'Getting dragged on Christmast' edition
Invited: New Zealand
Where will you be spending this December holiday?
go to sleep autist
>>52140055
Here
im going to get some KFC to experience japanese christmas traditions in order to be more culturally aware
>>52121626
>29 GB of solid Philliphine porn
That's very /asean/.
>>52140055
OP here. The story is my servant is going on vacation and my final term end on 22, so I will be dragged to my hometown on 23 because "anon isn't capable of living in big city alone". Bullshit. I will be missing a BBQ with my friends. I think that is just my parents reason for wanting to gather us. This is 3rd year of college and everyone will be difficult to meet next year. Why do parents have to be so egoistic? It's not like they don't visit me every 3 months.
>>52140055
In Hungary
Alone.
Going down to Christchurch to see my big brother over Christmas
bump
![[Ayako]_Ikoku_Meiro_no_Croisée_-_07_[H264][720p][26E03CBF].mkv_snapshot_13.45_[2011.08.14_20.53.33].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tqsR1iO.jpg "[Ayako]_Ikoku_Meiro_no_Croisée_-_07_[H264][720p][26E03CBF].mkv_snapshot_13.45_[2011.08.14_20.53.33].jpg")
>had shitty haircut today
>tipped the barber 2 shillings
>went out put on earphones and decide to have a walk down the seaside to get fresh air and just see what has changed in my town for the last 3 months
>see close lady friend that I used to hangout with all the time
>last time I saw her was last summer just before I was about to move out
>I told her to behave and don't do stupid shit
>she sees me walking in front of her
>she runs towards me by tackle hugging me like she always do
>says how she misses me I say the same thing and we're all happy bunnies
>she wraps her arms around mine and we walk with her other friend who is also my sister's friend
>she tells me the things she has done while I'm gone
>she fugged a guy for the first time 2 times a week without condom
>she thought she was preggerz
>she said it felt good
>my_soul_is_crushed.jpg
>we end up talking for 4 hours sitting in Mcdonalds and walking around town
>now she's broken up with the guy and has become a school slut openly talking about sex life in class
>mfw I want my old pure and innocent friend back
DAMN YOU ALLLLLL, IF I FIND THAT AUTISTIC WEIRDO THAT FUGGED HER I WILL LOBOTOMISE HIM ;_;
>mfw I'm a year older than her
>mfw she lost her virginity earlier than me
;_;
>>52145139
Fuck off, normie.
>>52143161
Wy are you in Hungary?
>>52145479
pic related
Selamat Pagi
>>52146250
selamat pagi.
sundul
>>52141231
>dat diaspora feel
>dat diaspora feel when the difference between a November 28 ticket and November 29 ticket is $130 dollary doos.
And those were August prices kek
Stingrays
>some thief stole 190 christmas trees in a shop in the UK
Someone is trying to lower the supply of christmas tree, so they could pump up the price and sell it for more money
>>52145139
fug her
>>52149962
good goy
christmas is a stupid season for niggers
>>52150516
It's a happy merchant plot I bet
>>52145479
Exchange Program/Eventual Masterals kek.
>>52145644
They were sort of unsuccessful the first time.
And Turks were more high tech than any other Hungarian army too.
That feel when no bf
it's only 8 o clock in the morning and we're already being populated by sex tourists. when will things change?
>>52150734
>t. sextourist
>>52150734
Nice try, Joe. We know you're just a Kano pretending to be a flip native to scare off the other gaijins, so you could hog all the locals.
>>52150911
devilish
>>52150849
i am not a pedophile sex tourist, pango. i fight for the future of our country
@52150911
get the fuck out of this thread, filthy sex tourist
>>52150734
>when will things change?
When we become sex tourists in their country.
ohayou
>>52151001
>>52151232
>>52140055
Feel good
JUST
I want a new laptop this christmas.
What's your wish? I bet you wish for a bf or gf obviously :^)
Today is the deadline set by the Comelec for the release of the list of candidates whose names will be on the 2016 ballot.
I hope Grace Poe and DutDut gets BTFO and our guy Lucifer makes it
>>52152701
I want to wish all malaysians,a merry christmas
>>52140055
Indonesia
Flying to your cunt on Saturday m8
Come at me
>>52152857
Just M'lays? wow, fugging racists. There are also a huge number of other /sea/men you know...
>>52149407
whoa there friend, think i could get a source on that?
>>52152857
Malaysia wish all fellow semen merri Kristmas.
I have a special surprise for Filipina :3
>>52150734
When you move out of shitholes like Cebu or manila
>tfw go to grorious Davao
>tfw only white guy in the entire city
Feels good not to be around bogan filth
>>52149407
Sauce?
ohayo Aseans
merry christmas Aseans
have a nice day
>>52153474
>>52153135
I have a special gift just for you too :3
>>52153668
O Thank (You) dear Filipine :)
I love tomato <3
https://sg.news.yahoo.com/australian-roaming-naia-begging-money-000000521.html
this aussie learns the harsh truth of /asean/ grills
>>52153999
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/02/world/asia/us-marine-joseph-pemberton-guilty-in-killing-of-transgender-woman-in-philippines.html?_r=0
this Amerifat learns the harsh truth of /asean/ girls
>>52153855
>>52153999
>https://sg.news.yahoo.com/australian-roaming-naia-begging-money-000000521.html
Child molester btfo
>Kichiku Haha Shimai Choukyou best anime this season
Breakfast lads
>>52154401
Nasi goreng
A
S
I
bump
see you later malaysia
>>52152804
>I hope Grace Poe and DutDut gets BTFO
>tfw DutDut2016
I'll probably spend Christmas on the beach out the front of my house, and have some crayfish, abalone and prawns.
Let's all meet @ChristmasIsland2015
PHILIPPINES
WHEN WILL YOU BE TOLERANT TO MUSLIMS
admiral snackbar
STAR WARS 7 NOW BOYS
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>>52155789
I've never heard of a crime committed against a person for his religion over here
even christian schools let in muslims,hell we even celebrate muslim holidays
don;t give me the "muh MILF" bs,they die cuz they're terrorists
>>52155423
We could all meet in West Java then share a boat together to christmas Island, save on some costs that way.
We will even get towed back for free after our meeting!
>>52156134
Are they breaking release date up there?
>>52156218
I'll sink the boats when we get there and get the axes :^)
>>52156235
>>52156134
I thought it was this thursday
>>52156134
who wanna watch with me
>>52156235
>>52156572
Premiere is today.
at what point to you determine whether a girl you're seeing is your gf?
>>52156134
Kylo Ren is Solo's son
Rey is Luke's daughter
Main villain is actually Poe
>black x-wing
>totes not a bad guy you guise
>December 15
>>52156633
when you ask her if she wants to be your bf and she says yes
>>52156633
when you run out of excuse why you can't show her to your parents
PUTANG INA GUSTO KONG MATULOG SARAP NG LAMIG NG ULAN
>>52156665
okay, but what's a good indication of when to do that? Or is it something you just decide and risk it at some point?
>>52156776
just be yourself familia
I want to be a great money lender like POO IN LOO
How the fuck do they make people pay them 20% interest
Some client fails paying me back with just small 5-10% interest ;_;
>>52156910
it's a shady business desu
just invest it somewhere
>>52156910
indians look scary,they're like the black people of SEA if you don't have papuans
I wish they would do a star wars film that doesn't involve the ebil sith hue hue. They should make Yuuzhan Vong War, Thrawn (nearly destroyed Luke's republic through sheer shrewdness and skill instead of hurr durr dark side),the Great Hyperspace War (how the good goy Republic did a Holocaust on the Sith species)
>>52156776
I just take the risk or when she gets really shy when talking to you. Also, look at the way her friends react to you two having a conversation, if they tease then ask her out.
>>52157030
I've already been out with here a few times and fugged a few times as well. I was just wondering at what point that becomes an actual gf
>>52157082
oh, you might just be a fuck buddy. Does she introduce you to friends and do social things or do you just see each other to fugg? If you just see each other to fugg, then you're a fuck buddy
>>52157187
was kind of already friends with her beforehand, like same social group, so we have a lot of the same friends.
But we actually go out on dates and that sort of normie thing
>>52156983
>got insurance+investments
>got real estate to rent residential and commercial
>got small sari-sari store
>lending business but having a hard time with some clients
I dont want stocks due to slow, middleman, taxes
Any alternatives? or tips on how to improve lending biz.
>>52157431
are you lending to individuals?
>>52156134
#indonesianactorsonstarwars
>>52157763
But where is Joe? Why is it only mad dog and that protagonist?
>>52157841
>>52157763
Should have been those three stl
>>52157763
>>52157841
>>52157861
tfw my shady neighbor looks like mad dog
What's for lunch anons?
>>52156134
Im going to watch star wars in sm farview
who is with me
I'll buy some cheap wine and salami at Sainsbury and enjoy them alone...... Wanna go back home a bit.
>>52158439
sorry but i'll go at sm seaside
>>52158204
>dessert
>for lunch
>>52158618
fug de bolis
>>52158721
I'm what they call a 'food nazi'.
>>52158129
Extra spicy pancit canton with rice
>>52158129
karinderia food
>>52158858
>pancit canton with rice
I bet you eat spaghetti with rice,put rice in a bowl of noodles and put sotanghon+an egg in your sardines in tomato sauce
>>52145139
u snuz u luz
>>52158858
>Extra spicy pancit canton with rice
Let me exorcise that demon inside you, anon.
>>52158858
>Extra spicy pancit canton with rice
sick fuck
>>52158803
This is for dinner
>>52159096
>street food
no
>Tree of Savior will have a SEA server
>It's in Indonesia
fuck you and your IX, it's the worst thing to connect to from outside of the country and none of you seems to realize it.
>>52159580
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>52159635
https://youtu.be/gaJPaPFXx80
>>52159651
Noice
Ok maybe Mar Roxas didn't go to Wharton MBA, I'm still checking this out. Sorry I'm much younger guy kasi
But if he was a "Wharton undergrad", he is still considered to have graduated from the Wharton School ( but not a "Wharton Grad") which is the Business Economics School of UPENN.
------------------------------------------
Mar Shills BTFO
>>52149407
Boob physics
is what makes the world keep spinning
>>52158858
SO WHAT'S NEXT? HAM AND PINEAPPLES IN YOUR PIZZA?
>>52160035
They moved things up a notch too soon, I presume the statement was made by a Mar shill.
Shills gonna shill m80
>>52160372
But I always like those FREE Hawaiian Pizza from Pizza Hut faggot
>>52160372
NO, IT'S OREOS AND ICE CREAM ON PIZZA.
FUCK YOU GUYS
YOU MADE ME HUNGRY IM ORDERING MEAT LOVERS
>>52160462
Garbage is FOR FREE of course.
>>52160559
fat/10
>>52158129
Spaghetti with ketchup. For dinner I'll be having a well-done steak with ketchup.
>>52160559
Better stack it in 3 slices mang, can't go wrong with a pizza cake.
>>52160620
Not that guy, but severely eating meat actually makes you thinner compared to severely eating vegetables.
>>52160372
They're pretty good, pleb.
Im ordering a 36'' pizza
What's /asean/ recommendation from this menu?
>>52160676
This
>>52160738
Can't go wrong with Bacon
>>52160035
You're missing the whole point why dutertard brought this up. It's because mar claimed that davao isn't safe as most people assume it is, so what dutertard did is he claimed something out of his ass too, mar is just fucking stupid for taking the bait, he could have just let dutertard's povocation slide, but he went retard
is Binay really the only hope of this country?
>>52160738
Super Supreme
>>52160776
Bacon Supreme or All Pork or All Meat?
>tfw no qt flip (or a latina, or a chink, or a slav) gf
>>52160820
Bacon supreme it is
Post timestamp later
>>52160738
REEEEEEEEEEMOVE HAM AND PINEAPPLES THEY'RE DIRTYING THE POOR PIZZA
>>52160738
>30"
>S/M/L/BL
what
>>52160844
It clearly says BG anon
>>52160838
tang ina mo supot ka
san meron nito
>>52160843
confirmed underage
>>52160877
tang ina kung wala kang dubs di ko na sana nireplyan itong post mo
A kid whispered the word 'cock' into my ear as I passed by him earlier.
Made me want to punch his teeth in.
>>52160919
potah paano kami dito sa las piñas? tang ina abnoy
>>52160960
Maybe he wanted your D
>>52160960
I think he meant cucck you fucking cuuck
>>52160919
>ctrl+f north caloocan
REEEEEE
>>52160960
Would you still have wanted to punch him had he whispered "hahaha benis" instead?
>>52160919
Tanungin mo yun Paranaque kung magdedeliver sila dagdag ka nalang ng delivery fee
>>52160994
Nova branch: Cucloocan lad
>>52160960
While that kid's certainly funny, the real question is, are you a manlet? How did a kid manage to whisper to you when you're just passing by?
I keep seeing this loli's smug everywhere
Sauce of this
>>52159217
It's homemade dummy
Is it haram to drink alcohol on a Tuesday after work?
>>52161292
ethyl or isopropyl?
which asean country should I go to to steal a gf?
Which one you bastards lied and told me the army was a good decision
>>52161560
Thailand
>>52161586
How harsh is your training to win a war against emus?
>>52161586
G-Go check the archive!
>>52161586
become the army of Allah IS a good decision m8
>>52161423
ethyl is safe
isopropyl probably not
![Amy_01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6Am8ZZK.jpg "Amy_01[1].jpg")
>>52161600
but how will I know my gf isn't a bf??
>stayed up all night
>no patch note for 6.86
FUCKNIG VALVE
>tfw no one to drink coffee at hipster coffee shop.
even my gf don't want to drink there.
Not saying that i'm hipster but their coffee and lemon shrimp spaghetti are top notch.
>>52161763
Check the hands and feet, elbows are also a great indicator.
And don't forget the Adam's apple and crotch area.
MtF people can't hide their manly features Tbh
>>52161763
DNA exam.
>>52161830
I told you to roast dat puss Chang
>tfw my dog is so desperate to have sxe it tries to mount a cat.
>>52161876
kek
I've seen a mutt trying to mount a Chihuahua a few years ago, he couldn't even get it in.
>>52161876
How about you?
>>52161763
promise her to ear her pussy
if it's pussy
fuck it
if it's dick
fuck bumhole
vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_JZhldWQPA
>>52161910
the dog's balls got scratched by the mad cat.
>>52161934
I got no interest with sex and I don't know why.
>>52161830
Don't need a DNA exam; you just need karyotyping.
>>52161958
how old are you?
unless you have deep interest in other things. It's prob normal.
>>52161802
>gf
>>52160814
I consider it far more likely that he was trying to insinuate that Roxas did not graduate at all, and that this is simply backpedalling to avoid needing to admit that he either misspoke or made an outright false claim.
>>52161958
Get those hormones pumping then
>>52161802
>spaghetti
>in a cafe
sure hipster
>>52162585
ok
how bout (you).
Do you want to enjoy coffee with me in quiet romantic cafe?
>>52162647
>not enjoying rm 15 cuppacino with extra shot
>not enjoying lemon shrimp spaghetti with onion butter bread.
>>52162692
I don't like having a light meal with coffee.
>>52161095
https://vndb.org/v8435
>>52162883
Thanks
Tfw no english translation patch
>>52162948
I just looked at the game's CG images on sadpanda.
>>52162692
Let's go!
who wants some hot tea? i'm makin a batch :3
>>52163434
one cyanide milk tea pls (with rice)
>>52163507
putang ina mo chupain kita e nang makita mong sinong bakla
>>52160821
i might agree with this. all hail our russian overlord. Indonesia at your service sir .
>>52163563
Chupain mo sarili mo
>>52163563
>chupain kita eh
>nang makita mo sinong bakla
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>52163563
COME IN ME BRO
fucking faggot stl
Question to all Malaysians in the thread:
If you saw pic related walking down the street would you follow her home, take a shit outside her house as part of a magic spell to make her fall in love with you before trying to break into her bedroom with no pants or underwear on?
Yes or no?
>>52163850
Forgot pic, my bad
>>52163850
knowing that most of them have indian blood running into their veins, they probably will. but would do worse.
>>52163875
she looks like a man in make up.
>>52163831
come to qc sampalin kita putang ina ka
Indonesia is the best country in the world, I am going good to visit on a 30 day tourist visa and stay there for ever.
>>52164107
>>52163875
>literally Elon Musk wearing a makeup and a wig
>>52164020
Mar Roxas please
You didnt even graduate college from Ateneo and didnt get MBA in Wharton
>>52164107
Try to work in plantations and see what happens.
>>52140055
I will be working by myself on third shift.
Last year I worked as well, and an old lady was going on about how I was a good person for sacrificing my holiday.
Made me feel better.
>>52164107
Delet this
>>52164344
Nah i'll just go to Jakarta like everyone else
Xddddd
dubs and we all get gfs before this year ends :3
>>52164107
make sure to bring drugs senpai for maximum experience.
>>52164636
nooooooooooooo
Reminder that Christmas is a pagan holiday and if you celebrate it Syaitans will grab you by the balls and drag you to hell.
[only cute countries can read this post]
>>52164107
I support this. I welcome our white overlord to our country.
>>52164981
i have no problems being dragged by saiyans 2bqhwy
>>52163380
w-whats with the pistol qt
also
>indon in csgo
>WKWKWKWKWKWKWKWK NON STOP
FUCK
WHY
>>52164981
>Shaitan will grab you by the balls
brb buying christmas tree
>>52164344
According to a 2002 survey by National Institute of Aeronautics and Space (LAPAN), the Indonesian archipelago has 18,307 islands. According to the CIA factbook there are 17,508 islands.[1] 8,844 islands have been named according to estimates made by the government of Indonesia, with 922 of those permanently inhabited.[2]
He can buy one of our island, m8.
>>52164344
So you want to say except java everything else is a jungle zone, pal ?
<cute picture>
[cute text]
>>52165242
>current year<
WHY IS IT ALWAYS RAIN IN THE AFTERNOON FUCK FUCK I DONT BELIEVE IN ALLAH ANYMORE
>>52165242
<cropped hentai picture>
[lewd text]
>>52165261
/more like final year/
Tell me about An-Nadzir
>>52165402
So many ninjas there.
>>52165005
Makasih
See you on the weekend m9
>>52165005
>implying he's white
http://www.thinkingpinoy.com/wharton-graduate-mar-roxas-truth-succeeding/
>muh wharton
>muh economics background
>2 years 8 months
>undergraduate
>terrifyingly superior educational attainment
>mah nigga dutdut has an LLB
>da niggest binay has an LLB and MA
>Miriam "I fucked lung cancer to death" Santiago has those and a doctorate
>terrifyingly superior educational attainment
>>52164330
So is it confirmed or what? or it's just the terminology that makes it confusing as fuck?
This is why politics is shit, especially in the Philippines
>>52165511
http://www.rappler.com/nation/politics/elections/2016/115954-mar-roxas-wharton-degree
>>52165511
calling yourself "from Wharton" implies you were conferred an MBA by the institution
>>52165036
self-defence
>>52165266
>tfw 18 rains recorded since July.
Believe in Allah m8
>>52165511
Bottom line
He oversold his educational background
>>52165036
>tfw hearing annoying Singaporeans in TF2 (like saying lah every 2 seconds)
>>52165524
>>52165564
>Graduate of "Wharton Undergraduate" division
u wotm8
>>52165605
ah now I see.
>>52165605
no. bottom line: he got trolled hard. did you see how flustered he got in the interview? dudirty was right he can't handle stress
>>52165621
MANUEL V. PANGILINAN, WG’68
MAR ROXAS W'79
See the difference No "G"
>>52165594
self defence from what qt?
>>52165617
i hate tf2 desu
Leicester btfo Chelsea lol
>>52165507
Trump went to Wharton as well.
>>52165661
>Wigan and QPR no longer in the Premier League
>>52165675
Donald J. Trump , W'68
Mar Roxas, W'79
Mar Roxas aint "G" enough
>>52165643
I see.
Kinda stupid with all this education background talk. Even though I'd like a highly educated president, but a lot of people actually wanted to vote for FPJ as president.
Not to mention you just need to be a native born Filipino to apply a COC as president.
I think it all comes down to propaganda and mud-throwing
>>52165726
Donald Trump, WG'68
My apologies my god emperor
>>52165621
If you did not get an advanced degree, you're "only" a graduate of UPenn. "Wharton" is reserved for those with an MBA.
>>52165733
Mar got baited and exposed
Dutdut literally our guy
>>52165638
See>>52162623
when are we going to stop apologizing for dutdut retardness
>no cellphones allowed
>have to sign a NDA
lel
>>52165785
he's just pretending to be retarded
>>52165785
Dutdut is pulling the Trump ruse moves
His opponents getting BTFO
>>52165733
>Kinda stupid with all this education background talk. Even though I'd like a highly educated president, but a lot of people actually wanted to vote for FPJ as president.
This is now the line of Roxas now he's caught. Deceptive little cunt.
>tfw want to vote for dutdut but since he keeps coddling with the reds gives me second thoughts doing so
I need a tl;dr version of federalism mga tol. Nasa mobile ako ngayon kaya hirap mag browse
Is Federalism even good or will it just fuck shit up in the long term?
>>52165822
>>52165812
>>52165812
>>52165822
>This is now the line of Dutduts now he's caught. Deceptive little cunt.
See what I mean by apologizing
cringe tbqh famms
>>52165649
From dubs
if post ends in "22" I an hero.
>Dutdut DQ
>Poe DQ
>Nobody likes Roxas
>Miriam dies
Mfw
>>52165942
I have no problem with that
