ITT: We pretend to be the average woman from our cunt
Hey, let's take a photo together in this random spot because we need to upload to instagram and feel superior, girls!
>>52191576
Hey, let's take a photo together in this random spot because we need to upload to instagram and feel superior, girls!
haha you guys are funny ;) you make me laugh :3
>>52191578
Spanish women pussy is pink or brown?
Hey, let's take a photo together in this random spot because we need to upload to instagram and feel superior, girls!
>>52191622
ni una menos :) y que se cumpla :) maten al macho
Hey, let's take a photo together in this random spot because we need to upload to instagram and feel superior, girls!
post kornhesiers instead
>>52191511
ADELE TIX ON SALE 2MORROW!
As if I would know
*on schooltrip in a foreign country*
Hey let's take photos of Hard rock cafè signs or Starbucks instead of monuments/places!
>>52191798
Okay, several of you "gamer guys" have tried asking me, a "Gamer" Girl out on a date. Yes, I am an attractive girl and yes, I do play video games sometimes. I have a wonderful boyfriend who is better than you could possibly be. However, for other single girls, follow this guide.
Prior to even approaching me, try fulfilling some BASIC requirements.
Have a LIFE. Have at least a dozen friends you hit up for weekend outings with at least 30 more you can say "sup" to on a daily basis. Your only worth is a social being.
Good looks. White teeth, shower 2x a day and do it right, proper shaving, cologne, styled hair
Video games are fine but in moderation. A few rounds of guitar hero (with FRIENDS, be social) or wii sports is nice per week. Playing your World of Wizards on your laptop all day makes you a disgrace
Be attractive. We girls uphold our end, you need to get a tan, hit the damn gym. We dont require a six-pack when it's not beach week, but get some big muscles, a V-shaped torso, definition.
Have hobbies. Play sports, be in clubs, fraternities. Someone with no membership is a loser!
Tall. Seriously GTFO you 5'8" pygmy men, I thought you went extinct 40,000 years ago
Size matters! 7" or so minimum, and be thick. No girl likes a pencil in her vag, feels bad man. Also please dont have a gross anteater dick, get that cheesy slime snipped!
You must know how to handle a girl. If you need any instructions, you're a failure. Pleasure us for hours, foreplay begins hours before sex, don't last any less than half an hour jesus
Be successful. If you're 18 you better have worked for 2-3 years and be off to a good college. If you're 22 you should be employed and making more than 60k. If you live with your parents past 18, don't even walk in my field of vision
Most importantly, EXPERIENCE. If you haven't dated before, you wont know how to handle a girl. This is common sense, you gotta be skilled with girls to get with us, Capich?
>>52191798
>>52191676
putana
Hey, let's take a photo together in this random spot because we need to upload to instagram and feel superior, girls!
Hey, let's take a photo together in this random spot because we need to upload to instagram and feel superior, girls!
>>52191853
anon, y-you are being rude...
haha this is soo truee :DDDD
yaaas
I love how progressive this country is getting under the democrats. Still not as good as europe though
http://www.buzzfeed.com/emaoconnor/doj-issues-anti-gender-bias-sexual-violence-guidelines#.ud12bKJbw
I'm at a party and oh shit that guy is cute I'm going to stare at him while talking to my friends
>ten drinks later
Fuck that stuck up guy I've been glaring at him all night and he hasn't approached me well now I'm going to spread my legs for the next guy to talk to me that'll show him
*TCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
Why do women pretend they have hobbies such as movies or video games?
>>52191511
>have like 10 people you call your "best friend"
>backstab everyone at the office
>be 5/10 and out of shape, but expect a "channing tatum" (the basic bitch go-to ideal guy)
>have a 400 Kate Spade purse to wear with your 20 dollar Forever 21 riding boots and black fleece jacket
>unironically post the same selfie in the same bathroom 4 times a week, usually captioned with some hook from top 40 pop song
Im a whore I suck nigger cock
>>52192082
this has to be fake
>>52192247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLtrJCFNeX0
>>52192243
Surely not every Polish girl is like your mum
>>52192286
braindead fuckwits
>>52192247
woops disregard that one it's some youtube personality faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fucyXv78WQw
>>52192286
who is this faggot
>>52192286
I saw a post on tumblr then went something like this
"instead of cheering these old white men for mocking these girls, why not celebrate the fact that they're confident women???"
and it had about 200k likes or upboats or whatever
>>52192286
ji veux la sicuwité sociale bande de WACISTES
>>52192233
Fuuuuuck. That is too accurate of the vapid American girls I know.
>>52192509
When women do it it's "confidence".
When men do it it's "arrogance".
Not only has feminism turned every girl into a self-involved sociopath, it's eliminated every ounce of self-awareness.
>>52192015
Democrats are center-right capitalists
>>52192286
IT'S 2015! COME ON, I MEAN C O M E O N?!?!?
I want men to be metrosexual and feminine! Masculinity is bad and oppressive!
No Sven I won't date you, I want a muslim man, they're real men who treat women like we want to be treated, not feminine fags like you. God, why can't our men be more like Somalians?
(Not even joking, this is happening all over. We need the redpill now more than ever.)
yum yum yum ! I love Africans dicks, HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI ! ^^ ^^ ^^
>>52192653
Pump and dump those sluts bro
>>52192759
>tfw Sweden Yes is more then a meme
>>52191697
How would I know? :(
My friends say brown tho
>>52192082
why do any self respecting adults have video games as a hobby
>>52192759
sounds like the perfect fit for american guys
send your sluts here
I'm not a whore, I just have sex with random guys if my bf doesn't text me back fast enough. If he did it he'd be a pig but I do it because he doesn't treat me right. He's too nice.
DON'T BE FKN RACIST
hahaha lovin this gif of dancing hitler here on tumblr
BRUH FIDDY WAPP DO THE QUAND RIGHT? HAHAHA
#decolonizethis #decolonizethat #fightingimperialism
TRUMP IS A RACIST I HOPE HE GETS SHOT
#banguns
#notallmuslims you guys
i met one at school once, they're good guys
lena dunham and rossie 'o donnel are heros to the feminist cause
guys do nothing but think sexually about girls #ineedfeminism
I WANT TO SUCK THE COCK OF IRRELEVANT BRITISH ALT. ROCK BAND GUITARIST #13832832
>>52192305
no, they are like yours
>>52192709
Democrats=Left wing, pro trans rights
Republicans=Right wing, anti-rights of all people
Do you not know what left wing means? The Democrats are pro-trans, gay and women liberals. A little bit of socialism is good and Democrats like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren know that. Hillary is sure to adopt some of those policies, which is why I support her
>>52196890
if youre pretending to be an aloof college girl good job
if youre serious pleases consider necking it
>>52196890
>>52192709
>I share a country with these people
>>52196890
>Democrats=Left wing, pro trans rights
>Republicans=Right wing, anti-rights of all people
I'm not even American and I know this is wrong.
>>52191576
UM LIKE UM LIKE LIKE REFUGEES THINK OF THE POOR OPPRESSED MUSLIMS UM UM UM LIKE LIKE UM LIKE UM LIKE UM LIKE
God I'm fucking glad my gf is Japanese and doesn't talk like a fucking mongoloid.
>>52197100
I know it's silly, responding to haters
Just remember that we live in a country that elected a black president, it's amazing how much we've progressed, no one uses the R word or N word anymore and we've gotten to a point where we can have a strong discussion on race.
Intersectionality is an amazing theory and it's great that at this point people know that all conflicts from Women's rights to Black Lives Matter are important. We live in a good society that can be great. If you want to be a hater then you can stay in the stone age.
>>52197201
I know we're not as good as you at caring for our poor, but we're trying. I think your country's gone a little too far on socialism, but I think your country makes some good points.
>>52197234
>God I'm fucking glad my gf is Japanese and doesn't talk like a fucking mongoloid.
>>52191723
>>52192082
Because it raises their social standing versus their peers, they like the attention and they enjoy ruining every hobby men have ever enjoyed by "improving" them.
Don't sweep everyone under the same rug, only 80% of muslims are terrorists who want to implement Shariah.
>>52191511
>get off the couch and hand me that pan I can't reach it, I'm making stuffed peppers
>>52191511
Hey, let's take a photo together in this random spot because we need to upload to instagram and feel superior, girls!
>>52192082
>Movies
>Hobby
I like movies especially Star Wars (I know it's a little nerdy) but they're not a hobby and I live video games (like Angry Birds, Mario and Pokemon) but once again they're not a hobby.
Just something you do for fun every once in a while. A good hobby is something like collecting makeup or going clubbing with the girlfriends (until you have to lead the whorey one from making a mistaken one night stand with some guy)
i sure love being 1.99m and having a giant horseface
also, i love smoking and partying so that i look 40 when i'm 25
>>52197480
>implying woman care about this
>>52197690
>80%
I'm gonna assume your idea of "shariah law" is the most totalitarian oppressive thing ever so divide that percentage by 8 and then subtract about 9 percent and you got the real figure.
>>52197875
>9.10%
>>52197867
>Never having been on Buzzfeed
You're missing out Grrrlfriend
You can learn a lot from Buzzfeed News
>>52197790
>A good hobby is something like collecting makeup or going clubbing with the girlfriends
>mfw can't tell if this is real or fake
h-help m-me
ai credo esse site como que posta
>>52197875
> T. Abdul "blowing away the misconceptions" Rashid
>>52197971
It's as real as Kim Kardashian's boobies
>>52198249
>It's as real as Kim Kardashian's boobies
t-thank you
>>52197819
>implying 1.99 m women arent a good thing
>>52192233
are you from california too?
>>52191511
*gets fucked by mohammad*
danke merkel
"i'll be bitchy, plain yet kind"
*Sells pussy to Ahmed for a milkshake*
>>52198377
>>52198456
OHHH
POOR YOU
>>52198620
DUDE
>>52198795
DUDE
>>52197790
This triggered me, nice job anon.
>>52198825
WEED
>>52198825
gras
LMAO
>>52191849
>I am an attractive girl
proof.
DUDE
>>52198013
what are boat shoes
>>52198371
Nope, Michigan.
Shallow twatism knows no boundary in the information age.
>>52198924
google it
*bees like every other girl on planet plus retarded kemalism/allahism/kurdism*
)
>>52192286
>it's 2015
I feel this is fits rather nicely
>>52198013
>tfw can only wear combat boots because feet are ultra ultra wide.
Every female's politics
>>52199137
Lol, who raises people like this?
>>52199137
>arrest libertarians and re-educate them
admittedly this would be fucking hilarious if only because of the irony
>>52199223
>arrest libertarians and re-educate them
I'd opt for the bullet, desu.
That picture is literally describing an orwellian dytopia.
>>52199207
Probably normal parents, some kids just get really fucked in their rebel phase.
Hopefully it's just that, a phase.
HAHA *BUUUUUUUUUURP* TEH NEW KANYAE WEST ALBUM IS LIEK SUPER FKN $WAGALISHOUS ID SUK HIS *BBBRRRRT* *BEEEEELCH* BALLS UNTIL THEYRE BLAND AND SHRIVELED LOLOLOLOL
#BLACKDICK #NETFLIXANDCHILL #BERNIESANDERSSTASTYASSHOLE #LEARNSPANISHTODAY
>>52199262
I'm actually a leftist (nothing like the picture though) but so would I. I can't believe anyone would actually think that shit is a good idea.
>>52199335
>I'd arrest people for having stupid ideas
Leftists, everyone
>>52199370
Where did I say that, monkey?
I'm a Jim Webb type leftist not a Stalinist.
Take this poll girlfriends
http://strawpoll.me/6278966
http://strawpoll.me/6278966
http://strawpoll.me/6278966
>>52199423
>I'm a Jim Webb type leftist
how unique
>>52199423
>I'm actually a leftist (nothing like the picture though) but so would I
>so would I
I thought by that you meant you'd also arrest libertarians to "re-educate" them
>>52199496
I'd take the bullet rather than live in the society described
>>52199475
Fuck off and go vote for Bernie
>>52199519
Ok, sorry then.
I made pasta
here have pizza
*drives piaggio*
mamma mia
etc...
>>52199519
i'm not obese enough to apply for american citizenship
>>52198879
>>52192509
>pay money
>to go to the stadium
>don't watch the game because you're a supreme narcissist
>WE SHOULD CELEBRATE THIS BEHAVIOUR
I don't think women realize just how thin the ice they are walking on is.
The freedoms they enjoy are a product of the culture they try so hard to destroy.
Female subjugation is the primitive and natural state of the world, just look at muslim countries.
>>52199927
I'm gonna break character for a second
Just because a woman wears a hijab doesn't mean she's subjugated. Women in the middle east enjoy just as many rights as men in most countries, just because their dress code is seen as more restrictive than the West because they wear the hijab doesn't mean they are somehow seen as lesser. That's a really dumb stereotype.
>>52197790
>>52198249
>>52192706
Don't forget their personal responsibility.
>>52200100
I'm with Mark Steyn on this one.
If it's convert to islam or die for female/LGBTBBQ rights and social justice I'll just grow a thicker beard and get a second wife.
It's them that should be worried about their future.
Hey, let's take a photo together in this random spot because we need to upload to instagram and feel superior, girls!
post your spirit animal
pic related
>>52200381
Manatee?
>>52200514
No, silly. It's Lena Dumham. She's the funniest person on TV
>>52199449
im seeing dollar signs here
>>52200549
>Funniest person anywhere
>Woman
I don't buy it; convince me.
>>52200676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkHTGCH3IWg
ITT: bitter virgins, neckbeards and manchilds
>>52200818
I really hope the rest of the show is better than this. Although seeing as ads generally try to cram some of the best parts in to hook you, it doesn't look promising.
I thought HBO was the one channel that had some semblance of standards.
>>52200959
Being a whiteknight will NEVER get you laid.
>>52201139
>I thought HBO was the one channel that had some semblance of standards
it does, it's got John Oliver (who puts old white men in their place and knows there are 19 teams in the Premier League for my British girlfriends), Game of Thrones a show that shows men and women both naked and has plenty of LGBT relationships and Girls, the funniest show on TV
It has great standards
>>52201327
Oh right, I'd forgotten about GoT, I didn't know Oliver was on there, too though.
I was remembering shows like Gen Kill, Boardwalk Empire, etc.
>>52191676
>Annoulos is still here
Did i tell you i have fucked her?
Hey, let's take a photo together in this random spot because we need to upload to Weibo and feel superior, girls!
>>52201676
>2015
>Being a lesbian in a third world country
You go grrrrrl... I'm glad even poor countries can have progressive women like you
Can't wait to wake up tomorrow so I can do some more woman stuff
>>52202011
This.
>>52202044
i'm 7 long by 6.5 around dicklet
What is it with women uploading stupid photos of themselves doing fuck all to social media constantly?
I really don't get it
need a bf desu
>>52203500
>tfw these days even the most munting slag going thinks she deserves a guy like this
>>52203620
>tfw no bf
>>52203216
It's even better to see a trans-womxn, it must not be easy, but it's great to know you exist keep on keeping on grrrlfriend
>>52192826
t. a muslim french girl
>>52191511
Che boluda! Did you see the pic (some girl) posted on facebook?! What a skank!
>>52197234
>Japanese girlfriend
>glad shes not mongoloid
It's like it's bait in disguise or something
>tfw last year of college before I move onto a professional job
>still say dude and like at times
How do I stop, I do it subconsciously at this point
>>52199137
>how to make your nation a third world state in 8 simple steps!
