jimmy alive in thailand edition
Janettor is not going to be pleased.
Anyone need anything fixing?
lisicki
QUESTION
what does FONT mean?
Go on and ridicule me, just curious and still don't get it after a lot of tequila.
Doris alive in thailand
>>52208306
die
>>52208323
fuck off normie twat you will never understand
>>52208323
>he doesn't know what FONT means
>>52208343
ahh I see
Thanks m8
>>52208301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBSrO9-LpjU
rate this tune nonce
>>52208266
>tfw no Polish gf
dj khaled
>>52208389
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
>>52208301
my life
>>52208292
Awww lovely post, everything's fine. Just a lot on at work recently. <3
>>52208366
not bad so far..
baka desu cuck senpai
>>52208389
you just played yourself
>>52208389
YOU SMART
YOU LOYAL
>>52208405
>>52208419
NA THEY JUS ROADBLOCKS TO SUCCESS U GOTTA OVERCOME THEM, THEY DON'T WANT U RIDING JETSKIS I PROMISE U BLESS UP
>>52208385
>tfw no antonina gf
also
ukraine females > poland females
>>52208414
good taste nonce
HIT THE HIIIGHWAAAYYY
MAKIN MONEY THE FLYYY WAAAYYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VK7j5aStVA
Kyaryposting at an unprecedented time.
Someone help me sleep senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJJrIQsCTcQ
>>52208448
Thanks for valuing my opinion, I know you love me really.. don't be so tsundere bb x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVXTmav24Wk
Roll safe yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXnddkLo4GY
stonkin tommy dockerz donkaz for all of yall
>>52208266
Whatever Jimmy Savile did in his personal life shouldn't detract from his legacy as an entertainer imo
>Whatever Jimmy Savile did in his personal life shouldn't detract from his legacy as an entertainer imo
>>52208721
This along with things like murder etc. really should. If he was just a bender or something I'd agree though.
>sat in my chair so much the sponge is all fucked so I had to borrow a pillow from living room just to sit on it because otherwise it's like sitting on metal bars
>didn't wank for 3 days
>accidentally just came over this stupid fucking flash sex minigame
>spent 30 minutes on it
>got it all over the pillow
http://i.4cdn.org/f/BEST%20HENTAI%20SWF%20EVER.swf
I wrote an explanation how to do it too if you like:
>>>/f/2978113
>>52208301
my willpower, work ethic and motivation pls
>>52208784
Great blog post
>>52208784
thanks for sharing
>>52208798
It's done, just magic'd you, off you go.. down the coal mines with you.
@52208840
@52208896
A Brit saying literally anything > a yank saying the greatest story ever told
Marijuana withdrawal insomnia desu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGudjEfVqW8
if you see me with a nigga he ain't gay for pay
>>52208911
Ayyy lmaoo
wew lads desu
>>52208301
Can you get me a job, and cure my desire to drink constantly?
>>52208301
My sleeping pattern
Thailad I need your wisdom:
Do you think the kind of inner strength it takes to not fap translates into the same kind of inner strength it would take to make your way into the army? I literally can't stop fapping
>>52208933
Don't call it a withdrawal and take some melatonin m8
Withdrawals are some shit, insomnia aint
>>52208994
no
if you can do pull ups and run and keep your room autisticly clean you can make it in the Army
masturbation is an important military skill
>>52208444
Nothing beats a polish girl's accent
>>52208444
>ukraine females > poland females
enjoy your AIDS
when is the goddamn steam sale starting lads
>>52209069
Don't know lad but I picked up a game today for 9p
>>52208301
This post was a mistake.
>>52208979
>>52208992
*magics you* + le azn witch lady.png.gif.jpg
>>52208994
ayy.. umm, not sure how much self control you need in the army, as long as you don't disobey orders etc. you can go an get pissed and wank yourself silly in rnr.
>>52209023
how to melatonin
think rand did the best in the debate tonight yanks
>>52209095
want to get hoi3 desu
>>52209097
>acquire a bottle of 2-5mg melatonin
>eat 4-5
>sleep in <1hr
doing a sleep deprivation
hope i dont sleep in and miss work
>>52209026
how many pull ups
how clean
My boss asked me what my Christmas plans were. I told him I'm Jewish. He asked me if I would be more comfortable in accounting.
>>52209177
oh vey
whats a cool trade/apprentiship worth doing lads?
need to escape neetdom like AIR
Fresh out the padded do'
still smokin cali dro
still totin Calico's
you niggas oughta known
>>52209204
>like AIR
what did he mean by this?
>>52209096
can you post angry cute asian lady she's cute
>>52209228
I need to escape neetdom like I need air
>>52209204
Plumbing
Everyone needs a plumber
>>52209260
that would get boring as fuck after 6 months though
fuck it
Hop in the bucket
Let's go find these niggas
Shoot our shots for they heads
Tryna blind these niggas
>>52209260
*plumbs your bumhole*
>>52209204
my mate is doing a gunsmith apprenticeship, gets to drive cars full of guns to the proofing house, tests 100 grand rifles, makes tools for machining and engraving that sort of thing.
>>52209275
Naw, see >>52209282
Never run out of work
>>52209155
a lot
very
>>52209300
I don't like guns though
>>52209300
that's cool af
Creep up, make ya bed rock
Pop ya up in ya dreadlocks
>>52209336
not for you then prob
>>52209337
he enjoys it immensely, the place he works deals with very posh guns like Purdeys and Rigby plus custom rifles afaik.
http://www.johnrigbyandco.com/the-rising-bite.html
>>52209230
TETSUOOOOOOOOO
>>52209336
Do you live near a power station, they always have apprenticeships i would think and are cool places to work
>>52209398
any other suggestions lad mate pal buddy ole friend?
>6am
>still awake
>tfw no bowlegged /brit/posting yank gf
>>52209430
what would be cool about it?
all i know about them is that homer works at one and you usually pass them on long train journeys
>>52209433
what sort of thing do you like or are good at? IT stuff is easy to get into via NHS or local council, then move to being a contractor once apprenticeship finishes. Good money in that eventually.
>>52209455
>he's here
>>52209462
They are enormous complicated places,very dangerous so you have to keep your wits about you. I worked at two for 3 months near Nottingham, never a dull day.
>>52209486
i'm always here dog
>>52209472
Obsessed with football but I'm obviously not good enough to be pro or clever even to be a journo.
Love going for hikes and long walks but I don't think there's a job involving that, is there? I've applied for postman jobs at least 20 times never heard anything back. It's JUST tier.
Gonna start namefagging this
>>52209519
>Obsessed with football
Big football clubs need a lot of workers from drivers to social media to stewards etc. Plus of course finance, HR, Facilities workers(electricians, plumbers, chippies etc) and so on, you could try that.
>get on bus home from work
>qt coworker wearing a skirt behind be says hello
>we chat on our way to sit down
>I get the window seat
>have my hand on the other seat as she sits
>she doesnt notice
>we continue chatting until the bus moves
>the thrust must have made her feel my hand
>"I must be sitting on something. Anon, that's your hand!"
>try to explain that it would feel weird to point it out
>she gives me a look and we are silent the rest of the way
does she want me?
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
>>52209553
>drivers
In what sense? As in the team coach driver?
I enjoy driving tBh
>>52209571
you know we've seen peep show
>>52209519
Start a business delivering leaflets for companies door to door. Inquire at places that'd like to drum up more business in your area. Start working out the logistics today.
>>52209571
Yeah dude, totally
>>52209571
you know we've seen peep show
>>52209572
That song is fucking annoying.
>>52209602
I quite like it
>06:01
JUST
>>52209584
Good idea, I'm looking into to it now.
>>52209578
players and managers need drivers often, not all drive themselves all the time. When they go to events day or evening they will often have drivers.
>>52209662
That sounds really good. How would I go about applying for jobs like that?
Damn, latenight/early morning /brit/ is so much better then the meme spouters during the day.
>>52209648
But with the "woo woo" the entire song gets on my nerves.
>>52209692
would probably need some experience first
like as a cabbie or a valet
Just watched a documentary on the Knights Templar. It was alright, I learned a lot but I also think it focused on their buildings and structures a bit too much.
Really sad to see what, here in britain, would be preserved and protected used as a shitting ground for dirtpoor sandniggers.
>>52209653
>10:03 here
You have a whole night of /brit/posting ahead!
>>52209692
You need to ask about mate, football club forums prob best place to start as they are very friendly places for things like this and a lot of people use them of all ages so old guys with more knowledge should pop up. Ask around enough someone froma club might see it, dont just think driver though, any job is a foot int he door.
>>52209782
>it focused on their buildings and structures a bit too much.
what else would it focus on? ebin battles?
the Templar are famous because they were basically militant bankers
>>52209825
Cheers mate, will do.
>>52209844
no probs bruv, its nice to have /brit without the afterschool kids shitting the place up.Comfy.
>>52209844
no you won't lol
>>52209871
Already on my local clubs forums pal, I'm going ring some of them tomorrow and ask how I'd go about getting a driving job with the club and if it's not possible any job at all.
>inb4 no u wont LOL XD
don't know how this didn't get me more karma on /r/guiltypleasuremusic
i'm literally livid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynMk2EwRi4Q
such a choon
>>52209929
Good work fella.
>>52209929
What club la?
Leicester? Arsenal? Man City? Man United?
>>52208444
Like there's a difference; I'd bone either.
>>52209973
Yeovil, Bristol City, Bristol Rovers and Swindon
reading this article on the future of naval warfare
stressing me out just a little bit
they compare the future of naval warfare to the WWI Western front
Why can't I sleep
>>52210003
are you sure its credible, ships perform terribly in trench warfare, they rarely find water for the keel.
>>52210032
drink some chamomile tea in a warm bath
read a book
open the windows to make your room colder
>>52210061
desu its reffering how the expansion of power projection from land based weapon systems combined with advances in auto-guided weapons (think drones) along with the widespread adoption fo precision guided weaponry what the USA monopolized for a long time is going to turn wide swathes of the ocean into "no mans land" and naval combat less like the WWII pacific with fleets hardly ever contacting one another and more like the WWII Mediterranean where ships were constantly under assault from aircraft, fast-attack boats, subs, and other ships.
autism
>>52210138
Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren. Luke doesn't say anything and has 30 seconds of screentime. Kylo Ren survives the explosion at the end, leaving it set up for him to be the villain in the next movie.
>>52210125
ah righto, had similiar conversation with friend yesterday regarding tank warfare as an anachronistic thing only used by and against low tech opponents, tanks we decided were going the way of armoured knights due to drones. missiles and man portable weapons.
https://youtu.be/eyi0fXdFyiw
Kek
going to go for a walk lads the come home and read
>>52210180
definitely not
they are just evolving to a more multi-purpose platform rather than as a mass assault unit on its own.
no other platform matches the speed, power, and maneuverability that a tank provides while also being fairly resistant to most arms
the future of the tank is seeing it become even more mobile, less of an armoured horse unit charging through the enemy, and more like a Cataphract with the ability to move fast around any sort of terrain, flank the enemy, and lay down devastating fire before quickly wheeling back out and around to flank them again.
Really want to do nos right now ngl lads
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=a+long+time+ago+in+a+galaxy+far+far+away
wew lads
>>52210300
me mate got brain damage from that and started shit posting incessantly about his banal activities and how tall he was and how few girls he gets etc
bit sad really
https://youtu.be/7rHm8GbTHyE
>australians
>>52210359
How much did he do to get brain damage from it?
>>52210359
genuine laugh occurred
>>52210401
>#youreworseonweed
dude...
>>52210359
kek
>>52210401
>>52210458
TFW you realise you shouldn't have smoked up
>>52209069
sold a bunch of CS skins
now got 100 quid in my wallet in preparation
fs hurry up volvo
>>52210468
>tfw listening to your throne speech while high and the part abt weed comes up
>>52210458
>>52210505
WEED
E
E
D
>>52210467
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pokemon Manga is pretty based
the uncensored version is pretty strange when I grew up with the Yank one.
>>52210535
>pokemon
>manga
>>52210467
when you're up a tree and someone comes to eat you but you're too stoned to do anything #youreworsewhenyourestoned #fail #death
>>52210562
Till death do us party
>>52209720
that's the best part
>>52210590
Poor thing
Kinda mad this happens all the time though if you think about it desu
anyone want to play subbuteo?
>>52210630
i want to go to sleep
>>52210630
Nah I only got super strikers
>>52210623
why?
it all a part of life
suffering is integral to existence
humans in the western world live in such isolation that they forget the power of suffering.
>>52210630
the one with the magnets where you press down on them and they launch the ball is better.. forgot what it's called.
>>52210682
pinball?
>>52210682
hey lad
sorry to hear about what happened
hope everything is ok bruv
have to go see a doctor in an hour to get my bennies lads, wtf do i do
>>52210700
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_BnqbnFTUA
Alcohol is better than weed
>>52210709
what happened
>>52210709
what happened la
>>52210680
Yeah, I just forgot any of this shit happens out there in the rest of the world, probably happening right now desu
Was doing a think about this whilst watching some David Attenborough shit the other week
>>52210709
What happened?
yo yo good morning
>>52210724
>>52210680
>>52210590
>>52210535
>>52210523
>>52210505
literally go away
>>52210715
get a job 2bh
>>52210724
that was survivable if she didnt hit her head
guess she's a vegetable or ded now though
>>52210730
>>52210732
>>52210743
heard he moved to thailand #lmao #banter
Love using my macbook after using my windows desktop for a bit
Text looks so pretty
@@52210785
You're not getting a (You) but I will respond.
>>52210793
>macbook
>>52210744
Ohayouuu
>>52210793
>Text looks so pretty
yeh
>>52210769
if i had a motorbike i wouldnt have to spend time with you asian-girl and canadian queers
>>macbook
>>52210852
fuck off then bruce
Just made sushi lads
Fuck that rice is stick as shit
feel like a real anime now tbqh
gonna represent GB in rio 2bh
(not really, i'm shit)
>>52210852
>implying anyone gives a shit about what you do, aussie crim shit
>>52210875
What other ingredients did you use?
>>52210806
Hope you have a nice morning.
>>52210897
>that flag
>>52210852
>not having a motorbike
lol jog on queer if that's your excuse
>>52210914
boiled (then simmered) the rice with a couple of tablespoons of rice vinegar and 1 1/2 tablespoons of sugar (following the recipe)
I don't think i used the right saucepan though because that shit boiled straight over once i put lid on, took for-fucking-ever to cool down enough so that the lid could sit on top without it fucking spewing the sticky cum-like substance all over my god damn stove
finally managed to get it done, rice still tasted and felt fine despite my major fuckups
Then let it cook, put it on the sushi seaweed shit along with some cucumber and japanese mayo/tuna mixture i made earlier
tastes pretty damn good, just a few things need to be improved and planned better. It was my first time making it
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3361640/Saudi-millionaire-cleared-raping-teenager-telling-court-accidentally-penetrated-18-year-old-tripped-fell-her.html
>may have accidentally tripped and fell on top of her penis first
>>52210872
I'll fuck off over there and punch your nose into your brain you half-boy jap loving freak
>>52210899
my (You) ratio speaks otherwise you pale creep, reply to me again and I'll literally rape you full nelson
>>52210973
>Then let it cook
let it cool, rather
desu senpai cuck
>>52210963
enjoy riding 14 days out of the year bruv
(but desu you and I speak often about bikes lmao)
>>52210984
Fucking come at me, abo cunt
*sits on your lap, wiggling his cute bottom and rubbing your chest*
MMmmhmm~ hey big brit boy~ ;3
>>52210963
>having a motorbike in canada
you're just asking for it, aren't you?
>>52211025
*cums in my pants*
>>52211025
>>52211042
http://www.jesuschrist.com/
need an Australian fucktoi
>>52210963
hey do you remember the show naturally sadie
>>52211049
*whips out my cum covered dick*
get sucking faggot
>>52211049
I love you Jesus chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist
>>52211056
> Oiii you fucking dumb cunt shove ur pommy cock in me Irwin pussy, cricky
>>52209069
Looks like it's starting soon. Made some badges and got holiday sale trading cards in my inventory
>>52211062
enjoy burning in hell, neanderthal
>>52211090
fuck off you absolute aphid
>>52211050
>>52211050
>>52211050
>>52211050
made a BANTER thread lads
jav collection is getting too big lads
>>52210973
Very nice and sounds quite good for your first time. My friends and I have been talking about making some for some time now.
>>52211057
I never watched soap operas or cared for young adult fiction
>>52211027
j-just because it sits in storage nearly all year doesn't mean its not rad as fuck
>>52211146
Well from limited personal experience, I would say focus most on how to make the rice
Shit's a fucking mess my first time
> sticky rice as shit
> bottom of saucepan caked in a layer of burnt sugar and rice
> rice all over the god damn place
> almost put too much shit on my roll, only just managed to roll up properly
>>52211095
>defending your right to collect anime and kpop and talk to other nerd males about play-fucking and blanketing under some magical word 'banter'
maybe a few years in a wooden crate will do you good lad
>>52211189
>bruces still can't handle the banter
>>52211245
*wraps his arms around you from behind*
*pinches your nipples and blows behind your ear*
>>52211245
that was banter though my b
have a good night x :)
>>52211270
*snuggles my bum onto your dick*
having a wank
>>52211303
*clenches my boipussy*
ohh daddy~
>>52211310
>>52211310
to what
dont say my mum loll
>>52211328
>my boipussy
eww gross. I only want dick
>>52211356
> he doesn't realise that brits are destined to succumb to BIG AUSTRALIAN ANUS
>>52211164
I was asking because its canadian and we get some canadian teen shows here
Didn't you cunts get around the twist in canada?
>>52211173
Thanks for the tips, m8.
>>52211373
Ew, no. My dicks to small to do anything anyway
>playing mount and blade: warband
>sailed to Ribe
>when I got there I realised Ribe is at war with me
>it autosaved as I arrived
I can't win this battle and I can't escape either because I need to leave on a boat
my save is fucked
>>52211419
LITTLE
>>52211457
S-shut up
POMMY
>>52211472
CUTE
BRIT BOYS :3
>>52211479
CRIM
>>52211472
Plese keep Yuno away from your faggotry
>>52211499
who is this spotted dick enthusiast
>>52211482
>Tfw no aussie bf to snuggle with
>>52211560
> tfw no one in meme city to snuggle with because you're too socially retarded
>>52211577
There's always love in meme city
>>52211492
>be australian
>your country is 114 years old
>have on average at least one convict ancestor
>still have a higher gdp per capita and HDI than a country that was literally a superpower 100 years ago
How is this even possible?
>>52211600
NOOO
NOOOOOO
NO ONE WANTS SHEEV
what are you listening to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trd49Da0gf0
>>52211619
Everyone wants Sheev
>>52211603
>old super power became empire apologists post ww2
>notoriously low wages on the lower - mid end jobs
>bennies culture
>>52211628
sissy white boys taking big black cock
>>52211628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_8h84i5VQk
>>52211651
It's sad really
>>52211628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61QzoFaYDQY
>new windows update
>trackpad is fucked again
also
unrelated poll
http://strawpoll.me/6281093
http://strawpoll.me/6281093
early morning poll
http://strawpoll.me/6281100
http://strawpoll.me/6281100
http://strawpoll.me/6281100
>>52211704
>he uses a laptop
>that laptop is a windows laptop
brimful of asha on the 45
> massive poos that go out completely intact and cleanly, barely needing a wipe afterwards
Life is beautiful, lads
I AM FALLING
I AM FADING
I AM DROWNING
HELP ME TO BREEEEAAATHE
>>52211754
Fuck you. I have IBS so i will probably never experience that again
>>52211735
>Macbook
>>52211628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMVuQaxakWI
>>52211754
>mfw I'm not Indian and can poo in loo
It's the little things, lads.
>>52211771
IBS?
Icy Butt Sex
>>52211727
>tfw youngest here
p-pls do not rape my supple bp b-big guys
>>52211799
Linux m8
>inb4 plethora of fedora
