Can someone vocaroo this?
>>52188778
preferably from the UK so I can have a good laugh
I cut out the swear words. No offense but I don't believe in swearing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sLvGBUNNT8
>>52189019
>No offense but I don't believe in swearing.
>4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Naf_WiEb9Qs
>>52189051
Other people can swear but I refuse. Its an ugly way of talking and it doesn't make you sound cool.
>>52188873
Here I did it for you in a Brit accent too, still cut out swearing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZT164ApQjJ
>>52189355
>>52189019
it sounds dull without the swearing
>>52189051
Fuck off kike.
Don't try to force you degeneracy on others.
>>52189420
you just swore
>>52189509
That wasn't his point, retard.
>>52189019
>i dont believe in swearing
>>52189170
What are you a fucking mormon?
>>52189414
If you need swearing to make your speech more exciting, then it wasn't very interesting to begin with, to be honest. Only children and manchildren think swearing serves as a good alternative to genuine insightful thought.
>>52189604
No I am a Catholic. I don't like swearing though, its ugly imho and definitely overdone in modern communications.
>>52189019
The whole concept of thinking a word is """ bad""" is fucking dumb you stupid fucking pussy bitch. You're the reason why """ bad words""" seem taboo
Japanese don't have bad words like we do because they realize it's fucking dumb just like you. You bitch.
>>52190443
Japanese most certainly do have polite and impolite forms of speaking. I'm sorry my refusal to swear triggered you so badly. Still not going to swear though. It's ugly and crude way of speaking.
>>52189019
>>52189355
L O N D O N
just kidding I'm not an autist.
>>52190514
No shit they have formal and informal, you're still a bitch. The only people who shouldn't swear are girls because it doesn't sound fucking cute. You sound like you have some fedora tier superiority complex where you believe you're too good to swear.
>>52189019
You have a pretty high pitched voice dude
>>52190736
>dude
Are you autistic or something, finnbro?
>>52190514
Trying to avoid swearing makes sense but recording your fucking voice and being too much of a piss to swear is ridiculous. You're either more gay than a fruitful faggot or really good at baiting
>>52190725
I am a girl. And I think deep down most everyone is too good to swear constantly. You know you are better than that too, though if you want to make your speech ugly and crude that's your own business. Why does that idea offend you so much? If it makes you feel better, listen to my recording and shout your own obscenities while you listen to it.
>>52190736
I think its about average, really. I can speak even higher if I wanted to.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17CEMtBrIM9
>>52190935
If I was forced to swear then I would sooner write out a swear word than say it in a recording. I feel like especially if I am giving the recording to someone else, I should avoid swearing.
And no, I am heterosexual as can be, and it shouldn't be "bait" to just not swear. I hate how swearing is now mandatory for women to be considered cool or taken seriously. Nope, not going to do it. Sorry.
>>52191107
I used to think like you, I wish I could go back to not swearing, I liked myself better that way
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>>52191698
You can go back to not swearing, it just takes some self-control and practice. I swore for a while too when I was a highschooler. My friends did it and I wanted to fit in and feel cool. Ultimately though it just sounds/feels ugly and bad.
>>52189019
>>52191886
Why do you have to be such an autist?
OP asked someone to vocaroo the speech in his picture. You didn't do it. Thanks for nothing.
>>52189631
It's not an "alternative" you fucking retard.
>>52192347
I did vocaroo the speech, if he wants to shout obscenities then he can do so. Swearing adds absolutely nothing and only serves to make the speech sound uglier and cruder. If you are not a child or a manchild you should not be so attached to swearing.
>>52192371
I agree. So lets take out the swearing and allow the thoughts conveyed in the speech to stand on their own. Calm your triggers btw.
>>52192398
No, you didn't. It's a speech from a movie, in case you didn't notice. You can't just add/remove words as you please and claim you fulfilled his request.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mTrYF352w3
I can do the scottish accent as it was intended next. Also I don't remember pishing or whatever the fuck that is being in the monolouge
Pic related if you're trying to place my accent
>>52188778
this is the kind of facebook sharing tier garbage that only the failures who never amounted to anything past high school post.
ITT: people have never watched trainspotting and OP gives them the wrong idea
Thanks bro
>>52192523
>scottish
Please do
>>52192478
I know its a speech from a movie, the actual clip was posted ITT.
Of course I can add/remove words, especially nonsense filler words like swears (which case removing them makes for a better final product). He can add them in later if he really likes listening to garbage. Do people not swearing offend you?
>>52192669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lhsEKvfF0s
>>52192738
Let me guess, East coast intellectual or West coast hippie. Am i right
>>52192738
You can, but stop pretending you fulfilled his request or contributed to this thread any more than I have, please.
>>52192799
>Let me guess, East coast intellectual or West coast hippie. Am i right
Nope, Midwest NEET girl.
>>52193035
I did and I did him one better to boot.
>>52193102
You're an embarrassment to the midwest. Please leave.
>>52193130
>Not swearing
>"Embarassment to the Midwest".
Maybe you should move to the West Coast ,friend.
>>52193102
Alright, so you're hopeless. Keep talking to yourself.
There is nothing wrong with swearing per se but in this case it's just pure cringe. It's impossible to vocaroo that without sounding like a 12-year-old try-hard. And yeah, murrifats and auslards (and canacucks) do have a habit of overusing 'fuck'.
