in the US run by conmen
>>52216787
>>52216815
The free butter system rocks.
>>52216845
>euros don't get free butter from the grocery
How about some deep-fried cheesecake?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42oUVwyFsZI
>>52216212
>>52216845
>>52216948
wat, this is new
>>52216212
Pekka, my brother...
>>52216948
![guy_fieri[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wIQ3qdl.jpg "guy_fieri[1].jpg")
>>52216212
>>52216308
>>52216308
how do those fat even move
>>52215063
Jej, how embarrassing. "Healthy weight" is the preferred term for when you are overweight, but it's just not super unhealthy. If I weighed 190lbs from no muscle beyond what is needed to haul myself from chair to chair I guarantee I would look and call myself fat.
>>52216212
Vitun assburger, painu helvettiin :DD
Sorry you guys have to see this, not all finns are like this.
>>52215063
I've always wanted to bully a guy into anorexia.
>>52216212
Why there are fat people on scooters?
Like half of these things are available in Lithuanian supermarkets, Italy must be a real shithole.
>>52211576
amerisnacks are not that bad unless you get fat or sick by eating it too much.
>>52211750
oh shit thanks m8, I almost gave those clickbait fuckers another view
>>52216458
>>52218312
>>52218430
I just cant understand how people can be this fat
This isn't just being to lazy to work out, getting this fat must require huge effort
>>52215111
wew
>>52216197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ
>>52216212
This is true
Pic related
Average American breakfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlE3QQrhz1A
>>52216212
Its fucking real dumbo and its just gonna get worse. You just think that because middle to upper class people in america are starting to eat healthier it means the big masses of ethnic people and southeners will give up one iota of their fat lifestyles youre pretty deluded
>>52211627
>>52211666
>>52211783
>muh microsnacks
>>52216212
The state of Europe is such a European can troll other Europeans by simply being nice to Americans.
>>52216212
>>52216212
New greatest ally
>>52216948
I don't get free butter from the store either
Is this a new meme?
>>52216212
You don't purchase healthy products,you cultivate them
>>52220762
>In Latvia wealth means buying some low quality american snacks
HOL UP
*drinks a liter of diet coke*
JUST HOL UP
*hand gargles a bucket of popcorn*
YOU FINNA SAY
*eats three healthy organic microwave chicken lasagnas*
YOU FINNA SAY THAT...
*orders a ham turkey and bacon sandwich with a side of chips and a bagel for the afters snack*
YOU FINNA SAY....
*smacks lips as drenching 5 lima beans in 1 cup butter*
THAT WE HAS SONE SORT OF HEALTHY PROBLEM?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omiSppfmGVM
DESIGNATED
>>52211576
French food is very overrated.
>>52226586
sweet
>>52216212
I'm sorry you had to see this. We're working on with our nationwide autism.
>>52211576
italian is a cute language
>>52215111
This just makes me a bit sad, I just want to go help him clean that place up, teach him some basic hygiene.
>>52214384
I remember some landwhale, akin to one of those hambeasts of CHUBBY BUNNY CHALLENGE, cooking a macaroni "salad" with sugar and tons of other shit.
italians are pretentious as shit, I loved asking for ketchup whenever ordering a pasta dish. Their faces were hilarious
>>52231637
why u have to be so mean to me
>snacks
>choosing company food
Amazing video 10/10
>>52231855
this is the ambrosia of the gods m8
Pretend your junk food isn't just as gross.
>>52232175
this is european junk food.
>>52232304
>Be French
>Be autistic
>>52232324
impossible
>>52232395
Move the camera down pls
>>52232439
impossible
>>52232304
and nutella is absolutely disgusting sugary shit, so there we have it
>>52211947
>americans trying to push their awful meat products on europeans
wew lad
>>52232504
Sorry dude but they've got us beat on that one. There is an objective quality to mountain streams and some can be guaranteed to be on average more beautiful than others to viewers from all times and nations. There may be low differentiation between the beauty of common streams but a few are far and away strikingly beautiful compared to those common streams. Such is the case for for junk foods as well and Nutella is objectively a more valuable product than Cheetos and Lays, which have their place in the cosmos but are on the whole undifferentiated and weak compared to Nutella. Remember that there is no free energy contained in any matter- Nutella is more resource intensive to create and is consumed more like (and is more aptly compared to) peanut butter than prepackaged snack foods
>>52232971
>raw ass hairy meat
No thank you Bledar
>>52233916
it's okay Cleetus, I know trying an actual good thing would be unpatriotic of you
>>52211576
>buzzfeed
No thanks.
>>52215159
Sounds familiar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIoZ-Ru0HHk
>>52211576
>that fatfuck complaining
topkek
>>52231637
>snownigger humour
Buzzfeed fucking sucks they choose bad snacks and then they also do it to other countries like giving Americans a spoon and Vegemite and saying "this is what Australians eat"
>>52215816
>implying it wasn't weather balloons
Americans are fat
>>52238327
Nobodies going to share the video on le facebook unless they get get "hilarious" reactions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQZpjW5m3qo
>>52214384
This is the one you're looking for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
>>52211576
>buzzfeed
Already don't give a shit
>>52218673
What's your preferred term for actual healthy weight?
>>52214384
Are you talking about Steven Reed from Weber Cooks ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxK7qzePkd4
>>52211576
stop giving buzzfeed views you are only encouraging them and giving them more shekels
>>52243371
sort of like bumping a dying thread with buzzfeed in the op. I'm on to you sneaky jew
>>52232395
yeah the default french setting is pussboy
>>52211576
>Italian """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""palette"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>52246582
?????
>>52243371
didn't even know it was buzzfeed shit before mister "oh stop it, shut it down" came and gave a fucking free ad.
>>52214088
Jerky is expensive as fack here. Like $7 for a standard bag of Jack-links Jerky, which is like the average price for most fast-food meals here (main item, side, drink). Imported ones must be expensive as hell.
>>52246582
... you mean palate?
>not eating based Wanda's Macaroni Salad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
>>52214854
Americans are actually pretty retarded when it comes to eating foods rare, and believe nearly every meat and vegetable has to be cooked, even when it's a food that's perfectly fine to eat raw. This guy is a rare exception
>>52246932
lel
>>52242047
"unicorn"
>>52246976
>whole jar of condensed milk
>whole cup of sugar
>"a cup of white vinegar"
>proceeds to fill a whole fucking cup of vinegar
couldn't watch more
>>52237640
Buzzfeed likes Italians for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nCM4dj9MMY
>>52212105
Thanks for the flavors, Mexico! Now, please take back your people.
>>52247264
>oettinger for germany
kekerino
>>52215063
iktf
>>52215782
Is cured meat meant to be stored in a wagon making a cross-continental journey?
>>52216197
Probably not who you mean but you should check out Henry's kitchen, that guy is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNSXQsP-VQY
>>52216212
It's both 2bh. We have lots of extremes.
>>52228686
Home gardening is pretty popular here.
>>52229422
Agree. I like food from just about every culture that doesn't have a fermentation fetish better than French food.
>>52232971
We also have that. It's different from jerky.
>>52246582
>palette
>mfw
You dumb fuck, don't do this to us.
>>52247611
Oh shit, I completely forgot about this guy for like 3 years. He should make videos more often.
Current favorite cooking channel on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjzB05oNnGU
