>I eat breakfast every morning
>I drink milk during my meals
>my shorts don't go past my knees.
>>52164297
Honestly any man who wears his shorts past his knees is an edge lord
>I sleep naked
>>52164364
>Honestly any man who wears his shorts past his knees is an edge lord
>I am a proud white nationalist
>I wear shoes indoors and wear flip-flops when I take my daily shower
>Overhead Press? You mean The Press.
>>52164364
t. pic related
>I browse 4chan
>I imply the sayings and activities of other people to hide myself from criticism
>>52164569
>I make baseless assumptions to appear more intelligent
>I use public trnasportation
>clips on warmup sets.
>weighted dips
>>52164637
>I'd rather ride my two wheeled scooter than taking the metro with plebeian sheeple
>Hot water knob? Haven't touched it in months. I'm actually currently going through the process of having it uninstalled from my plumbing, they should be coming out sometime next week. I had to list a reason(s) on the work order as to why I am requesting my hot water knob to be removed and discarded. Would you can to hear the reasons? Well stay tuned friend. 2 reasons:
>1. Discipline
>2. Mental toughness
>My property manager was initially questioning my reasons, but I explained to her that by taking cold showers I am actually able to develop discipline and mental toughness. After a long and heated (note that I needn't anything heated especially my water) debate, I was able to convince her to put the work order in. Now I'm living a great life, warm water free. I even started forcing my gf to take cold showers with me. I refuse to date an inferior female, and I explained to her that if she can't learn to accept and love cold showers as I have then we really have no business being together anyways.
>>52164809
>2015
>taking cold showers
>I'm smart but lazy.
>I microwave my Weetabix
>the white genocide is real
>the Gadsden Purchase was America's biggest foriegn policy blunder of the 19th century
>I don't pee sitting down
>>52165357
>muh german ancestry
>Brazil's borders should be cut back to the line set out in the Treaty of Tordesillas
>I'm not a Muslim
>I am not a citizen of the United States of America
>I eat my steak medium rare
>>52164569
This 2bh
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>Kim Kielsen is, by far, the worst prime minister Greenland has ever had
>>52165563
>>52164809
>instead of doing productive shit I take cold showers and pretend that's an achievement
>>52164809
>I even started forcing my gf
>my gf
>"autism" is a made up disease as part of a growing effort to criminalize maleness
>james maxwell's achievements are underrated in comparison to issac newton's
>I hate liberals
>Hurr durr my opinion is different from yours
>If you dont think like me you look like this
This thread in a nutshell
>I eat in front of my monitor
>He has a whole folder of fedora pics
>He quietly chuckles to himself as he posts hat pictures
>He internally pats himself on the back as he reclines in glee
>"That'll show them" he whispers as he reaches for another handful of tendies
>He spits breadcrumbes through stained, smiling teeth as continues to chuckle
>"Bath time!" his mother and primary caretaker calls to him down the stairs to the basement
>He lets out a disgruntled sigh as he clicks off 4chan.org
>"I'll be back for the rest of those hat tippers later" he thinks to himself as he struggles to lift himself out of his sticky chair
>Still chuckling on his way up the stairs he yells
>"You better be quick this time, mum, I have important things to do on my computer!"
>"Yes honey, it's just that if we rush it too much, you'll get another rash" his mother replies as she cries internally
>His chuckling and smile fades and is replaced with exhausted grunts and groans as he approaches the top of the stairs
>"I don't care, mum, I'm having a very important discussion with people about things I don't like, they're all fedora wearing neckbeards, I have to show them what they look like" He exclaims through gasping breathes
>"Okay honey, I'll be as quick as I can" the mere shell of a woman replies
>"Well, get on with it then, whore" he tells her as he enters the bathroom
>His mother sheds a single tear as she reaches for the sponge on a stick to clean between his flab
>She silently wonders how nice her life would have been had she decided to go through with the abortion
>"Too late now" she utters
>"What's too late, mum? The cretinous melt asks
>"Nothing, honey... Nothing”
