Everytime Australian posters pick a new country as a target i laugh, but deep down im concerned, concerned about all the power they have on this board, and how they could easily pick any of us next.
>>52152881
t. Alberto Barbosa
I read all australian posts as a muffled, profane, 12 year old in my head, as I sit atop my pile of whataburger wrappers.
What are you talking about?
>>52152917
Just take a look at this, an Aussie invents a name thats supposed to be common in Portugal, and even through he was wrong and ignorant, people decided to make jokes on Portugal and not on Australia.
>>52152881
>implying anybody who's not autistic would give a fuck
Seriously, I don't mind at all that they call me Alberto Barbosa,I'm proud of my ancestors,we wuz kingz after all
>>52152881
>A STARRY SKY
>>52153034
>Implying anybody who is not autistic visits 4chan.org
>>52152943
This. You're not making much sense right now Brazilbro.
it's unlikely that lightning will strike in the same place twice, so I'm safe
besides they have no ground to stand on when talking about flags considering theirs has the Union Jack on it.
>>52152881
wow, who gives a shit
just walk away from the screen, fap, etc
>>52153093
T. Alberto Barbosa
I thought everyone was mean to everyone on here?
>>52153092
>American banter
>>52152881
Dumb monkey.
You're basically asking to be banter'd.
If Brazil ends up the next meme country, it's all your fault.
>>52152939
I imagine a drunk crocodile dundee
>>52153163
Only counts when we do it.
I don't tbH. Worrying is for people with energy.
>>52152881
>tfw Canada can't be picked again
>tfw they couldn't do anything to us when they tried
Good luck against the horde of retard bogans, losers
>>52152881
One Australian posts something obnoxious, he then proceeds to change his flag via simple proxy to repeat the posting process again. He does it enough times for it to catch on, a.k.a he creates an illusion that multiple people posted it, so it must be hip and rad and the imbeciles on /int/ grab onto it like it's a dorito
This is how most memes are disseminated around /int/, as well as "facts". While we worry about Stasi, el Hebrews and Icke's reptilians brainwashing us, everyone posts without impunity, through a proxy
>>52153253
DUDE
>>52153253
Obviously that's going to be the case. Canada has spent history on the sideline. How is anybody supposed to hang shit on a place that literally nobody knows anything about?
Australians are c.ucks desu
>>52153766
more relevant than you isolated çucks not to mention you lost a war to fucking birds lol
>>52154180
>more relevant
>people abuse australians
>at least have some vague knowledge of the goings on of australia
>people abuse canadians
>something about a leaf or 2015
>not to mention you lost a war to fucking birds lol
Except it wasn't an actual war, I didn't participate in it and even if I did the nation didn't lose
>canadian """"""""banter""""""""
>>52153851
A LEAF
HAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHA
>>52154551
lol what a sore loser you are, you're starting to sound like Americans talking about 1812.
>>52154602
>still being çucked by the Brits
wew
>>52154551
>people have vague knowledge about whats happening in Australia
Is this nigga for real?
THE DELUSION IS REAL
Australians control /int/ because it's one of the dumbest board in here. You'll never an Australian on /sci/.
>>52154643
????
Atleast we're not KEKED BY THE FRENCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the F R E N C H
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Australians will always surrender their boipussy to Canadians.
>>52154646
>>52152881
Aussies don't have any power. They just have a lot of free time.
>>52154675
>at least
ahh what a guy, admitting he's a çuck with a çuck flag, but retorting with "b-but at least!!"
>>52153322
it already takes them days to load up one webpage, I can't imagine it's one guy doing it all
All these australian posts where done after the emu war was ended, we are just started receiving them, the emus were nice enough to let them use the 56k modem in their detention camps.
Next year I think is when they signed the armistice so we should see a decrease in australian shitposting since all the prisoners were let free.
>>52154645
Except it happens literally everytime somebody bitches about Australia on here.
>>52154643
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Chan.
>>52154695
SWOOPED
>>52154743
wut
>>52154850
Of course it does, m8. A kangaroo mention here and there must ring true at least once a day
Tfw Australians are too scared to go outside because of the Emus so they flood /int/.
>>52154822
Steady on mate, no need to lose your head, it's all a bit of fun and games.
>>52153149
this 2bh
>>52154919
>Scared of some birds
Explain right now
>>52154850
who exactly is your PM?
do you ever get any European or North American travellers? I feel like East Asians are the only ones that visit you, and only because you're the closest thing they have, not because they prefer you. Nobody else can be bothered making the trip over to your irrelevant cunt
>>52154919
A FUCKING LEAF
AHHAHAHAHAHA...HOLY SHIT
LIKE...AHHAHAHAHHAA..WHAT...THE....FUCK.........A LEAF!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD....HAHHAHA....JESUS.....CHRIST....MOHAMMAD....(PEACE BE UPON HIM)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING....LEAF....ON.....A......FLAG....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL……HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”COUNTRY’S”….FLAG….WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD....I'M.....I'M DYING....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I CAN'T BREATHE.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
LIKE….WHAT…LE…FUCK….HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…A..FUCKING…..LEAF!!!!!.....OF….ALL…HAHAHHAHAHHA…THE….THINGS….A…….LEAF!!!!!!!...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..WHAT……WERE…..THEY….THINKING!!!!!!!!
LMAOOOOO….JUST….FUCK….HAHAHHAHAHAHA….MY….FLAG…UP!!!!!!!!
>>52154986
>still uses a flag from the British Empire
frig off cück
>>52154981
Plenty of Europeans, my city is full of them.
>>52155055
Oooohhh
>>52155055
>Britain kicks them out onto an island of deadly creatures as punishment for their crimes
>they thank their master by wearing their flag in their flag with pride
You can't make up this level of c.uck. You literally cant.
When will Australia replace the union jack by an Emu ?
This is a bully free board, bullying of countries will not be tolerated, I already informed the janitor of the treatment of Portugal and India, she says she's going to start hitting that ban hammer like an stingray stinger to the chest.
>>52154986
I'll use this later
>>52152881
if dubs we are next
>>52154646
how would you even know seeing /sci/ has no flags
>>52154981
>who exactly is your PM?
Don't actually know. White guy I think.
>do you ever get any European or North American travellers?
Sadly yes.
>I feel like East Asians
>feel
Sounds pretty concrete.
>>52155253
No need for flags. I know Australians are too dumb for /sci/.
>>52155372
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have to us who think and reason? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh.
You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed , drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
>>52155372
A FUCKING LEAF
AHHAHAHAHAHA...HOLY SHIT
LIKE...AHHAHAHAHHAA..WHAT...THE....FUCK.........A LEAF!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD....HAHHAHA....JESUS.....CHRIST....MOHAMMAD....(PEACE BE UPON HIM)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING....LEAF....ON.....A......FLAG....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL……HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”COUNTRY’S”….FLAG….WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD....I'M.....I'M DYING....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I CAN'T BREATHE.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
LIKE….WHAT…LE…FUCK….HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…A..FUCKING…..LEAF!!!!!.....OF….ALL…HAHAHHAHAHHA…THE….THINGS….A…….LEAF!!!!!!!...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..WHAT……WERE…..THEY….THINKING!!!!!!!!
LMAOOOOO….JUST….FUCK….HAHAHHAHAHAHA….MY….FLAG…UP!!!!!!!!
I've probed every major country for butthurt. There's a few potential candidates. Brazilians on here are too self-hating to really go after at this stage.
>>52155531
Argentina is a possibility seeing as they are so proud, but they have a nasty streak and might not be as fun as Portugal.
There's not enough Saffers on the board to make that worthwhile, and they're too much of an easy target.
Perhaps... Belgium? Or Austria?
>>52155623
There was a time where Argentina was most bullied country for a while. Belgium is literally a non country so its a waste of time
>>52155741
Do you have skype? We should get an aussie group chat going and co-ordinate attacks, this is long overdue.
>>52155531
Yeah they're similar to the mexicans who keep starting threads over how shit their country is and how they want to escape. You can't banter people without self respect.
You're giving them too much credit
>>52152917
>>52153092
>>52153159
>>52152881
It's not fair, brazilians should be Alberto Barbosa
>>52155920
They are poorberto negrosa
>>52155867
>he isn't in the group already
m8..
>>52154986
>new zealand wanna be australia
Oh wait it's australia.
>>52156077
add me negro
aussiebydlo187
i pledge allegiance to Australia bantz
