Why is this country so shit at everything?
Let's look at it
>Poor
>Fattest in the World
>Not good at any sport
>No cultural or artistic output
>No good cities or towns
>Violent
>Corrupt
>Brown
>Constantly try to enter the US illegally
Have they ever done a single good thing?
>great food
>hot bitches
>nice weather
All that matters desu
>>52117048
Nope, I mean, I like Mexican food but even then it's better when I make it myself cause the dirty fuckin spics always overgrease their shitcunt food.
>>52117081
>>nice weather
Have you ever been south of Switzerland?
>>52117081
They're food is good but the reason why they're so fat, it's not like a Mediterranean diet where it's both tasty and healthy
Most of their women are fat tbqh
And their weather is nothing to shout about, I mean there's dozens of other countries with similar climates and even better climates.
The spanish completely ruined the place and all good that it had
>>52117048
Oh boy, looks like someone had a bad time with mexican sauce
>>52117048
ye we a shit
move on
>>52117776
Not at all, just wondering why your country can't do anything right
>>52117048
Taking the bait.
>Poor
A better term would be unequal, there is a lot of money here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)
>Fattest in the world
All those tiny Islands in Oceanía take the cake
>Not good at any sport
We are better than you at boxing, pikey
>No cultural or artistic output
There is no other country in the Americas that beats our culture. No one. And about artistic output, we are also just behind the U.S.
>No good cities or towns
Mexico City
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_city
All those World Heritage Sites
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Heritage_Site
>Mexico (33) >>> UK (29)
>Violent
Yes
>Corrupt
Yes
>Brown
Yes
>Constantly try to enter the US illegally
Yes
4/10
>>52117048
I think Mexico is a pretty chill country.
Like working in a factory all day and then chilling at paradisiacal beaches drinking margaritas after work.
>>52118389
Yes you are poor as most of your country live in poverty
>All those tiny Islands in Oceanía take the cake
Oh wow, are you really counting all those meme countries with 50 people?
>We are better than you at boxing, pikey
No you aren't, we've got 13 boxing champions right now, the most out of any country
>There is no other country in the Americas that beats our culture. No one. And about artistic output, we are also just behind the U.S.
Nah, they're all better than you,
>Mexico City
It's a shithole
And World Heritage is just a scheme by keks and 3rd world countries to get more tourism
Lol, and most of your stuff is Aztect and Mayan, whereas you're spic rape babies, sorry Jose, I have as much link to them as you do
Try again next time kid
>>52119168
kek who triggered ahmed this time
>>52119224
I'm not triggered though, I'm genuinely curious why Mexico is the only country without merit.
You have a population of 122 million, you are 12th in GDP, you are a neighbour of America, yet you have nothing at all to show for it except Cartels.
>>52119224
>he makes valid points and crushes your argument
Lel triggered reterd
>>52119168
We have more than 190 champions in our history
Keep inventing sports so you can suck at them, ahmed.
>>52117048
mexico is a shithole, but there's literally no way to argue that mexico doesn't have the richest culture in the western hemisphere.
>>52119311
>implying im am the guy who made this post >>52118389
>>52119273
you are retarded if you belive most of what you posted tho
the only countries in latin america with relevant culture are brazil and argentina, and you actually belive all mexicans are racially homogeneous despite the fact that there are several indoamerican tribes in the south
>>52119326
That's because your country is full of manlets fighting at flyweight and other irrelevant weightclasses
There is no need to be butthurt Miguel, don't lose your head son
>>52119350
The rich culture of eating fried food and getting beheaded.
>>52119350
This.
Mexico would be great if it weren't such shit. Good food, rich culture, natural resources, beautiful scenery. Yet is still somehow manages to be fucked despite everything it has going for it. Really it would probably be a top tier neighbor if they ever got their shit together.
>>52119399
Brazil culturally has contributed far more than Mexico, and if you're up against countries like Nicaragua it's not hard to be better.
And you're all brown, who gives a shit how much spic or savage you have in you.
>>52119403
U.S. more than 400
Mexico, more than 160
U.K. around 60
>better
>>52119403
>Bongistan getting buttblasted when he started it
Kek just because your country is cold and sad all year and no one wants to visit it except to pet the queen while Mexico has super high tourism.
>>52119403
tell us more about fish n chips and driving on the left hand side
>>52119447
And most of those titles are from the irrelevant manlet divisions
Not to mention Britain fought a lot when there was one title as well, so ours are worth more.
>>52119446
>Brazil culturally has contributed far more than Mexico
citation needed
brazil is far more dangerous than mexico aswell
>>52119446
In wich way has Brazil contributed more than Mexico?
Really, I don't have anything against them. They are bro tier, but aside from Samba and football, what have they done?
Reported to the Sharia courts
>>52119489
We get more tourism than they do because people are scared of getting kidnapped by Cartels.
No need to defend your ancestors, Miguel.
>>52119500
>USA are this keked by Mexico
>>52119509
Paki, you suck at sports the same way your """food""" is garbage. It is written in the stars.
>all this mexishits getting b8ted
how easy is to trigger you insecure fags
>>52119509
So you're telling us that those titles don't count just because a British guy didn't won them?
>>52119562
Come on bro, toast sandwich?
>>52119572
>damage control
>its not even the brit the one who is engaging it
>>52119549
>Tourism is bigger in Britain than Mexico
>>52119513
>>52119525
What has Mexico contributed to music? Brazil has Bossa Nova, Samba, Choro et al.
What has Mexico contributed to literature? Brazil has Dias, Alencar et al.
What has Mexico contributed to cinema? Brazil has City of God, Black Orpheus et al.
Mexico has zero impact on any important movement, except maybe for makeup that white girls use to look like sugar skulls
>>52119624
It is now. Fucking cartels, man.
>>52119562
At least our food doesn't make us obese
How to create Mexican food
>Get a bunch of beans and high fat mince
>Fry it
>Eat
>>52119576
Manlets don't count, when you get good genetics maybe one day you will understand Paco
>>52119648
Joao visiting the UK detected
What Mexico has done to our world?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mexican_inventions_and_discoveries
![2647778100000578-2977404-image-m-4_1425629795024[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/joz5k6B.jpg "2647778100000578-2977404-image-m-4 1425629795024[1]")
>>52119689
>britbongs cant cout their fish into edible pieces because they had to thorw away their knifes into the knife surrender bin
holy kek!
>>52119696
Not even Brazilian, just comparing the dearth of contribution between Brazil and Mexico
>>52119624
>Chicanos in charge of facts
>>52119706
>Three Card Monte
>Snow Cones
>>52119738
Throw that in the deep fryer and the Mexicans would be all over it.
>>52119689
Just what i thought, I feel miserable for falling in the bait.
I wont say it was a good one because you're trying to hard, let me rate it.
6/10
>>52119772
funny coming from someone whose national dish is fried fish and fired potato
>>52119772
do you even know anything about mexican cuisine? kek
>>52119790
>Has to resort to muh grading troll response
Do you really think manlets in the 40s fighting over 4 flyweight titles when nobody gave a shit has any merit? Britain was too busy competing for the HW and LHW titles.
>>52119648
Last (You)
Music
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%A9same_Mucho
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Bamba_(song)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariachi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranchera
El Cascabel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contents_of_the_Voyager_Golden_Record
Jose Alfredo Jimenez, Armando Manzanero, Luis Miguel, Caifanes, Cafe Tacvba, Molotov, Mana, Carlos Santana, Jerry Garcia.
>Literature
Octavio Paz, Juan Rulfo, Carlos Fuentes, etc
>Cinema
Guillermo del Toro, Cuarón and Iñarritu.
Not counting the Mexican Golden Age of Cinema that all latin countries watched.
>>52119816
That's because that's one of our few fried foods.
>>52119820
Literally explained it all, oh and don't forget to blend some veggies and sugar for "salsa"
>>52117179
Almost all of the top 10 countries for 2015 are middle eastern. We import Mediterranean food and get thinner, they import KFC and McDonalds and get fatter. You can't make this shit up.
>British """"""food"""""""
Beaners
>>52119849
http://whenonearth.net/10-strange-british-foods-might-not-tasted-yet/
>4. Faggots
>britbongs named a dish after themselves
Poor
Mexico poor? its the 11th richest coutry.
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anexo:Pa%C3%ADses_por_PIB_%28PPA%29
>Fattest in the World
its USA
>Not good at any sport
We are the best at boxing, paddel, frontenis, soccer, baseball, american football,etc
>No cultural or artistic output
Have you heard of Frida Khalo and Diego Rivera? and Aztec and Mayan empires?
>No good cities or towns
Mexico city is the greatest in the world, Guadalajara, Monterrey,Puebla, Guanajuato,Zacatecas,Cancun, Cozumel,Veracruz, creel, Aguascalientes,etc are great cities.
>Violent
only 20 homicides per 100,000 hab. Honduras has 90
>Corrupt
African and Asians are worst
>Brown
Not all Mexicans are brown. 94 M of mexicans has Spanish and european ancestry
>Constantly try to enter the US illegally
no.
More Mexicans leaving US than entering, study says
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/11/20/more-mexicans-leaving-us-than-entering-study-says/
You dont know nothing yellow teeth.
>>52119849
right... yo literally explained the WHOLE mexican cuisine, congrats my brit fellow you're a gourmet chef now.
>>52119846
Knew you would post La Bamba, Valens was American. Notice how it's called Chicano Rock
>All these irrelevant links to music except Mariachi which is a meme genre
>The height of Mexican cinema is Kung Fu Panda 2
LEL
>>52117048
at least they have a theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX15j0naS3I
>>52119846
Any one of our categories be it music/film/literature/science/sport etc trumps all of yours combined
YOU CANNOT FABRICATE THIS TYPE OF FICTION
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
>>52119902
If I were a gourmet chef I would know nothing of Mexican "food" because it's trash for poor people.
>>52119884
Yeah, Offal isn't fatty enough for you Mexifats.
>>52119899
>This delusional post
Where do I even start Paco?
>be british
>get beheaded
In 2011 UNESCO recognized mariachi as an Intangible Cultural Heritage, joining six others of this list from Mexico.[1]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariachi
This english paki said that we mexicans dont have good films?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f8B49XuaBY
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>52119922
La bamba is from Veracruz
>>52119973
Deep fry it, smother it in plastic cheese and you've got a mexican meal right there
>>52119424
>Mexico would be great if it weren't such shit
Truly insightful
>>52120002
>be british
>be paki
>>52120002
>Be British reporter
>Walk up to the murderer two seconds later
>Still holding a bloody knife
Average British level of intelligence
>>52120002
I was in Mexico when that happened, everyone around me was going "Pffft amateur"
>>52120006
Wow a kek organisation loving the third world, what a shocker
>>52119979
>be britsh
>go to a restaurant after asking muslims for permission to eat meat
>"yeah ill take the faggots and a cup of tea"
>britbongs wil literally proceed to put faggots inside their mouth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_Kingdom
I mean, at least we have an excuse. You get fat from eating shit.
>>52117081
>>hot bitches
The average Mexican girl is 5 feet tall, overweight, and has a moustache.
>>52120008
Yeah, it's a shit song until the American Valens made it his own
>>52120055
>Be Mexican
>Go into restaurant
>Ask for food
>Cartel owned restaurant brings me deep fried human heads
>It's my mother and father
thread is haram
reported
>>52120048
>Be Britain
>Try to colonize the US
>Get shit on
>Try to colonize Australia
>Lose it
>Both countries are now much better than Bongistan
How can you even fuck up this badly?
>>52117179
>They're food
>A supposedly native speaker
How depressing
>>52120121
>mfw they didn't bringed me sauce or lemons
>>52120138
>Mexico is actually behind Bahrain and Saudia Arabia in HDI
>Mfw even Muslims are more evolved than Mexicans
>>52120012
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_cuisine
>Mexican cuisine was inscribed in 2010 on the Representative List of the Intangible Cultural Heritage of Humanity by UNESCO.
Come on m8, keep eating you beans on toast, toastbeaner.
>>52120166
>What are mistakes?
AKA Fourth Anglo-Dutch War.
British people among world's ugliest, according to BeautifulPeople.com
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/6542263/British-people-among-worlds-ugliest-according-to-BeautifulPeople.com.html
>>52120195
Well you are trying to say your country is better aren't you?
>>52120195
salem alaikum my friend
>>52120166
he is a paki
>>52120219
>Keeps posting kek organisations
Lel
And you do realise that's because of the Mayans and Aztecs right? People whom you have no relation to.
You're the Muslims of Mexico
UK is the new Caliphate hahahahaaha
>>52120226
bloddy 'ell m8
>2 shit countries arguing about who is less shitty
kek
>>52120223
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-560614/The-1688-invasion-Britain-thats-erased-history.html
>Get invaded, your current monarch overthrown and a dutch one installed
>Pretend it never happened
>Britannia rules the waves guys XD
>>52120267
>Bongistan trying to call other countries Muslim
You can't make this shit up
>productivity rates
Just above greece.
>>52120195
Sure they're modernizing Britain
>>52120226
Scientific rigour there, but Mexico knows nothing of science
>>52120239
>>52120160
>This Chicano desperately trying to defend his homeland
Pathetic tbqh
maymays aside, it's okay.
I just wish they'd stop coming here in fucking droves.
>>52120309
>British magazine
>Calling themselves ugly
>Well uh Mexico doesn't know science!
>>52120267
Is shariah againts UNESCO or something?
>>52120295
Oh wow, you posted the Daily Mail, which as well all know is the highest authority on history
>Politicians don't like King
>Invite King's sister and her husband to rule
>We totally invaded guys!
Not to mention, the GR was very good for Britain, William of Orange bankrupted the Netherlands defending Britain and also gave Britain the first stock brokers.
Cheers King Billy, you definitely liked us more than the flatlander shithole that you were born into
hahahahahahahaahah this white paki get keked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP6U6Hhy_2M
>>52120314
We're actually leaving according to recent studies, the era of the Meheeco is coming to an end my brother.
>>52120347
>Magazine
Are you Americans really stupid that you have no idea what a newspaper is?
but the food tho
i have mexican food at least 3 times a week, its so fucking good familia
>All these butthurt Mexicans
Please do try to keep your responses short lads, it's hard to keep track, it's like flies on shit
This paki sais that we mexicans are shit in sports?
and why we won in your muslism country this gold medal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd90yT9e6m4
haahhahahhahahahah
>>52120300
>mfw Britain has 3 times more GDP per hour worked than Mexico
Feels great
>celtic """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""architecture"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>52120443
>i'm not wrong, all of you are just butthurt
>>52120478
That's not celtic.
>>52120411
>Have no response
>I-Idiot don't you know the world famous The Telegraph newpaper
>Fucking newspaper
>>52120443
>Hurr durr they're all butt-hurt
Fookin Mexico Is Haram
>>52120448
Excuse me, can I get a cryptographer here?
>Mexico got only 1 gold medal
HAHAHAHHA
That's probably because the Spanish took all your gold
>>52120509
It's just british.
>>52120448
>His country won one (1) gold medal at the 2012 Olympics
Such a fable could not be envisioned
>>52117048
hhahahaha enjoy your independence,
>>52120514
>He can't clearly see that it's a newspaper
Christ, no wonder you lads are so dumb. But stick to your Cosmopolitan rag, I hear your idol Caitlyn Jenner has done something.
hahahaahahah if british pakis are so great, why dont you have the richest man like Mexico?
>>52120573
Thanks dad.
>>52120573
Spain you should have wiped them all out, this is your fault.
>>52120544
1 gold medal per 122 million
Wew
>>52120544
>>52120573
spain and mexico one heart.
>>52120573
>this butthurt the """"mighty"""" spanish """empire""" lost to some amerindiand armed with stones and rocks
>>52120578
Now he's talking shit about Americans, Dis Gon Be Gud
I don't know who is more cringeworthy, the bong or that one deluded meheecan.
>>52120578
>Implying I even clicked the link
It says .uk right fucking there why the hell would I know it was a newpaper just from the link?
>>52120521
Better your butt to hurt than your head
>>52120595
>unironically being proud of this
>>52120654
>He doesn't read articles before commenting on them
Even if your flag was not present, I would know you were an American
>>52119500
Not the faggot OP but I'll bite.
We drive on the left-hand side of the road because most people are right handed so it would enable you to draw your sword if needed at oncoming riders.
And RE right hand (shamelessly ripped from wiki because I couldn't remember exact reason although I knew it was to do with this)
n the late 18th century, the shift from left to right that took place in countries such as the United States was based on teamsters’ use of large freight wagons pulled by several pairs of horses. The wagons had no driver's seat, so a postilion sat on the left rear horse and held his whip in his right hand. Seated on the left, the driver preferred that other wagons pass him on the left so that he could be sure to keep clear of the wheels of oncoming wagons.[46] He did that by driving on the right side of the road.
A lot of countries that traditionally drove on the left switched over to the right after WW2 and surplus Yank vehicles. We didn't because we like to be different lol. Pain in the arse tbqh - although I can adapt between the 2 perfectly easily - which I think people who are used to LHD vehicles struggle with more - just through lack of practise.
...I realise nobody was seriously asking but I think it's quite interesting.
Also: butt-blasted Brit. Mexico are much better boxers. But that is about all we can give them credit for.. That and their food.
british beauty
>>52120638
>The mighty mexicans lost to the common cold
Can you believe it?
>>52120638
>lost to some amerindians armed with stones
>not lost to spaniard criollos armed with spanish army and some native auxiliars
please.
>>52120694
huh
thanks for sharing
>>52120694
wasnt naopleaon the one who changed the driving way from right to left?
One thing that I've learned from Liveleak is to never visit South-America
>>52120694
>hurr durr muh qi history
fuck off paki
>>52120697
Add 70 lbs and paint her brown, she is now Miss Mexico
>>52120821
Mexico is North America
and we are awesome. I dont care what this ugly paki is saying.
>>52120840
>So butthurt he even lashes out at his fellow Pakistani brothers
What a shame
>>52120870
Denial is not just a river in Egypt
>>52120870
>north america
lmao pedro.
>>52120889
>so butthurt he leaps to his mexifat brothers
go on paco, get your head chainsawed off like your father
>>52120864
Meme price, but still
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Universe
>England is the most successful nonwinning country
>nonwining country
>>52120864
Mexico 2 miss universo
UK pakis 000000000000
hahahahaahahahah
>>52117048
>Why does everyone on /int/ hate Britain ;____;?
Now you know why
>>52120801
Apparently so. TIL. Also the shift to LHD started before WW2 cos of Ford etc.
>>52120889
Speaking of Joe Dakis.. Amir Khan is actually one of my favourite fighters. Not personality wise, but stylistically he's great to watch, cos he's actually very good but likes to get drawn into toe-to-toe wars (which theres a very good chance he'll lose)
>>52120984
>most successful
I can understand how those words are confusing to a Mexican.
>>52120944
At least we aren't north africans.
This is from elementary school paki
>>52121027
>NONWINNING
>He doesn't understand his own language
>>52120998
See you in the Euros m8
>>52121035
Right, your ancestors were just raped by them
>>52120370
>BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
>>52121035
>p-pero europa empieza en gibraltar!!!
Fun thread desu senpai
>>52121035
Actually you are.
>>52121074
just like the current people in brittain are being raped by pakis
too much eel pie, Muhamed?
>>52121074
How far are we going to get in the Euros? I looked at the draw and we could easily get to Semis IMO. Don't follow football apart from Intl tho. (Of course we won't but yeah.)
>tfw no qt british gf
>>52121172
eel pie are great tho
>>52121081
Great response, I can just taste the butthurt
>>52121145
And like how the Cartels are raping your freshly cut stumps?
>>52121180
GOING TO WIN IT LA
But we will probably go far barring any fuck ups, semis looks like a good shout
>>52121185
hehuehuehueheuehuehue
British are a mix of donkeys and ogres hahaahaahahha
we are the best country
>>52121259
kek I know
>>52121035
no. you are baby raped of north africans and amerindians. enjoy it. lel.
>>52121237
Butthurt about?
>>52120370
This one reeks of a lot more butthurt
>>52120223
Or this one
>>52121399
>Got completely btfo by Britain
>No you are the butthurt ones
Lel
>>52121389
Send more qts mom
>>52121389
siesta is over manolo go back to work
brtis BTFO
not even allah could save them
pense que manolo estaba de nuestra parte
Meanwhile UK has quasimodo
Mexico has ninel conde
>>52121516
Uno pensaría que con eso de
>Malditos piratas, devuélvanos el oro, joder tío
La madre patria estaría de nuestro lado, pero meh
>>52121516
debe ser gallego
>>52121581
al principio le dijo al ingles que disfrutara el 4 de julio jajaajajaja uno de ustedes lo hizo enojar al galle jaajajajaj
>>52121581
lo siento pero Mexico me cae muy mal por los retrasados de youtube que estan todo el dia dando por culo con el doblaje en castellano
I repeat
>>52120645
Man it got real Spanish in here real fast I'm out
>>52121656
>ONDA VITAL
>>52121656
en parte tiene razon, pero no pueden ser tan hijos de pta los galles para decirle onda vital al kame o cactus a bellota jajajaajajajaj o homer a homero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Iam1rm4lhM
>>52121525
>image macro replies
that's how i know you're butthurt
>>52121697
yo son goku lo veia en gallego la verdad xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x71EGrfoS2g
>>52117048
Not muslim check.
intro de las super nenas con cactus
WTF SPAIN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3arNat71K4
>>52121762
>Not getting he's being baited into posting
>>52117048
Brought tacos to the civilized world.
>>52121796
Being muslim country is worse than anything, so that is beat every negatives factors.
>>52121768
ese esta mucho mejor que en castellano
>>52121974
>>52121796
russia best ally
>>52122005
agallas, el perro cobarde
LOBEZNO ES WOLVERINE JAJAJAAJJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0MJDdA4bTs
>>52122047
>agallas
ayyyyy
>>52120267
>Brit calling other muslims
fucking lmao
>>52120314
I hope you're prepared for the era of muslims and DESIGNATED, my amigo.
CREO QUE LOS FEOS INGLESES SE FUERON
>>52120239
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