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>tfw no gf
>>52166566
>thread subject
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
DUTDUT2016
>>52166566
congrats, you made /asean/ shitty enough for me to leave - and I thought it wasn't even possible. kill yourself mate and get that duterte dick out of your ass.
>>52166465
like seriously why bother with the "federalize" phil gov when china comes a knocking and bearing gifts or if USA flips starting barging in. I heard there's already a ilocano CAR movement maybe to separate or something
>>52166507
Maybe not single but together like Western Visayas, they have an Int airport and enought infran, CAR has Baguio.
>>52166609
See you tomorrow.
>>52166596
>Bomb Ukraine some more
>Git their women
>Mar letting himself get caught on camera saying "bakit pa sampalan? pambabae yan"
trolled so hard
Let me try to get the quints.
>another Flipcentric politics thread
>>52166672
No its just DUTDUT damage control
Let's stop the politics for once and discuss something interesting with our /asean/ brothers
FAVORITE LOCAL FOOD
>main dish
LECHON (kahit sa mga espanyol to galing)
>dessert/snacks
pic related
>fruit
DURIAN IS KING
DO YOU LIKE YOUR TRADITIONAL/NATIONAL CLOTHES? AND WOULD YOU WEAR IT IF IT SUITS THE OCCASION?
Yes and yes
>>52166626
Read the reply in that thread and stop posting. At this point I should be charging you for educating you.
I'm so hungry /asean/
>>52166660
Wow Mar is sexist. Such a problematic candidate.
>tfw d30 is immune to this shit because he gets the puki wet.
>>52166734
>sisig
>halo halo
>mango/banana
Roxas challenged Duterte in a fist fight
Who wins ?
>>52166734
>Sinigang sa sampalok
>Ginataang bilo bilo
>Mangga
>>52166765
Isnt Porkchaco haram?
>>52166765
Sonico > Pochaco and that other fatter bitch
Pleb
representative from /desi/ here.
we're struggling to get a thread that stays alive yet you guys seem to consistently have successful asean threads?
What's your secret.
>>52166598
>CAR has Baguio
lolwut? more like, Baguio have CAR, or even Benguet itself is enough.
>>52166879
you're so mean senpai
>>52166928
>what is our secret
We poo in the loo, not on the streets.
>>52166734
FAVORITE LOCAL FOOD
>main dish
Ayam Woku
>dessert/snacks
Lemper
>fruit
Mango
DO YOU LIKE YOUR TRADITIONAL/NATIONAL CLOTHES? AND WOULD YOU WEAR IT IF IT SUITS THE OCCASION?
i like wearing batik shirt
>>52166961
Either way they will mostly likely stick together an form a new nation
>>52166928
>What's your secret.
It won't be a secret anymore if we say it.
>>52166965
send that to the artist. I'm just helping him/her to improve.
>>52166809
puta, i bet my entire college fund to one punch man duterte.
>>52166765
>$300 mousepad
>>52166180
>blow up church
Fucking interpol tryig to bait us.
One Punch Man is a shitty meme anime. Fuck off plebs
And no, I'm not even a Mar supporter
>>52167139
>t. admin ng teenage pinoy crap
>>52167227
I don't even know what that is stl
baka
rate my gf /pinoy/
>>52166566
What an ugly language
>>52167327
I'd give her a 3/5
>>52167351
tell us about the habbening you filthy terrorist
>>52167351
Malaysian language sounds funny to indons desu
>>52167327
Mia Khalifa...
>>52167351
>>52167404
your languages also sounds funny to us, most especially the bisaya language.
>>52167327
She has such plane jane lebs face. Could be okay without horrendous balloon boobjob.
IRAN
R
A
N
>>52167327
woul bang
>>52166987
Lemper is Indon OC.
do not steal
>>52167537
>Shias
>>52167327
Poo / Loo
>>52167327
Is this true that she is muslim?
MAR2016!
>>52166566
This is the anime equivalent of Mar Roxas
PUTANG INA MO
>>52167597
she is catholic lebanese
>>52167639
what's the story here?
ANG BABA
BABA
BABA
>>52167619
>2015
>Post goatse
This isnt 2005 Dutdutfag from 9fag
>>52167619
>he has a goatse saved on his pc
kek
>>52167661
six pesos lang yan
srsly tho fuck that ad
>>52167658
he got rekt by 1st form frieza
>>52167227
What do you think of that kid who runs TPC? Edgy kid, "intellectual" page?
So Darth Vader is really live again faem?
>>52167327
Her bf will hunt you down anon.
>>52167614
She's only Muslim because she says she is
She's about as Muslim as a bacon sandwich and a bottle of vodka
>>52167658
>Gohan was a powerful character years ago
>Is dogshit now
>Mar Roxas was a competent guy in politics 5 years ago
>Is dogshit now
How do I get a moeslim wife
>>52167727
no its fake
Kylo kills Han
Rey is force sensitive
they find Luke and movie ends
>>52167727
Here is very important spoiler
[spoiler]Star Wars is for kids[/spoiler]
>>52167781
Oculus Rift
>>52167840
What did she mean by this?
>>52167840
>tries to be sexy
>bad sex appeal
She's overdoing it, not moe or slim at all.
>>52167908
She wants you to covert to Islam
hello malaysia
>>52167937
takbir
>>52167954
kaput
>I sprain my elbow lads
I can't lift tonight ;_;
>>52168004
fap to duterte
>>52166809
>>52167021
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Philippines and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>52168068
stale pasta/10
>>52167782
So Kylo Ren is like a descendant of Darth Vader?
Han is just a prick I believe, he deserve to die from the first place
>>52167816
No
>>52168068
at least slip in Wharton in there you lazy fuck
>>52168102
he is Han and Leia's son
>>52168068
>gorilla warfare.
Dut dut does it better than you he has lots of training with npa.
>>52168127
>le du30 is gommunist :DD
Nice meme m8
WAYLT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_93SrREKkE
>>52168104
But he didnt even graduated from Wharton you autist
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wharton_School_alumni
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_University_of_Pennsylvania_people
You can only find Roxas name on UPenn
FUCK YOU JJ ABRAMS YOUFUCKING HACK
BRAVO POTTERY
R
A
V
O
P
O
T
T
E
R
Y
>>52168122
Oh dear, it really get more exciting.
I thought Leia and Luke would be some kind of incest
>>52168176
IDGAF JUST WANTED YOU TO PUT MORE FLAVOR INTO THAT STALE PASTA. APPLY YOURSELF.
What is your IQ /asean/ ?
>inb4 IQ are useless.
>inb4 some retard level IQ score.
>>52168264
36-24-34
>>52168264
I don't know I'm not 16 anymore
>>52168264
11 or something, is it bad?
>>52168221
>Taking the Jewish Test
>>52168279
>34 hip
a bit of weight gain and butt exercises will fix that
>>52168264
>IQ
Haven't applied that IRL for a long time
Pertamax untuk Om bule
>>52168264
108 so average.
>>52168264
14.88
>>52168264
>120s back in HS
Probably in between 100-110 due to age ;_;
>>52168279
C-can I get a pic with timestamp on those measurements?
>>52168549
reported
>>52168549
all me ;^)
>>52168371
>>52168526
Was it taken by a psychologist? Or did you take one of those free online test.
>>52168606
School
>>52168279
>>52168264
90-60-85
>>52168264
IQ is meme indicator desu
>>52168645
Yes I know. I'm just interested in what other people got. I got 108. So only normal.
>>52168264
111 a few years ago
a-are you happy,will you integrate me now?
>>52168264
The last 3 digits.
G-Guys, need a good fap
>>52168688
I always wondered. Are you the only Brunei poster here?
This is your typical Dutdut supporters
>>52168719
You can use me.
>>52168264
I am smart as fuck, that would be like 99
see
>>52168719
Tell us your fetish first
>>52168719
https://kat.cr/usearch/shemale%20category:xxx/
>>52168756
Didn't know that the IQ test was worth 100 points in total xD
>>52168737
source wew
>>52168763
>2016-16 days
>still using kickass torrent
pleb
>>52168719
http://exhentai.org/g/883159/1bfdf6b769/
>>52168787
It's Magi
>>52168606
Needed to take one for psych eval at work.
>>52168719
e621.net
/r9k/tier porns
>>52168740
Eww No
>>52168758
Some busty chick
>>52168763
>>52168816
>>52168854
Sometimes... I really don;t want to live in this country anymore.
Tell me country that let me browse any pron site without being blocked.
>>52168606
school
>>52169009
Fantasti.cc
>>52169009
>can't bypass transparent DNS
You should not browse 4cu.ck
>>52168736
Of course not.
Kek at this
>>52169382
ALOHA SNACKBAR
>>52169009
>busty chick
https://vndb.org/v7707
https://vndb.org/v10076
say no more senpai
I cant believe man-drama is considered a sport
>buying gifts for Christmas
>actually going malls during sales
Spice islands and spicy foods.
I'm glad I live here.
>>52169731
it's a sport for most murrican adults doe.
>>52169731
Crappler reports these shitty wrestling events
even the cable channels force those shows and PPVs on us because no one wants to see it in the theaters anymore
>>52169731
Just like moto sport and e-sport
>gay website retweeted me
FUCK
WHY
>>52169731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI
>>52169731
>>52169800
We have a local wrestling scene. It's pretty ebin
>Kanto terror
>>52169843
Aren't you gay though?
>>52169862
No.
Bi at least.
>>52169843
qt please
>>52169937
you're were offering your boipussi to aussies a few months back
>>52169937
That's gay
Where were you when the Singaporean who posted his anus all over /int/ needed you?
>the great escape series is just a moeblob grill getting fucked by different man every chapter.
>>52169937
>bi
>not gay
>>52169982
that aint me desu
wasn't that sakurahime something tripname?
>>52169971
w-what?
>>52169985
>posting anus
when?
I only started int almost a year ago.
>>52170021
NEVER
TOUCH
A
GUY
EXCEPT
MYSELF
>>52170225
No it was you, don't try to deny it bby
>>52170225
never mind
>>52169731
Tbf they still do the stunt and physical stuff but yes its choreographed and scripted.
>>52170225
earlier this year or last year
>>52170324
want my twitter?
>>52170386
>reading manga
>>52170403
thank allah i didnt int at that time.
>>52170451
>not reading manga
Step up, fampai
>>52170451
>thank allah
fucking dropped
>>52170225
Oy vey, I'm not gay >_<
>Han dies
>not posting the rest of the spoilers on your FB feed for you normies
>>52170451
oh,no thanks,I don't use twitter
thanks for the offer anyway
>>52166566
flips, how does it feel to be the only catholic country in east asia?
>>52170782
I already did, faggot. But I had pleb normie friends who only watched the films, so they're not as angry as they should be.
>>52170839
Post moar fag.
>>52170829
feels bretty gud mang.
how does it feel seeing durka doodies on your streets regularly doe?
>>52170829
We are literally mexico of asia except chinks run our cartels.
>>52170829
lonely
>>52170839
Isn't fiji catholic?
>>52170992
Whoops, meant to quote >>52170829
>>52170829
Special
>>52170829
I wish I had someone to hug
hi guys
how is everyone?
ive been gone for about 2 weeks
im ready to indulge in some seamemes
>>52171407
welcome back,fellow /sea/men
>>52171407
erriot rodger is that u?
>>52171486
hi how are you?
are you excited for christmas?
I kind of am :)
>>52171625
Excited for something...
>>52171621
no I'm not elliot rodger
because he's dead
>>52171679
what are you excited for?
Dubs and we all get gfs before the year ends :3
>>52171625
yes,cuz I get money from my relatives
also,the year is ending,now that I think about it,it felt really fast
>>52171692
to get a bf
Why are all women such horrible whores who can't have a decent taste to save their lives? These bitches will hop on any gorilla's dick if they so much as smile at them simply because they got their cunt sopping. Of course after they get knocked up and become a single mother they'll start to look for some stupid cu.ck to take care of their little chad seed who grew up. Women are all whores, period.
>>52171679
why is she always smugging
>>52171692
the malaysian elliot rodger.
He's still lurking.
>>52171767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcLCE1Tl4oc
>>52171833
I don't know
>>52171767
>all women are whores
>all
Go outside sometimes flipflop
>>52171870
Good evening qtchilean.
How are you? Been a long time since i seen you.
>>52171891
don't lie since you like to post that image and you probably smugging right now.
>>52171767
Did your gf broke up on you again?
>>52171966
please add me on steam qt
want to give you gift.
>>52171980
>implying he has one
he sound like that malaysian elliot rodger desu but blame woman instead of man.
you know /pol/ went mainstream with meme magic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0fzldPsgvo
>>52171857
I'm not even going to click that link, but it looks like some korean or whatever chink pop group singing a shit song about wanting to take nigger dick. It's actually no matter for me considering I will never want to date one of the yellow devilettes, but the more disturbing idea is that women from all over are actually okay with the idea of fucking a dirty nigger. It makes me fuming just to think about it.
>>52171925
I have gone outside many times, and it's through those times that I saw women for what they are: vile wretched whores who deserve a special place in hell.
>>52171980
I never had one. They're too much shit in terms of taste to actually see good men when they're there.
>>52172046
be careful with your meme, bro. You might actually believe that soon.
>>52171927
>>52171966
>>52172014
>>52172018
>>52172046
Here, have some BBQ
>>52172014
i don't have one
>>52172046
well meme'd
>>52172046
that's exactly what it is lol
Oh my god! Come on
Be more wild.
Yes! Jesus! Come on
Get on top of me.
You are a Black boy.
Truly the greatest type of men.
A Black boy made of steel.
It's the first time I see something as amazing as this.
>>52172123
>>52172094
>>52172089
Sure it's easy to dismiss me as some sort of "elliot rodger memer" or whatever it is that can help you shield yourselves from the truth, but maybe if you actually stop deluding yourselves that there's something wrong with you and accept the fact that it's literally the women who are the ones perpetuating the idea of men not being good enough for their whore selves, is when we finally take up our rightful place in this world and subjugate those whores who would believe otherwise.
>>52171767
Lel somebody got cucked by a chad
>>52172300
Looks like someone's been rejected by his first love :^)
>>52172111
so what do you usually play qt?
>>52172094
>not bbq potato
DROPPED
Story tiem:
>be me
>be jobless for 8 mos.
>spend every day depressed and neeting
>start looking for a job
>meet a qt grill online
>jobs interviews fails
>meet her whenever i go by mnl
>she's into the same weird kinky stuff i'm into
>do s&m and shit
>she has a bf
>we kek'd him
>start to like her
>start to look forward every time i meet her
>get a job
>ok tier salary
>notice she's been replying less
>mfw she left me for her bf
>mfw i'm crushed
>mfw i have no face
Did i just get kek'd keking someone
pic for the naysayers
ftl desu baka lad
>>52172327
Being "cucked" would imply that there had been a bitch who was stolen from me by some "chad". But I can never be cucked considering that I had never gone to the point of actually being in any meaningful relationship with any woman. It's all because they're all magnetically attracted to stupidity, thus making sure that all "chads" have whores on their dick 24/7, and when they get thrown away by their chad like the filthy trash they are they'll be fed to the beta dogs who will now squabble over themselves fighting for literal trash. This should stop, we must establish our dominance over these simian niggers.
>>52172391
niceme.me
>>52172391
post face, she's dumped you anyway
>>52172437
Top kek. BTW answer me this: does your first name start with a G and your last name with an R? Pls respond.
>>52172340
hello,where's your friend,lucas?
>>52172462
true story lad, i just finished talking to her. It's over
We were supposed to meet tomorrow, but she's going out instead with her kek bf.
I was her first too, if that wasn't keking her bf enough. last pic i'll share of her enjoy.
>>52172468
I don't do that to the women that passed through my life anon, men still has to live by the code even if women don't
>>52172530
post feet
>>52172530
she probs got a whiff of your feelings and thinks of you as soft now. rip breh
>>52172437
Sorry to enlighten you but women's brain isn't all 24/7/365 hop on a dick mode, m8. That's why they can function in society in general.
Have you ever try to talk to a woman at all?
>>52172530
>literally cucked someone
>speaks of """ code"""
Faggot. I dont care whether you cuck someone or not. Just don't be a hypocrite about it. You have no code.
>>52172530
Putang inang mga mayayaman talaga
mga hypocrito
>>52172379
nothing desu
>>52172491
>>52110580
>>52172615
Cuck detected
>>52172615
>mayaman
>walang trabaho
kek
she's relatively rich tho
>>52172593
i mean with women i date, i live by my own code bra
>>52172576
well she did say she loved me first. I guess it went down hill from there.
>tfw i'm not even that good looking. I'm the guy holding the tablet in the asean group pic
>>52172741
>I'm the guy holding the tablet in the asean group pic
kek
>>52172786
i'm a literal 5/10. i'll be banging a girl from ilocos this christmas. I hope i don't fall for her like i did for this one.
She's too vanilla tho
I guess a girl who's into s&m is a once in a lifetime thing
>>52172741
>i mean with women i date, i live by my own code bra
You wouldn't """ date """" girls with bfs. You're literally just picking and choosing the easy parts of proper behavior. Karma is a bitch.
>>52172854
you forgot to put Reeee.jpeg
>>52172876
But anon, I might take advantage of a vulnerable gril who just had a breakup but I really hate sleazebags like you.
>>52172848
>I'm a 5/10
>does this kind of shit
Explains a lot tbqh
>>52173081
all that salt
>>52173081
all that salt, it was consensual lad, besides they weren't officially together with the guy. they're as she would call it MU
>>52173391
>besides they weren't officially together with the guy.
That's different and totally allowable.
Do you lads go to Simbang Gabi?
>>52172018
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckservative
>>52173391
Does that mean you weren't good enough for a literal slut?
>>52173557
>Some people are still Catholic
>>52173609
i was her first time lad, she felt guilty for banging me first instead of her childhood friend
>>52173647
>his face when he sees his founded religion fails after 100 years
>>52173684
Seems you were the slut in this situation
>gonna have quiz tomorrow
>still not studying
Damn
>>52173912
sadly i guess you're right
>>52173684
Does that mean you weren't good enough for a literal noob?
>>52174138
i wasn't, i'll fix my game next time. i'm cringing at the way i said goodbye to her earlier. I never thought words like that would come from me.
mediocre.jpeg
just saw the new lads
Mar Roxas is a mess! can't stop laughing!
Anyone here have the experience of living in their car?
>>52175103
I don't even have a car
>>52175103
>Implying we I will ever have one
duterte fags don't even know the difference between graduated from and undergrad. wew lad
have those people even stepped in a college
>>52175103
>Anyone here have the experience of living in their car?
i did m8, it was some bad experiences too because when you live in the car, not only did i have the trouble where to park but i had to think where to park safely. i used to live in the car when i was completely broke
>>52175380
They're NPA
>>52175103
by the way, are you going to do it? for what reason? i would not suggest to do it because it wouldn't be healthy for you in the long run because of your sleeping position. just go rent a house instead. i lived in the car for half a year until i found a cheap rent here in north caloocan, it really made me appreciate that i now have a shelter to return to. living in a car is fucking tedious especially when your compartment is basically your closet
>>52173647
>being part of a cult
how does it feel to wait on ATC for hours lads?
>>52176426
don't
>>52176534
when did you go to the US dannyboi?
HETO AKOOOOO
>go to church
>church has wifi
Nobody would notice I'm browsing 4chan in the church r-right?
>>52177084
God would though
>>52175103
Sleeping some nights in the car is horrible. Comfy bed is the best
>>52177688
Time to confess your sins qt
hey
>>52172741
>bra
Fuck off with that douche language.
Oh, wait, you're a Cuck-er.
>>52177084
If church has wifi, then it means you can browse whatever you want there.
t. Edgy teenshit
>>52180135
I can search bible stuff on Google. It's convenient that way.
>>52172741
>I'm the guy holding the tablet in the asean group pic
who's on christmas break here?
>>52181708
lewd
I don't know what to do on my break desu
>>52181896
I certainly do if (You) are with me right now...
>>52182573
what does it involve?
>>52182738
Cuddling and Hand Holding
>>52182818
oh my
it's cold,I could use some of that
>>52182957
Me too. But you are not with me ;_;
>>52183003
don't cry
you're supposed to be happy on christmas
I want to get /fit/ goys, should I follow this intense training regime? Then, when I'm /fit/ I'll show you my hot tanned abs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYS4uxZHCFM
>>52175103
My old outdoor teacher does it sometimes, he's always living in his car or camping in the woods (he's really into it). It's also because he doesn't want to see his wife or children when he gets home.
>>52173647
>INC is literally the Catholic Churches' rejected semen
good night
>>52184694
Sorry I meant this one :^)
>>52184952
can't sleep now
allahwakbar
>>52185472
are you sleeping?
>>52185792
tack beer
>>52167840
>Brown.
Shit.
bump
>>52167937
alahas snackbar!
>>52167840
keking at the girl just watching
>>52187947
brown 2d moeslim girls = best grill
Man, I would love some SEA highschool anime
>anime rom com slice of life in a high school setting with /asean/'s major religions
>>52188199
why does she convert to islam in season 4?
bumpo
bumping for colonization
bumps
>>52188758
Where does my fedora fit in? *tips lance*
>>52194928
fedora tippers ideology is not religion
Friendly reminder to wake up early and go to masjid for subuh prayer.
>>52195529
Its already 6.50. Its time to go to work.
>>52196315
>>52196315
>>52196315
new pandesal for all the qts
