you wake up in downtown Bogota, Columbia. What do?
>>52176129
Get shot. I love the third world look.
find the nearest airport
>>52176129
find nearest large breasted babe and show her my euro dick.
>>52176129
risk everything to get some 10/10 colombiana pussy
>>52176129
Did a Colombian unironically spell Colombia, Columbia?
>>52176129
look for a hispanic babe with big tits and erection inducing bunda to ride me
>>52176129
Look like the USA
more reggaton-lover shitskins
>>52176129
> where is the white coffee I´ll get me a suitcase full of it
Find some food and chill.
bask in an actually tolerable climate where the "record high" throughout the year is 28ºC and everything is otherwise basically the same
>>52176446
and how do you plan to do that?
>take cab
express kidnapping
>take helicopter
Farc will shoot you with bazooka
etc
>>52176481
>>52176499
>>52176550
>Bogota
>good looking women
it's Bolivia tier
>>52176129
drink coffee and proceed to shitpost on /int/ ?
>No donkey jokes yet
Is this /int/?
>>52176129
>What do?
Cocaine
>>52176129
Once I understand that I'm in Bogota, (for some reason), I deduce that since I'm in the capital, an American embassy is nearby. I keep a low profile, get the hell to the embassy, explain my situation, and give my ID if I was lucky enough to wake up with it. If not, I give them a web page with my real photo on it, to corroborate my story.
Then I re-take Serranilla Bank and Bajo Nuevo Bank for great justice. :^)
>>52176569
Ivan,
It really, truly doesn't.
>>52176129
Live a happy life
>>52177769
Also I didn't mention "Do NOT get in a car if at all possible / proceed on foot to the American embassy", but this guy confirms it for me lol
once I'm there, there will be responsible adults.
>>52176129
Go to Barranquilla or Cartagena and enjoy some well deserved vacations.
>>52179332
>Be American
>Be afraid of every single foreign country
I wake up everyday here. Not only Bogota, living in any place of this country is horrible.
2 years more Europe, just wait for me 2 years more.
>>52179406
>Be American
>Be reasonably afraid of every single foreign country
fixed
>>52179406
>>52179406
>be Canadian
>think third world shitholes are safe
>get shot
>>52176129
Get called chicano
>>52176129
looks like the environment from that Dying Light game
>>52179344
Barranquilla is shit
have some coffee and arepa, enjoy the nice weather, and find a job as an english teacher. find a colombian bf and live happily ever after.
>>52176129
looks like some poor southeast Asian country
>>52177769
While i agree that congolombians have awful faces, you simply cannot compare them with bolivians.
>>52179517
I've managed to travel quite extensively and have yet to get shot. I didn't get dysentery in India either
>>52179443
>Be Latvian
>Be afraid of every single foreign country
Just makes you look uneducated and meek
Call my jungla soldier friend so he can take me to congolombian grills and booze
>>52179517
Funny because literally the only person I know who has actually been shot in a foreign country was a restaurateur in my neighborhood who got mugged and shot in Louisville, Kentucky.
>third world shitholes
>not even once
>>52176129
Reconquer Ecuador, Panama and Venezuela.
>>52176129
Move to uptown Bogota, I guess.
>>52180460
Well of course that happens if you're in a state filled with subhumans.
>>52176129
I try to kill myself but I would be probably dead before I can
>buy 10 kilos of coke
>cross Brazilian border
>never have to work again
>Stuff my face with delicious food
>Get horrible food poisoning
>Get shot
Paradise~
>>52181800
a gram of coke in Bogota costs 3 Euro. do the math, 10 kilo is not that cheap.
>>52176129
chill. be quiet and respectful to everyone. go have breakfast. make some friends. stay a few weeks and have a nice time. then return to south africa.
>>52182344
You can literally sell each kilo for a hundred thousand euros or more around here. Brazil's the second biggest cocaine market anon.
>>52182344
I could buy 15kg
Even more since it'd be a wholesale
>>52182975
but you are french and they would kill you
just for sport
>>52176129
are there parts of Colombia that aren't total shit holes?
need a cheap vacation
>>52183160
for americans? no.
hustle
and fuck ome colombian bunda
>>52176129
Probably get killed
