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Is there anything irish people can't do ?
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>best actress under 30
>best 'fighter' in the world
>national team qualified to euros
>best movie of 2014
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Bravo, Ireland
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Ireland is probably Britain's proudest creation, after America.
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>>52178438
They cant have their own unique culture, thats for sure
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Feed themselves.
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>>52178913
They succeeded despite your attempts at genocide you perfidious little fuck
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beat argentina's rugby team
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>>52179035
>attempts at genocide
We weren't even trying m8.
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>>52178438
Unifying their island.
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>>52179103
this
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>>52179095
I guess we're just that good at it
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Speak irish
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>>52179095
Cromwellian conquest of Ireland was some sub-Saharan tier rape and pillaging by bongoloids
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>>52178438

>Best Actress under 30
Objectively, Jennifer Lawrence

>Best 'fighter' in the world
Demetrious Johnson

>National team qualified to Euro
This is actually quite impressive considering how many crap players they have and that Robbie Brady is there star man

>Best Movie of 2014
100% Boyhood
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>>52179256
DESIGNATED
SHITTY
OPINIONS
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>>52179279

Please correct me
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>>52179224
This is historically incorrect.
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>>52179256

It's not impressive at all considering this time half of Europe gets to qualify for the tournament. It was literally either them or Scuckland.
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>>52179256
Boyhood was good
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>>52179390

Well they did beat a pretty solid Bosnian team in the playoffs, that included some pretty decent players like Begovic and Pjanic
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Well done Ireland, it's been a great year for you.
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>>52179256
All pure Americans, America wins again
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grow taters
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Bravo, Ireland!
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>>52179256
>jennifer lawrence
>boyhood
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>>52178438
Fish, otherwise how can you explain that they starved to death?
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>>52180050
>good country index
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>>52180050
>No literature/culture
>but science
>and don't forget EQUALITY
No,fuck you
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>>52179048
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>>52179279
Underrated post
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>>52180050
>US is 26th for science and technology
What the hell is this?
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speak Irish
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>>52180553
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>>52180308

You're good too Rossiya, don't be jelly. You're number 1 in the category "cyka and/or blyat"
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>>52178438
They havent paid back the debts they owe us for bailing them out yet, so we basically have their banking sector hostage
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>>52180478
these things are ought to be measured proportionally
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>>52180050
>Sweden near USA for peace and security

USA and Sweden, thuggin it worldwide
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>>52180050
West is truly pathetic, holy shit. This is 1984 level of brainwashing.
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>>52180592
>we basically have their banking sector hostage
that's right walter mitty
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>>52180596

>Norway invents a cheese slicer
>proportionally 1st
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>>52180730
PAY
DEBTS
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>>52180553
>implying

I speak it fluently and grew up in a Gaeltacht. LELs raining down on you and all the West Brits in Ireland.

Btw, our economy is growing by 7% yearly. Chinese numbers. Cunts can't keep up.

Enjoy Sharia, rape and refugees, rest of Yurop.

P.S. McGregor will rek you all
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>>52180735
>USA with 350 million people contributes more than Norway with 5 million people
>USA #1
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>>52180833

yes
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>Yuropean degeneracy
>Yuropeans can't marriage

Enjoy the degradation of your societies while we prosper.
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>>52180672
Ivan pls
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>>52180890
What a rebuttal, Pekka.
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Passed our previous highs and now our meteoric rise continues. LEL

Enjoy poverty, United Kuckolds.
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>UK
>they think their Paki caliphate will ever be better than us
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>>52180860
>legalised gay marriage by popular vote
>most people in ireland are catholic

:-D
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>>52181080
You mad bro?
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>tfw no Irish gf
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>Is there anything irish people can't do
Not die from starvation.
Protect their language and identity.
Manage their economy.
Win a war.
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>>52181082
>people in Ireland are Catholic

Hilarious every time someone says this. Literally a movie meme.

>North Americans thinking they know anything
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>>52181132
>this jealousy

You're clutching at straws massively. Your country is literally falling apart outside Moscow and St Petersburg. Your women are fleshlights for Western men. Everyone hates you.
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>>52181132
Why are we sanctioning you?
Your country seems pretty based
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>>52181132
that's no way to talk of your own country
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Wow. Are the rest of you cunts really struggling this much?

Rich, prosperous, hardest cunts around. Feels good.
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>>52181220
Father Ted pls
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>>52181220
the only meme here is ireland ;)
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>>52181287
They launch things into space on a regular basis, that's more impressive than being a corporate tax haven imo.
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>>52180799
M8 most "West Brits" speak competent Irish and would rather speak it as their first language - it's just a consequence of shit teaching out east
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>>52181370
>says fucking Canada

Your """country""" shouldn't exist. You're a made-up New World shithole.

Christ, New World countries should just die already.
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>>52181430
All the real Irish are in USA ;^)
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>>52181408
Learning a dead language is a meme
Might as well learn klingon
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>>52181351
None of you are actually rich though. You're like the Cayman Islands with bad weather, loads of companies are based there but you've got low personal income and wealth.
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>>52181372
They can launch shit into space all they want. Most of their people live in poverty and the young people are leaving in huge numbers. Their demographics are a joke and they have a life expectancy of 60.

I won't swap with them, if that's okay.

>>52181473
M8, why are you even talking? Enjoy Sharia.
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>>52181493
We are richer than you. Trust me. I have been to Austria. You're Turkey 3.0.
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>>52181473
It's a beautiful language I do not regret being forced to learn it, much the same as something like French
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>>52178438
See this is why I'm proud of my Irish heritage.
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Can someone pls snatch the IT corporations away from Ireland? This cunts are getting too cocky.
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>>52181473
Brits bringing the heat.
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>>52181430
Canada has had a tiny population and short history but produced a staggering amount of inventions for its size
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>>52181588
>spic jealousy

>>52181591
>implying you even have your own language
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>>52181516
Ireland has had foreign law, language and customs forced on it more than the UK ever has or will have.

They bailed you out, so did the rest of us. Your standard of living is terrible and none of you are actually rich.
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>>52181597
Could say the same for Ireland
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>>52181516
>They can launch shit into space all they want.
Yep, we can. Do you know who can't? Ireland.
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>>52179183
Kek kek kekarino!

>>52179224
>Cormwell
TRIGGERED
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>>52181689
We claim anything Irish pre-1922
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>>52181649
What customs you speaking of mang?
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>>52181570
You haven't been anywhere.

Your country has one motorway, no sewage system, uses the language of your 700 year ruler and continues to be a leech on the Euro.

Enjoy owning half of your island and believing Microsoft having offices in Dublin improves your life.
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>>52181689
Potato famine is not an invention.
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>>52181796
Fuck man, I just trademarked that!
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>>52181839
kek
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>>52181752
Football, horse racing, rugby, driving on the wrong side of the road, speaking their language as your first and so on.

You're basically the same except there are some actual rich people in Britain, not just rich companies.
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>>52178438

Abortions.
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>>52181493
>but you've got low personal income and wealth.
that is demonstrably incorrect
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>>52181863
Ah here now none of them are customs, our culture is utterly different, much the same as my Austrian friends being utterly different to german people
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Jon Jones is better than that pals fuccboi
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>>52181914
Based Irish.
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>>52181649
>Your standard of living is terrible
you get proof of this anywhere?
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>>52181958
Austrian culture is starting shit and blaming Germany.
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>>52181863
we invented steeplechase you utter retard
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>>52178438
based Ireland
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>>52181632

Yeah, and the IMF saved your country
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>>52182260
And pasty sun-burnt brit oap's saved yours
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>neutral republic
>is a better place to live in than shitty northern neighbour country
>giving no fucks about enriching northern neighbours country language with based dialects
>northern neighbour won't give region that belongs to us
>vastly superior cuisine compared to northern neighbour
>catholic master race
>god tier landscape

Ireland is basically austria
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>>52184047
Yeah but they don't have Dj Otzi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_qWsy5UxiI
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>>52184612

superior italian song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXoxHStbAFE
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>>52184878
definitely the inferior version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poPmNJy4jB4
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>>52178438
>yfw she was supposed to play Rey in the force awakens
>she turned it down
>no qt potato jedi waifu
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>>52179218
Ta Gael iad fein, is ni Frainc no Spannigh,
Is cuirfidh siad ruaig ar ghallaibh

You little cock goblin.
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>>52180050
this chart is terrible and you should feel terrible.
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>>52179364
Cromwell exported like 300,000 Irish people to be ""indentured servants"", and killed most of the rest.

Cromwell fucked England up pretty good, but we, objectively, got the worst.
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>>52178438
>best actress under 30
literally who?
>best 'fighter' in the world
literally who?
>national team qualified to euros
oh, great success lel
>best movie of 2014
literally which?
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>>52181132
>Not die from starvation.
Yes. Starvation sure is a huge problem nowadays, Igor.
>Protect their language
Irish has grown in the last census.
>Manage their economy
We're growing faster than most of the world, we're the second wealthiest country in Europe on per capita ppp (4th in nominal incomes, I believe), behind Norway.
>win a war
The American War of Independence, the Irish War of Independence.

Not to mention the British Empire was built upon the backs of Irish soldiers. Remember the guy who beat Napoleon, conquered India, and saved Spain and Portugal? Him and his soldiers were Irish.
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>>52181588
You'd actually need to have a stable, functioning economy, a first-world education system, and not sleep in the middle of the fucking day, in order to attract them.

>>52181649
>They bailed you out, so did the rest of us.
You gave us a fucking loan you stupid cunt. You took a loan from international markets and loaned it to us at an even higher rate.

And the only reason we fucking went with the bailout is because if we didn't, Germany's, Britain's, and France's banks would have fucking imploded and created a depression.

We saved you cunts from economic disaster, and we're still outperforming every single one of you.
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>>52186727

So good cannon fodder then?

Something Irish cannot do:

>Break 100 on an IQ test
>Read and comprehend more than 4 lines of text at a time.
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>>52186984
Have fun dying poor because your rulers stole all the money you have, and alone because all your women moved to the West to marry fat neckbeards just to escape your shithole of a country.
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>>52184047
>Historically part of a large empire that 404'd after a war

The parallels are uncanny.
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>>52186984
>Break 100 on an IQ test

Oh yeah that statistic taken from a 40 year old study on 12 year olds...which was then meme'd in a book by someone with zero credibility.
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>>52186984
>>Break 100 on an IQ test
hahahaha
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>>52180890
>PortugAIDS
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>>52178438
Stay in Ireland, unfortunately.
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>>52188184
I'm not sure if you're one of the Polish who likes us, or if you're one of the Polish who hates the Russians so much you don't care what the argument is about.
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>>52188993
i like Ireland desu
the only people who attack it are bad people who do bad things
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>>52189084

there's really nothing to hate about. No major war crimes or any other significant historically event except maybe IRA terrorism
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>>52188184
Holy shit Sweden and Iceland
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>>52189231
Yeah but that was Northern Ireland so technically that wasn't us either :3 Just Brits killing Brits 2bh
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>Other countries ITT parrot old stereotypes and misconceptions as if it's supposed to offend us

>We continue flying high in our laid back, safe, wealthy, culturally rich, prosperous society

There are ways of insulting the Irish, but ye don't know them. Thing is, we travel a lot, so we know all about life in your countries Even the emigrants these days are mostly doing it because they can, I've known loads of people leaving good jobs to move away for the adventure.

Just try not to forget, we know your country a lot better than you know ours.
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>>52179279
kek
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They can't farm potatoes.
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>>52189549
>I've known loads of people leaving good jobs to move away for the adventure
peeling tatties is not a "good job" and shagging cheap prostitutes in amsterdam is not an "adventure"
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This thread is low tier bant, so I'm going to contribute stuff for ye to use next time.
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>>52178438
>best poet of the last 100 years
>best author (Joyce)
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>>52189791
>Stealing potatoes.

This kind of shit is why the Saudis chop people's hands off 2bh.
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>>52189820
>>best author (Joyce)
You're forgetting Oscar Wilde.
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>our glorious leader
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>>52189939
Oscar Wilde was a hell of a lot more fun and wittier, but Joyce's ability to create allusion has no equal.

Also, trying to keep it a bit more modern here.
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>>52189968
Our little Enda.
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>>52190178
If you want modern, look to Seamus Heaney, arguably the greatest poet of modern times. Yeats was a talented poet, but he can be feckin' insufferable too, judgemental bourgeois prick with a lust after an honourable man's wife.
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>>52190280
>judgemental bourgeois prick
A big part of why I love him :)
Also, there is something romantic about being a failed revolutionary.
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>>52190280
Heaney was good, but I don't believe he was better than Yeats. Heaney spoke to the heart of people (Harvest Bow was one of my favourite poems ever), but Yeats could do the same and more.
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IIDF in full effect
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>>52190335
Yeats was a creature of novelty, a hipster in his day. He followed the cultural revival because of the exciting people he could attach himself to within it. Likewise in 1913, he visciously condemned the same movement whose leaders he eulogized in 1916.

Don't get me wrong, he's a talented poet, but he's not subtle, and his perspective and personality shine through his work, and not in a good way. It's the perspective of a man who watches on and chuckles, and then weeps as honourable people all around him are fighting for their freedom, and are martyred.
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>>52189791
You think the Irish are sound until you have to live in the same small country as a million of their diaspora.

Despite most of them being 4th generation>, they still fly their cunting flag all over the shop, still disrespect British war dead, still die in their 50s, still consume disgusting amounts of alcohol and fast food etc

They ruined every area of Scotland that they settled in large numbers. Glasgow and Dundee were burdened the largest volumes of Irish by far. Glasgow, once a civilised and affluent merchant city, now has the busiest criminal court and lowest life expectancy of any city in Western Europe. Dundee is just as bad if not worse than Glasgow.

Scotland's other major cities (Edinburgh, Aberdeen, Inverness) by and large avoided the fenian deluge. Coincidentally, these three cities boast the highest living standards in the UK.

Talk about mudslimes ruining European countries in the 21st century, the Irish did it to Scotland 100 years ago. Literally the niggers of Europe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5ZS3QRJ7Q

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>>52190542
>Yeats was a creature of novelty, a hipster in his day

Somewhat of a digression, but wouldn't that make Wilde even more insufferable by the same criteria?
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>>52190735
>typed all that out
>accidentally reply to some taig
fuck sake
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Ireland is a based country. I wished Portugal would follow some of Ireland's measures, mainly in the political/economic aspect.
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>>52190735
>protected
From what? Scottish sea monsters?
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>>52190735
You think the British are sound until you have to live in the same small country as a million of their diaspora.

Despite most of them being 10th generation>, they still fly their cunting flag all over the shop, still disrespect Irish war dead, still die in their 50s, still consume disgusting amounts of Buckfast and fast food etc

They ruined every area of Northern Ireland that they settled in large numbers. Belfast and Derry were burdened the largest volumes of British by far. Belfast, once a civilised and affluent merchant city, now has the busiest criminal court and lowest life expectancy of any city in Western Europe. Derry is just as bad if not worse than Belfast

Ireland's other major cities (Dublin, Cork, Limerick) by and large avoided the orangeman deluge. Coincidentally, these three cities boast the highest living standards in the Republic.

Talk about mudslimes ruining European countries in the 21st century, the British did it to Northern Ireland 400 years ago. Literally the niggers of Europe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K622RDDSJc

Vid related. Unionist supporters burning Irish tricolours observe the ritual of disrespecting the natives that have propped up their apartheid state for centuries.
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>>52190735
>They ruined every area of Scotland that they settled in large numbers
Scotland is the result of us settling there in large numbers. If it wasn't for Gaels, you'd have been known as northern Wales.

>disrespecting the British war dead
Maybe they shouldn't have shot civilians in the streets. Maybe they shouldn't have drove into a stadium, much like that one, in Croke Park and opened fire on the spectators. Maybe they shouldn't have armed, trained, and co-ordinated Loyalist bombing campaigns in the Republic.

You mountain Irish need to be brought to heel and reminded of where you come from.
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>>52179103
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>>52190735
If they are niggers of europe then why they outclass you in every category?
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>>52191053
>t. Albert O'Barbossa
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>>52191174
Master/Slave dichotomy

This is the difference between the Scots and the Irish. We took Ulster by strength on the order of the King of Scots. Built fortresses, castles and mansions. We made ourselves the upper class while the Irish peasantry plucked tatties on our vast estates.

Meanwhile, the Irish forgot how to do the only they were halfway good at (growing tatties), and came grovelling to our knees for sustenance. We took them in and provided for them. You repaid us by spreading your filth across the land.

>>52191473
Perhaps because Scotland doesn't have its own category, wojcech.

Not to mention that the present day Irish are naturalised Brits.

>>52191221
>Scotland is the result of us settling there in large numbers. If it wasn't for Gaels, you'd have been known as northern Wales.
Do the Irish still unironically believe this? Do you realise every serious historian cast >muh irish migration into the dustbin years ago?
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>>52178438
>muh heritage
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>>52178438
>Is there anything irish people can't do
Contribute to world wars.
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>>52178438
>Is there anything irish people can't do ?
Eat burgers
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>>52191890
>Do the Irish still unironically believe this? Do you realise every serious historian cast >muh irish migration into the dustbin years ago?
The fucking name for your country comes from the Irish tribes. The Romans called us Scotia Major and you, Scotia Minor.

Scotland was nought but pissants in the hills before we civilized you.
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>>52178438
>Is there anything irish people can't do ?
Win their so called land back.
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>>52192328
>civilised you
Utter lel mate.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/history/articles/kingdom_of_the_gaels/

Funny how all the civilised parts of scotland never spoke gaelic.

Even the parts that did were a damn sight more civilised then Direland. The Highlanders had tattie maintenance problems too, but instead of just dying they fucked off and got jobs.
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>>52192394
>Sinn Fein loses seats in an election it doesn't campaign in and doesn't take their seats so the Unionists did the ole "we'll take our guy out and not split the vote"

Wew that was intense.
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>>52192328
>nought but pissants
>>52192505
>tattie

Do Irish and Scots really talk like this or are you both just memeing
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>>52192547
Yeah because NI elections is all about campaigning...

Taigs getting bred out by ulster scots, even taigs are voting unionists because they rather be considered British then Irish.
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>>52192645
Everyone uses nought

>u got any fags left m8
>nah nought m8 used da last 4 our spliff
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>>52192505
>Recently archaeologists have challenged this idea. If the Gaels did invade from Ireland then new objects and differing types of building style could be expected to appear. What archaeologists point to is the continuity in building styles of crannogs and forts found in Argyll and Ireland, suggesting the Gaels had lived in Argyll for many centuries before Fergus Mor and shared a common Gaelic culture with Ireland.
>shared a common Gaelic culture with Ireland

>Even the parts that did were a damn sight more civilised then Direland.
You guys need London to fucking subsidize your economy, you coke fiends.

>>52192645
Scots do say Tatties, and some people here do say nought.


>>52192658
>SDLP and SF split the Republican vote
>Unionists put one candidate forward to keep the Unionist vote together
>not a campaign strategy

I'm not sure if you're a wee Hun bastard or just a cunt.
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>>52192834
>You guys need London to fucking subsidize your economy, you coke fiends.
Just like literally everywhere in the UK that isn't London, and to a far lesser extent. No thanks to you smelly dole-bashing cunts.

>>shared a common Gaelic culture with Ireland
Are you trying to equate this with some sort of Irish invasion?
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>tfw live in Northern Ireland
>parents were fluent in Irish
>didn't bother to teach me
fuck you mummy and daddy
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>>52192834
Just face facts NI is lost ye wee taig shitter
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They don't accept Northern Portugal as a Celtic nation.
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>>52192943
>Just like literally everywhere in the UK that isn't London, and to a far lesser extent. No thanks to you smelly dole-bashing cunts.
London as in the British Government. The same way political correspondents refer to Russia's decisions as "Moscow" or Germany's as "Berlin", you daft bastard.

>Are you trying to equate this with some sort of Irish invasion?

>be Scottish
>be culture cocked by the Irish
>given the excuse that we came in force
>"haha no you didnt we willingly submitted"

Bonnie lad, why are you not letting us give you a way out?

>>52193020
We haven't gone away, you know.
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>scots and irish going at each other

good stuff
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>>52193148
>be culture cuckolded by the irish
Its like you didn't even read the article padraig. Been sooking lambrini out of the gutter again?

Also

>unironically typing that sentence out in english
>the language imposed on you by repeated scottish and english invasions
>invasions that actually happened
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>>52193154
*Irish and used-to-be-Irish

>>52193307
>Scottish invasion
You daft cunts needed to hire Irish tribes to stop Aodh Ui Neill from running you and the English from the island.

>unironically typing in English
An bhfuil Gaeilge agat, Sassenach?
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>>52192658
>Taigs getting bred out

It's you black bastards that are getting out bred, your people are underachievers and dole warriors with a degenerate culture.

Keep Ulster tidy from prod scum!
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>>52193394
>You daft cunts needed to hire Irish tribes to stop Aodh Ui Neill from running you and the English from the island
This sounds like a thing that actually happened and hasn't been grossly exaggerated to any extent whatsoever.

>Aodh Ui Neill
Literally WHO mate.

>An bhfuil Gaeilge agat, Sassenach?
Nice souvenir language you have there. File it with your deodorant can and toothbrush under "things an Irishman will never use".
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>Positive thread about Ireland
>UK flags stream in

#Triggered
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>>52193660
>This sounds like a thing that actually happened and hasn't been grossly exaggerated to any extent whatsoever.
>the English never utilized internal tribal divisions to keep their enemies against each other

>literally WHO
The man who founded Ulster you wee hun bastard.
>Scottish heroes consists of Gordon Brown, Robert Carlyle and Alex Salmond
Oh dear.

>Nice souvenir language you have there.
You don't even have a language you can call your own. Both of your languages, Scottish and English, are from foreign conquerors... And the English didn't even have to conquer you by military force, you cunts were just so poor you agreed to hand over your country for some copper coins and scraps from the dinner table.

>things an Irishman will never use
>heroin addict unironically talking about poor hygiene
You sound like you smell o' piss, Georgie.

>>52193707
It's just shitposting, lad.
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>>52178438
It's a good thing I'm 50% Irish

Irish genes will carry you far
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>>52193971
>The man who founded Ulster you wee hun bastard
James VI of Scotland founded Ulster m8

>Both of your languages, Scottish and English
Fucking hell the Irish really do have tatties for brains. That is a belter mate, an absolute belter.

>agreed to join up with our neighbours and conquer half the globe
>including ireland
What a bunch of cucks we are!
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>>52186497

KEKS
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>>52194178
>James VI of Scotland founded Ulster m8
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>>52194178
>James VI of Scotland founded Ulster m8
You mean James I, right?

>That is a belter mate, an absolute belter.
>be a wee Scot bastard
>half the country hates the other half because they speak the language of the wrong conqueror

>>52194178
>conquer half the globe
You did fuck all, mate. Your own colonial ventures is what fucked you up.
It was Irish soldiers who carried the Empire, and we were more equal than you during the Act of Union.

>be Scottish
>"haha if we join england we will finally be better than the Irish"
>lose all power
>a century later we join union with London and become Kingmakers in the Parliament
>Scots realize they've fucked up and even in the "union of equals" they're less equal than Ireland and England.
You're literally a bigger a version of Wales.
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>>52178438
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>>52178438
They are a plague on any country they come to.

Keep the eternal Irishman at bay.
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>>52188184

Photoshopped. Also Russia is a HUGE country full of Turkic and Caucasian retard peasants. Of course it will lower the total. Ireland is 1st world, western and white. What is your excuse for 94 IQ?
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>>52178438
Know your enemy. Keep the Celtic menace at bay.

>mfw it's too late to save my country

>mfw again you won't heed my warnings
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>>52194478
>You mean James I, right?
As that brave Scotsman was known by his English subjects.

>>52194478
>It was Irish soldiers who carried the Empire
Don't even know what to say to this mate. I couldn't even name an Irish regiment. Meanwhile the Highlanders are probably the most recognisable line infantry in the world, even to the layman.

>>52194478
>we were more equal than you during the Act of Union
Literally what? You didn't even join the Union until a century later you mong. Scots and English alike treated Ireland as some African backwater on our doorstep, as was befitting of you fenian savages. Did Ireland even have seats in parliament lmao?

>>"haha if we join england we will finally be better than the Irish"
Of course mate. We just joined the UK to get one over on the country we spent the last century subjugating.

>>lose all power
Yeah mate. We sure came to regret losing all that power we had as barren rock on the edge of Europe once we had conquered the planet and filled our coffers with riches from far and wide.

I swear you cunts are lucky we even gave you a space on the flag.
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>>52195281

This guy know what he's talking about.

I like you.
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>>52195706
just got back from russia yesterday senpai

will be back soon

the girls are damn fine
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Jon Jones is Irish?
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>>52179256
Poo in the loo Akil
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>>52195706
I do russian in college i thought we were somewhat liked, ignore the shitposter
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>>52186414
>they are gaels theyre not franks or spaniards
>and they will rout the foreigners!
go copy lyrics somewhere else lad
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>>52178438
bootyblasting, lethal for them.
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>>52195281
M8 you have the same Irish regiments now, Ireland did have some seats but to say we had more power than scots is intellectually dishonest, ignore shitposters
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>>52197003

Scot bro?

>>52197184

No, the whole world knows bog-trotters are of undeniably low intelligence.
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>>52197271
Please don't let the tiny minority represent this great country, it's like letting chechens represent you friend
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>>52181408
>it's just a consequence of shit teaching out east
Fucking this, I would love to speak Irish but school put me off it for life.
>Here learn some vocab
>Here learn 20 poems
>Oh btw even though we have rarely have spoke the language you have an oral exam, listening next week that is a huge chunck of your grade and half your written exam is writing essay and letters.
Its bullshit, you are not taught how to speak the language, you are taught how to pass the fucking module. How can they fuck it up so much, it is easy you want a country that speaks Irish just have every subject besides languages in school required to be taught in Irish and within two generations the language will be alive.

I knew lots of people who went to gael schools and hated it, yet they were fluent. I was jelly as fuck.
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>>52197381

Sadly it is based on personal experience as must as well deserved reputation.

Of hundreds I have dealt with they have a total and absolute inability to follow simple directions, or to real and follow instructions. It is like a genetic ingrained abnormality. You are possibly the most frustrating people to deal with in business I have ever met.

I cringe every time I get an Irish client.
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>>52197593
I'm spending a year in moscow soon i hope i don't piss you off senpai
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>>52190735
Irish diaspora are not Irish, you think you hate? You don't know what hate is, fucking despise plastic paddies.
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>>52178438
>best fighter in the world
I didn't know Werdum was Irish.
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>>52197593
>Of hundreds I have dealt with they have a total and absolute inability to follow simple directions,
i used to be like that, cos i forgot stuff and found it too awkward to ask again tee bee haich
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>>52197593
Different work and business mentality? Man, you are welcome to the world.
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wew
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>>52198959
it sounds better if you just say "welcome to the world"
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>>52179256
>Jennifer Lawrence
>Boyhood
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>>52202902
Thanks.
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>>52197265
>to say we had more power than scots is intellectually dishonest
no its not
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>>52197688
Fuck off Little Irelander, my parents had the right idea moving away from the shitstain of an isle and many people like them left it and took the REAL irishness with them.
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>>52203120
it kind of is
scots got rich from the union while we got poor
>>52203194
stop this meme. leaving ireland doesnt make you more irish, it makes you less irish.
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>>52179256
>Demetrious Johnson
Babbyweights shouldn't even be considered when we're talking about best in the world. It's Jon Jones, bar none.
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>>52203246
>it makes you less irish.
No, it makes me more. If you're Irish in Ireland, you're just a person, the normal guy. If you're Irish in England you're an outsider and your Irishness is more potent.
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>>52180833
Yes. If your country is tiny, it's irrelevant and can't contribute to humanity on a large scale. Maybe you depressed faggots should breed more.
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Annex north ireland
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>>52178438

>best fighter in the world
Yeah, except no. Not at all. Maybe the best in his weight class. Absolutely nobody who follows the sport would say he is the pound for pound champ. He is in a shallow division and he doesnt even have a single title defense.
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>>52179256
Boyhood was utter shit
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>>52203371
but your irishness declines as a function of time. for example, my accent gets more and more american as time goes on. and i eat a lot more burgers than i used to. in ireland it's the opposite. as you grow older, you learn more about ireland, therefore making you more irish.
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>Is there anything irish people can't do ?

Get a tan
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>>52203246
its nothing to do with wealth why do pretend you even know what you are talking about
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>unironically being Irish
eww
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>>52179279
DJ is factually the p4p champ.
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>>52203506
but it did. if scotland had less power than ireland, why didnt we direct funds towards ourselves and be a poor shithole? it makes no sense.
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The Scottish-Irish beef ITT was delicious
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>>52203628
It's not hard to be fast and athletic when you weigh 110 lbs. Babbyweight manlets shouldn't be taken seriously.
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>>52203890
As an English, you can only imagine how hard my dick is right now.
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resist the urge to act like niggers
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>>52204000
Trips of emphasis
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