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Finland outswedened Sweden.
This is our this years lucia "maid"
>>52134419
Am I supposed to know what you are writing about??
Trying to rival us, are you?
EBIN :DDDDD
The girl in the top left corner.
5/5
>>52134419
>this is our
>our
The fuck are you talking about? We don't have one national Lucia
>outswedened Sweden
>>52134419
I laughed harder than I should have.
This shit is hilarious.
>>52134419
>Finland outswedened Sweden.
nope, you'll need to try harder than that
That's cute. Come back when you are ready to play in the big boy league
>>52135357
>big boy
more like white boi
>"the candle just happened to be a rainbow one, because I happened to have one at home"
That guy just lose some bet, this is hilarious.
its okay when finland does it because it just ironic
>>52135337
>the Godless Heathen State of Sweden
>>52135518
is it though?
>>52134419
he's a qt desu senpai
>tfw no fair, long-haired finnish bf who looks like purity, plays heavy metal, and tells me he loves me in his elven gibberish
>>52135598
i bet he doesn't speak finnish that well tho
>>52134419
Source?
Also fennoswedes have outswedened sweden for quite a long time now.
>>52135659
is he a fennoswede or why do you say?
not like i'd be able to tell bad finnish from good finnish anyway
>>52135714
Lucia is a fennoswede thing
>>52135337
This can't be real.
>>52135337
This is why Catholics are master race Christians. This would never happen.
>>52136059
>2015
>not being a fedora tipper
>>52135778
This. No one take this lucia thing seriously.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Lucy%27s_Day#Finland
>>52136155
>The Finnish-speaking population has also lately begun to embrace the celebrations.
Huh? What does that even mean?
Bravo finland, diversity and somalians may come to you
Didn't Sweden have a black Lucia?
Nothing wrong with that of course.
Bravo finland, may diversity and somalians come to you
St. Lucy was originally a Roman not a Swede anyway. Same with St. George he was from Middle East and never went tot he UK. Ireland is the only one whose official Saint makes sense.
>>52136059
>implying the pope didn't just release a prog-rock album about world peace and protecting the environment
Here's this year's real Lucia by the way.
>>52134419
well, he's cute
thoroughly approve'd
>>52136330
>>>>>>>>>>"""""""""""""""""maid"""""""""""""""
>>52135337
>female clergy
This should be a capital offence.
>>52136330
>tfw remember when grandparents were shocked to see non-blonde maidens in our Lucia processions when we were kids
>then brown haired Lucias
>then a black Lucia
>>52136242
idk, some fennosweden wet dream
>>52136534
desu men should stick to science, military, and crafts. areas of spirituality, ethics, and humanism are a women's game. this is why shamans and oracles are women. i don't know why christianity got that part wrong.
>>52136739
>areas of spirituality, ethics, and humanism are a women's game
In other words, all the completely useless stupid shit
>>52136739
kek
>>52136739
Women can't be shamans you silly goose. Women can't use magic.
>>52136839
i mean sure, if life to you is just existence and survival.
>>52136739
>shamans and oracles are women
>shamans
Typical American. Doesn't know shit about real shamans and just makes shit up.
>>52136986
this
stupid americans talking shit about stuff they don't understand
>>52137236
>>52137234
shamans are women by definition
you are thinking of medicine men
>>52135598
>elven gibberish
>>52137340
'no'
>>52136739
>women in charge of ethics
what could possibly go wrong
>>52134419
he looks like the front man for one of those finnish melodeath bands
>>52135337
Fuck, they are beyond /int/ memes
>>52136739
>this is why shamans and oracles are women
What the fuck
>>52137340
see
>>52137236
does that look like a woman to you, stupid american?
>>52136986
more like magic mushroom growers amririte
>>52137531
too many
>>52137413
>muh 800k refugees
there wouldn't be refugees if women were allowed to do their jobs. of course men's egos cause them to hog all realms of politics, but ideally, women would have levels of policy-making when ethics are involved. in this case, ISIS, sectarian violence, and radicalism wouldn't be ills in society.
>>52137519
that is a medicine man
>>52135337
Even Vatican 2 isn't has bad as protestantism.
>Finns
>White
>>52136676
1995
>look, a dark haired Lucia
>Imagine Per, one day we might have a neeger as Lucia
>intense laughter
2015
>grave rolling intensifies
>>52137639
now you're just being asinine on purpose
it's shaMAN, not shawoman ok
>>52137531
>>52137581
>TFW you're christian and all your pagan friends give you some mushrooms
https://vimeo.com/64632122
>>52137340
>shamans are women by definition
What kinda sick gypsie lore are you into?
>>52135434
>>52137836
Wouldn't know that feel.
>>52137531
>>52137581
>>52137836
>american posters
literally the only people who believe that shamans can be men are illiterate finns. i think we can tell from this board who the real shitposters are.
>>52137913
>being surprised that American posters are shit
Here are some shitty Lucia buns my Swedish gf and I made
>>52134419
>Finland
Yeah, the Swedish speaking Finns did.
kek, Typical Fennoswede
>>52137991
yes those are pretty shit tier. there's not enough jam, they're weirdly shaped, and the dough is wrong kind. I give you an A for effort though, not many foreigners interested in this sort of thing
they should look like pic related
>>52137955
I think they're confusing shamanism to a finnish thing called lapinnoita and they are almost always men
>>52137991
I'd taste that sweet Lucia bum if you know what i mean kjeh kjeh kjeh
>>52136059
>When the first Turk guest workers came in the 60ies we let them pray in the Cologne Cathedral because there were no mosques
>>52138245
>>52137955
>The word "shaman" probably originates from the Tungusic Evenki language of North Asia. The Evenki word is probably ultimately borrowed from Pali समन (samana) from Sanskrit[3] श्रमण (śramaṇá, "ascetic, monk, devotee"), from श्रम (śráma, "fatigue, weariness, exhaustion; labor, toil etc.").
>>52138167
They tasted quite good, however. Saffton is awesome to cook/bake with
>>52138245
>>>>
Why do Mongols celebrate Lucia anyway? Can someone explain please
>>52137955
What would you know about shamanism?
>>52138404
We dont, only the fennoswedes do
>>52138404
We dont tho.
>>52138451
Why do they do it though? Lucia was only celebrated in the landscapes around lake Vänern until very recently. How did it reach Finland?
>>52138404
lol its fennoswede on dress you surely got iq of an ape
>>52138506
They wanted a special snowflake thing to celebrate. It's like italian-americans and Columbus day.
>>52138382
>forgot bullshit artist
>>52138506
Don't know how some 100 years ago
>>52138560
He also forgot hes trying to explain something to a nigger XD
>>52138392
if they were tasty and you had fun with your girl then it's all good
I'm not an authenticity autist
>>52136986
>Women can't use magic.
Wasn't magic considered feminine and cowardly among the ancient Norse?
>>52139261
I don't know, the ancient norse were feminine and cowardly so I wouldn't take advice from them on this matter.
What the fuck is a Lucia Maid?
>>52139489
we elect a "lucia maid" every year around this time of year, usually the hottest bitch around. she leads a troupe of horny guys around the block while singing songs and then the lot of us take turns banging her in a designated apartment/house
I get why some are troubled that it's a guy this time, but hey at least we had sex, right?
It's a Nordic thing, you wouldn't understand
>>52136310
That is a very noble cause and I applaud him for it.
>>52138285
There is a big difference between letting someone pray and taking down all the crosses and designating the church a Muslim area. Also, female clergy.
>>52139909
Fuck off hurri
>>52140015
>Also, female clergy.
Don't see the problem if they aren't keks desu
>>52139261
They literally didnt conquer lapland or kvenlands because they were scared of lapp witches
In olden times, the Lucia would often be the village slut. It was basically a slut of the year award. Good times. Then faggot Victorian prudes started to make it more decent
>>52137639
Nigger, our culture actually had Shamans before Swedes crusaded our asses. Even after that, there were still local shamans around just few hundred years ago in more remote regions. We know what shamans are.
>>52140175
Think about it in terms of the military. Priests are gods soldiers. Women are allowed to enter the military, but not infantry positions (i.e. Nuns). While it requires the mind of a man to be the one fighting for gods will.
>>52134419
Sweden we are reaching you quickly.
>>52135337
>muslim space inside a christian church
wut?
>>52140087
well fuck you too
just don't take part in it if you don't like it
>>52140419
>in olden times
it's still the authentic experience in finland
come home svenska män
>>52140756
Why don't you fuck off back to Sweden instead.
>>52140460
You are literally the most autistic person in this thread. Stop.
>>52140807
why don't you fuck me in the ass instead
why are you so intolerant, finnjävel?
>>52140918
Börje that's gay
>>52140950
it's not gay if you pretend bro
>>52140700
TOLERANCE YOU FUCK
I'm not entirely sure what any of the jihadists would think about this. On one hand, a land and dumb people ripe for the picking. On the other, looks like a trap. Too good to be true, you can't make this shit up.
>>52140829
Sorry your WASP mind can't comprehend the inner workings of gods true and glorious religion.
