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swag edition
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I'm the only virgin in /cum/
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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M34OelgSlKI
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>tfw pretty sure my dick is getting smaller
I just want to have a nice 7 inch girthy cock to be desu

>>52195641
nope
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>>52195641
No you're not.
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>>52195641
/cum/ is all virgins
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Everyone here excited to spend christmas with the gf?
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>>52195720
>tfw 7.5"x5.5" 25-year-old KV
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>>52195575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ly3J5gC570
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>>52195849
Nah

Got rid of her cause I ain't buyin her shit
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Everyday I slip further and further into delusion. Soon, I will be irreparably mad.

Also, Anime
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>>52195916
damn boy
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>tfw not a virgin

sex is bretty gud i tell u hwat
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>>52195849
>tfw you were voted least likely to get a girlfriend ever in your high school yearbook
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>>52195961
Stay based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr9y-yh8Xt8
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Thanks for all the buds in the last thread who gave me advice on how to become more disciplined.

I agree with the notion that making short-term (perhaps daily) goals instead of only long-term goals would help.
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>>52195922
Mad people are happy people.
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>>52196053
It's how I got control of my shit.
I did around the house projects and got myself to walk around and workout.
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hello mi amigos
im 20 years old, i will have a milf girlfriend?
35-45 years old
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>>52195641

i'm the only virginia in /cum/
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>who /mumble/ here?
>girl at subway made the wrong type of sandwich
>cashier gave me the wrong pack of cigarettes

at least I'm able to try new things
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>mfw live alone in a run down studio apartment in Detroit
>wake up every day, get ready and walk to work
>hands constantly in my coat pockets, right hand gripped around my knife just in case
>everything is gray and dirty and sad looking
>get to work
>hate my job
>leave work
>it's dark out
>get home safely, lock my door and sigh

I'm so lonely anons
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>>52196171
This is true
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>>52196171
>tfw the only other okie was here for a minute and it was in the early morning
>tfw I will never have an okie bro
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>>52196053

depending on your personality, it might even help you to write down some short, medium and long term goals. That will cement it a bit and make you think a bit more about what you want.

You've already got your first major goal anyways: become more disciplined.
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>>52196262
Did you take that at the University?
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>>52196277
>tfw the only other /cum/dumpster from Ontario hates me
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>>52196171
>>52196277
>There are multiple regular Manitoban posters despite it being incredibly sparsely populated
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who /cuck/ here
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>>52196369
W-Windsor?
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>tfw all my california bros are 300 miles south
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>>52196192
I used to until I became an alcoholic who doesn't give a shit.

>Went to McDonald's one night
>Had 4 beers before
>Wait in line for like 10 minutes
>Notice one person got as wrong order because they gave the bag back
>Finally get to window
>"That'll be $6.70"
>"Let me see what's in the bag first"
>She hands me the bag, a burger is missing
>"There's a fucking burger missing"
>She begins to stutter
>Crumple a $5 bill into a ball, throw it into the window and drive away
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>>52196450
Toronto
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STEAM SALE DATE CONFIRMED BUDS
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>>52196262
detroit?
are you black?
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>>52196436
Not me.
>>52196409
Seriously jelly.
>>52196369
One day senpai will notice you.
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My mom is such a good cook bros
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>>52196580
Probably a Uni Student.
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>>52196575

reminder that flash sales and community votes are gone
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>>52196628
whatd she make?
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>>52196436
Everyday bro. Only a beta would deny it.
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>>52196645
Bad feel.
Those were the most exciting parts.

I like cheap games either way though
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>>52196568
I swear no one lives in Windsor ;-;
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>>52196575
>December 22nd is the day after I'll fail my driving test
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>>52196666
Homemade chicken pot pie. Shit is good.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz7zYjR0pZY
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>>52196551
Yeah, it's one of the reasons why I'm slowly becoming an alchie as well.
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>>52196580
No, white. Born and raised here.
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>>52196715

how do you fail a driving test? Are they really strict in canada or something?
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>>52196192
Slow down your speech, take your time, and speak up. Just practice at home if it bothers you that much.
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>>52196759
oh
can you fuck with black girls?
when you are white, or only they fuck with niggers??
sorry my bad english
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>>52196551
>going to mcdonald's
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>>52196715
Don't feel bad. I failed my driving test the first time because I wasn't about to have some nigger tell me where to put my hands on the steering wheel.
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We have too many girl that post here. Disgusting.
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>>52196774
Failed mine the first time because I got nervous and did some stupid things.
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>>52196742
Just don't let it go too far. Some days were awful, especially the blackouts. I've woken up covered in dried blood and found every knife I own stuck in the wall near my bedroom door along with arrows stuck in random places in the room. My drunken mindset was pretty much "alright, I'm going to cut myself badly and drive every sharp object I own into the walls".
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>>52196873

>/cum/
>girls

nice meme
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>>52196878
Are you me?
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>>52196812
The only black girls who acknowledge white guys are the middle class ones, usually weebs. The ghetto black girls are disgusting and I would never touch them. And even if I did, I'd probably end up severely beaten soon after
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>>52196873
Wouldn't mind upgrading one of their wardrobes desu
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>>52196833
McDonald's is good when you're drunk and have little money.
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>>52196915
>He still thinks girls don't post here
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>>52196908
wew lad

I'm much more socially competent when I'm buzzed, but whenever I go full blackout I always make a huge ass of myself, so I try to keep the drinking regulated.
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>>52197009

>he thinks they do
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>>52196878

yeah I suppose that would do it. I got mine first try, and even aced the parallel parking test somehow. I don't think I properly parallel parked again for years, so that was a bit of luck.

One of my brothers failed like 5 times, we made fun of him mercilessly for that
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>>52197006
Tacobell is better in that situation.
So is burger king.
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>tfw get uncontrollable tremors so i can't drive
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>people that still use the term global warming
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>>52197133
did you post on /r9k/ one time saying you couldn't give a blowjob because you might bite his wiener off?
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>>52196774
>>52196870
Straight-body truck driving test on a 6-speeds Freightliner M2. Driving it in the city is piss easy, but I feel like I'm gonna fail the the part of the air-brakes system verification.

I've had my regular licence for 7 years now.
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>>52197133
I drive fine, I just can't do it when I'm getting tested for it.
I'll pray for you senpai. But you need to make the change.
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>>52197194
hahaha, nah i don't go there
>>52197205
I can't control it, I'm not medically able to get a license.
They've gotten better compared to a few years ago, but I certainly can't drive.
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lads...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd5ZLJWQmss

This was once the number one song in the United States
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>>52197044
>more socially competent when I'm buzzed
One of the reasons why I started.
>go full blackout I always make a huge ass of myself
Done that way too many times.
>>52197065
Taco Bell is much further away from here (3 miles), and Burger King is even further away (5 miles). McDonald's is 1 mile away.
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Am I the only liberal here?
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>>52197341
fuck off
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>>52197290

>tfw euro truck is my shit but actually driving a semi across the country is depressing and mind numbingly boring
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http://strawpoll.me/6278623
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>>52197341

>liberal
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http://exhentai.org/g/575868/2b7fedf974/
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>>52197341
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>>52197379
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>52197379
>t. alberto barbosa
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>>52197341
I was pretty liberal with your mother last night
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>>52197341
no. though i prefer the term 'leftist contrarian' for myself.

>>52197379
it's the best meme
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>>52197341
I'm an absolute monarchist
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>>52197407

>prostate massage
>bondage
>foot licking
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>I'm an absolute monarchist
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>>52197407
Not my kinda thing but good reaction image from the end.
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>>52197486
Read it, you slut.
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>go to class
>go to work
>go home
>sleep

I want a rich bf
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>tfw everything I see is related to either starwars or politics right now
>tfw hate starwars and the new one looks like the worst yet
>tfw trying to avoid politics all together this election

when will it all stop
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>>52197543

no

thats some of the worst fetishes all bundled up into one
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honestly, every time i see a picture of a cute girl i feel like fapping. but because of my meds it takes forever to cum. feels bad.
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>>52197547
We all do senpai
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>>52197547
please be my gf
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where can i find a girl like this in the US lads?
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>>52197595
At any trailer park of your choosing.
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>>52197547

a-are you a grill?
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>>52197563
>doesn't like star wars
>trying to avoid stuff that will deal with the future of his country.

how's it feel to be a waste of life?
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>>52197574
fuck you, they're all great

Post the mysterious comic the Virginian was talking about. I bet it's some hardcore gay stuff
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post what 13 year old you would be listening to if he were around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq3QmtV8vT0
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>>52197595
anime conventions
she will be the 0.1% that is attractive
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>>52197379
>forgetting sir billi
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>>52197547
How do you expect to get a rich bf if you're an uncultured wageslave? Have you even gone to Cotillion yet?
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>>52197634
>voting in an election that won't matter
>spending dozens of hours learning about people who are actually just actors
>watching a meme movie that was only good 20 years ago

It is you who is the waste of life anon, wasting every second of your life with thinks that are shit and useless
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>>52197547
even if I were rich, I would turn a girl like this down
cant stand the thought of a girl being even slightly being attracted to me for my money.
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>>52197668
I liked sir billy. It was silly.
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>>52197595

>tfw no qtpi rose gf
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im saucin im saucin on you
im swaggin im swaggin on yoooouuuu
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i want a milf girlfriend
i'm 18, is it easy?
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Daily reminder the state of Sinaloa is full and none of you are welcomed

Bye
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>>52197595
A mental hospital
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>>52197407
Nice, but old as fuck.
I already jacked off to this.
You need to get off the girls forM train already.
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>>52197712
>upset because a girl factors in how well a guy will be able to take care of her and treat her to things when determining whether she wants to be with him or not
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>>52197757
considering the majority of women in their 40s or older are single and men at that age are more likely to be dating women in their 20s or 30s, I think it's perfectly possible.

Just know you're mostly going to find fat women with loose vaginas and morals and more issues than you can probably handle
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>>52197765
No one wants to go there anyway
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>>52197647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AsLRPzqdpc

I'm still an Ozzy fan. I hope he releases another album soon, I've listened to Black Sabbath's 13 so many times in the past 2 years.
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>>52197757
not really.

and don't.
they are disgusting.
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>>52197802

>I already jacked off to this

so much for you being straight
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>>52197585
>>52197620
>girls on /cum/
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>>52197823
Good
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Grades are showing up right now lads
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>>52197830
Actually yeah it can be pretty easy and many of them aren't disgusting.
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>>52197834
Not a single gay thing about it.
And you're one to talk shemale lover. ;^)
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>>52197807
in today's society, women can get decent paying jobs
im not supporting some leech cunt
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>>52197802
Recommend me something then
>>52197834
That was completely straight
You're the one that was admiring cocks, apparently
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>>52197846
Well memed. I'll have a qt /cum/ gf someday.
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>>52197885
literally where are they not disgusting?
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>>52197647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
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the more i delve into escapism and made-up worlds, the better i feel
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Is there honestly anything wrong with giving a friend a blowjob if he has blue balls and you're both straight?
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>>52197910
I hear LA is single now.

try her.
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>>52197950

yah, its gay
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>her GPA is less than 4.0
lmao at least your caught up on House of Cards lmao
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>>52197647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqK1FrO3BdM
Slipknot still go p hard desu
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>>52197950
yes. tbqhwyf
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>>52197950
Wrong?

No.

But it's gay as a fucking rainbow anon.
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>run and get some eggs
I hate this shit
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>>52197950
no.
and Its not gay to jerk off with your schoolmates either
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>>52197983
>>52198034
>>52198053

How is it gay if the relationship is purely platonic and both parties are heterosexual?
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>>52197407

>tfw no sister
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>>52198147

because you're sucking off another dude

dont be gay like virginia. Its not a path you want to go down
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>I don't wear skinny jeans
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>>52197407
>>52198171
>tfw sad panda

pls describe ever slide for me in detail being as lewd as possible
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>>52198172
But it's not sexual.
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>>52197904
You probably already know about this, it's hard not to but for anyone else.
http://exhentai.org/g/593593/8925c2702d/
Then
http://exhentai.org/g/860687/806c16e946/
http://exhentai.org/g/833588/7c14b20b32/
http://exhentai.org/g/880430/45df8338b4/
http://exhentai.org/g/878770/912b318eca/
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>>52198207

>tfw no panda sister
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>>52198191
slim fit is the rage now

skinny jeans just make you look like Peter Pan
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>>52198207
Sorry that would be a violation of club rules
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>>52198147
Because one man getting another man to ejaculate is literally homosexual behavior.

I'm not fucking misusing the word literally either.
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>>52198225

fellatio is a sexual act
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>>52198225
>sucking someones dick to get them off sexually isn't sexual
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>>52198144
I need the link dude
That douchebag won't post it because he's a huge homo
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would you "fuck" them lads?
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>>52198285
>>52198312
guys take it easy on him

he has no worldly experience on the matter
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>>52198313

Im not a homo, I am LITERALLY the most heterosexual person here. Okie even just posted futa porn
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>>52198284
It is literally not gay to take part in mutual masturbation with another guy.
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>>52198260
>http://exhentai.org/g/833588/7c14b20b32/
>http://exhentai.org/g/860687/806c16e946/
Naice. I haven't read these.
>>52198359
then post it
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>>52198404
Forgot this one.
http://exhentai.org/g/792107/024e8362f2/
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>>52198379

thats literally a gay circlejerk, you fruit
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>>52198357
what an obnoxious meme face
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>>52198379
>it is literally gay tho
>>
being a cute boy wearing girly clothes is literally not gay
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>le is it gay meme
>le it's not gay meme

Please adopt a new gimmick lads
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>>52198419
perfect
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I dont have a girlfriend
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>>52198489
Crossdressers are worse than normal gay people, even if they're straight.
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I've only had one girl friend and did sexual related stuff to her.

She use to love to suck my dick, did it literally every day after school in 7th grade, would put candy at the base of my dick and try to deep throat down to it.

Never once did I cum from a BJ though, I think I only even go close once. I must've gotten hundreds of BJ's from her, ranging from her parents bed to the movie theater to halls of apartment buildings.

Are BJ's just shit tier and people don't admit it?
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>>52198489

its almost as gay as sucking another dude off
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>>52198312
>>52198285
It's a completely platonic act.
You're only sexualising it because you're latent homos.
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>>52198538

blowjobs completely depend on the skill of the girl as to whether they're good or not. Most girls are not very good at them however.
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>>52198538
Your dick is broken.
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>>52198527
You're welcome
>>52198581
pic
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>>52198537

In what possible way?

>>52198559

>guy and girl have sex while he's dressed in qt clothes
>gay

PICK UNO
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>>52195575
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>>52198725

no commies allowed
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>>52198538
in my experience, yes

i can't boast about getting bjs from too many girls though, id guess 4-5
>>
How do I get a girl who I'll never meet to be my gf?
>>
Let's be honest here.
High heels should return to being a guy thing.
Why do women always steal male fashion trends?
The ones I can think of off the top of my head are reversing pink and blue, high heels, and uggs.
>>
Connecticut are you still here? Please respond
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>>52198741
better red than dead
>>
>>52198538
Giving one seems pretty cool
>>
>>52198799

>High heels should return to being a guy thing.

Manlet detected

also no, heels make girls legs look quite nice.
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>>52198651
Can't refute my flawless argument.
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what are you listening to
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>>52196436
>I'm so desperate that'd I'd actually considered being half of a relationship with a girl

I wouldn't want to watch her get fucked or know when it happened, but I think I just want someone to be close with.

I don't want to be a cuck, /int/, but I also don't want to be alone.
>>
>>52198538
I take a long ass time to cum from anything that isn't myself jacking it, but blowjobs are good. Giving them just isn't for people with short attention spans and bad skill.
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>>52198909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVV06jTYjeY
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>I never went to any parties, did drugs, drank, or had sex in high school
>Still had shitty grades

What went so terribly wrong
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>>52198909
Sure as shit not that precious little artist.
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So I just now recently discovered this conspiracy that people think Michelle Obama is actually a transgender man. Honestly I don't know how I didn't notice it before but the traits are pretty damning.

Does anybody know if there are skeptics or anything that deflate this conspiracy? I mean personally I wouldn't have a problem with her being trans gendered, but it certainly gives me a fresh perspective.

Also I find it kind of neat that it would make Obama the first black president and the first homosexual president.
>>
>>52198909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8VD8tx3l_w
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>>52198900
Keep pretending to be retarded all you want.
Also, this is probably too hetero for you.
http://exhentai.org/g/645778/c9b99f732e/
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>>52199012
>and the first homosexual president.
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>>52199000
Dumb, learning disability, or didn't care (either for reasons or because dumb). One of the three.
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>>52199025

>full censorship

whats the point?
>>
>>52198538
you are literally me I had the exact same problem at the exact same age
stop using coarse surfaces to masturbate
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>>52198800
Well fugg..
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>>52199128
>stop using coarse surfaces to masturbate
my hand?

lube is too messy desu
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>>52199124
post link
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>>52199124
Its about the plot
http://exhentai.org/g/802409/2445d88dd4/
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>>52199154
if youre circumcised, yeah.
jerking into blankets killed my dick, but im sure nervousness and her lack of skill had a bit to do with it as well.
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>>52199189

super gay

probably the gayest thing you've linked so far
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>>52199012
>tfw nobody will take this post seriously but it's actually pretty interesting

I mean her shoulders are wider than her hips, by a pretty decent margin at that, she's about 5'11 which is the average height for men, she has what appears to be a shaved adam's apple in some of her speeches and many times she is seen having what appears to be a bulge.

That's not mentioning that her ring finger is longer than her pointer finger which is USUALLY a trait of a man, though I know it does happen in some women with high testosterone levels.

Not to mention her arms always look RIPPED for a woman
>>
If this is the last Republican debate, why are there still like 14 people in it? It should just be Trump, Cruz, Rubio, and maybe Carson or Bush tbqh
>>
1738 YEAAAAAAAAH BABY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_kF4zLNKio
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>>52198538
>>52198607

This, verily. I was nearly convinced I just didn't like them until finally a chick came along that knew what she was doing. Jesus christ, ladies, are you that fucking lazy because it's so easy for you to get laid? You better believe I put forth some effort and pay attention if I go down on a grill.
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>>52199295

>negresses are so ugly people think they're men
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>>52199357
>if I go down on a grill

You're going to die from throat cancer.
>>
>>52199287
It has a really nice story
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>>52199400

what would you know about story, all you do is stare at the dicks
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>>52199287
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>>52199295
>Not to mention her arms always look RIPPED for a woman
>Ripped
Lol
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>>52199398
Takes too long.
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>>52196575
Nice, ill try getting burial at sea
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>URL ends in "cum#bottom"

LOL
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>>52199420
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>>52199467

whom are you quoting?
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>>52199420
Yaoi isn't like that, there is a lot more going on in them than just the sex

Its your "straight" doujins that are about dick
>>
>>52199422
Jalisco, I've been wondering for a while. I had 3 online friends from your area and was wondering if you'd be willing to post the first 2 letters of your main online username.
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>all these dumb Alberto Barbosa threads
>you guys still think it isn't the worst meme
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Why is she so perfect
>>
>>52199552
t.homo
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>>52199552
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>52199189

bretty gay but I read it all anyways wew

>>52199357

Exactly. If you think you don't like bjs, just wait till you get with a girl who knows what she's doing, it will blow your mind.

I think a lot of the problem is that guys are scared to give any advice to girls, so the girls don't know what is good or not.
>>
>>52199552
t. Roberto Espinoza
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>>52199504

the doujins I link are ALWAYS 100% heterosexual. Yours is always the gay shit

>>52199568
even as a skellington myself, that is too skellington
>>
>>52199568
Skeletal pussy.
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>>52199568
She could turn scary real quick
>>
>>52199568
>raccoon eyes
>emo hair
>studded bracelets
>black everything
>basically trying to be 1990-tier heroin chic
Please kill it with fire
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>>52199447
>genuinely trying to imply this don't
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>>52199504
He's ignoring me.
This is incredibly rude and I'm pretty sure he was reading something very gay.

>>52199516
Mavisreed on steam
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>>52199686
Ah, you're not someone I knew.
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I'm about to do it, lads. I'm gonna text that girl from yesterday. Wish me luck.
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>>52199587
>>52199592
>>52199606
t. Wanna be Aussie fuccbois
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>>52199706

godspeed, bud
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>>52199706
LUCK LAD
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>>52199653
>photoshop
Nice
>>52199706
good luck
>>
>>52199012
>>52199295
>obama even calls her michael in one of his speeches

https://youtu.be/8cgk732vfGQ

Like I haven't seen anybody have anything to refute this conspiracy, usually somebody has something to prove it's probably not true
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All the Argies who comment on Irish Rebel songs on youtube make me laugh
They're so mad about the Falklands still

>>52199629
Yes but mine are about two men having sex

Yours is just a collection of dick pics

>>52199686
I've looked trough my history but I just can't find it
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>>52199716
t.fuccboi
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>>52199778

you obviously dont remember it that well, because a hot woman is bieng plowed in almost every single frame
>>
What's the best cheese and why is it Brie?
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>>52199820
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>>52199846

its OBJECTIVELY muenster and colby jack
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>>52199594
That could be, but I was never given any pointers beyond "there" or "that" and lord knows their equipment is typically a lot more individualized.
>>
>>52199820
the "woman" was like two lines on the page

That dick had details and was positioned so it was the clear focal point of the page
Thats p gay
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N-New York isn't a meme state, r-right guys?
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>>52199887
new york is one of the memest states on the planet senpai
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>>52199706
Kill 'em all, amigo
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>>52199887

you tell me. I visited there a while back and it was quite the meme
>>
>>52199846
That ain't feta, mozzarella, or provolone.
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>>52199887
If a states population exceeds 5 million it's a meme state.
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>>52199846
that's a funny way of spelling Oka
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>>52199706
Post the play by play
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>>52199954

>things flyovers say
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>>52199706
Keep the spaghetti contained, good luck.
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>>52199972
I'd love to but it's gonna be in spanish.
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>>52200013
Yo hablo
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>>52200062
Okay if I don't drop the spaghetti I'll post it, but it won't be play by play.
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>>52199954
lol
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>>52200094
How is /cum/ supposed to supplement your game if you don't post the play by play
>>
>>52200128
>/cum/
>supplement game
>having game
>supplementing anything
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>>52200182

I-I got game
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>>52200206
prove it, show me your girlfriend.
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>>52200245
>posting your gf on /cum/
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>>52200245

its just taking a while
>>
I'm making an image for foreigners that explains each of the 50 states in a tl;dr form.
For example:
>Louisiana
>62% white
>8% French speakers, lots of murders, voodoo witch doctors, New Orleans and mardi gras. Second most blacks by %.

I want you all to write some of them and factcheck.

Start by tl;dr your state.
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>>52200283
Sidechick is also acceptable
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>>52200283
>not getting the obvious joke
He doesn't have a gf. I'm a scattman tehe poo pee
>>
>>52200328
>AZ
>Mormons
>heat
that's it
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>>52200335
Even if he did, even if he did.
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>>52200328

>California

>mexicans
>sun
>dude weed lmao
>north and south are completely different
>>
Can we get a quick normie headcount
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>>52200373
>not full-auto
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>>52200328
>that diversification
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>>52200328
>NY
>Apples
>New York City
>Can get pretty cold
That's about it.
>inb4 Jews
>>
>>52200373
You're thinking of Utah.

Arizona is Mexicans and heat.
>>
>>52200436

dont forget your nignogs
>>
>>52200328
>Kentucky
>88% white
>Chicken
>Bourbon
>Horses
>Ft. Knox
>Fuck Hoosiers
>>
Sasha Grey only has one pissing scene
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>>52200453
If you live in a nice part of AZ it's mormons. The east valley is more mormon than mexican for example. downtown phoenix is pretty mexican though
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>>52200373
>>52200407
>>52200436
see >>52200494

This guy has exactly what I'm looking for.
Saves me a fuckload of time.
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>>52200436
da joooooooos
>>
New thread:
>>52200491
>>52200491
>>52200491
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>>52200539
you're over 20 post early retard
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>>52200539
>being this much of a newfag
>not knowing the bump limit and STILL thinking you can even begin to THINK of making a thread
>>
>>52200328
>Arkansas
mountains in the north
Mississippi river on the east
bayou in the south

it's still typically old school southern
walmart was founded here and the HQ is here
we also invented cheese dip

also they grow lots of weed up in the ozark mountains, it's full of hippies and rednecks that like to toke
>>
>>52200539
kill yourself
>>
>>52200533
>AZ
>50% white
>mormons
>mexicans
>heat
>fucking awful roads
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>>52200533

>implying Idaho is a bad thing

fuggin cucks
>>
>>52200533

fine

>74% white(look it up if you dont believe me)
>38% mexican
>dude weed lmao
>sun
>forestry
>silicon valley
>wine country
>snow
>gib water
>>
>>52200328
>Oklahoma
>White: 72.2%
>Native American: 8.6%
>Cowboys, Injuns, farming, oil, top NBA team, top College football team.
>nothing else
>>
>>52200685
I saw that.
Is it believable?
Almost all of the whites here in NC with Spanish last names say they're from California or Florida.
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>>52200685
>74% white
>38% mexican
>>
>>52200608
>fully fucking automatic weapons you dense fucking faggot this shit is meant to be interesting to foreigners
>>
>>52200328
Canada might as well be part of the USA, so I'll do my province.

>Quebec
REMOVE OIL, remove oil
you are worst english. you are the english idiot you are the english smell. return to ontariao. to our ontario cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo....ahahahaha ,alberta we will never forgeve you. FLQ rascal FUck but fuck asshole english stink alberta unitted states united stats..october crisis best day of my life. take a bath of dead english..ahahahahahALBERTA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget war 1812 .unieted states we kill the president , united statess return to your precious ireland....hahahahaha idiot english and albertan smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE OIL FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+france+new england+acadian=kill alberta...you will 1812/tupac alive in quebec, tupac making album of quebec . fast rap tupac quebec. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac... you are ppoor stink english... you live in a suburb hahahaha, you live in bungalow

tupac alive numbr one #1 in quebec ....fuck the ontario ,..FUCKk ashol english no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the english farm aminal with rap magic now we the qebec rule .ape of the zoo prime ministar piere trudeau fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and alberta wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u like a skull of pig. quebec greattst countrey
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why do niggers still exist
why is this scourge allowed to be here
>>
>>52200745

fucking wikipedia is giving me stupid statistics

its saying a 40/60 split with 17% asians too, so the population is like 117%
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>>52200787
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>>52200745
I'd imagine they'd look like this.
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>>52198741
the red flag flies over /cum/
>>
>>52200328
>Virginia
>surprisingly few whites (63%)
>rednecks
>coal
>tech industry in the north
>military
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>>52200799
This still gets me.
>>
>>52200817

ok...

>White, not Hispanic or Latino: 15,763,625 42.3%
>mexican/hispanic: 14,013,719 37.6%
>asian: 5,556,592 14.9%
>>
>>52200875
Me too. I always get a weird feeling that I'll share the little penguins fate.
>>
>>52200869
We're 70% white

http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/51000.html
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>>52200910
I don't, but I know what it's like to want that fate.
>>
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>>52200907

plus 7% blacks still puts it over 100%

how the fuck do I calculate this
>>
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>>52200932
You're 100% cute
>>
>>52200971
Does this count the mixed race population?
>>
>>52200999
These are not gayposting hours.
>>
>>52201038

I dont think so

Black or African American 2,683,914 7.2%
Multiracial (two or more races) 1,815,384 4.8%
>>
>>52200328
florida
flat as fuck, swamps nobody lives in deep south
miami is KKKocaine captial
population is half nigga, half hurr confederacy
also old people everywhere
the wimmin here are on point though
no distinct accent
also C U B A N S
>>
>>52200328
>ohio
>82% white
>astronauts
What is it about Ohio that makes people want to flee the earth?
>important during elections
>cleveland, cinncinnati, columbus are populated areas, the rest is corn.
>>
>>52200328
Kansas, flat, farms, poor, meth, and boring.
Missouri, Kansas 2.0 with hills and Kansas city+ st.louis.
Oklahoma, religious Kansas now with blacks!
>>
>>52201422
probably the fact that it is so mediocre in every way that you cannot hate it or like it and are stuck in a perpetual feeling of mediocrity
>>
>>52201422
>>52201533
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
I forgot to add this
>tfw I live here
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>steamweb has maxed out your cpu
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