Nigeria ranks 8th in the world for number of internet users and number 1 for Africa yet Nigerians never post on this Himalayan vinyl record recycling emporium.
They seem to prefer ₦airaland.
>>52120236
I wish we had more based Imperialbros on here. :'(
Nigerians won't get the references and they are anglophiles/annoyingly provincial even Lagos boys.
Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba are annoying as fuck.
>>52120268
I love you stepdad.
I spend every waking moment dreaming of Her Majesty shattering my testicles with her royal staff
Love me back dad.
I don't care if you beat me with your economic sanctions belt every you come back from the EU
Just. love. me. back. please.
>>52120427
So what's it gonna be like when UK and UN make you give up Darfur?
>>52120462
Well, they have a point. You don't just airstrike 300,000 people to oblivion and expect everything to be luvy-duvy. And the Islamists are holding a referendum for Darfurian secession around May.
Get ready for West Sudan. East will most likely follow as well. Eventually the Islamists will corner themselves in Khartoum.
>>52120321
How do you like them in America?
>>52120236
Assuming they aren't mouthbreathing retards (and on /int/ that's one hell of an assumption), why would they come post on a website where they constantly hear how ugly and retarded and dumb they are and how they deserve all the ills in the world?
>>52120749
So some Nigerians are very rich and educated but many come from terrible provincial schools that crank out degrees to anyone who pays.
It's most Igbo, apparently in the UK they do better than native Britons in testing.
>>52120583
What claim does East Sudan have for nationhood and when will I finally see your face habibi :3
>>52120913
I don't know if I am handsome or not but god do I get hard for educated Nigerian women, especially if they wear glasses. I'd marry one if I had the chance.
I did post my face luv :3 but I don't know if the French and Israeli posters deleted it.
East Sudan is composed of 100% Bedouin Arabs and people who are culturally and racially close to Ethiopia and Eritrea. Their politicans/parliamentary representatives have been calling for secession even before Darfur and the South.
>>52121033
Are they mostly Rashaida? Also please, please post it in our thread again, please
In some ways, the place doesn't seem that different from this place. There seem to be a lot more normies there, though.
>>52121101
Can't risk it m8...Yep they're Rashaida (the Beduoins). The other major group are Sudo-Ethiopians.
>>52120913
>It's most Igbo, apparently in the UK they do better than native Britons in testing.
Yes. A 2007 report on schools in London included a rare disclosure of specified Igbo performance and it confirmed that Igbos have been performing exceptionally well.
>>52121424
Sudo-Ethiopians....you mean Beja?
Post hand then :)
>>52121393
Yeah.
>>52121489
Yep, Bejas. Your knowledge of Sudanese ethnicities already outstrips mine. :)
Here's a pic of my forearm next to my mid-tower case.
>The cow didn't file report, the boy should be allowed to nack
These guys are a laugh.
>>52121653
>>52121393
Imagine a 4Chan with evangelical Christians and moderate muslims, an undercurrent of Igbo verse Islamic northerners, being the majority who obsessed over light skin fulani, Ethiopians and Somalis and the majority typing on their phones with few memes and little sense of humor.
That is nairaland.
>>52121735
Oh man, If you love these kinds of stories I have plenty of Islamist corruption ones in store
>>52121676
Mashallah you are so pale, the color would be ahkdar right?
>>52121735
lel
>>52121912
Well we have a 'colloquial racial spectrum'.
I would be called yellow or red.
'Yellow' - Egyptian-tier
'Red' - South Egyptian Tier
'Green' - Normal black like most northerners
'Blue' - Deep Nilotic or Southerner black
>>52121959
The entire country is in uproar bc of this
>Undisclosed Female Minister's son is caught with drugs alongside his best friend in his mum's complementary Camry
>Held in custody by the local police
>Mother arrives with the the Deputy (!) Attorney in a few hours
>She takes him home along with the car (evidence tampering)
>Deputy Attorney is temporarily suspended
>Minister of fucking Justice calls these 'allegations conjured by the duplicitous press'
>Certain adversarial elements in the govt force the kid to be re-arrested
>Now I am just holding my popcorn and watching how it will unfold
I have more
>>52122183
Do you have a beard?
Also more please :3
>>52122183
>Certain adversarial elements in the govt force the kid to be re-arrested
That's hilarious. Because you know they do not give a flying fuck about whether or not he did drugs. They just want the Minister to be brought down.
>>52120236
>implying Biggers can write
Topkekfam
>>52122271
Cut my Islamic beard yesterday. The people think I am a 'degenerate' because the Prophetic Sunnah states that I should keep it long.
>>52122271
>president of provincial hajj and umrah program is caught forcing himself upon a weak secretary
>sleeps with her regularly under coercion
>caught by the police and held in 24 hr custody with bail
>prior to arrest he offers a bribe
>senior-ranking policemen offer a bribe to the upstanding officer
>local governmental officials offer a bribe
>he won't budge and takes him to jail
>day of hearing
>people gather outside court
>anti-riot police arrive and confiscate phones
>charged and convicted of adultery
>sentenced with a 100 USD fine and 30 lashes
>defense lawyer claims his client would not withstand 30 lashes because of his diabetes
>sent to hospital to undergo formal diabetes testing
>doctors get threatened by the police and fake the blood sugar tests and neurology exam
>he pays the fine in cash and leaves
And to give perspective, women are sentenced to 40 lashes if they were pants here.
>>52122444
Keen political eye, faroebro. I am hoping for political bloodshed.
>>52122574
Sounds China-tier
I thought you were out of town?
>>52122574
That's terrible he got away with that but it's weird how everything is so damn transparent and no one says anything the stop the bribe culture
I follow a lot of sudani muslimmahs on another website and they will mention things like this but say nothing will change but really who would have thought Dinka and Nuer thirty years ago?
....could I see an old picture of your beard.....
>>52122529
lol you rekt yourself with your misspelling
Also Brazil has a literacy rate less than Equatorial Guinea and most of central and south America.
>>52122753
I cut it off, yesterday incidentally.
Also, 4chan is no place for a lady (and I mean that with the best of intentions :) )
>>52122802
No old picture though you can crop?
Don't worry, I've been on this website 8 years and it didn't break me or change my views/faith.
>mfw third worlders take over our safe space
The internet is getting increasingly anti european, we need a firewall
they need 4chan pass to post as far as i know
>>52122855
>No old picture though you can crop?
Surprisingly enough, I don't have a single selfie in my inventory...I am not a camera guy. I only use whatsapp to send photos of interesting things though.
>Don't worry, I've been on this website 8 years and it didn't break me or change my views/faith.
Good to know. It takes most adolescents here one visit to /pol/ to get 'redpilled' and become Trump supporters.
>>52122875
B-but we have social anxiety and we're running away from real life as well.
>>52120236
I'm guessing that it's because it's full of angsty racist white teenagers
>>52122875
>Aotearoa
>European
Implications
>>52122938
If anything this has gotten me to keep my own views.
Idk I could never understand how malleble people could be until I started to see how the people who introduced me to this website changed.
Find more confidence, I know you are a cutie from the inside out. I'm not here to say be outgoing or "extroverted" just don't be afraid of putting yourself out there.
>>52122973
I am honestly deliberating creating an Arabic/Sudanese anonymous imageboard to see how their version of /pol/ turns out.
>WE WUZ ACTUALLY KINGS
>NUBIAN HERITAGE IS BEING STOLEN
>ISLAMISTS MUST DIE
>I HAVE 3 ADDITIONAL ARABIAN BASE PAIRS IN MY DNA
Would be fun as fuck.
>>52123077
>Find more confidence, I know you are a cutie from the inside out.
I wish I could have someone as self-assured and steadfast as you for a friend (no sarcasm). You seem like a wonderful person.
>If anything this has gotten me to keep my own views.
I used to argue both sides (islam/anti-islam, feminism/egalitarianism, etc) on /pol/ before flags to practice my debate skills. Ended up developing my own personal worldview and appreciation of political and social matters, which I guess is the most valuable thing you could get out of an anonymous online space.
>>52123227
>WE WUZ ACTUALLY KINGS
no you weren't
West Africans slaves are the descendants of the pharaohs
>>52122875
Do New Zealanders and Austrailians think of themselves as Europeans? I don't know why but I always sort of have.
>>52123301
What I meant by that was White people
>>52123227
Ones DNA tests get below 50$ and international shipping gets easier I can only imagine how Topix and other websites full of North-East Africans will be.
It'll be fights between Afro-purists and the Arabophiles constantly
This is a good place to homes yourself, never let these faggots shake you though ;-)
>>52123299
Fula and Tebu are their connections to North Eastern and North Africa. Cut them slack, they aren't taught African history except Egypt.
>>52123454
>This is a good place to homes yourself, never let these faggots shake you though ;-)
Roger, bby :)
>>52123299
BOW DOWN TO YOUR OWN TRUE RULER
>>52123501
*hone
>>52123501
2/3 of the sheepshagging alliance
Just pray the notorious Aussie NZ-banterer isn't monitoring this thread
>>52123558
No probs, hun :)
>>52123656
3/3 of the Global sheepshagging alliance. Will be taking requests from fellow sheepshaggers...or anybody who wants a photoshopped we wuz image with or w/o a flag
Malian architecture is shit to be entirely honest.
>>52123741
Are you in Khartoum? Proof run not just on a proxy?
Luulin et lähit reissuu
>>52123301
Hello there in that secluded place.
How many of you post on 4chan? Just think that Faroe which has 40.000 inhabitants has more presence on 4chan than Ethiopia, which has 99.000.000 inhabitants.
And how is the weather? Are the winters mild and shitty like in Bergen or have you had already a couple of snowflakes?
Are you from Tórshavn or anywhere else?
>>52123227
I thought Christians where persecuted in suda not muslims? Also is the current Sudanese government the same one that gave refuge to bin laden before he got kicked out and told to fuck off to Afghanistan?
>>52123656
Banter battalion reporting
>>52123868
KHARTOUM PRIDE COUNTRY WIDE
I posted my face, hand, passport and beard multiple times, with timestamps.
Pic of today's paper
>>52124044
Why is a literate, english sudo,on 4chan? Did you go to school in Europe or something?
>>52123868
He is real, have you not been on here before. Have you missed his passport pic, have you missed his handsome banterful presence that come only from the deadliest despotic regimes in all of africa???
>>52122912
Can confirm
>>52124108
Tbqh I've asked him for proof multiple times because it's the only way I can get him to post pictures of his interesting life in Sudan. Too scared to just ask for proof because that might be a little straight forward and confronting. Never seen his face, only passport and a picture out his window.
>>52124165
Too scared to just ask for pics*****
>>52123946
Everybody's persecuted here if he or she isn't affiliated with the government. But Christians 10x more so.
They harbored multiple internationally wanted criminals (even non-muslim ones), Bin Laden topping the list, and for a handsome sum of money for each one.
Israel got so mad over some Hamas officials hiding out in Port Sudan they airstriked both their cars (a sonata and a Land cruiser if I remember correctly).
>>52123999
>999
Oh boy lads, time to regroup at the brothe-, er,...,farm and organize a defense
>>52124107
A fifth of all Sudanese students receive an English (IGCSE or local) education. I actually had my primary school education in Northern Ireland.
>>52124108
Such poetry. b-u-ti-full.
>>52124165
Sorry bruv, but the government is cracking down on internet activists and if they find out I am on a website with a naked woman, let alone tranny porn, I could get legit get executed. I wish I could post more pics.
>>52124044
What would happen if I came to Khartoum? Would I have lots of fun ? Saw it on the long way down documentary looked kinda nice tbqh
>>52124242
Np mate I don't want too see you executed so I won't ask anything too personal. Government sounds like a bunch of cunts tbqh.
Tbh I wanna live in Nairobi, Nigeria or something, a nice African city that's not to shitty, for a little while. Interests me desu and i like black chicks
>>52123923
>How many of you post on 4chan?
About 4-5, I think.
>And how is the weather? Are the winters mild and shitty like in Bergen or have you had already a couple of snowflakes?
Snow lies acoat the mountaintops right now. We usually have wet and soggy winters, with a smattering of real snowy weather. It usually gets really windy. Storms are normal all throughout the season. The temperature very rarely drops below -3 degrees during the winter and rarely goes over 20 degrees during the summer.
>Are you from Tórshavn or anywhere else?
From Tórshavn, yes.
>>52124376
Are you the aussie who used to make multiple black women threads a day, scared Somali grill away, posted her private pictures and always butted in whenever we were catching up or talking about makeup?
>>52124447
Nope
>>52124253
Loads of boypucci in Sudan
>>52124485
Good because he was super annoying
>>52124253
Consult with the embassy first and ensure they can eliminate any suspicion of 'foreign espionage'.
But yeah, Khartoum has some nice places but I honestly wouldn't recommend it out of respect for you. The few things you can enjoy are all haram.
>Meroe (Nubian and Kushite) Kingdoms are neglected because of 'idolatry' and 'pre-Islamic contrivances'
>Nile beach was removed
>Khartoum Museum is poorly maintained as well and several crucially important Nubian artifacts were sold by Islamists to European Curators
>Only good restaurants serve western food
>You'll probably need an escort with a car who knows the city and everyone will try to rip you off.
I wouldn't want that to happen to you desu.
>>52124376
Thanks bruv
I'd say consult someone who's traveled Africa extensively. This is a big continent and we aren't a hivemind so the difference between Macedonia and the UK culturally is a bit like Sudan and Nigeria. Someone on /trv/ or reddit could provide tons of more information than I can.
>>52124488
You having a giggle m8? A notable mayor's daughter used to pick up guys on the street and threaten them with her fathers connections if they didn't do 'devious sexual acts' with her. She'd even wear a bikini in her tinted Mercedes ML
>>52124546
>if they didn't do 'devious sexual acts' with her.
I wasn't lucky enough to be picked up so I can't say what she did but out of respect to the lovely lady in this thread I won't say what it probably was.
>>52124581
Just say it, I've been on /b/ I'm fully aware of all that men can and will do.
>>52124546
Thanks for the advice m8.
Any news stories in the mayors daughter?
Also what's your knowledge of South Sudan? What's it like?
>>52124622
No girls allowed.
>Khartoum
>Average high °C (°F)
>Nov
>35.2
(102.7)
fugg
>>52124717
I've had days like 45c
>>52124717
This is average year-round where I live.
>>52124831
Did you watch Aldo - mcgregor????????
>>52124717
I started sweating just by reading that. 15 C is a warm day here. 20C is really hot and 25 is unbearable.
>>52124800
>>52124831
looks like hell
>>52124879
I wonder how you'd deal on a 40 degree day. It's the same for me though, I can't handle cold day
>>52124622
>>52124651
>>52124622
The National Intelligence Service assigns officers at every Newspaper Agency to 'monitor' their publications prior to circulation. So stories like this are suppressed.
But like most corrputed 'Arab' girls (who are a minority and part of colleges where they collude with equally corrupt boys), they play with their 'bottom' extensively to protect their hymen (even a hymen reconstruction can be discerned prior to marriage).
>>52124717
It's cold as fuck here. I even have the fan and A/Cs off . I guess your body (hypothalamus) acclimatizes to the heat.
pic related. Lowest CPU and GPU temps since January.
>>52124855
Yes. I live in the same city Aldo was born, the bar was packed of people cheering for Aldo and they didn't stop yelling at the screen during the entire entrance.
The beer rain that followed those 10 seconds of fight was glorious.
>>52124888
you'd be surprised at the temperatures your body can acclimate themselves to after a year of living there
i grew up in one of the coldest areas in the US and moved to one of the hottest and now 40 C is quite bearable to me while i need a coat with 15 C.
as for wanting more africans to post here, unless they're all like the sudanese guy i really wouldnt want them here cause they wouldnt understand the tone of the board
>>52124990
you live in manaus? god dam that is quite remote
>>52124990
There better be an instant rematch. If Rhonda "can't box for shit" rousey got one after loosing to holly holm, them I see no reason the most dominant champion in UFC history doesn't get one after a 13 second fight
Fucking mcregor, I just want to see him loose so bad
>>52125025
>unless they're all like the sudanese guy i really wouldnt want them here cause they wouldnt understand the tone of the board
thanks luv :3
But you'd be surprised how shitposty my fellow Sudos are, even on facebook.
>>52124937
I'd probably just pass out. I remember being in Southern Europe a couple years back and it was only 30 degrees but when I first got there, just breathing felt like work because the air seemed so thick and heavy and I'm used to breathing outside being a refreshing experience.
>>52125112
Sudanese immigrants are the only people I've ever met who have managed to incorporate shot posting into IRL situations.
They're also good at gate gate crashing high school parties, stabbing a kid with a plastic knife and making a clean getaway with an esky full of alcohol.
Good night my honorable sudani habibi!
>>52125438
Fuck off
>>52125290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwkn9ZZ67oA
>>52125475
Winfield blues are cigarettes for rich people. 27 dollars a pack no shit
>>52125438
Good night 3aziziti (my beloved female friend).
>>52125462
Oi m8, she said habibi so I am now obligated to defend her honour. Don't make this hard for me and you, okay?
>>52125290
>They're also good at gate gate crashing high school parties, stabbing a kid with a plastic knife and making a clean getaway with an esky full of alcohol.
Ah, the good ole' gash and dash. A Sudanese classic.
But to be honest most of those Southerner kids were severely oppressed here and never given even the slightest educational opportunities
>>52125551
Second and third generation are the ones doing the gash and dashing mate.
Tbqh tho, we had the dirty Italians, then the smelly Vietnamese, then the slimey lebos, now the Sudanese. Children of immigrants forming gangs isn't exactly unique, the Sudanese will settle down, and Australia will have another ethnicity fucking with high school kids at parties.
>>52125078
Yes, you can only get here by either boat or a plane. Good thing is that you can actually use the canals to move around the city a lot so the traffic isn't as bad as in the rest of Brazil.
>>52125750
The Northerners there (at least the ones on facebook) sell out their country on the first opportunity and are eager to please the Aussies and integrate so you won't have any trouble with them. Wherever we go, we must please. That's why get shit on regularly by Arabs despite being well-received in their countries.
I know
>a single restaurant owner
>a filthy government-affiliated civil engineer who's studying there
>a white Coptic MP
>and a melbourne based newspaper writer
None of them seem to be the 'degenerate type'.
One day I will travel all of africa.
One day I will travel to Brunei
>>52125912
Sounds boring and very ordinary desu. I'd rather hang out with the Irl shit posting variety
>>52126197
They're too scared to appear remotely 'non-white' so you'll have to really befriend them to see their real personalities.
Personally, I don't give a shit and I spend the entire biweekly taxi-ride to the government (yes, because I hate public transportation) shit talking the government.
The one time I discussed Britain with a British-Sudanese neurologist who left the UK to fix up her home (I rarely get to meet Europeans) I talked about how many immigrants there were in London, she looked at me dead in the eyes and said
>"It's getting utterly ridiculous with the Pakistanis and Indians, every time I drive into Birmingham I see clothing lines between the terraces with tons of pakistani jalbab pants"
>>52125797
Canals?
>>52126428
>biweekly taxi-ride to the government
Sorry, Bi-weekly taxi ride to the Psychiatrist.
Found out the osteoporotic giant fractured his leg yesterday after slipping on ceramic. Hope he gets well soon because I am scared of visiting another psychiatrist for a new prescription.
