WHY ARE BALKANS SO SHIT? I WANT TO FUCKING DIE SO I DON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS GODDAMN SHITHOLE ANYMORE! AAAHHHHHHH
It's sad to see the descendants of Alexander reduced to living in such a shit country.
>>52165763
hol up so you sayin they were kingz or sumshit?
>>52165811
THEY
>>52165763
here we go
>>52165704
I find it quite nice, where's the problem?
>>52165811
Do you have the picture of the Macedonian descendants day from /balk/ a while ago
Where people are posting pictures of non Macedonians but making the names up etc
>>52165763
>Alexander
It's sad to see the descendants of Alexandros reduced to living in such a shit country.
FTFY
At least you don't have Alboshit in your country...oh wait
yeah, you should kill yourself
>>52165975
>Kosovo
>Montenegro
>>52165975
wish we cut our cancer away in 2001 and made walls around it like you and Kosovo tb.h
albos are a tumor, you either completely destroy it or cut it out
Kosovo is albanian? i've heard a lot of croatians and bulgarians say that
>>52167125
duh its populated by inbred muslim albos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV6681-WRKI
>>52165704
well you can join osman baba and have 3.14 qt sultan
>>52165704
Come home, steppe man.
>>52167168
but he'd still be in balkan
>>52167168
>>52167186
what are the chances of Bulgaria and Macedonia uniting in the future
>>52167239
idk its possible, and I wouldn't rly oppose it would be nice to get faster internet and Bulgarian police will be allowed to beat up the alboshits when they chimp out, atm our government is so EU/NATO cu.ck'd that they get called out whenever they try to do anything for being intolerant
I'd prefer a new Yugoslavia though with all the south slavs :^)
>>52167239
Like, never unless by force.
>>52167239
We don't really care about them anymore. In fact, they're gonna be more of a burden than anything else. They don't want to reunite, so no chances really.
>>52167162
Make way for the true descendant of Iskandar
>>52167382
>>52167285
Is this the answer all european countries have when on the topic of uniting?
Why are balks and turks so assblasted about dogbreeds? Every video on YT with dogs from your area is full of NO NO THIS DOG ALBANIA NO SERBIA MACEDONIA DOG etc comments.
>>52167556
you can replace dogbreeds with anything on youtube, it's fucking hilarious
>>52167272
>leechedonia
>yugonostalgia
Why am i not surprised
>>52167540
Weaker and poorer countries are generally in favor of uniting, of course.
The richer are the opposite.
>>52167736
It seems like every country has the same answer, though
from Moldova to Luxembourg, all of you seem to want to just stay solo pretty ferociously
>>52167702
we never leeched and dont leech off anybody even today, i just want bratstvo i jedinstvo
>>52165704
I've heard Montenegro and Slovenia are pretty decent
>>52167920
Montenegro is just Serbia only with sea and its a resort for rich Russians, expensive as fuck and the people dont live very well
Slovenia is great but its only half balkan any way
>>52167920
>Montenegro
>decent
Maybe only some seaside towns where criminals launder their money by buying expensive hotels
North of Montenegro is total disaster which is quite a shame because scenery there is amazing
>monkeydonia
>>52165704
If it weren't for Serbia I would hate this area too.
only serbs are based in the balkans tb h
try to be cool and bros like them
>>52168296
>>52168250
this, nice food too
>>52167272
>uniting with genocidal subhumans again
>>52168415
we'll leave kosovo and other muslim shitholes out
>>52168415
>Bulgarians
>genociders
what? I haven’t heard this cool "history".
>>52168457
only our bulgarian bros
bosnia, croats, serbs are just waiting for the next war
>>52168363
>>52168296
Serbs, Bulgarians and Greeks - the only bro tier guys who don't make fun of Romania on a daily basis.
>>52168488
>>52168527
you guys should unite and you would get much stronger in the long run, even though yeah it'd be rough integrating Macedonia probably but once that happened I'm sure it'd be more than worth it
>>52168527
bulgarians are no different than serbs, croats etc tb.h
they're all our bros tho
>>52165842
You're not really Balkan but more like South-Austria desu.
>>52168675
all joking aside, i am really happy to have romania as a neighbor.
people in the west make fun of romanians on daily basis (mostly because they don't know that's cigani instead of real romanians) while in reality romanians always keep promises, never chimp out, pretty bro tier people
>>52169188
dubs confirm.
Romanians are pretty decent overall. Too bad gyppos are making a bad rep out of everybody.
>>52165704
>SHITHOLE
>Macedonia
why anon :/ ?
>>52169894
not him but
poor, have to live with muslims, poor...
literally make 250 euro/month and thats considered average wage, you don't even get EU travel privilege, basically being born in western balkans is god teasing you by putting you in Europe, but in Europe's asshole
>>52170070
but what about being the descendants of Alexander? doesn't that motivate you to go out there and be a true winner again?
>>52169832
Gyppos are making a bad thing out of Bulgaria too unfortunately.
>>52169188
Thanks, pal.
>>52170118
how would that motivate any one, if anything it would remind them of how far they've fallen
I get fuckin pissed off each time some one says white people have any privilege I'm white and I have less privilege than africans or middle easteners who have the right to sue people if they insult them, at least in the west
reeeeee
>>52170070
Is that before taxes or after?
>>52170213
what taxes?
>>52169832
Romanians aren't looked down upon here, mainly because our media refers to gypsies as "Bulgarians".
>>52170213
well theres not much tax, theres no purchase tax, I don't pay rent because I own my house, only expenses I have to cover with that 250 EUR are food, water bills and electricity bills and internet bill, which take me 230 euros back usually monthly, I literally get 20 euros to save each month, if you can believe it I make money to buy shit online (such as ebay, amazon orders) only with trading CS GO items
>>52170241
Income taxes?
>>52170070
that's what you get for dropping out of high school
>>52165704
Well balkans are cool desu as long as you have moretas
>>52170326
if there is such a thing they must take it out of wage before they pay you
>>52170327
>implying 15,000 isnt unusual for people with highschool even
>>52170308
>owns a house
>minimal taxes
>no heating bills
I'd love living your life.
>>52170459
oh yes I forgot, I heat with wood, I have to buy wood every 3 years or so, but its not much of a problem, also no you wouldn't, I have dreams of traveling but I can literally not afford it, I'll die before I save enough money to travel Europe let alone the rest of the world
>>52170340
>moretas, plural
this is the key. Or at least Mediterranean moré.
>>52170327
mate 250 euro is (just below) average in areas outside of the bigger cities in Bulgaria. And most people graduate high school.
Quality of education is another topic tho.
>>52170459
Beside owning your own house/commieblock apartment, there are no upsides in living in post-communist south-eastern european shitholes.
Heating comes either from electricity or central heating in most households (commieblocks). That bill alone is like 20% of your net monthly salary in the winter.
>>52170590
>Beside owning your own house/commieblock apartment, there are no upsides in living in post-communist south-eastern european shitholes.
this pretty much, idk how its like in Baltics but it must be similar, their population is also comparable to ours
>>52170528
>I heat with wood
Doesn't the wood rot after 3 years?
t. big city anon
>>52170622
perhaps quality-cost of internet too, at least in Bulgaria.
But if you're a richfag, there are pretty comfy spots where you could live for the rest of life. Just buy a house for 10 thousand euro in a beatiful, albeit remote place in the Balkan and you're set.
>>52170688
3 years is where it starts rotting in my experience, I keep it in cellar, its cheapest in summer so thats when you usually buy
>>52170622
>>52170740
>buying wood
We provide our own wood in Bulgaristan.
chop-chop
fuck nature
>>52170300
>mainly because our media refers to gypsies as "Bulgarians".
How the fuck did that come to be? I mean, most people call us gypsies because governments are forcing gypsies to call themselves "romani".
Also this is a /balk/ colony now.
>FYROM
lmao lad
>>52170688
no man wood is wood I think
>>52170774
well I might do that if I lived near woods, I live in Skopje suburbs kek, have to buy from some gypsies usually, maybe they cut it illegally, who knows, but its not that expensive, they cut it into pieces but then you have to chop those pieces into 4 by yourself, that reminds me I need a new axe
Shh just come here
>>52170818
damn axes have gotten fucking modern, my current one is literally over 30 years old, cuts like shit even though I just sharpened it, I'm looking at axes, the new ones look so fancy
>>52165704
You will be virgin beta wherever you go/live.
>>52170818
>gypsies
>maybe cut it illegally
no way.
How much do they charge? Here is like ~35-40 euro / m3
Also pellets and briquettes are getting quite popular in recent years over here. Still expensive for the average faghold tho.
>>52170944
You should see the hammers
Atleast i am not a tatar,shiptar,smerdian.gayreek,turk etc
Macedonia 4 ever
>>52171114
varies on year but average its a bit cheaper than that, 25-30 /m3 maybe
briquettes are getting popular here too, I haven't tried em myself, too old-fashioned I guess, but I already have a lot of wood I need to burn through
also yeah tools in general are fancy as fuck kek, all of my tools are several decades old, they look like from another era from the shit on sale now, maybe I should update them all
op is a cuck x)
>>52171191
the good old rusty, blunt tools. I know what you mean lad.
Btw don't you use coal? It's the cheapest shit for heating if you live in a house. It fucks up the atmosphere like nothing else, but nobody cares really.
>>52171286
>coal
this shit should be banned desu
you can't breathe in the winter because of this shit
>>52171286
i heat my house from the fraction heat my dick produces from fucking your dry pussy mother
>>52171286
no I don't use coal, I know some people do but they're kinda assholes tb.h, we have enough smog as is, they make it worse with that shit
also shit even machetes look like future now a days
>>52171333
agreed honestly, every winter shit gets smoggy thanks to coal
>>52171129
>being literally all five
>>52170775
>>52170775
Well they do call them Roma gypsies too, but the gypsies themselves call themselves Bulgarians here and some open Bulgarian shops or bars.
I have lived in such a neighbourhood, and they are all gypsies though, except some regular Bulgarians who married a gypsy wife and takes their family along.
Also, since we have gypsies, they added this sticker to our public urinals (pic related).
>>52171364
look at this shit
when did tools get so future
>>52171457
haha
>>52165704
at leats you are not mexico
We're not that bad desu
>>52171457
fuck.
I've rarely heard of "regular" Bulgarian marrying a gypsy wife tho.
>>52171498
a friend of mine crafted quite a based knife for my birthday.
Deer-horn handle and a swedish Mora blade. Quite similar to pic related. So none of that modern plastic shit. (but I doubt it will last as long tho)
>>52168527
Come home bulgarian man, together we're a lot more than the albos.
>>52172017
nice m8
ive literally never seen one of these fancy modern hammers/axes, every one in my shithole neighbourhood has tools of their grandparents
>>52171349
>Can't into English
>Trips
Ubi se pichko.
Also:
>Filtered.
Iktf lads
>>52165704
>tfw you will never be Macedonian
life is shit
>>52171569
You are just pretending Mexico is bad
