>be born in Bundaland
>amazing sunny and hot weather
>incredible outgoing and friendly people
>beaches and amazing landscapes everywhere
>women want the dick all the time
>be a social outcast and spend most of my days and youth in 4chan discussing world affairs and politics
Life is a bitch
>>52131034
find a practice girl
>Eu só quero é ser feliz,
>Andar tranquilamente na favela onde eu nasci, é.
>E poder me orgulhar,
>E ter a consciência que o pobre tem seu lugar.
>be finn
>don't drink alcohol
>be a social outcast
>>52131079
flag thief
>>52131079
UNCOMMON
>>52131493
Not at all or just not in copious amounts?
>>52131673
yeah you've preemptively got a point, I would be elsewhere as well
>>52131493
same here
>>52131034
same here
>>52131493
same here
>>52131079
rare
>live in shitty small town
>all the girls move out as soon as they turn 18
>only people who stay are loser guys like me
>haven't seen a cute girl over 18 in years
>>52131034
>aquilo sentimento quando eu nao moro no Brasil
>>52131034
You must be ugly. I wouldnt be like you if I lived in BR
>>52132127
I have seen a lot of ugly guys getting tons of girls here. I just dont have the courage to speak to one, all the time I drop the spaghetti, you need to be funny and know how to have fun here in Brazil to get girls
>>52132270
>White
>moderately good looking
>Falo um pouco de portugues
Might have to pop over there if I'm single again
>>52132127
You would get bullied all the time.
>tfw iktf
>tfw casual sex turns you off
>>52131034
no men your women are bitches what kind of society is that
>>52131493
>don't drink alcohol
but why?
>>52134243
A good free society.
>be moderately popular during High School
>make 0 new friends in uni
>fortunate enough to live with a m8 for 3 years
>living alone now in post-grad and have never had meaningful conversations with strangers in 3 months
please kill me
>>52132874
no, if I stayed white I;d be respected but considered a bit cold arrogant ad autistic, yets its better to stay among friendly extroverted people for autists like me.
Lads I have a girl in my class who always smiles at me and shit
she's always trying to touch me, sometimes she just hugs me
maybe that's just a pity hug or whatever but it feels nice
she's not too pretty though but not ugly neither, i'd say around 6/10
is that my chance?
>>52134381
I thought your people was Christian cant you be like a proper Christan at least ? Or do you think it's not the way to go
I keep forgetting 4chan is full of highschoolers and mentally impaired adults
>>52131034
Spain has all of the same features except for
>women want the dick all the time
i'm still not outgoing so it's not like that changes anything for me
Is there a way to find easy girls without going to parties? fuck
>>52134573
>I thought your people were Christian
I thought your people were terrorists
>>52134783
I'm not implying anything. Your people claim they are Christians dont they ? You have that Jesus statue and all that. It's not like we have a statue of a terrorist holding ak-47 in one of our cities
>>52135057
all christian countries are that way m8, people value family and having an enjoyable life over strict rules and politics. Just look at Italy, Spain and Portugal that will see literally what brazil aspires to be
>>52135150
But doesnt family members especially women being that loose lead to dissolution of families instead . I dont know that was what I was wondering
>>52135476
>But doesnt family members especially women being that loose lead to dissolution of families instead
no, being young and want to have sex with tons of people it's different to being married and raising a family. Also people here kill because of marriage infedelity, I think it's the third most common murder cause in Brazil. Also women fight too over men and compete to which has the best boyfriend and lover. People here want stable relationships
>>52131034
>tfw always be an autismo
>tfw get a gf with a body just like that in ops pic
Feels gud
>amazing sunny and hot weather
>amazing
>sunny
>and hot weather
>>52135901
>lying on the internet
>>52136045
>lying on the internet
>>52134562
Are you muscular and outgoing? If so then probably. If not, then it's just a pity hug. Those are the only kind of guys girls like.
>incredible outgoing and friendly people
You mean insufferable retarded monkeys.
>>52131034
>amazing sunny and hot weather
fuck off
>>52134462
>no, if I stayed white I;d be respected
You would need to practice a lot of portuguese, though. Otherwise people would bully you because of your accent.
>>52131079
why are nicaraguan posters so rare compared to other central american posters?
>>52131493
>be Gael
>drink alcohol responsibly and only once every few months
>social outcast because I'm no craic.
:(
>amazing sunny and hot weather
literally tropical garbage appropriate only for laziness and underdevelopment
>incredible outgoing and friendly people
corrupt and insidious subhumans, national culture is literally trying to one-up one another
>>52134562
if you don't go for it you'll never know, and you'll regret it later
do it
good luck faget
>>52138640
hi shaunie
