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Meme broadcasters edition
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first for i want to disappear out of existence
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YOU CAN FIND ME THE FRONT
FIGHTIN EVERY CUNT
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>>52188669
I want to be a seal.
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>>52188669
I want to eat one.
Maybe it's like fatty beef.
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manime
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http://strawpoll.me/6276941
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What year is it?
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>>52188724
They're all really cute.
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>>52188761
Only because the blacks have nothing I want.
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Who /perfect/ here?
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>>52188762
1738
IM LIKE HEY WHATS UP HELLO
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>>52188754
Manime
>>52188762
2015
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>>52188569
>find a single girl
>crazy
>fat
>timid
>ugly
>hooked up by a friend at her whim
>left with nobody
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kpop
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cum lol
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>>52188761
Race war because class war would disrupt the status quo too much
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Home alone for the first time in forever
What do I fap to?
SFW only
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>>52188895
Her vagina is teasing you desu
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>>52188910

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just post. Oh, and we all know the way you post. The "epic" Australian, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click submit that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a North American general on /int/. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL CUM!." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...
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>>52188895
The lack of anything around her vag area is gross to me desu. Literally just bone
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>>52188923
the joos
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>>52188923
>home alone
>what fap to
>sfw
traps, stat
once you start youll never stop
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>>52188923
>SFW only
/r/hardbodies
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>>52188918
>Not wanting to disrupt the status quo

Are you a millionaire?
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>>52188985

>I fap to trap porn
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>>52188985
I don't see the appeal
Pass
>>52188984
Fap to Jews?
>>52188996
I'll check it out
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>>52188985
>i'm gay, please be gay like me!
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1 gf plz
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>>52188910
Thank you for this.
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>>52188996
Nevermind that's gay as fuck sorry senpai
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>>52189003
Are you not?
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>>52189031
>>52189042
>I'm scared that a girl will have a bigger penis then me
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>>52189065
Settle for a raincheck?
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>>52189097
lol he's worth less than nine figures
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>>52189111

>has a penis
>girl
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>>52189111
your mental health tho
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>>52189097
Course I'm not, only like .5 percent of people are millionaires, the rest are just cucked unto thinking that somehow they'll one day be part of that .5 percent even though they don't professionally move money around
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>>52188984
she's such a qt
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>>52189164
I'd rather swallow a bullet.
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>>52189173
Give me the fucking link, you dickmonger
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>>52189065
Coming right up!
*powers up the gf making machine*
*pulls out some flour, yeast, and water*
*mixes them and molds some gf dough*
*lets it rise for sometime*
*puts in machine*
Here you go!
*places one gf in front of you*
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>>52189242

no

and its not gay porn
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>>52189171
>check checking account
>not sure if I'm looking at a phone number or a balance
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>>52189173
>>52189182
>traps are gay
whatever brah
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>>52189308

>dick porn isnt gay
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>>52188734
They always look so comfy.
>>52188751
Not allowed desu
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>>52189296
Why not?
Pleasee
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>>52189246
I guess I could technically fuck a loaf of bread.
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>>52189344
>not watching traps fuck girls
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>>52188734
I want to try flipper pie.
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>>52189387
>not watching traps fuck each other
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>>52189407
now thats gay m8
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does anyone here play incremental games? can you recommend some good ones?

i like them to play during down time at work
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>>52189468
It's only 75% gay
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>>52189358

heres a completely heterosexual one everyone can appreciate

http://exhentai.org/g/698440/440a6db38a/
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>>52189347
Why not? I could get some in Canada probably.
Maybe even Alaska.
>>52189361
Good lad. Make sure it's sourdough.
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I'm not going to make it, /cum/.
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Have a rare trump.
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>>52189566
I sympathize.
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>>52189566
Dibs on your stereo
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>>52189537
>shemale
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>>52189537
I want the one the Virginian was talking about.

ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉᵉ~
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>>52189566
Are you a Christmas cake?
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>>52189619

I dont know why that tag is there, theres literally none in the comic
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>>52189541
I have a strict policy to not eat cute animals.
Cows, pigs, and chicken are not cute.

Seals are very cute.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/12051159/young-white-men-most-derided-group-in-britain-yougov.html
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im getting sick :+(
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>>52189541
>>52189704
forgot bonus pic
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>>52189697
Page 27.
>>52189704
I've eaten a rabbit before. No h8 m8.
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>>52189770

alludes to another comic completely

there are no traps in this issue
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>>52189613
Oh, I'm not going to die, I'm just going to waste every and any possible chance to live a normal, fulfilling life.

I'll probably live like this for 50 years while people who deserve to live die of horrible diseases in their 30s.

>>52189691
No
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>>52189821

>>52189672
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>>52189841
Dibs on your arranged marriage
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>>52189770
Ever had raccoon? It's nice, like slightly gamey lean beef.
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>>52189821
Nah, you gay senpai.

My title is now secured.
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>>52189873

no

>>52189925
its purely heterosexual. Just ignore that one stupid panel
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>needing a woman to add value to your life
is there ANYTHING more beta
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>>52189841
Ah
>>52189908
>eating raccoon
KILL YOURSELF
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>>52189969
I'll cry if you don't
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>>52189998

Being alone
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>>52189969
>this girl is completely a girl, just ignore that one dick

Literally what you sound like right now.
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>>52189308
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>America is a white country
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>>52189998
Needing a man in your life
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>>52190031
>tfw I've intentionally overdosed on pills and always woke up 24 or more hours later
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>>52189537
>not fapping to futa on male
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>>52190098

no, just stop at page 26
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>>52189537
>pic of a panda
how does this site work?
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>>52188761
Race war is more sensible than class war 2bh. The lower classes cannot prosper without captial and leadership. The upper classes cannot prosper without labour. However, one race does not need another to survive, in fact, a multiracial society can easily be be worse than a homogenous society, because racial identity might undermine a sense of companionship amongst the people.
Still killing others over >muh white master race or >ooga booga kill whitey is retarded as fuck, but at least it won't turn out as bad as class war in the long term.
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>>52190124
I was joking senpai, I didn't mean it seriously. I'm so sorry.
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>tfw you're so detached from reality and human interaction that you fall for any pretty girl who gives you the time of day and can't start up a friendship with them because your sick mind can't handle the concept of just being friends
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>>52190125

thats gay af
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>>52190124
Doesn't sound like a fun time
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>mom says she wouldnt even consider voting for carson because of his voice
wew. what a retard
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>>52190146
>I'm gonna fuck this girl but stop at the balls
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>>52190282
http://nhentai.net/g/145158/

Not really.
>>
>>52190305
why is this personal identity bullshit even a thing
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>>52190306
Really? What the fuck?
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>>52190331

Im not saying futa isnt gay. Im just saying ignore the panel that mentions another comic
>>
>>52190306
http://www.businessinsider.com/ben-carson-new-rap-ad-young-black-voters-african-american-2015-11
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>>52190305
only pronouns for singles are he, she and it

why not call them 'it'
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>>52190416
Whatever senpai.
I have my title now.
I'm fine with that.
You do you.
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>>52190276
>>52190305
I'm not actually sad about it anymore. I joke about it these days, as no damage was done and the last attempt was like 3 years ago.
>>
>cookies and milk
>watching the leftovers
>semester is over, got 2 A's and 2 B's
>gonna see my gf tomorrow
>Christmas in 9 days
>bro and sis coming to town
>dad is buying me a rifle for Christmas
>dick is 7 inches long
>I'm white, and 6'3
>I'm Catholic
>I'm upper-middle class

DOES LIFE GET ANY BETTER
>>
>>52190504
>dick is 7 inches long
>an accomplishment
Women can't even feel that shit
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>>52190416
But why won't you post the comic the Virginian mentioned?
>>
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>>52190498
iktf It's been a long time.
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>>52190573

because Im pretty sure I already showed it to you
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>>52190362
http://nhentai.net/g/137436/
>characters: CIA
>>52190282
>almost 2016
>not being bisexual
http://exhentai.org/g/313501/3b1a24308d/
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>>52190610
>being bisexual
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>>52190610

gay

thats gay
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>>52190578
Here's some tits to lighten the mood again.
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>>52190565
don't be a hater brah
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>tfw no devout levantine christian gf
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>>52190686
wew lad
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>>52190607
No you haven't.
Please post it.
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>>52190686
>>
esting chips
drinking lemonade
watching christmas movies
while my head hurts like crap
and shivering

does life get any better
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>>52190709
I'm just telling you how it is
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>>52190765
>Being low-test

Ever had your blood checked for high BPA?
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>>52190650
>being heterosexual
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>>52190778
Good thing my dick is really 5 inches
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>>52190778
anything under 9x6.5 is micro tbqh
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>>52190889
Rip
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>>52190771
>sippin lean
>rippin dabs
>fucking bitches in the trap house
>blastin bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IOwX9Whrsg

We livin fäm.
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No sure I really deserve a gf
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Are you serious...
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>>52190771
>and shivering
Where r u dude?
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>>52190940
Sup, Lil Wayne. How's the new album turning out so far?
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>>52190990
Not surprising in the least.
>>52190981
Everyone does.
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>Burger in Canada for awhile
>People are far nicer and respond more seriously when I post under the leaf flag than back home
I don't like this meme.
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>>52190854
>being high test
FAT AS FATASS
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>>52190993
tepa
catching flu :~(

>>52190940
nit even in te mood to listen to music senpai
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>>52191070
>>
>>52191052
>Everyone does.
Nuh uh. I can't provide financially, emotionally, or physically. And the collectivist benefit of propagating my genes is questionable at best.
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>>52191038
It's a str8 banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWKclQlFsXQ
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>>52191139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGdyYU0KV0w
we /realniggas/ now? s/o to the homies family
>>
https://youtu.be/Llv4yPABaHY
s h o u t
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>>52191097
I'll put you in the mood.
>>52191133
You need to find the right girl. All of them are different and will provide different things, and you can do the same in reverse.
>>52191264
It's real nigga hours all day, all night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rDkmlo_oio
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>>52191139
>>52191264
/realniggas/ indeed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WoWRX7076c
>>
>>52191139
what
That's just plain bad
>>
https://youtu.be/74hT48OQMZE
B A D
A
D
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>>52191384
/late night hustle gang/, where we at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFPFmWUi8mo
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sick tanlines ddoggo
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>I just masturbated to piss porn
>finally I'll be able to spend christmas all alone instead of with family
>my computer is falling apart
>I can't afford to buy a new one
>for supper tonight I'm having soda crackers
>I recently dropped out of college

DOES LIFE GET ANY BETTER
>>
>>52191537
he's reached nirvana
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>>52191482
lmao, little thotty go to bed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gelfrgukjfA
>>
>>52191635
What are some good piss pornstars
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>>52191528
Classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNsCxa4BZB8
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>>52191705
Sasha Grey is bretty decent
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>>52191635
Fucking hell.
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>>52191754
https://youtu.be/2Z_OmN5eH0A
https://youtu.be/1FpgZkxKUS4
https://youtu.be/nz7zqah5784
https://youtu.be/BArRk30QKM8
https://youtu.be/4VoIAzC_0zs
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>>52191635
>flag is a leaf
Worse than anything you just mentioned tbqh
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I hope I don't wake up tomorrow
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>>52191982
I hope I wake up next to you desu
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>>52191982
>tfw because of Kate I unironically started reading the Bible
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>>52191948
On the topic of piss porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Q4s_ZdvAQ
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>>52191787
>intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor
What's there not to love?
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>>52192053
Good lad
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>tfw can call Europeans cucks again
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>>52192106
the fact that she literally drinks piss for a living
>>
...
EMOCEB LLIW EH TSITUA LUFREWOP A
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>>52192163
>drink shaming
pump your brakes kid
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>>52192106
>that manjaw
>>
thots out
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>>52192234
>telling me to pump anything but my fat cock in my wife's pussy
HOLD YOUR HORSES
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>>52190892
>>52190889
>>52190778
>>52190709
>>52190565
Length doesn't even matter so long as it's a FAT COCK
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>>52192106
She's like the pseudo-intellectual fedoras whose favorite book is The God Delusion, except for being in porn and not autistic. Look at that smug expression like "yeah I'm soooo fucking much smarter than everyone else because I read about existentialism".
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so basically it seems i slept on my eye ball last night, my vision has returned to normal
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>>52192448
She said no chodes
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>>52192718
Her face is shit but the body is 100000/10
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>>52192718

how does one sleep on their eyeball
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>>52192940
fine by me, fuck manlets
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http://strawpoll.me/6271946
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https://youtu.be/GrmMFoYANhk
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>>52192053
The Bible is a beautiful compendium of books.

You should thank kate.

Chloe best grill, though
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https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/3wy6pd/lpt_what_to_do_when_your_partner_has_a_crush/
We've reached new cuck levels we never thought possible
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>>52193016

I bought something nice.
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>>52193016
i think a bunched up bit of blanket was applying pressure to my eyeball

my vision was totally fucked in one eye for about 3 hours this morning
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will Trump really make us great again?
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>>52193067
>The Bible is a beautiful compendium of books.
it really isn't though
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>>52193164
FIND OUT TONIGHT AT 9PM
R O B U S T
W O R K I N G
C L A S S
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>>52193067
>Chloe best grill, though
how the fuck can you have that opinion?

she's so fucking insufferable
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>>52193117
>reddit
why though? The amount of mental gymnastics those people are willing to do makes that website worthless.
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cell biology tbaqhwyl
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Do girls find Frito toenails that smell like cream cheese attractive?
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>>52193132

yeah!? what is it :o

>>52193152

oh that makes sense. You should try sleeping on your back or side though, it's much better for your back
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>>52193303
They'll get the larger variety's stomachs growling
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>mfw Google'd "how to join ISIS"
Am I in trouble boys?
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>>52193359
I'll show you later.
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>>52193359
i've been trying to get used to sleeping on my back but i'm not used to it, maybe i will get there eventually
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>>52193387
>leading the feds to this thread
my nigga what are you doing
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>>52193227
>Prototype_Hybrid [score hidden] 1 hour ago
>OR...try polyamory. If you're secure in your marriage, there might not be anything wrong with a little sexytime as long as all parties agree. I've let my wife have a "fling" that lasted about 2 weeks, then she was right back with me. She's allowed me a few three-ways during our time together, and would be happy to let me "crush" if one came along. Before we're ever intimate with another, we get blood work to test for Hepatitis, HIV, and Herpes type II. Condoms are a must. We're both happy and secure with this, 13 years and offspring later. The best part? I don't think I ever have to worry about cheating. If she likes someone, she lets me know. If I'm interested in someone, I let her know, because we can make it happen together.
>EDIT: I'm aware that this works great for my relationship, and might not work with other relationships. But, I think more people should consider it an option.
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>>52193303
r8 my feet
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>>52193440
Would people actually do that? Go on reddit and just falseflag?
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>>52193409
I read that for some people it's quite impossible to fall asleep normally on their backs, without the use of medication.
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>>52193399

ooo exciting~!

>>52193409

Try starting on your side. Sleeping on your stomach tends to really mess with your spine over the years, and that's a bitch to fix
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>>52193544
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>>52193581
i do sleep on my side, i can't sleep on my stomach, i still get back pain though
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>>52193399
When is later?
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>>52193117
>mfw people on reddit unironically write "thanks for the gold!"
fucking hell what a shitty vomit-inducing website
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>>52193517
Should have gone with the clear coat senpai
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbU65uCUzTs

to be honest
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>>52193676
Who knows.
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>>52193654

put a pillow between your legs. It's supposed to level out your spine and might help
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>>52193703
>thanks for the (You) kind stranger! ;DD
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>>52193801
*eye twitches*
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The new star wars movie looks FRIGGIN amazing right?
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>>52193804
i tried that, found it to be super uncomfortable, can't fall asleep

i think i gotta just keep trying this back sleeping thing
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>>52193804
And it makes your pee pee feel good
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Had my last exam today lads
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>smash bros gets ANOTHER FE character
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>>52193917
Maybe your mattress is shitty.

Try a stretch or a deep-tissue massage before you go to bed
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so horny I would fuck anything above a 4 to be honest
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this bag of garlic cheese curds smells like farts
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>>52194025
>two more exams until I can dip off to the shenandoah valley
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Been on the toilet for a while

Prob gonna be hard to flush properly.

Fuck
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>all this snow
>all the shoveling I'm gonna have to do
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>>52194025
Same, dude
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>>52194131
>>52194166
Stop shitposting
>>
Anyone seen the the hateful eight yet?

>>52194166
Always flush the shit first before wiping bro
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>>52194025
I've got my last one tomorrow

pretty excited
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>>52194198

I read the screenplay when it leaked

expect a whore of a door
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>>52194065
might be kinda hard to find a drunk slut on a tuesday desu
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>>52194183
Where are you?
>tfw no snow
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>>52194065
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>>52194198
>Always flush the shit first before wiping bro

>Amerifats take such colossal shits they have to ALWAYS flush twice to make sure it goes down
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>>52194252
but ur all virgins so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>52194252
>implying a girl would want to fuck me even if she was drunk
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>>52194256
>>52194183
>tfw south texas
>77 F out here

Feels good desu
>>
I've been thinking it would be cool to have a pastebin or something listening most of the small/obscure/alternative chan-sites

Does anyone know if such a thing exists?
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>>52194355
>iktf
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>>52194369

The problem with those is they don't get enough traffic. So you can have some nice conversations, but you get like 2 responses per day
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>>52194025
>social sciences
>no exams

I feel like such a retard. My only chance of ever making a salary over 40k a year is going to law school.
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>>52194369
That does exist.

But if I told you about it, it wouldn't be so obscure, now would it?
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>>52188751
I bet they're tasty af, same thing with whale.

I really wanto eat penguin, personally. Like an emperor after they've fattened up.
>>
>>52194442
Hardly a bad thing
I'm pretty tired of threads being deleted after 4 hours (15 minutes on /v/)
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>>52194458
How do you not have exams?
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>>52194595
Some people have to write research papers instead, I hope that's the case for this anon
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>>52188664
http://strawpoll.me/6278195
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just got back from Zurich
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>>52194458

I'm hearing that Law Schools are incredibly oversaturated right now cause so many people have humanities degrees and no job, so they figured they'd go to law school.

>>52194578

I've never went on /v/ so idk, but I like medium fast boards mostly.
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>>52194566
>wanting to eat penguins
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>>52194595
I just have "term papers" which are longer essays (10-20 pages) due at the end of term.
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>>52194458
in pretty much the same situation as you bud, although I still have plenty of exams. Join the coast guard with me m8, we can be navigation officers or something
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SAKURAI ACTUALLY DID IT

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>52194058
stretching is a good idea

deep tissue massage? how does that work
>>
>>52194642
Is this even a question?
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>>52194642
It is objectively Stephen Colbert and this will be a universal opinion.
Jon Stewart fellated himself as a """"brave"""" """"truth""" """telller"""" as did the liberal media
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>>52193223
She's the sexiest
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>>52194749
Is that?
>>
Buds how do I become more disciplined?

>inb4 join the army

I'd like other options, more short-term options.
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>>52194676
just got back from Sweden
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>>52194722
Lmao
>>
>randy hoe tries to talk to me
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>>52194685
I've done extensive research on it. My only chance is to go the top law school in my province and get amazing grades, which will put me in the top of the list for firms. Also, my GF of 4 years has a dad that's a partner at a big firm here. It's a shoe-in for articling and maybe even an associate position.
>>
>>52194642
Jon Stewart and Colbert are okay. They can be good comedians, but goddamn Oliver's unfunny, uncharismatic, and totally regurgitates everything everyone has already said.
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>>52194809
>coming to /cum/ of all generals to ask this
>>
>>52194809
>>
>>52194772
Is this?
>>
>>52194809
I'd also like to know this
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>>52194896
What?
>>
>>52194834
what were you doing there?

I got a job in Zurich so I had to go find an apartment, moving over 'permanently" soon
>>
>>52194834
Did you find it as cucked and islammunized as you thought it would be?
>>
>>52194809

>Buds how do I become more disciplined?

Set a goal for yourself each day. Doesn't have to be anything huge, in fact it's better if it's something small that you can accomplish.

Work on completing your goal every day. Then perhaps start a savings account and put away $25/50 each paycheck and don't spend it, things like that.
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>>52194809
Set smaller but still hard goals you otherwise couldn't do, then obtain them.
Like no fap for a certain period of time or don't eat junk food, etc.
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>>52194809
Go to a gay bar. Bring a leather outfit and a riding crop with you.
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>>52194809
Read about Buddhism.
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>>52194926
Who?
>>
>>52194809
Start lifting, browse /fit/, immerse yourself in /fit/ culture. Stop browsing /v/.
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>he keeps his porn/reaction images less than 4 clicks away from his desktop
fucking degenerates
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>>52195019
Horrible advice.
Except the /v/ part.
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>>52195059
>counting these things and caring about them
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>>52195059

>having porn saved

fucking degenerate
>>
>>52194716
I'd rather join the navy desu. My friend just got accepted into the ROTP, hopefully he doesn't get shipped off to the sandbox
>>
http://www.dailydot.com/lol/pepe-meme-billboard-los-angeles/
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>>52194809
Join the army
>>
CROSS THE COUNTRY

SHE DON'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH BUT SHE WANT ME
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>>52195019
>immerse
>/fit/ culture

OOAATZ

SQAAATZ
>>
>>52195019
>Stop browsing /v/.
Nobody but underage browses /v/ though
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>mfw a Canadian uses American spelling
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marina
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>>52195133
I've saved my high school go to out of nostalgia and I saw it disappearing from the internet
>>
Is it okay if my mom still tucks me in and kisses me goodnight?
>>
>>52195059
>tfw my porn and anime reaction folders are locked securely in an encrypted disk image
Never have to worry about friends or family finding something while using my computer. Feels good to be desu
>>
>>52195143
We've reached the point of no return.
The memes are real.
>>
>>52195215
This damn site tried to correct my use of 'ou' to just 'o', it's racism I tell ya!
>>
>>52195233
No, faggot. Mine stopped when I was 2 and I turned out flawless.
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>>52195233
Are you six?
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>>52195233
No anon, now be ready for underage B& faggot
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>>52195197
>implying that is bad advice
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>>52195233
I don't see any problems with that.
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>>52195304
No I just turned 28.
>>
>>52195197
NOT GONA MAKE IT BRAH
LOL HE DID SS
GOMAD BRUH DONT READ JUST DO
>he lifts for strength
CARDIO KILLS GAINS
TREX
CREATINE
MANLETS
NO HOMO
STICKY IS TROLL DO THIS ROUTINE I JUST MADE
LADS HOW DO I LOSE 240lbs FOR MY WEDDING?
HIGHTEST
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Fuck Billy Ray Cyrus
I'm your daddy now
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would you "fuck" them?
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How are some guys able to get away with this
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>>52195340
Are you a special needs woman?
>>
>>52195295
It's google spellcheck being auto set to US spelling. (If you're using chrome.)
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>>52195333
I won't argue with your trips anon
>>52195357
this desu
>>
>>52195215
>mfw American but use British spelling
>>
>>52195377
Because overweight women tend to be insecure and women overall like assertiveness, even when it's dickish. Also daddy issues.
>>
>>52195427
West brits
>>>/out/
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>>52195385
No I lead a completely normal life with a gf and everything. I just live with my parents at the moment to save up, which is considered normal these days. My mom is really protective and loving.
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>>52195377
kek

post more
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>>52195398
I like it when it tells me I spell it wrong and I go ahead with it anyway.
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>>52195427
Loyalists will be shot on sight
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>>52194642
>some faggot actually voted for oliver
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>>52195374

I would plow Tina in an isntant
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>>52195477
Is your mom qt?
>>
>>52188732
Wrong thread m8.
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>>52195533
Yeah I think so why?
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>>52195377
They have swag.
>>
NEW THREAD >>52195575
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>>52194697
Thanks, anon.

I mean, I haven't eaten a bird I didn't enjoy, I haven't eaten anything that lives in the water I didn't enjoy, including fucking disgusting looking terrors from the deep - the outcome seems obvious.

Plus i'd be doing it a favor. Pointless, miserable creatures.
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Last election, Stephen Colbert was doing an interview on MSNBC and they asked him what candidate he preferred. His answer was Ron Paul surprisingly. I don't think he's near as liberal as he's made out to be in his personal life.

still a bit of a sellout though
>>
>yfw wordfilter is gone

cuck
desu
senpai
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>>52195633
cucked by the filter again
>>
>>52195633
cuck
>>
desu
>>
baka
>>
>>52192175
Cuck
>>
post what 13 year old would be listening to if he was around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq3QmtV8vT0
>>
C U R R E N T Y E A R
U
R
R
E
N
T

Y
E
A
R
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sick desu
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