There are anthems with better lyrics (France) and there are anthems which are more stoic (Russia)
But I defy anybody to produce an anthem that makes you want to fight a horrible, dismissive of the Geneva convention stylee war involving bare fists and your unprotected dick like this catchy number.
Ó Pátria amada,
Idolatrada,
Salve! Salve!
I loathe nationalism in all of its forms and am a certified pacifist and woman respecter. Nevertheless, this anthem makes me want to rape and kill my way through any fucker that comes within eyeshot.
I offer Brasil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyyOahYXhUQ
Any advances?
yeah the national anthem is really good
but "i vow to thee my country" is just beautiful m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=bvouc8Qs_MI
i know it is not a national anthem,but it is worth mentioning
Most Schway National Anthem desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuQUTc6a9Ys
Why don't you scrap God Save the Queen?
Rule Britannia is way better
>>52192500
>Nevertheless, this anthem makes me want to rape and kill my way through any fucker that comes within eyeshot.
It's inside every man mate. When We decide to annex South America once for all you are welcome, like Cochrane (he ended up being an ahole tho) was.
>>52192881
Rule Britannia is pure cowpat compared to
Land Of Hope And Glory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tW0QqiT2LU
GSTQ is the worst anthem in history though.
>>52192881
Because they still have a queen but don't rule the waves, nigger.
>>52193006
With an anthem like that, I am surprised motherfuckers like Peru, Argentina and Bolivia etc still exist. The entire continent should be called Brasil by now.
>>52192500
>I loathe nationalism in all of its forms and am a certified pacifist and woman respecter.
What he meant
>i'm homosexual
>i believe in the wage gap
>i have been friendzoned but found a 40 years old rag who already had 3 abortions and she took me in as long as i paid her bills
>>52192500
Brazil anthem sounds like circus music and the lyrics are so cheesy it makes me cringe.
>>52193199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOQqBMz70iM
>>52193243
OP is obviously an Indian currynigger, that's why he likes the circus song.
>yep, I'm selfish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv8LriCtwxE
>>52193124
If only you knew.
>>52193199
Yes but it makes me want to rape and kill. Perhaps the lyrics are a diatribe about not raping and killing. I don't know. I barely looked at the Wikipedia translation.
Perhaps you'd like to offer a rapier, killier alternative?
>>52193311
In fairness, Yugoslavia took your song and made it awesome so I'm glad you went for an alternative.
I like. This is very brutal.
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE gotta be one of my favourite anthems.
I like the Montenigger's anthem tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPtPjMdtofk
Soviet one is nice but overrated as fuck
I also think that if your anthem was written with an intention of becoming an anthem (written for a contest) your country is literally a non country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mxJQGOFAkY
It sounds like a video game ost
>>52193422
>Yugoslavia took your song and made it awesome so I'm glad you went for an alternative.
>alternative
wtf, we still have the Mazurek as an anthem. Yugos just took the music, and Hohols took the words.
>>52193426
Oh Say Can You See sounds great with a military band and all male chorus but when do you ever hear that version these days?
>>52193492
You misread me friend
One thing we can all agree this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Zn6ERmZXM
is the worst anthem ever. Like a christmans song or something from a Disney's movie.
>>52193591
GSTQ is the worst.
I quite like this as it reminds me of the South Park film. But yeah, as an imposing call to arms, it's pants.
Throw anything on me, you got nothing on this one.
We should've kept it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOXMf6yDCU
>>52192500
Our anthem sucks desu...
Our flag also sucks...
fml
>>52193691
Much better indeed ataman.
>>52193675
Now compare Canada's anthem to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BulFwGSi8bc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h5M78YVN8M
Frenchies got it right
>>52193791
>dont do it
>no
>no i wont shitpost about alberto barbosa
>cantholditback.jpg
t. Alberto Barbosa
I'm very sorry Joao
>>52193103
what? it isnt?
>>52193791
Get out
https://youtu.be/MkSQ6_XhvjQ
New Zealands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dPcj_aC8fk
Listen past the first chorus (Its in maori). The second chorus in English is really good. Give your opinion
>>52194104
not posting the obviously superior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx_8Vzuyayg
>>52194145
Linked wrong one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhCgcZ0efAA
>yfw the most beautiful anthem of Brazil is of a state.
VIVA 32!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzu9M0AnRzw
E antes de qualquer coisa, aquele hino oficial do estado é realmente desgostante.
>>52194066
>>52194266
>>52194192
>anthem sung by little fascist kids in the 40's
Ewww lad
>>52194246
>>52194145
Not the Haka
>It is life
>It is death
>Here comes the hairy man (gesticulate around genital area)
>Walk into the Sun
>Now let's go to war
Not interested
Make the haka your anthem or bounce along.
>>52194425
Fuck off, the haka is fucking gay and cringe.
Whenever a haka video goes viral I want to off myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w8CAZtq5VQ
>>52194480
Ah...
I'm actually an oldfag and the only thing you used to be known for was blowing up hippies and doing the haka.
If the haka has since been appropriated by faggots then you have my sympathies.
This tbqh
https://youtu.be/P1CyPjQQTAM
What can i say gommies know how to make good songs
>>52194651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixznlxm-ino
This anthem is pretty rad,desu, I wish we had this anthem at least in instrumental
>>52193012
Jerusalem is best desu
>>52192500
I'm a bit biased, but Russias beats them all.
France is really beautiful too. Sung well Americas is nice, but they love butchering it with howling nigers.
>>52193422
>brutal
For me it sounds sublime and pleasant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP6atcBlO_w
>>52194799
Most poetic, of all anthems, yes. William Blake isn't one of the greatest poets of all time for nothing. But for pure rabble rousing, LoHaG is the way to go.
>>52194843
Mentioned in OP. Russia most stoic, France best "bantz" if you will and earlier, agreed entirely. Star Spangled is chilling when sang in the right kind of way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mffoOM3yy2A
>>52194890
Depends on the ears I guess. Beautiful I think we would both agree on.
>>52193591
I present you the old somali anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6wg_nfLTJ8
At least they changed it to something less embarassing in 2012.
>>52194843
Forgot to ask, Soviet or Putin version?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afOqrmfYQl0
i really like the old ddr anthem tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzRhFH5OyHo
Not an anthem, but a military song, and my favorite one.
>>52195224
Puta de funk
>>52195349
That is great, pretty awesome to hear that during a march
>>52195349
This song is too comical in the west to be taken seriously. Do wonder how it would sound to "foreign" ears though.
>the US national anthem tune is from an 18th-century English gentlemen's club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KcHg5ZOIgU
>>52195568
The lyrics are indeed comical, but that's part of the appeal.
>you will never ironically sing about your countrymen's naïveté under the sound of heavy gunfire and drumming while marching towards Loyalist soldiers to give 'em hell
>>52195593
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Commies make some really good music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
>>52195593
fug
>>52196309
Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH8dYuoBC4w
This one is pretty good too
