Is it possible to get laid in a mixed sauna?
it is suppose to be a holy sanctuary
not suppose to defile a holy place with carnal lust
Actually the Austrian police is actively policing public saunas, because people do it all the time.
It is a place for you to wash and cleanse yourself, not a fucking porno movie
>>52123106
If only you had basement squads
>wearing towels in sauna
>>52126800
my flaccid benis is small also the heat makes my nipples puffy. I don't use a sauna with other people tho.
>erection
>in a sauna
You're doing something wrong, its supposed to be hot in there
>>52122983
>Fucking in sauna
The fuck is wrong with you peepol, cant you see the opposite sex naked whitout going full niggermode?
>>52126865
>also the heat makes my nipples puffy
>>52122983
why do u associate nudity with sex desu?
>>52126951
>>52127342
Wew. Didn't know such thing can happen.
Also shave those things or grow a proper chest hair.
>>52127342
Fuck, I have naturally super puffy nipple, even worse than yours. It always weird out people.
>>52127342
>tfw puffy nipples that show through my shirts
I've stopped trying to gide it, it's impossible.
>>52127342
I know that feel
>>52127518
*hide
> no fap for 3 weeks
> mixed sauna
>mixed sauna
Nope... I prefer a good walk in the mountains with the cold air filling my lungs
>>52127466
>tonnin seteli??
>>52122983
You have beter chances in a men-only sauna.
Mixed saunas are so conservative you can literally bring a child with you.
Never been to one, what if you get a boner?
Do grills just laugh it off or they call you a perv and call the cops for rape?
>>52127669
you either
-leave and put your boner in cold water
-throw more water on the sauna stove (100*C will kill your boner)
>>52127496
>>52127518
>>52127527
keep on pinching those nipples... its the only thing we can do.
>>52122983
>water on the stove
>deactivate the stiff cock -mode
If your benis :D is hard, you're doing it wrong.
>>52122983
Of course
>mixed gender sauna
Umm I don't know, does those exist?
>>52127669
You can still hide it. As long as you don't prance around with it, nobody would dare to say a thing. Getting a boner will be the most difficult, though. The hot air really puts your body under stress and should prevent any unwanted attention seekers.
Sex in the sauna is more common in the resting areas or the low temperature steam saunas. At the very large sauna in Wolfsburg we were uninterrupted for 20 Minutes in one cabin on a weekend.
>>52127924
Sweden does not have mixed gender saunas with mandatory nudity? Where is your progressiveness? Where the muslims offended?
>>52127924
only non-cis scum males are allowed in mixed saunas these days in sweden, sorry
>>52127900
>>52127803
>>52127466
>>52126951
>>52126936
>>52126902
>>52126800
Memes aside, you guys never hooked up with a girl you took to a sauna?
I'm not saying some penthouse shit in which some rando gives u a hand job real quick. I'm talking about brining a girl you actually like and using the privacy and heat of a sauna work it's magic.
I guess the most comparable thing we have in America are hot tubs. If you and your date are alone together in a hot tub, something goods about to happen
>>52128029
>it's magic
>>52127669
I think that they will start riding your dick
I doubt that they have another reason for visiting such a weird place other than waiting for some dick to get up and start riding it
>>52128029
You can't compare a hot tub with a Finnish Sauna. As I wrote here >>52127927 your best chance is to hook up in the ersting areas. But going to the Sauna isn't anything for a date or a girl you don't already know very well.
>>52122983
I've brought a few girls to my mountain cabbin where we have a sauna. Its a great way to get laid. Half an hour in the sauna i just offer them a back massage and then after a few minuttes i press my boner innto their back and whisper: "were 30 km from the nearest town.. scream all you want"
>>52128173
Good point, I also forgot that in Finland saunas are (correct me if I'm wrong) in their own buildings, while here stateside we gotta go to a gym
>>52128183
You'd think with all that money things would be easier in Norway. Maybe they are
>>52128183
10/10 fell for it
>I can get an erection in a 100C° sauna.
Now that's talent.
>>52128183
Noooice, Muhammed.
>>52128464
>not maintaining a permaboner all throughout the day to assert your dominance
Look, it's not important if anyone sees, he'll if anyone else even knows you've constantly got a rock hard woody. But you'll know. You'll know that somewhere on the streets there's a man that's more assertive than you.
So what are u gonna do? Give up, or keep ur dick hard at all times to prove to yourself that you can do anything, and that everything is possible??
>>52128286
Yes, in Finland they are seperate buildings. In Germany we also have them at gyms, but those are the shabby ones. The better ones are at public baths. They have between 3 and up to 10 seperate saunes of all kinds, large hot and cold pool, inside and outside areas, bars, sunbeds, massage parlors etc.
http://blog.young-germany.de/2011/01/the-german-sauna-survival-guide/
German saunas are different though from both Scandinavian and West European ones
>>52128029
I used to regularly go to sauna with my (now ex) gf and one of the last places you'd want to have sex is a fucking sauna.
1. I don't want to mess up my sauna with sperm and other bodily fluids, that's disgusting.
2. I can actually see some nudity without going full rape mode. I'm not some bloody sand-religion person that decides to Rape&Behead™ if he sees a glimpse of an ankle of a woman.
3. Heat. Heat is the thing. +100< celsius and your tiny cock shrinks and turns into a male vagina. Fuck your watered down "steam rooms"...
Who the hell wants to fuck in a hot tub? Literally swimming in your own sperm and pussyfluids. That's almost as disgusting as designated shitting streets.
>>52128183
topkek
>>52128838
I see you bro
Again, we don't have the legit sauna set ups with the branches hitting your back and jumping in the snow here stateside, it barely gets that hot in saunas here. You'd probably find them barbaric
As for hot tubs, you're not supposed to fuck in them you fool. Not only is underwater sex awful, most hot tubs have chlorine or other chemicals in the water. I've been told this is how girls get yeast infections and shit
It's about the intimacy of being alone with a bubbling pit of water. Don't ask me dawg I don't know shit, qts go crazy for it though. At most you make out in the hot tub then you go gtfo and go do something else
>>52128588
>>52128029
>>52122983
Well some of our whorehouses are called "sauna clubs", where everyone walks around in bathrobes, and even there you aren't allowed to fuck the woman you paid for because of hygienic rules. But as others said, if the sauna is properly heated that's the last thing you'll be thinking of inside.
>>52129079
I'm on a phone man I can't be expected to put in the correct syntax and punctuation, but thanks for linking me this image, can I save it?
>>52122983
only if you're an arab or Somali
>>52127496
>>52127518
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