having a gf, what does it feel like?
>>52191874
Very good, or so I heard. Why else would people waste their privacy, money and time on them?
Pretty shit t b h
Good at first then you want another one
Blissful at first. Then it gets boring. Then it gets annoying.
You tell me your Majesty, what does it feel like to have a harem?
ok
>>52192058
and then you get used to it and when it ends you miss it ;_;
Girlfirends really exists? I only have seen that in books and films. I thought it was a mythical creature like elfs.
>>52192046
>>52192058
>>52192190
all these desu
>>52192190
like everything
>>52191874
It's kind of bitter sweet
You feel a kind of warm security when you're close and things are good
But it's like a roller coaster. You have good times and bad times.
>>52191874
>t.
What do they smell like?
>>52192195
Turns out elves are real too, you just have to stay awake long enough to catch them
>>52192393
like their shampoo
Bags of sand
>>52192058
That sounds sad, do you think it's always like that?
>>52192393
a mixture of natural pheromones, their favourite shampoo, their favourite cologne, and Tyrone's semen
>>52192530
ugh, so progreessive
It is suppose to give you the drive, to want to better yourself for someone
Sometimes it doesn't trigger that want
energy consuming
>>52192485
No, not always. I have a close female friend who I enjoy spending every minute with. Sadly I was a massive betamax back when I met her 5 years ago, so friends is as close as we'll ever get.
Quads and I find true love. Anything else and it's all a sham.
>>52192455
>not the french gfs 2bqh
>>52191874
Draining.
>>52192586
>to better yourself for someone
>for someone
wew lad
t. Siddhartha Gautama
>>52192744
yh, be egoist
>>52192637
Well at least you can hope to Find a similar girl to her one day
>You break up with gf you care about
>She wants to be friends
>Two weeks later she's asking you about how to ask out some other dude
>Realize you meant nothing to her
This is why you cut off all contact after a breakup. That way you can pretend they cared for you a fraction of what you did for them.
I do miss the daily bjs
>>52192950
Sounds nice
>>52192046
>>52192058
>>52192708
This.
It never really adds up for me. I just want someone I can fuck who is also a good friend. Unfortunately part of any relationship is being the emotional crutch for your gf and supporting her in whatever shit is going on in her life. Girls love to make mountains out of molehills, so that gets tiring pretty fast with most. I don't need any emotional support in return so it always ends up feeling one sided for me.
After this girl I probably won't get with another for 5 years or so while I work on my career, lifestyle and personal interests.
Like many things, a gf only seems like a great thing to have when you are deprived of it.
>>52192485
It will always be that unless you meet a truly exceptional girl, so most likely yes.
>>52191874
Ambivalent at first, great for some time after, then just good, next she's sometimes kinda annoying, afterwards spending time with her and listening to her bullshit starts drain your energies and then you swear that if this one is over you won't jump into another relationship until you know she's the one but of course like the dumb fuck you are you "fall in love" with another one just a few months after your previous relationship ended. rinse and repeat
>>52192974
So it's not worth if it's not a "special" girl?
>>52192046
>>52192058
>>52192190
These.
Not really worth the hassle at the moment.
>mfw when I tell grills I can't into relationships and it doesn't matter and we still boink and everything works out just fine
>>52192910
>my experience applies to all other people
>there can't be real mutual caring
Not that cutting contact is a bad thing, but your reasoning is irrational.
>>52193038
Not to me. But different people have different standards. Maybe it is a lot easier for you to be content with a girl than me.
Do take advice from others but always build on your own experience. Don't make your mind up about things until you have some knowledge yourself.
>>52191874
Wish i knew.
The best part of having a gf is when you go to bed and you have someone to hold onto as you fall asleep.
Then seeing her still there when you wake up
>>52193168
You seem cool, any other life advice?
>>52193197
I can't sleep with someone in my bed desu.
>>52192566
cute af desu
>>52193197
What if you have to fart?
>>52193336
Girls fart too you know, if you've had sex then it shouldn't be an issue
>>52193336
you just let it rip lad, farting is a natural process, you accept it
>>52193336
This is why I'll never sleep with anyone in my bed but my cats
>>52193375
Too gross to even think about desu
>>52192195
rip WFB
>>52193209
I don't know mate. Take absolutes with a pinch of salt, there's not much in this world that's black and white.
It may sound cliche but try to see the world a bit. Its not so much about where you travel, but the experiences you have and what you learn from doing it. Beyond the superficial differences people are more or less the same the world over. Many of those who have a wall are the most vulnerable and you should try to be kind to them even when they are not to you.
>>52193294
>>52193197
You get used to it. I couldn't at first but now I do fine. Though I'm like a human radiator so I have to let go and sometimes turn around to sleep.
>>52193294
This. Back when I was still a normie I'd get out of the bed and sleep on the couch once my gf fell asleep since it was way too fucking warm sharing a bed
>>52193481
>catS
Wut
>>52193481
your cats like to smell your farts?
>>52193294
this, I need to move every 5 minutes
>>52193507
>Many of those who have a wall are the most vulnerable and you should try to be kind to them even when they are not to you.
I'm this person with everybody and feel like a cuck desu senpai. Do people outgrow that stuff?
>>52193336
Hope she's asleep.
I've heard talk of couples that are all "lol, it's natural!" or fart around each other all the time (pig disgusting), and I'll have my face micrometers from her asshole, but I want nothing to do with the contents of her bowels unless it's my dick. So I try to extend a little courtesy.
>>52193647
This is the thing about "nice guys" mate. You can do your best to be a good person without being a pushover, that's what I mean.
>>52193519
>back when I was a normie
Once a normie always a normie.
NORMIES OUT
REEEEEEE
>>52192058
Then you break and think 'Fuck yeah now im gonna live the single dream of sex and party everyday'
But theres no drea only
>tfw no gf
And when you find another the cycle repeats.
>wake up every morning with saliva all over my face and pillows
Does this also happen to gfs?
>>52193712
Objectively not true. People can change drastically through experience, both short and long term.
You think a relaxed guy would be the same if he saw his gf get stabbed?
>>52193758
I drool and I don't have a benis
>>52193559
They don't seem to mind, unlike humans
Perhaps there could be a "fart room" with soundproofing and a vent that you could discretely walk to int he middle of the night to let loose
>>52191874
Excessively dramatic tbqh
>>52193777
That's a fucking dark thing to say.
It would certainly mess him up but he could return to his former self. His former self is still in there.
>>52193830
Just using an extreme example to show the point. Yes people can mend with time too, but your "self" is not some fixed entity.
>>52193830
You stab my gf and you can get the whole mag tbqh buddy
>>52191874
meh I always wanted one after 4 years of incel NEETing but you grow tired of it pretty quickly. all I want now is to be alone with my vidya and studies again. it's boring ro fuck the same pussy for more than 1 year anyway
>>52193777
He would be traumatized by seeing his ____GF____ stabbed so, yes, definitely still a normie.
>>52193812
My parents when they were still together would fart I front of each other and so do i
>>52193082
Four times you had to do it smhtbhfäm
>>52193965
wew lass
>>52193965
Such a way with words
>>52193803
Does it look like this?
>>52194021
No, it's just comes out of the corner of my mouth
>>52194007
>>52194012
Do you guys not fart Infront of your parents/siblings?
>>52191874
you know what they say:
having a girlfriend is like having an old piece of wood.
>>52194098
Oh I do and so does she. I just thought the way you said it was pretty funny
I do try to minimise it though, I won't just unleash the full force of my arse's gale at any given time
>>52194004
And still I wasn't satisfied
>>52194230
That's nice to hear, everyone farts and shits etc although it's not very "lady like" to do those things
How does falling asleep with a gf hugging you feel like?
>>52194315
Yeah I never really understood that. I can't understand guys that are uncomfortable around periods/blood either. Its just a natural bodily function
>>52194098
>Do you guys not fart Infront of your parents/siblings?
Holy fuck now
Damn I hate humans, so fucking gross
>>52194387
too hot 2bh
I need space in my bed
>>52194387
Way too hot (temp) and can't sleep. I radiate heat and it just reflects straight back off of her
>>52194395
I sort of get that since they don't have it but still it's not like they are having a period on purpose
>>52194419
:^(
How does it feel hearing a qt gargle on your cum?
>>52194098
>Do you guys not fart Infront of your parents/siblings?
No, neither do my parents.
>>52194503
>>52194510
Maybe I am the weird one, we are pretty open with each other.
Do you run to your room to fart?
>>52194503
jst cum in her pussy
>>52194503
noice
except by then I'm already done with her for the moment
>>52191874
waste of time
>>52194503
Never had one gargle on it but the feeling of having them continue to suck when you climax is absolutely overwhelming. A normal orgasm feels like a tickle in comparison.
>>52191874
Depends on your age and experience. After all these years I can finally handle both casual sex and relationships at least half-right.
>>52194575
>not just holding it like a contributing member of society
>>52194787
I hold it in when I am out in public but why hold it in when I am inside my homeV
>>52194583
I cum in her poossy instead. Can't get pregnant in the butt.
>>52191874
nice sometimes feel they are clingy but miss it when its gone
>>52194841
anal people go to hl
>>52194811
I figure if I can extend that courtesy to strangers I can do the same for my family.
I don't care if gf farts, which has been very rare, and hillarious, but a family member that isn't my mother or elder I will call out and express disgust, maybe laugh at.
>>52194968
I wear a goatskin condom so I'll be fine
>>52195041
What the hell are you talking about?
She obviously just means by herself at home or with bf around. Do you and your gf live with your family?
>>52195137
>bf
kek
No but I will fart infront of my parents and sister but not intentionally, I would never fart infront of anyone else
>>52195375
Can you vocaroo one of these farts you speak of?
>>52195466
My fart sounds just like any old fart
>>52193501
that's an Imperial knight you heretic
>>52195466
never change funnposters
>>52195528
proofs??
>>52191874
anyone got more pics of OP's girl
>all of those anons ITT describing how it is to have a gf
I wanna die.
>>52195137
>>52195375
That was brilliant, you white-knighting, kiwi, cuck. Thank god you were there to defend and speak for mmmmmmm'lady.
Seriously, toppest of my keks to you!
>>52191874
Too much fucking work bro. Don't ever move in with your gf trust me its shit
>>52192990
Perfect summary
