Spooky forest edition.
still need help with >>52200328
give me a tl;dr of your state, with emphasis on culture and notable differences from other states
I haven't cleared my history in over 8 months
making a poopie
>>52200585
repost
>>52200328
>Arkansas
mountains in the north
Mississippi river on the east
bayou in the south
they grow lots of weed up in the ozark mountains, it's full of hippies and rednecks that like to toke
it's still typically old school southern in all the ways that count, yankees aren't moving here in droves like the carolinas, kentucky, and tennessee
walmart was founded here and the HQ is here
we also invented cheese dip
When I go to the gym at 5am I actually have to walk by a Forrest that looks like that.
Gets my heart pumping at least
Better red than dead
>>52200585
>North Carolina
Appalachian mountains in the west, ranges from comfy to west virginia tier
Nice beaches in the east
Central Piedmont is nothing special.
Best bbq in the world
Retains some southern mannerisms, but not unbearably so like in the deep south
>>52200805
it's still Mississippi tier on the border with sc
>>52200756
>Unironically being a commie
seek mental help
>>52200674
Wadda ya mean, invented cheese dip?
>be 18
>realize ill be almost 40 in what felt like the last 9 years
>>52200871
>a bunch of commie farmers were able to kick your asses
>>52200871
yeah, if you dont support the status quo of the country you were born in 100%, youre a mentally ill terrorist
>>52200873
http://www.encyclopediaofarkansas.net/encyclopedia/entry-detail.aspx?entryID=7990
I mean just that.
We also invented chocolate gravy.
Ironically both use the same ingredients, with one you add cheese and the other cocoa powder.
>>52200917
>a bunch of non commie muricans fucked your empire
>>52200917
>the delusional commie
Communism, not even once.
>>52200328
Maine
White people
French Canadians
Lobster
Trees
Bean Boots
Peace
>>52200899
Quit being dramatic. You still have a lot ahead of you.
Do not waste it though.
I wasted it, and I will always regret it.
why are commies so good at making moving music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL6pps_s4K8
>>52200861
That's just SC bleeding over desu.
>>52200805
Y'all are halfway to becoming yankees anon, those carpetbaggers are flooding south into Raleigh like ticks on a bloodhound.
Love that whole pig and the vinegar sauce though, especially the mustard based ones.
>>52200980
western forces vs third world farmers......and you lost anyway
>>52200965
rude
>>52201048
What is your opinion on Virginia?
I want a hamburger.
>>52201023
This song is a terrible example of what you're saying.
>>52201067
>third world
they were second world, if you actually know what that word means
>>52201048
You're not wrong man. Raleigh and Asheville were mistakes, and should be fire bombed.
>>52201067
>western forces
>>52201098
Here you go slut.
daily reminder that russia always support the lesser evil, while the murricans always support scumbags
daily reminder that commies should all be put in concentration camps and gassed
>>52201094
Yankeefied.
There aren't really a lot of Southern characteristics to the people there.
>>52201100
>>52201023
much better example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I_jjvsOKZ0
>>52201098
Me too. I am strongly considering having a hamburger for dinner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3gHGFWRiSM
>>52201142
thank u ~
>>52201160
good luck im behind 700000 bunkers and the will of the people long chained
Americans are technically subhumans
t. anthropology expert with a specialization on americans
>>52201124
Cary is the absolute worst of them.
NC has some badass old school Southern culture up in the Appalachians, but yeah those yanks literally came down to work in the research triangle and diluted the culture with their heathen yankee ways.
Would you suck a dick to ejaculation for 10 grand lads?
I would no homo
>>52201221
Canadians have leaves for brains
t.Meme expert
>>52200585
florida
flat as fuck, swamps nobody lives in deep south
miami is KKKocaine captial
population is half nigga, half hurr confederacy
also old people everywhere
the wimmin here are on point though
no distinct accent
Turned in my Stats and Budgeting Finals yesterday, got one A already in my Online Course expecting either A, A- B+ or A, B+ B as overall grades
fug plus and minus system
>>52201235
fuck no, thats gay
when those nazis said "better dead than read"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4VtHUJ2-Bo
>>52201201
No problemo.
>>52201158
lesser evil in the sense of anti-western, yeah
not the ideologies of the governments themselves.
>>52201169
Nigga wut, have you been outside of NoVA?
>>52201259
>read
>communist english comprehension
>>52201239
prove me wrong
>>52200756
Someone get senator McCarthy on the line, we found another
>>52201259
blocked on amerigay
>>52201280
Norfolk and the mountains are the only parts that are southern.
t. Richmond
>>52201294
Daily reminder the Soviet Union fell. Daily reminder communism has never worked. Daily reminder only the very poor benefit from Communism.
>>52201230
>tfw you can still find old school moonshine in the mountains
>>52201277
since the cold war
>>52201291
>commite a typo
>HURRR U STUPID XDD
>>52201332
>$15 for a gallon of hooch
I miss that shit, there aren't as many here by the Ozarks, everyone does it for themselves so as to not get caught.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14JBhyxhRck
>>52201322
What are you talking about dude?
Its clear you don't know you're way around Richmond
t. Goochland
>>52201330
all wage workers benefit from communism
>>52201322
>t. Hipster fuckwad
Get out of my city
It's me, I am the 3% who sleeps past noon
http://flowingdata.com/2015/12/15/a-day-in-the-life-of-americans/
>>52201193
Same.
I want a shrimp & octopus burger.
>Mac Miller
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>52201398
It was my first taste of alcohol. I'm still surprised it didn't kill 13 year old me.
>>52201441
Reverse racism isn't real, though.
my fellow north americans, we are at a crossroads in history, a moment of great crisis
the communists are attempting to take over the free world as we know it, and attempting to brainwash the masses with their false promises and failed idealisms
its painfully obvious that mexico have already fallen, leaving just the united states and Canada to keep democracy alive. Im asking you, as a man trying to keep our way of life alive, to help combat this red menace, by reporting all communist sympathizers to the proper authorities, so that they may be sent off to the death camps and learn the error of their ways
can I count on your support, fellow freedom fighters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSraOEtrhWY
pretty epic
>>52201441
>wigger supports the wrong definition of racism
"shocking"
>>52201470
true, it's just called racism.
>>52201472
>mccarthy
AT LONG LAST SIR HAVE LOST ALL SENSE OF DECENCY
>>52201472
macarthy was a paranoid conspiracy nut who was unable to provide his supposed list
>>52201424
Me too.
It's hard to believe it's 3%
>>52201441
Isn't his career dead? The whole jew thing started it.
>Sherman isn't one of the greatest generals in US. History
>>52201472
>tfw americans got pretty brainwashed that now they believe Obama is an islamic gommie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ri0co3YRVU
>>52201530
that was Macklemore
>there's work to do if republicans are still a party
>people we don't like getting elected is fascism
>democracy is broken if the majority vote for the wrong guy
>>52201472
Tunderin Jaysus by ye dont need a couple tousand soldgers whatcha need is one a dem big bombers dat drop dem 50 pounders.
TRIPLE SIX, FIVE, FORKED TONGUE
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION, RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL
SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE, RAGING THROUGH MY BONES
>>52201519
just what the communist sympathizers want you to think
how do you explain the rosenbergs, pinko?
>>52201563
Look all the same to me.
>>52201577
forgot pic
>>52201431
I doubt I'll make it myself, it's freaking cold outside and I don't care for most pan fried burgers
>>52201592
>tfw Ex Military is off of Spotify
>>52201594
youre shitposting
hi
>>52201615
Who gives a fuck about Mac Miller?
>>52201704
M I L L E N I A L S
>>52201703
Hello
>>52201703
hi, please remember to be on your best behavior
How's it going /cum/
>>52201703
Hello my disadvantaged english fellow.
>>52201703
SAY THAT TO MY FACE FUCKER AND NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>>52201551
>implying anyone with a working brain takes that shit seriously
![1255267844726[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/bhiDxdz.png "1255267844726[1].png")
BEST CASE SCENARIO
Trump and Bernie both get pushed out of party nomination, both decide to run as Independent. Obviously Shillary will be Democrat choice, and who gives a fuck about who runs from the rest of the Republicans?
Suddenly the Republican and Democrat voter bases are both split.
Suddenly merit might actually have to come into play.
>vote for your favorite one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse
>>52201741
I want to get high
>>52201741
Are you the straight Virginia? Hi M8
>>52201703
Piss off wanker
>>52201722
>people who's tastes changes ever 10 minutes
OK, so no one
>>52201741
Playing video games.
I just ordered a burger.
>>52201766
Then Stephan Harper comes and wins the election somehow by using Metric Space Magic.
>>52201764
>>implying anyone with a working brain takes that shit seriously
then i wouldn't see americans supporting Trump
>black people that live in the western world have to help white people
>>52201773
Yee. been gone a few days
>>52201798
sounds comfy desu
>>52201769
whats stoppin ya
>>52201842
That picture made me feel physically ill.
>>52201854
I've got shit to do that I can't do high
>>52201741
playin games and eating pizza
>>52201829
>living in the middle of nowhere
How do you come to terms with your existence?
>>52201881
what can't you do high?
>>52201907
DUDE
>>52201900
I find it enjoyable and productive.
Are you using the old zeemaps to locate me?
Because i was on vacation while the CSIS sacked my house for contraband.
Do you want me to update it?
>>52201907
Study
Hey /cum/, I just downloaded Ventrue Bros, and Always Sunny in Philadelphia
also black people twitter humour is literally the lowest form of comedy
>>52201883
Watchu playin'?
>>52201948
>Nova Scotia
Am I doing something wrong?
>>52201989
It's funny but it's the same 3 jokes repeated.
>>52201989
Nice status report champ.
>>52201989
Subscribed
>>52202020
Thanks
>>52202000
No.
And i live in a community of about 500 people.
In a suburb,
So why do you think i live in the middle of no where?
>>52201741
Chilling in the living room listening to music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqbhyTyDNto
>>52202042
Keep it up. It can be your gimmick.
>>52202053
>Nova Scotia
>not literally where
It's a pretty irrelevant place. Kind of comparable to New Mexico in the US
Why is it so warm. Jesus
>>52202135
globul werming
>>52202135
"""""""""global warming"""""""""
>>52202135
big oil
were all fucked
>>52202110
Well... you have a point but to be fair you have 50 states and we have 10 provinces and 2 territories.
>>52201995
just got some weird rts from a friend and was in a single game for 3-4 hours
gonna play something else for a bit then go to bed, not sure what yet
>>52202135
It was 60 her today and looks to be in the 50s and 60s for awhile. Fahrenheit of course
It's technically not winter yet, but still
>>52202135
climate change
>>52202135
the jews
>>52202190
F U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
>>52202209
I knew it.
>>52202207
TORONTO
O
R
O
N
T
O
>>52202209
>your state
>yfw
ill post canada in a second
>>52202268
yes that is the city where I live
>>52202239
Just fuck my shit up
>>52202294
Do you live in a good neighborhood?
Hi friends
I need you to all fill out this strawpoll, please.
Remember, the more responses it gets, the more accurate information I will have.
http://strawpoll.me/6279411
>>52202290
>72.3% and rising
Feels good man
>>52202320
Kind of. I'm right between a nice neighbourhood and a shitty paki-infested one
![1281669753810[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/BcZucSX.gif "1281669753810[1].gif")
>>52202327
>creepshot/NAD/LMM
>>52202327
100% No fuck off.
You aren't welcome here.
>>52202360
Do you own a firearm of any sort?
Haha cum.
>>52202388
No. It isn't really dangerous here.
Very interesting results so far.
Please keep it up.
http://strawpoll.me/6279411
>>52202388
you should fuck off too
>>52202290
I'm guessing this is probably because NYC holds a large portion of our population, if not jesus christ we are fucked.
>>52202402
something you are probably very familiar with my Swedish friend :)
>>52202290
>Virginia
>>52202402
its not the same unless its aus senpai
>>52202410
Good luck to you sir!
>>52202422
You should too my angry friend.
>>52202388
The irony.
Han Solo dies, killed by Kylo Ren, who is actually Ben Solo, son of Han and Leia.
Who /ready4thedebate/ here?
Guys
I feel dead inside
sister just came back from Canada, she said she couldn't tell if Vancouver was actually nice of very third world lol
>>52202388
>trips telling trips to leave
>>52202483
nifty
>those dumb names
>>52202388
kek, you need to fuck off too
>NYC accounts for almost half of our total population
I guess I was right
>>52202505
F-fiorina..? :^)
>>52202483
It's a good thing I'm not actually a huge fan of Star Wars.
>>52202290
Based on population centers this looks about right
>>52202505
I've only watched one debate.
They all seem boring as fuck.
>>52202483
lol, jokes on you. I wasn't going to watch it.
>>52202451
In the same way that a full kitchen attracts rats, a booming economy attracts service employees and welfare recipients.
Polling closes at 01:45 UTC/GMT
Make sure your voice is heard!
http://strawpoll.me/6279411
>>52202507
Canada is just a cheapest version of the US
>>52202507
or*
>>52202507
Eh, bad parts of cities are always third-world looking
This saffron bun isn't as nice as I hoped it would be.
Anyone here ever just leave the house andgo urban adventuring by themselves? Sounds like it'd be fun to do but I don't know if it would be worth my free time.
>>52202471
It doesn't explicitly say that i should fuck off since i have been booted out of every general on here and /k/ except this one.
>>52202509
That's right
I'm a one party state that's going to take over this general with relentless shitposting unless you follow under the rule of no other trips than me and Queens.
>>52202518
Flin-flon is getting angry again :)
>>52202507
I doubt your sister saw any beheaded bodies or people hanging from bridges.
>>52202531
Politics are kinda boring in my opinion
>>52202520
Hell no.
>>52202531
>>52202602
t.sheep
>>52202572
You mean like exploring abandoned buildings? I've never done it alone, mainly because I'm a pussy, but I've done that.
Or do you just mean going for a walk? I do that often.
>>52202588
I have another image of dog eat a pepsi.
>>52202572
I live in the country and go for rural joyrides everyday. Comfy overdrive
>>52200585
ohio
>82% white
>has produced more astronauts than any other state
>important during elections
>cleveland, cinncinnati, columbus are populated areas, the rest is corn.
>It's going to be in the low 30's tonight in the Bay Area
>It's gonna be like this for two weeks
>It's going to rain during the day for the next two weeks
>California in charge of being itself
>>52202631
>eat a pepsi.
>eat a drink
>eat
>pepsi
Who's the worst presidential candidate and why is it Lindsay Graham?
I mean all maymays aside for a second, the guy's a legitimate war mongering lunatic. General republican ideologies are personal ones and that can be acceptable, albeit restrictive, but goddamn this dude's fucking crazy.
>>52202631
Japan is that you?
>>52202657
Maybe he deep fried the can like at a county fair
>>52202657
Do you drink an orange?
Because both pepsi and oranges have juice inside of them.
>>52202676
No this is Russia.
>>52202507
Did she go to East Vancouver? East Hastings is literally the worst place in Canada buddy.
>>52202602
I have yet to find a candidate who I can universally agree with but hey, that's always how it is
Is it snowing where any of you guys live? I hear the East Coast is having some fucked up warm weather
>>52202666
Carson is the worst by far
>>52201335
You're not stupid because you made a typo, you're stupid because you're a communist
Typo is just the icing on the cake
>>52202623
>Hell no.
Please reconsider you decision, Fiorina is a wonderful woman. Very pretty.
>>52202724
Carson will fuck up America.
Graham will fuck up the world.
>>52202723
Nah we're in the middle of a snowstorm.
>>52202723
Not today, but it snowed like a motherfucker yesterday.
Flagstaff, Arizona.
We were the coldest city in the lower 48 for a while. Still are I think.
>>52202629
Yeah, going for a walk I guess, except like not a predetermined route, you know? Like you just go where the wind takes you.
>>52202723
We had some heavy fog last week and there's been accidents on accidents
>>52202752
So for an American, that;s the worst.
If we go down, I want to take the world with us.
>>52202723
Yeah, it's still very warm. Yesterday it rained.
>>52202748
>Fiorina is a wonderful woman. Very pretty.
>failed CEO
>old bat
>>52202752
Graham will make zion great again
>>52202772
Do you drink an orange?
DO YOU?
ANSWER ME.
Only 5 minutes left until polling ends!!!!
http://strawpoll.me/6279411
>>52202788
I get what you're saying, I did that a lot in high school, but never got more than a few miles out.
>>52202741
for my canadian brothers
>>52202724
>Carson is the worst by far
>>52202764
Mad jelly, last time I saw snow was on some mountains on the skyline, and that was over half a decade ago.
t. Phoenix
>>52202772
It's a poor attempt at humor.
Not hard to figure that out.
>>52202818
No. You eat it. because if you open an orange and turn it upside down it doesn't poor out I guess.
>>52202833
91%
Who's the boss?
>>52202841
I was loving it until my car drifted into a curb, and blew a tire.
roll for new language
(eastern yuropoor edition)
0. Estonian/Finnish
1. Russian/Ukrainian/Belarusian
2. Slovak/Czech
3. Poolish
4. Lithuanian/Latvian
5. Serbian/Croatian/Bosnian/Montenegrin
6. Bulgarian/Macedonian
7. Greek
8. Hungarian
9. Romanian/Moldovan
>>52202863
Is yogurt alive?
>>52202762
Where are you at?
>>52202764
>Coldest in the lower 48f
Nah, most places in ND and SD, and Minnesota are far colder at this point. I think Eastern Washington and Oregon are colder too.
Flagstaff still gets cold as fuck though, y'all are on the southern plateau of the rockies.
>>52202917
JUST
>>52202930
Nova Scotia
Cape Breton to be exact.
Isn't manitoba a cold shithole, why does it have so little whites?
>>52202842
Your ass is a poor attempt at humor.
>>52202917
I refuse.
>>52202918
What the fuck man, you're blowing my mind. I guess it has living bacteria in it...
>>52202930
It actually was, I saw some temperature maps, and flagstaff was at 11 while I didn't see a single other city below 20. Normally those places are frozen wastelands compared to us, but we got hit with something nasty this weekend.
How do people deal with constant rainy and cloudy that goes on for weeks and weeks with no end in sight? I'm moving to a town in Oregon next year and I'm look at their weather forecast. It's 90% rain for two weeks straight. And it's been like this for a month and won't stop soon.
The girl singing the anthem looks fit.
Well folks, the polls are closed and I've tabulated the results.
It's readily apparent that the vast majority of respondents (84%) were in favour of me fucking right off.
Fortunately, I'm a massive faggot attention whore who doesn't care what any of you have to think.
>>52202987
As someone originally from Phoenix Arizona, I can say that constant sunshine is just as depressing.
>>52202959
Do you seriously think that whites are the only ones that can handle the cold?
>>52202959
Yes, can confirm.
It is non-white because of natives & Filipinos.
>>52203015
Chinks have a decent handle on it too
>>52202917
reroll because I fucking hate gayreeks
>>52203005
Trump looks better.
>>52203009
Yeah I know, I'm from California, and for two years straight we almost had constant sunshine until we got hit with a cold and wet front this year in the Bay Area. It got me pissed rather than depressed.
But I'm just wondering if constant, back-to-back rainstorms is any different
>>52203015
That wasn't the point I was trying to make. Usually irrelevant places have little to no non-whites.
>>52202917
Rolling for Hungarian
>>52203055
Rand is smoking today.
Rand setting the tone. Trump is finished.
>>52203099
i'd rather Trump than randlet
>I'm voting for Kasich
>>52203146
He's good desu
What do you lads think of eugenics?
would you any of these girls? Middle is a bit chub but decent I guess
>>52203133
Rand is probably the best person on that stage.
Too bad he'll never win.
Just leave schools closed in California
>>52203200
W-why?
>>52203166
>girls
>>52203162
>>52203166
Are you going to force me to drink and will you provide condoms?
>qt girl mentions she wants to see a new movie that came out
>ask her to go see it
>she says yes
>another guy in the group chat says "ok"
FUCK
>>52203186
I like him too, he's very conservative but yeah. Not happening. You have to be popular with the core republicans
>>52203186
he'd be Reagan 2.0
Fuck that shit....at least trump is hillarious
>>52203162
I think it's good, because the more people eugenicised, the less options women have for procreational sex which means they'll have to fug me. :D
