>tfw no swedish gf
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>>52191855
Tfw no finnish gf
>>52191855
I know this feel
>>52191855
>>52191855
But USA is already full of girls that look Swedish.
there is a great vid of a swedish girl exercising
>>52191855
>tfw hot scandinavian GFs all over the place
Feels perfect, knowing that you'll never get any. fucking subhumans
>>52191855
i know this feel too
>>52191855
iktf
you can atleast get girl with swedish ancestors, they looks pretty good
>>52191855
Why would any sane white person want a swedish gf? Alle she wants is to get #BLACKED
>>52194923
But they just sound like regular Americans, no qt accent.
>tfw normalfag in a scandinavian country
Smashing new 8/10 pussy every weekend, life sure is great bros
>>52192019
It's not exactly full of them, everyone I know who visited USA said their women are usually uglier than ours.
>>52195881
They definitely have qts you just have to look in the right places
>>52196341
BRAZIL IS NORDIC!
>>52195881
Which scandi cunt has best girls?
>>52192385
Vore trevligt med en danska men som det gamla ordspråket säger, man kan ta dansken ur Danmark men inte gröten ur dansken.
>>52196341
>there are more Norwegians in the US than in Norway
>>52197130
Denmark
>Tfw when Swedish gf
afterall swedish qts were made for Finnish cock
>>52191855
Why are sw*des always have tans? They have natural attractive fair skin so why do they fuck it up?
>>52197285
Not Norwegians, but "Norwegians".
I doubt there are even 100,000 pure Norwegians in the entire cunt.
>>52197232
Hej sverige, what does "haha aa" mean?
>>52197011
I feel sorry for all norwegians who chose Brazil over USA desu. Might have seemed like a good idea at the time..
>>52197525
It's probably part of swedens nuclear codes. Since we are a socialist country every citizens gets to know 1/xxx part of the code.
>>52197375
send me a finnish qt please
...
please
they are racist scum, why would you do that to yourself
>>52197375
>tfw when Finnish gf
>wanting a transsexual 'g'f
>>52197766
You are more racist. You always bring up killling Moors and shit.
>>52197418
There's quite a lot of scandi towns in the north full of qt blondes with weird accents. But they are generally mixed with the other scandi types who live there.
>>52191855
Is it true that its offensive to look at a swedish womens and considerated rape? Is it true that swedish womens do ´ the first step ' ?
>>52197908
>Is it true that its offensive to look at a swedish womens and considerated rape?
That law only applies to french tourists.
>Is it true that swedish womens do ´ the first step ' ?
If you're hot then maybe maybe maybe but probably not.
>>52197842
Killing moors is fun. They start babling that cheesy non-sense of them when you chop of their arms.
Also, some spanish towns have traditional festivals related to celebrations of jewish slaughters...
I'm really disgusted at this barbaric Peninsulae i live.
Swedish women are for scandinavian and finnish men only, exceptions can be made for aryan looking southern germanics, and irish/british/baltic people. off limits for all others, only this way their unique look can be preserved. For that, I find these threads disgusting.
>>52198152
Same with Portuguese women.
They're for Lusitanian-Celtic men. No exceptions.
>>52198152
We must accept our ugly filthy women in order to not taint the beautiful northern blood...
Except for handsome males like myself
>>52198408
>handsome males like myself
t. Alberto "virgin cuck boy" Barbosa
>>52198408
You look like this? Come right over mate, I'll even let you impregnate my gf
![muslim-preacher-tells-followers-getting-welfare-cash-for-holy-wars-is-easy-and-right-video[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XOtJt2E.jpg "muslim-preacher-tells-followers-getting-welfare-cash-for-holy-wars-is-easy-and-right-video[1].jpg")
>tfw a swedish gf
>>52198556
I do but I am not a cuckold. Fuck that subhuman shit.
I want an equal brown norwegian girlfriend like that
>>52198556
I look like this guy except that i have black hair and green eyes
>>52198646
So a brunette? Not a lot of norwegians have natural dark skin
>>52198674
Thx for the offer mate but I think I'll just impregnate her myself, I look pretty similar
>>52198944
No problem friend. However, if you want me to fuck her for the sake of the cuck meme you know you can't count with me.
>>52191855
>tfw ants never have to choose a job
They're all filthy slampas that have regular one night stands and have an attitude. There is nothing innocent or cute about them at all. Im not sure you really want one.
>>52191855
Can we see some ugly scandi women to make us who are far away feel better
>>52200150
These girls are mostly below average. How many of them do you consider fuckable?
>>52200385
All of them except for the brunette with bangs
>>52200385
Half of them definetly.
>>52201115
yep thats about right
>>52200385
Why are you lying like that? :/
>>52200385
I would fuck and impregnate all of them.
>>52200385
Most of those girls are ugly
>>52200385
I'd marry the ugliest one of them.
>>52200385
Alle de er vakre fåvæ.
>>52200385
1/3 of them are sober fuckable. But I hadn't any sex in three months.
Nordic women are boring and bland as fuck. The average Nordic girl is quite attractive yeah, but they are as limp and cold as their weather.
My brother has lived in Oslo for 4 years and I'ver personally skyped/texted/flirted with Danes, Norwegians, Swedes and Finns.
They were all huge let downs personality-wise.
But well cucks and nigs who have never met any of them tend to idolize the token blonde "vikingess" as the epitome of hoes.
>>52202479
That's because you're probably ugly as hell
>>52202479
Mate all western girls are boring and bland. There are exceptions in every country though, ours too, you just have to
>>52202523
not be ugly to meet them
>>52202523
Kek you're probably right. Haven't had any puss for more than half a year. I'm probably just salty.
>>52202523
na i agree with him. scandinavians look good but their personalities are bland as fuck
>>52200385
fuck off. We know you guys have some square-jawed, manly looking girls over there.
>>52202687
This meme I have never understood, either the men in USA have very weak chins and are super self-conscious about that fact or all the women in america have weak facial features. Or both maybe.
>>52197418
There's no such thing as pure anything in Europe either. You're all mixed, just like us.
>>52202732
chins = jaws, a bit drunk and tired
>>52202614
>not be ugly to meet them
what does that means?
>>52198152
>tfw 6'2 Anglo-American god
>>52202736
Lol
>>52202736
Hmmm....
>>52202732
There is a tendency for uber-Germanics to have very square features. It can be considered attractive for men, but it's not exactly a feminine feature. We used to call scandi immigrants squareheads here.
>>52200385
all of them, no alcohol required
>>52202849
Don't be silly, you are just influenced by your own culture.
>>52202479
>They were all huge let downs personality-wise.
Of course they are, they are women.
>>52202687
No more than you guys do, and I've visited your country a dozen times.
>>52202778
I mean no ugly chico is going to end up getting one of the few women who actually have interests other than social media and shitty tv shows, when all top-tier chads are already competing for them
>>52202826
>>52202847
I'm just saying. Having ancestors that were English. Swiss, and Dutch is hardly blanda'd up. People have been migrating and fucking all over the European continent for millennias. I guess Scandis are a bit more secluded though as you've only become cucks recently.
>>52197788
I love it when she gets so excited she accidently uses finnish words.
>>52202936
>No more than you guys do, and I've visited your country a dozen times.
Well yeah. We have a shitload of people with germanic ancestry m8.
>>52202936
How can i even compete against a top-tier chad?
it's impossible
>>52202988
Get rich of course.
>>52202988
>it's impossible
$
>>52202988
If you're a Latin looking Argentine rather than Indian looking, I'd imagine you'd do just fine.
>>52202988
Be a top tier chad.
But hey believe me, when it comes to getting girls it's 70% personality 30% looks, not even meme'ing.
>>52203026
>>52203007
does scandi girls like tourists?
>>52203071
Just be yourself is what you're saying?
>>52203083
They might if they work in the tourism industry.
>>52203071
Truth.
>>52202988
This guy could fuck any chick here he wanted
Easiest way tho is def $$
>>52203102
>Just be yourself is what you're saying?
Only if yourself is awesome.
>>52203123
I will never be as rich as Messi 2bh
>>52203123
Messi isn't even very good looking. He's just talented and rich. Ronaldo would be a Chad even if he worked at Mcdonald's though.
>>52203196
>Messi isn't even very good looking. He's just talented and rich
Oh is that it? What a twerp.
>>52203102
It's true, there are always a few exceptions but if you want to get a girl it depends 70% on your personality and 30% on looks.
And if you want to keep her it's 100% personality.
>>52203196
If he wasn't a football player he wouldn't be able to pay his face surgeries and dentist
>>52203196
>>52203176
I was just saying. Obviously girls would fuck Messi because of his status and not looks
Pic related is an argentinian who would have no problems in scandinavian nightclubs based off looks alone
>>52203278
>tfw when i will never be able to give my gf the BBC
>>52203312
you're putting this more difficult every time
i'm not as handsome as he is
>>52203312
How well does the average lass react to shorties?
I'm 1,75 exactly barefoot, and look like a more "chav" looking Bieber, only with jet black hair, white skin and blue eyes. Boyish face too, unfortunately not much masculinity there, can't grow a proper beard.
Would I feel like crap in a nightclub in Oslo?
>>52200385
All of them except for the fat brunette in the top right
>>52191931
ქართულიც თუ ისწავლა, ნაგდი ელფი იქნება
>>52203486
Nightclubs are terrible anyway, but you are kinda short so many women would be as tall or taller than you here.
>>52203321
You can always get a tall, well endowed black man to get the job done in your place amigo.
Haven't you seen some selling fake jewelry in the street?
>>52203394
Well what can you do then? If you aren't handsome, can't play football, and don't have any money. Could you become an alpha male somehow? Are you big?
>>52203486
>>52199906
>>52203601
well i go to the gym so i have a good physical complexion
does that counts?
>>52199232
Imagine that, being able to say that you were literally cucked by Alberto Barbosa
>>52203537
Na he would be slightly taller than the avarage girl.
>>52191931
Why are there so few pale skin girls in the world ;-;
>>52203698
Because women wear flats to the club? The younger generation of girls are fucking huge anyway, the average is all women but the older women are like 3 feet tall.
>>52203537
I'm 175 and only met one girl in Sweden who was a little taller than me. On average they were more or less the same as anywhere else.
The guys however made me feel like a midget.
>>52203738
It would be just the same as in the UK/here, but I suppose Portuguese women are probably shorter
>>52203771
I don't know where your experiences are, I'm 175 centimeters as well and if you're out and about the women will be tall in heels. Most are my size, some are taller. Some are shorter of course, but who cares.
>>52203658
To get the top 10% of women you need to be in the top 10% of men. So if you earn amongst the 20% most and are among the 20% fittest, along with having normal friends and hobbies, that should do the trick.
>>52203698
>>52203601
So the average girl in those 10cm shoes would be my height.
I guess I'll try again next life fåms
>>52203807
Don't go to a meat market and meet women in other ways, you don't have to go to the most shallow place and admit defeat.
>>52203794
Mostly around Värmland but also Stockholm. In heels yes they would often be too tall, but what I mean is that is the same anywhere in Europe or out here.
>>52203771
They are much shorter here and I do fine at my height with these girls.
I'm not bothered by the guys towering over me though for some reason that just doesn't strike me as something that I would stress about
>>52203800
noice
>>52203829
It's not really about the meat market, I like trying my luck. Relationships just aren't for me.
So don't feel bad either since neither do I deserve nor I want a proper woman in a committed relationship.
>>52203852
Yeah I've never been bothered by my height before and I'm quite happy with it. Its just that being in Sweden was the first time I've REALLY noticed it before.
Maybe I should visit Portugal. its really close to my home and I love petite girls
>>52203931
Well I really recommend it, especially if you have the classic very dark hair, blue eyes and very white skin combo (I got this after my english father though it's surprisingly common where I live) that's so typical of brits, girls love that here.
At 175cm you'll have absolutely no problem getting just about any girl if the rest of you is in shape.
>>52204110
I'm /fit/, dark hair and have green eyes (light green). Pale as a sheet year round lol
>>52204234
You'd pretty much clean house here m8
>>52204646
I'm not that attractive though. 6/10, maybe 7 on a good day.
Do Portuguese speak much English? I'd like to learn some but obviously you can only speak so much in 1 trip
>>52200385
I always thought it was cool that the Norwegians look like Swedes but with a slight admixture of redheads (I guess a little mixing with the British Isles). That qt redhead on the bottom row, I would snuggle with her on Saturday mornings with a big blanket watching bad tv eating breakfast.
