Why do you hate italy? you're a faggot
Italian grills are pretty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU0UMdqyLoc
>>52138478
This map is fucking bullshit.
Also, kill yourself.
>>52138478
Becazse they keep trying to steal our coast desu.
>>52138478
Italy's one of the best countries around.
I pretty much wholeheartedly support those borders, maybe save for Nice and Fiume tbqh
How could I hate Italy?
>>52138815
nobody cares about you,singapoop
>>52138478
Cause you're a corrupt lazy country who has a history of flip flopping more than a democrat, all while claiming muh Rome and muh culture.
Also your food is extremely overrated.
I hate Italy because they're shit
>>52138929
Whaehy ammerrega mcdonalds hamburgerrrrr look at me i'm typing on da internet!
>>52138913
t. Butthurt colonists
>>52139020
Best bantz I've seen all week
>>52138808
lolbutthurt fucking slavshit go back to slavalonia
>>52139020
I just got blown up.
>>52139146
Come and fucking try and take dalmatia you poofter faggot.
>>52138478
Enjoy sunshine, brother.
>>52139532
ITALIANI = TURCHI UNA FATZA= UNA RATZA
>>52139441
Do Macedonians actually thin they are slavs when they are just keks speaking a foreign people's language?
I don't :3
>>52138478
I don't
t. vito
>>52139722
Greatest ally
>>52140178
We rider together we die together
>>52140275
Delet this
>>52140275
he actually did it the absolute madman
>>52138478
>>52138808
>rightful clay thinks that he can talk
only italians hate italy
>>52139146
says the FUCKING ITALIAN
>>52140693
Pretty normal. We live here.
I challenge every non-italian to live for a month here. I won't give you more than 2 days, and you will want to go back to your home immediately
>>52141156
mad slav is mad
>>52138478
liking traps is not gay so I'm not a faggot ok
>>52140372
Thanks god you posted it
i lost all my delet this folder
we should become friends outside this place
>>52141156
>FUCKING
Exactly,I'm fucking your mother,while you are a virgin faggot
>>52141156
>literally uncharted land
>>52138478
What are Italian women like? Traditional? Modern?
Talking to one from Italy right now. Seems bretty smart, can speak like four languages
>>52141293
I saved them back when it happened.
A-are you putting the moves on me Italy kun?
>>52141367
for you it will be nice, at least first times
italians got the neighbours grass is greener syndrome like no one else in the world. basically they are something inbetween modern and traditional,
>>52141367
northern women are whores, the rest are ok.
>>52141437
I-I just want to be friends..
>>52141576
Well sure man.
How can we do this without fucking up?
>>52141650
I don't know
Do you have telegram?
>>52138478
Ju na despreziai Italia, mi aimici...mui amai i(l) nuarti italiani
>>52141824
No i do not.
>>52142008
I don't know then
>>52141499
Noice I guess that kinda describes me, so that works.
>>52141525
Fugg, she's from the Austrian border
>>52138478
Why most of Italians hate us man?
>>52142054
At least we got our alliance here.
>>52141313
I guess you're not educated either.
Good to know Italians are as retarded as I thought.
>>52142243
I don't post that much anymore though
rip
>>52142353
>barbarian pirate
>thinking
>>52141847
Uhm,i sense something particular,what language is it?
>>52142202
It's not true Tbh why are you saying this
>>52142493
Sant la langa dalmata, mi vičain(o) :)
from my experience IRL the whole of the balkans is Italyboo
>>52138478
Because eating too much pasta is bad for your health.
>>52142436
>Italian sandnigger trying to banter me
>WE WUZ KINGS N SHIET, MUH ROMAN EMPIRE
Fuck you.
>>52142668
BAIT AS FUCK
>>52142599
Wasn't that extinct? Cool
>it's the dalmatian language my neighbour
Right?
>>52138478
Well I have 80 italian heritage, I hate myself
Can you figure it out?
>implying the average italian doesn't look like that
>>52142696
>mad pirate is mad
Was Mussolini the greatest italian of all time? Too genius for his time
>>52141313
what is italy's obsession with ethiopia.
>>52143050
Italians love coffee and the Ethiopians have it.
>>52142961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I71VX5RyGA
I love Italy
My godfather is italian, lives in Venice. Got friends near Lecco also
>>52138478
Italians are based.
>>52142668
american talking about moderation...it must be the twilight zone.
>>52142885
> depicts patricians as nordics
sicilian nignogs like you must hate themselves lmao
>>52142885
cute. now pay denbts
>>52143165
I thought Mussolini was supposed to be a good public speaker. All he's doing is just yelling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3SQFT_E_sg
>>52143094
so they are willing to trade half their country to ethiopia just to get coffee?
>>52143209
>nordic
What? Where's the nordic depiction?
>>52143209
wat
he has brown hair
>>52143220
you should pay yours to the porn industry, though i hear that your brother is enjoying himself.
>>52143209
>as nordics
I thought for you people brown hair wasn't white
>>52143348
>he has brown hair
On a side note, that moustache is inherently unroman. The Romans would have viewed facial hair like that as barbarian.
Either clean shaven (preferred) or full beard. Nothing else.
>>52143178
>french who loves italy
has science gone too far
>>52143259
do you even understand him?
>>52143259
Honestly I think he was kinda autistic
>>52143424
Most of it. My Italian has kinda gone down hill, but I still understand the majority.
>>52143455
>>52143455
Interesting how he's the stereotypical italian.
Loud, talks with his hands, etc.
>>52143342
you do know that average mediterranean peeps don't look like that pigmentation-wise?
>>52143408
A lot of people here like Italy. Especially girls. Jean Cocteau, a french poet, sayed "Italians are good-natured French"
>>52142766
La langa sant defuant, ma ju na sai!
>it's the dalmatian language my neighbour
10 points
Tu sante il nuarte italiano? Ju na veduo un jultro rasaun luc
>>52143701
They tend to vary, m8.
>>52143701
>not true btw
>>52143618
And with an hilarious english
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTXhez2mNmM
>>52143618
But Hitler too was loud and made a lot of gestures
>>52143701
Go out of Mongolia and see the world sometimes
>>52143813
He really should have never went to war with Hitler.
>>52143828
>But Hitler too was loud and made a lot of gestures
Because he was just copying Mussolini.
>>52143813
What regional Italian accent did he speak?
>>52143757
>Tu sante il nuarte italiano? Ju na veduo un jultro rasaun luc
>Are you the nuarte(?) italian? I don't see another reason luc(?)
Help :/
>>52141183
yeah, I'm sure it's way worse than living here...
>>52143813
Still better than Renzi
>>52143987
>nuarte
Related to nostre?
>>52143813
top kek
>>52143957
he was from Romagna
>tfw you will never be a tall, muscular proto-Croat Illyrian pirate lord and raid a coastal town, defeat the local manlet legionares and milites with your bare hands and steal the little roman women
>>52143813
I've done some reading about Fascist Italy and it seems that up until the war things were doing pretty well for you guys. Is it true?
Also can someone explain to me why Fascism is considered a bad thing?
>>52144096
The home of tortellini yay!
>looking for a documentary on mussolini
>find weird italian fascist rock
Is this what you people do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPRWmuHf7fg
How i can somebody hate their own father nation...oh yeah the US
But i love italia and italians
>>52143987
Nuarte = norte = nord
Italiano = very obvious
Tu sante = You are or in this interrogative sense, "Are you?"
"ju" = io (notice the sound similarity)
"sante" = batardized Latin "sum/es/est..."
"luc" = here (bastardized ille/illa/illud into "illoc" and then "luc" - Latin) to count proximity (since ille means "that")
"Are you north Italian? I see no other reason there"
I asked this because I believed north Italians (Friulians and Venetians will more easily understand my text
>>52144126
>proto-Croat Illyrian
Basically albanian
>>52144212
Correct region, wrong side.
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>>52143723
Oh, nice then
good to know
>>52144132
pls respond ;_;
>>52144484
No you arent the boss of me...i think
>>52144553
>boss of me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8y8Ziwswe0
>>52144276
Ah ok,no i'm from central italy,it was pretty understandable
I've read on wiki that Dalmatian was spoken in Ragusa/Dubrovnik,i find it very fascinating that a Latin language was spoken in those lands,do you know any site where I can find more infos about it? like vocaboulary and shit? How did you learn it?
>>52138478
venitians
worse than jews
>>52144436
Hello Giuseppe :3
>>52144594
Top kek
>>52144436
Oh man this post was just EPIC my man!!! :')
am proud of you me countryman just keep it up and make other posts like this one im so proud srsly oh man oh god
>>52144323
Double named regions are always so confusing.
>>52144627
I have a good stash, my friend. Though I translated explanations to Croatian. I could send all the material I have, with titles of the images and documents translated into English though, not sure how much that would help. I aim to acquire the "das Dalmatiche" book, which has a vocabulary of 2800 words and a much extensive explanation. So Far I've collected around 200 words, basic grammar (the grammar of Dalmatian is really bon-y anyway) of present/future and past, as well as adjectives, adverbs and such. It's decent enough to get into the language.
It was spoken in every major city on the Croatian east Adriatic and this is why we have some legacy of it in our modern colloquial language
Shit's rare. I think an Italian will have a better chance at getting the above book (Das Dalmatische)
>https://web.archive.org/web/20120303003830/http://dalmatianlanguage.yolasite.com/
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalmatian_grammar
>http://wikitravel.org/en/Dalmatian_phrasebook
As far as links go
>>52144436
i mean...just ToP KEK!! This post was so funny i laughed my a*ss of and almost pooped
LOL MAN
>>52138478
Too many Italians
>>52143333
No the point is the north italians think the south italians are niggers
>>52144436
Im not even ironic im very srs ive never been more serius in my entire life this post is simply the most epic thing ive EVER seen on this board and im so glad that it was made from you, a person from my same cpuntry :'D
>>52138478
Mayor France but not Italy, can't hate a country with such a history.
>>52145037
>>52143813
Mama mia papa pia baby got the
DIARHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>52138929
>corrupt
Nice meme, bro. Btw it's not the nineties anymore.
>>52144436
I just feel so HECKING proud oh man oh man!!
Ill just let u kno: when i laugh hard,i always fart at least 2 times
and whne i read ur post i farted like 23 times!!
I once mad a pro-Italy copypasta but stopped posting it because suddenly a bunch of anti-American big bullies from Italy appeared here
>>52144973
Cool lad,thanks,that's when I love /int/
>we have some legacy of it in our modern colloquial language
Any example? Actually I think phonetically croatian isn't that different from italian
>>52145348
Post it now
I'm pretty sure I saw it
and felt good
ty america
>>52141313
topkek that's so true. Anyway Rome is now in Ethiopia so the pic should be updated
>>52144627
>i find it very fascinating that a Latin language was spoken in those lands
It's not that strange. Latin itself was the official language of the Croatian Sabor (parliament/noble assembly) all the way to the 19th century. There's a ton of Croatian literature (especially from 13th to 17th century) written in Latin.
>>52141367
https://youtu.be/misgQpmQ-t0
>>52145476
I feel a wash of sadness come over me each time I realize I am not Italian
Some master-race facts:
>Beautiful language most people agree is the most romantic and beautiful, along with French
>Inheritors of Rome and the Italian renaissance that made Europe
>Gorgeous tan skin makes them more attractive than pinker Euros
>An Economy bigger than Russia
>Loved and respected worldwide
>God-tier cuisine
>Strong family ties for better mental and emotional health
>Beautiful cities, climate and environment
>Premium cars and fashion
>>52144436
*cries* sigh sigh uegh
i feel so bad that i will never make a post this good
kill me all ready
>>52142202
Not true. Actually I think our countries are kinda similar and we consider you bros
>>52145546
YES, this one
i even saved a screenshot of you somewhere
thank you
>>52144808
>>52144979
>>52145117
>>52145342
>>52145635
thank you to be honest my family ^_^
>>52143723
Really? Actually most of us think the french people are faggots
>>52144436
Quality of thead: increases by 130% from tbis posy
thanks you....just thanks you
>>52138478
Whats up with the butthurt?
You got a tiny terroni cannoli or something?
>>52144018
Populist detected.
>>52144436
Man i just feel in love with u wanna be my gf??
id be lucky to hace a girfriend this funny
>>52145861
fuck you stupid idiot
>>52145505
On prije misli na vulgarni latinski - romanske jezike. To što govoriš za latinski kao službeni (iako je i taj bio vulgaran, ali eklezijastički svejedno) je drugo, dragi moj, no nema veze
>>52145443
South Croatia is dynamic, fast and fluid as Italian. Northerners speak more "spiky" and rhythmic. Not to mention south Croatian colloquial vocabulary is Italian galore
On the top of my mind:
armadura
baketina
balota
balatura
bocun
đardin
dišpet
dišpar
rišpet
durat (something that lasts)
fatureta
fažol
bolonjez
forca (tuta forca - when something is rad, great, "fierce")
foša
kantun
karijola
peškati
peškarija
pinel
And to a gazillion more examples
Here, I uploaded everything I have and translated quite a few:
speedyDOTsh/Ekhn4/Dalmatian.rar
>>52145112
that's not even true, IRL they know we look the same, unless they're delusional leghisti
>>52144436
quallity post my man it was *SO* good did you make it urself??
respond fast
>>52145948
Cheers m8
>>52146185
of course I crafted it using my pro memer skills :D
>>52142202
They consider you their fathers in the south
>>52145946
Look at this eggplant
>>52146155
Leghisti are scum.
>>52144436
I want 2 cuddle with you and make babies with u and kiss with u and study literature with U etc i always wanted a funny and cute girlfriend
>>52146199
Be sure to pull in favours from Friulians here. I need them to update my vocabulary. They are the key to some missing adverbs/adjectives/prepositions since their dialect is very similar and finding interested Istriots and Vlach-Istro-Romanians is harder than Friulians
>>52146290
where does the "eggplant" come from? what does it mean?
>>52146221
Man, i unironically enjoyde it thanks *SO* much
>>52146297
Add some more weight and this guy looks like me.
I dont hate italy. Just apathetic i guess thats turning into dislike because im learning italian for my grandma but i dont really care about the country or language.
French is a nicer language and Spain has hotter women.
All 3 countries have great food, nice people etc.
>>52144436
now, seriusly, it was so fucking funny i pissed my pants
>>52146430
Add more stupidity and you'll be an exact copy then
>>52144436
oh god have you ever think'd of selling these memes you a re a fucking ARTIST you could becum rich ass fuck an if unpay the taxes there is no kore crisis in this cuntry and were all happy
>>52146310
I noticed similiarities with friulan actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCZSeZaGdNk
I remember seeing some friulan guy posting here
>tfw didn't see the download link at first
Wow thanks again
>>52144436
this post is literally the prroof that we r good @ something
im drunk
>>52146310
There are definitely Friulians on /int/. You can pick them out so easily from the crowd of irredentist Italians, as Friulians actually tend to not only acknowledge our existence, but actually be interested in our way of life. Not for nothing is Friulian the only language in the world apart from Serbo-Croatian that contains Slovenian loanwords.
>>52146745
Gibs citizenship then.
>>52146344
Mulignan' Neapolitan form of melanzana.
>>52144436
You're good what you are doing giuseppe
>>52147022
It would require painstaking effort to open a language thread since every thread I open doesn't survive 40-50 posts without being either shot down or dying
People would rather shitpost, and trust me, I've opened so many topics brave men would have already given up. I'd rather continue shitposting against Slovenes in those makeshift Slovenia vs Croatia threads...
Alboraite la bandera de cacaposting!
>>52138478
>Dalmatia isn't connected to Istria via land, but instead by islands
TRIGGERED
>>52143050
It's the only country they won a war against
>>52147954
Ponoćni banter 10/10
>>52147954
#rekt
;_;
>>52147954
You're so fucking irrelevant HAHAHAHAHAH so fucking irrelevant oh my fucking GOD! ahahahahahahhahahaha yes you are!!!
monitoring this thread
>>52147954
delet now
>>52147954
we won both WW
also
>be yugoslav
>self-destroy
Top kek
>>52146297
porco diio
>>52148199
can I make my own, giuseppe copypasta?
>>52138478
I don't hate Italy but i don't particularly like it either
>>52145946
Jokes on you she's already destroyed half of ISIS
>>52141301
>those tits
Dem Yugo bitches are the best i swear
>this entire thread
Fucking great - good job Italy.
>>52144627
>i find it very fascinating that a Latin language was spoken in those lands
If I recall correctly, dalmatian cities were slavicized pretty late so it's not that surprising. The roman population that inhabited them didn't just vanish into thin air.
Its not hate. Its disappointment.
>>52152019
LOL
Spain dependency of shittaly
lmao. in a war we would have defeated those faggots in one week.
>>52152126
>defeat italy
>can't even defeat a tiny peninsula from the british even after 300 years
Go to bed juan..
>>52152203
you first, pirate.
>>52152203
Are you serious,bro?They would have wiped the floor with Italians if they even dared to declare,let alone wage a war with Spaniards.
Italy is the best country ever existed
>>52152784
But they did, the CTV and the Aviazione Legionaria killed many a commie spaniards ;)
Un po' di figa qua?
>>52138478
you forgot about Russia, faggot. Delete this map now.
I like Italy :3 I'd love to visit your country someday
There's literally zero Italians in Dalmatia, Mario.
