redpill me on the Kazakhs
Lots of potassium
>>52166231
30% returns, fucking capitalists.
they fear the jew claw
>>52166231
Its somewhat like Asian Belarus with resources.
Do Kazakhs make good Plov?
>>52166280
are you best allies forever? I know it has a lot of russians there
>>52166255
you know you love Kazakhstan, Pakistan
>>52166255
I dont get it
>>52166330
no we are not best allies
>>52166296
some kazakhs can, but plov is uzbek dish so
Do you guys really hate asshole Uzbekistan?
>>52167674
You are CSTO friends though, are you not?
>>52167700
lol no, is that a meme?
>>52167709
its just a politics
they cant just fucking leave us alone
and that fucking Eurasian Union shits on our economy
fucking imperial bastards
>>52167674
>>52167842
Is that long term plan to make kazakhstan first world working well?
>>52167842
>is that a meme
Yeah, from borat
That movie is inaccurate though. Until today I thought Kazakhs looked caucasian.
>>52167842
Well hopefully they quit fucking you over soon, is there a chance you will be annexed by Russia or that you will join up with Kyrgyzstan or Uzbekistan or multiple of the four others?
>>52167842
have you been to Kostanay's Hesburger?
>>52167884
lets see after 2017
>>52166231
Home of Borat.
>>52167918
lol, Russia havent guts to do this
and Russian "army" is not so scary
ask chechens
our annexation by Russia is a dream of imperalists n russiaboos and shiet.
>>52167968
no
>>52167968
can you post some qt kazahk girls?
>>52168049
Will you unite with any of your other Stan brothers south of you? Sorry I'm into central asia right now, I'm no Russiaboo don't worry, and Kazakhs all seem pretty chill
>>52168051
>>52168084
I think no, no reasons to unite.
>>52168091
stop posting finn girls
>>52168223
they're our bros
>>52168223
That's depressing I think, you 5 would have a ton of resources put together
>>52168401
it will be like Mexico united with US
get it?
>>52166231
They are our allies :3
>>52168491
As shit as Mexico is for the most part, I wouldn't mind uniting with them and Canada but yeah I do understand, thank you bro
Made-up churka state with delusions of grandeur (we wuz KHANS n sheit).
>>52166330
>allies
kek they never support us in anything. Can't wait when their khan dies, they go pro-west and we get South Siberia back.
>>52168667
haha, russian pig oink oink
rather you become a africa tier, than you idiots take our land
>>52168667
You plan on going to war with them? What do you mean
>>52168762
as I said, russians thinks that we must dance to their tune
they are fucking chauvinists and imperialists that cant respect others langauge, culture and history
truly swines
White niggers alarm
White niggers alarm
>>52168861
Is he implying that you're just going to give them land back when your current leader goes away? Or that he plans on going to war to take it back
>>52168940
of course they are going to war
russians dont know anything besides violence
stinky pigs
>>52168940
The same scenario as with ukraine
They plan to do so with kazakhstan and belaruse
Chimping out
#Russianlifesmatter
Iam being opressed bus conducter dont speak russian with me
>>52168762
>>52168940
Northern "Kazakhstan" is actually is South Siberia populated by Russians. It ended up in Steppe Niggeristan because post-USSR borders don't make much sense in general. When they eventually chimp out against Russia (and they will pretty soon) they will lose it.
fact: kazakhs are the best boxers
>>52168984
>>52168994
Yes but you guys are legitimate allies, and if they attack you they lose Kyrgyz and Tajik support too don't they? Hopefully you guys don't fight
>>52168984
>>52168994
>dem ukrainian whore behind proxy..
>>52168940
>>52169066
lol it will never happen, russian scum
Orenburg, Astrahan, Omsk is our rightful clay
Orenburg was our 1st capital
so that russian poster is a typical "pidorashka"
>>52169119
>dem rurssian whore in berlin
>>52169119
>dem russian pigs itt
I am kazakh, ivan
>>52169087
We are economical *partners* just because we are stuck between them and china
Afte iran will start pumping the oil Put-in and russians wont have time for chimping out
>>52169192
But Iran and Russia are pretty decent allies right now aren't they, why would Iran fuck them over with oil prices?
>>52169138
If full war broke out between you two, who would join on who's side?
>>52169087
>Kyrgyz and Tajik support
If there is one thing more worthless than borats' support it's probably support of these shitholes.
Not like this support is real any way, they're only looking for their own interests.
>>52169263
There is no ally exist in East like the West have.Everyting is economical or common interests for little time.
>>52169263
Kazakhs for Kazakhstan
Russians will not fight or will join russians
>>52169335
>>52169320
So no countries at all would help out/defend either side? None of the stans or Armenia or Ukraine even jumping in or some random shit like that?
>>52169263
What kind of war you're talking about? North "Kazakhstan" will have its referendum like Crimean one under protection, Borats will saddle their horses, prepare their bows but eventually will deal with it.
>>52169408
of course no
therefore Kazakhstan need nukes imo
>>52169413
Will it really be as easy as you say it is? And didn't you put little green men in Crimea to swing the vote or something I don't really know
>>52169444
Well that is kind of weird. I'd imagine at least one country would join a side but I can see that it would be a conflict not many people would want to get involved in since it'd probably be a bit rougher than the Georgian War of 2008
>>52169540
russian scum cant understand it
they think that they can do all what they want
army of Kazakhstan is fucking weak, we have 17 mil people and only 11 mil is kazakhs
so we need nukes to just in case
>I'd imagine at least one country would join a side
who?
>>52169676
Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan or Uzbekistan or Ukraine supporting you and maybe Iran or Armenia supporting them, I don't know the relations between the mix of your countries very well though but yeah I can see how it would probably be alone
>>52169724
nope
no way
we are alone
may be some weaponry support, but nothing more
It can be even opposite, China can invade us too and we will be divided by them like Poland
>>52169806
Well all the Kazakhs I've ever seen on here are really cool so like I said hopefully that doesn't happen and you guys keep your country intact. And hey thanks for staying in the thread this long man
would you mind telling me about the city you live in or take a picture of outside your window?
>>52170005
>keep your country intact
of course m8
I live in Almaty
>>52169806
men hep seninle oluram kazak kardeşim
>>52170116
Wow those mountains are fucking great, the city doesn't look nearly as bad as I thought it would, no offense
how do Kazakhs view westerners?
>>52170231
greatest ally
>>52170231
Adam Kazak mq neden Azerice konuşuyosun?
>>52170298
I live on the outskirts of the city, so commieblock everywhere
>how do Kazakhs view westerners
of course good
with a little bit jealousy
>>52170471
So about what that Russian was saying, do you think the native russians in Kazakhstan would ever vote to secede to Russia?
>>52170584
they will try if they are stupid,but russian protectionist economy eats itself up.If you don't know that was one of the reasons why decolonization happened.
>>52170584
most of them, probably yes
but anyway, now we resettle native kazakhs in north, after 2-3 years whole north Kazakhstan will be full of kazakhs, so no way for Russia
>>52169079
why is the lad wearing a sombrero?
OH SHIT KAZAKHS CALLING MEXICANS OUT
>>52170817
he is one of the good russians who truly respect our country
kind and quite guy, but very powerful boxer
>>52170318
:3
>>52170333
men senin bacın siqem
>>52169806
>It can be even opposite, China can invade us too and we will be divided by them like Poland
That would get me so hard
>>52170709
So after a few years maybe you'll be more solidified? I imagine there must be some degree of racism then sadly
>>52171018
why?
>>52171085
>why?
He is Russian diaspora
Russians are racist even towards white nations.
>>52167918
Last thing Russia needs is more muslims.
>>52171085
no, there is no racism in Kazakhstan
but we dont like separashits and russiaboos
>>52166231
Another shithole that would be Somalia-tier if not for Russia. This naturally triggers the chink manlets.
>>52171214
What percentage of your population would you consider separatists of some sort? Will they be calmed and integrated soon?
>>52171157
can't be racist against your own race though. Only xenophobic
kazakhs, tajiks and some others stans theyre bros plenty of them in my uni.
but the girls are kinda spoiled tho. 2 kazakh i knew actually working as escorts here
>>52168246
> Yelizaveta Yakovleva
> Kazakh girl
Are you dumb, aren't ya?
This girl at least half-kazakh.
>>52166231
Racist hurka durkas.
>>52171400
as I said, there is no chance for being separatist in Kazakhstan
a few weeks ago National Security Comittee arrested one russian for create survey of population about being as part of Russia
>>52167842
>and that fucking Eurasian Union shits on our economy
>fucking imperial bastards
>In 1994, during a speech at Moscow State University President of Kazakhstan, Nursultan Nazarbayev, suggested the idea of creating a regional trading bloc in order to connect and profit from the growing economies of Europe and East Asia. The idea was quickly seen as a way to bolster trade, boost investments in the region, and serve as a counterweight to Western integration unions.
>>52171535
Damn you guys don't joke around
how hardcore muslim are you guys? I know you're at least 70% islamic but how far do you all take religion in general?
>>52171583
who knew that your economy will go to shits
Soon
>>52171648
>how far do you all take religion in general?
islam mixed with pagan traditions, some elements of tengriism still used
religion have no power here
>>52171454
Well you know it better than me
They dont consider finns and eesti as a white countries
The word chukhna didnt come just from nowhere
>>52169138
>is our rightful clay
it was pidorashka tier.
>>52169335
>Kazakhs for Kazakhstan
Kazakhs in Russia will fight for Russia
>Russians will not fight or will join russians
Obviously because you're racist against them.
>>52169676
>who?
Ukraine
>>52169806
>It can be even opposite, China can invade us too and we will be divided by them like Poland
>making China stronger
Not a chance.
>>52171085
>So after a few years maybe you'll be more solidified? I imagine there must be some degree of racism then sadly
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/11/kazakhstan-jails-pro-russian-separatist-blogger-151119111401275.html
see? what the fuck russians do in thread about Kazakhstan?
leave us alone ples pigs
>>52169806
Do you want to join a union with Britain? We are cool, fun and have a tiny army which is no threat to you.
>>52171214
>no, there is no racism in Kazakhstan
mambet please.
>>52171948
They have women menthality
They are succubus
Always want to mock someone without mocking and being niggerest among niggers is their main and only goal of their life
Better than Uzbekistan
>>52171654
All economists?
Point being it wasn't russian idea.
So get fucked.
>>52171948
>leave us alone ples pigs
Hohol tier post.
>>52172066
And Russia is worse.
>>52172075
>All economists
see? kazakhs believed in you, but you pissed all away
>>52172126
>oink oink
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/12/03/kazakhstan_to_maninthemiddle_all_internet_traffic/
As all the other russophobic shitholes that only exploit Russian generosity and then plan to bite the hand that feeds them (Ukraine, Belarus, etc) Kazahstan is, besides everything else, much more dictatorial than "Putin's bloody Mordor".
If Russia annexes Kazahstan, Belarus and Ukraine, those shitholes will actually become significantly more democratic compared to the way they are now.
![12277650_1670683999846388_82723804_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H74k9Q3.jpg "12277650_1670683999846388_82723804_n[1].jpg")
Bad thing she bangs russian hipster
Just to clarify.
russia is bad and all russians are brainwashed racists (they call us "churka" :C ) Kazakhstan is different, but not any better.
some of our fellow citizens fell for russian propaganda and now think that russia is the greatest country on our planet and fat americans just want to enslave all of us.
it looks like everyone dislikes our government
russians in kazakhstan are completely different people. they're nice and not racist at all. but they're still toxic.
>>52171816
>Kazakhs in Russia will fight for Russia
Russians in Kazakhstan will fight for Kazakhstan.
>>52172000
India gives me a few advices about you
Thanks, no
>>52172534
Hipppopotams in kazakhstan will fight for kazakhstan
Still trolling on interpals, vlad?
>>52172512
Who the fuck would pick a chink over a Russian though?
>>52172596
Ur mehmet burner mom :)
Why are (ethnic) Kazakh women so much hotter than mongolian women?
Also what is Kazakh food like?
>stumbled upon Kazakh domain registry in the early 2000s
>registered shitloads of domains
>they sent me a bill but i never paid it
>after that they didn't do anything
>kept the domains for a couple years
>sold them all to a domain squatter and made a few thousand usd
>>52172656
Russians improving their gene pool.
>>52172656
Mongolian women have tighter pussies and more east asian look
>>52172000
Bitch, please. You can't control even your own catholic whores.
>>52172692
Potatoe power, m8
>>52172563
>>52172692
Rude
>>52172514
>churka
Doesn't churka mean turk?
I actually like the t -> ch migration language-wise. In Dutch turk would become schurk (crook, thief).
part of it will become russia, another - part will go to china.
turkey might try to have some exclave in a form of some kind of protectorate, but as they have no projection, the only way to have that done would be from creating another islamic state.
hope it goes as bloodless as possible.
http://lenta.ru/news/2015/07/01/kostanay/
I just must post it here.
They invented apples
>>52172914
slava
>>52172872
churka is comparable to a"nigger" when you use it as a curse.
you call turks cockroaches
but just look at this slavshit shitposting itt
they are truly cockroaches, everywhere
>>52172914
it is the course of history, kz will be better off under china and russia anyway
i don't get why they cling to their backwards steppe identity
Itt
>>52172934
> German and Russian guys were fined for having sex on the train station in Kazakhstan
>>52173095
kulkiden oldim goi sheshes
>>52173100
> 60-year-old German and 33-year-old Russian
>>52166231
Turned into a thread of one butthurt Kazakh getting mad at Russia even though Russians weren't even itt.
>>52173055
it's not them, population hardly decides anything in post-soviet shitholes, nor in policies neither in borders.
it's commie fuckers who created those 'nations', those borders and set those elites which rule over those 'countries'.
the whole regions is going down the islamic revolution shitter, when shit hits the fan, china and russia will intervene and secure what is left to be saved. other will be controlled by turkey, which will became the core of new 'ottoman empire'.
btw
Happy independent day, Kazakhstan
"We died 1000 times
1000 times we will rise"
I see, that russia is using similar tactics everywhere
>>52173720
maybe yes, maybe it's just circumstances that dictate such actions. leaving people behind in what is going to become a warzone in few years isn't the most humane thing to do.
we didn't start islamic uprising.
>>52173908
here is no "islamic uprising"
test
>>52173908
>we didn't start islamic uprising.
>>52173908
> we didn't start islamic uprising.
In soviet russia islamic uprising starts you.
>>52173908
M8, if they want to be independent you can't do anything about that. I think Russia definitely has more problems with domestic terrorism than Kazakhstan anyway.
The best thing for Russia to do is improve itself - crack down on corruption, improve the economy, become less isolated, etc.
And then other countries will be more interested in closer relations. But you need something to offer otherwise they won't be interested.
>>52173946
there will be, though. afghanistan is almost lost, and russia will withdrew from central asia, as we are nowhere to have a moral ground or reason to defend turkic and muslim people from their own motherland - turkey and fellow muslims. even if we tried, your own populations would start to revolt as you are both buttmad nationalists and pedophile worshipers.
you can't be saved, we should start to think about our own security, which means not allowing your kind in the country and closing borders.
>>52174237
russia doesn't have 'domestic' terrorism.
all russian muslim leaders both in politics and faith spheres are basically undercover special servicies agents, lul.
>>52174414
you talk too much
tomorrow is our independence day, we have shed too much blood for this day
we will not allow mistakes
>>52166231
In there country, there is problem...
>>52174548
>we have shed too much blood for this day
3 men died, lol. It was really bloody hell.
Kazakhstan will outlive Russia
>>52174699
nice joke
forgot about XX century's uprisings?
repressed intelligence?
Asharshylyq? Great starvation?
re writed history?
>>52174699
Pidorashka pls
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famine_in_Kazakhstan_of_1932%E2%80%9333
>>52174548
you tend to missjudge russian people.
I've meant no offensive intentions saying that despite you being shitting on us the whole thread from the start.
I just say what I think would happen, not my wet dreams. honestly I think it's best if kazakhstan stays the same, but I don't see how you are capable in doing that. in fact I believe you'll take a part more in destroying your own country than in defending it from the external threat.
either way congrats on your holiday.
I feel like this thread is nothing but Peace Corps and other NGO members pretending to be Kazakhs
>>52174750
this
Russia has no future. The day shall come when caucasian people and other minorities will be freed from russian oppression.
>>52174958
This is a great man who achieved this for his people a shame that Russians will always resort to dirty tactics
>>52175069
>launch a rocket in a stupid churka which thought that being a wanted terrorist and using mobile phone is okay thing to do.
>he thought it's medieval times because it's written that way in quran and sending lone radio signal in the middle of deserted area won't make any harm.
he should have read book about basic physics instead of quran at school, that way he might've been alive now. and I fail to understand what was dirty in killing a mudslim via using his inherent stupidity.
>>52168091
>>52168223
do kazahk women like Americans? or are they devote to that traditional mongrel inbreeding shit
>>52176449
Yes, they are massive, mercantile twats. If i were an amurrikan i would stay with murrikan women
>>52176492
I hope things go well for you Kazakbro. Happy holiday
t. Turk
They either speak Russian or Shala Kazakh.
They either have really traditionalist girls or Russian wannabe whores.
Being more Russian in there is a sign of prestige.
fuck Kazakhstan, I hope they get turned into a parking lot.
>>52178359
>parking lot
car park*
>>52178359
>mexico hating kazakhistan
an actual interesting /int/-related thread for once. nice
>>52178456
check their and our hdi
after 2015 hdi list he was butthurted about this few days ago
What Kazaks think about Hohol and Cossacks?
Do you guys feel any relative ties with them?
>>52179562
Kırgız ve Özbekleri bile köpekliyorlar, sen gelmiş ne diyorsun. Atsızcı forumlarında gaza gelip yazmayın şöyle, sikinde değil hiçbirinin.
>>52179562
we have same crazy neighbour with hohols
same problems force people to unite
>>52179741
Ben Atsızcı değilim Kıpçak qardeşim
>>52179746
But what you guys think about that ''Hohols were Kazaks once'' theory?
>>52179923
I dont care about this mate, really
>>52180150
Thanks m8
Plz breed more and send some migrant to Turkey before Turks become minority
>>52180150
Do you speak Kazakh or Russian in daily life?
Kazakh is the result off mongols mixing with russians. It is basicly like ukraine, which is mix between polish and russians.
There was never any kazakhs goverment or nations, it is made up by the communist to divide the russian empire.
>>52172596
If there are about 100 million russian females in the earth only 2 million of them are actuallly considered "human " by the looks.
The thing is Hollywood only shows that 2 million russians , russian women are mostly fat , ugly and cheap ( cheap applies to the 2 million too )
>>52180273
lol why? how can turks become minority
>>52180306
kazakh
>>52180656
lol why? how can turks become minority
>>52180656
when will Kazakhstan be mainstream?
I think you deserve more recognition so we can see more qts
>>52180656
>http://www.ibtimes.com/kurdish-majority-turkey-within-one-generation-705466
>http://www.mercatornet.com/demography/view/15817
>>52180656
Why Kazakhs I have seen speaks Russian? Are you from Southern Part?
>>52180759
pls dont respond
>>52180849
because they are russians
they are edgy run-away Kids. time to Annex them.
>>52180849
because they speak kazakhs only with kazakhs
or they are fucking manqurts
and no, I am not from south, but I was born and live in Almaty
>>52180823
http://rudaw.net/NewsDetails.aspx?PageID=35916
eheheheheh *rubs Hands*
>>52180823
holy shit
kurds are truly cockroaches, not turks
>>52180759
oh sorry friend, that was for >>52180713
>>52180935
I am talking about Ethnic Kazakhs. I told them to speak in Kazakh, because they were using Russian all the time. Even so they changed to Kazakh, they needed to use Russian or used Russian sentences when they couldn't communicate. That's fucking cück situation if you ask me. Just fix it already...
>>52180995
dawren bılay ane ardaqtım
I tried :DD
>>52181148
no
poland u next
>>52181148
we were under soviet union, and our language was destroyed by gommies
nothing bad at using some russian words, after few years this problem will be solve
>>52181251
It wasn't just some words mang. You need to decück those people. I thougt Nazarbayev was working on it. I am disappointed desu.
>>52181491
oh Tengri
first of all we must grow economy n shit
only after this we can solve this problem fast
but anyway nazarbayev working with it, soon if you want to work you will must know kazakh language on 100%
>>52182188
Can you please answer this?
>>52182479
we have own language
we speak kazakh
but russian have strong influence here
https://youtu.be/6JG3G7p_g04
