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>>52116769
>danmark och skåne
mener du ikke bare danmark?
is den cum from swe cock?
Alluha akbörk. Jag tråd för kvinnor svenska min björn.
>>52117522
kalla det vad du vill
>>52117610
>I thread for women swedish my bear
>>52116769
how can i get refugee status?
resbond bls
>>52117872
>claim to be muslim from guerrero
>help pls im escaping drug war
WHEN SWEDEN PLAYS DENMARK IN FOOTBALL THE SCORE THING SAYS "SWE - DEN"
ROFL
>>52117872
Why would you want refugee status? There are no houses left so you'd have to live in tents together with ayrabs in the middle of fucking winter
Anita er min feminismefu
>>52118017
>>52118083
ja!
>>52117847
Min svenska är inte bra. Jag pluggar. Aren't guys named björn? And that means bear? That's badass.
>>52118164
Yeah if you're a 54 year old lumberjack from Norrland
>>52116769
Du kunne tatt med Sor-Norge også. Der snakker de nesten dansk.
>>52117872
How do you have better english than any mexican I've met who's lived in the US for years?
>>52118246
high tier educated mexican
poor
but educated
>dansktråd
>bara en dansk i tråden
suck
>>52118291
all the /insert country/ generals are trash anyway
>>52118291
Ööööh nej, jag är från Skåne. Vi er påger hele bunten og Kobenhavn er vår hovedstad!
>>52117872
>refugee status
>in Denmark
lmao good luck
>>52118368
why are you so rude?
are europeans you tolerant and progressive with muslim and african savages?
>>52118401
Denmark and Sweden are not the same country my man.
Our current government hates refugees. They literally put adds in Middle Eastern papers about how they had reduced the funds for refugees to make them choose other countries to migrate to.
>>52118401
Denmark is not tolerant at all.
Fuck, the reason for why there aren't many Danes on /int/ is because they're all shitposting on /pol/ and /b/
If that doesn't give you a hint at what our country is like, then I dont know.
also this >>52118491
>>52118491
thats a nice way of killing my refugee dreams m8
thanks
>>52118520
No it's because Danes are normies, too busy posting on Facebook.
I lufthavnen favæ
![a21[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5hrx2D0.jpg "a21[1].jpg")
>dkn man kan se Köpenhamn från sitt fönster
Så nära men än så långt.
>>52119017
>living in Malmö
you ok senpai?
>>52119017
hör du skottlossning dagligen också eller?
>>52119091
Nej, jag är inte ok. Detta är inte ok.
>>52119137
Det brukar hålla sig till blatte områdena, men det stjäls en jävla massa överallt.
>>52119017
Är inte detta ett jagjag? Köpenhamn är väl alldeles för långt borta för att kunna ses från svenska kusten? När jag stod på Malmö strand kunder jag inte se ett skit borta i horisonten.
>>52119194
Om jag bodde i Malmö så skulle jag nog fått fnatt och kört en Breivik för länge sedan. Tack gode gud att jag bor i en lugnare del av Skåne
östkust är tröstkust
>>52119208
Alt afhængigt af vejret. På en god dag kan jeg se Sverige oppe fra det nordlige Bornholm.
![CML%20Öresundsbron%205[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j4tjXyu.jpg "CML%20Öresundsbron%205[1].jpg")
>>52119208
Absolut inte. Det är bara 14 km från kust till kust.
>>52119287
Önskar jag bodde i nordöstra runt Ivösjön. Finaste stället i hela skåne.
Bump for danmark
Här danskbror, ha en bump.
>45 dage til eksamensopgave
>42 dage senere og jeg er knapt igang
>>52125672
Kvalitet frem for kvantitet
>>52126695
Hvad linje går du på?
I hear Denmark is actually uncûcking themselves.
>>52128444
That would imply we were ever keked to begin with.
>tfw people always associate us with Sweden
>>52128444
>>52128154
.. kandidatgrad.
>>52128528
>>52128609
Is the DPP very popular?
>>52128528
People generally associate the Nordic model with socialism desu, and socialism usually implies Sweden tier social policy. Is this not the case?
>>52128875
immigration policy*
and no, our politicians are actively advertising against immigrating to Denmark
that, and our media isn't owned by a jewish family
>>52116769
>No Slesvig-Holsten
>>52128814
second largest party
largest party in the current government
nearly ded
>>52129027
>largest party in the current government
Du kender godt forskellen på regeringen og folketinget ikke?
>>52122539
>converted to islam
>dricker öl
du vad
>>52134535
Danskere tilbyder en muslim öl, men hvem ved hvad er i flasken? Jeg har ikke lavet billedet
lykke
>>52117872
>Not kidding
Just show up to a police and he'll drive you to the migration board.
Right now we have so many migrants, that anyone who's simply seeking asylum
(Not seeking a green card)
don't need to get a background check, no teeth test to measure your age, they don't even take fingerprints.
All they do is check your blood.
If you're 22, say your 17
If you're 32, say your 17
If you're 42, say your 17
If you're 42, say your 17
The migration board doesn't care.
If you have 5 people in your car, and you outnumber the toll, guess what, the toll won't investigate you.
http://www.svt.se/nyheter/regionalt/skane/reglernas-konsekvens-slapper-forbi-vapen-och-knark
So you can be smuggled in, even if you're a criminal.
WELCOME TO SWEDIZTAN
>>52136504
Oh, that last link was a state-sponsored media outlet ''refutation''
here's the article for you to google translante, Paco
>>52136504
Didn't you just impose border control?
>>52136504
WHAT
THE
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>>52136800
Dont be surprised
They dont check refugees age because its intolerant to imply that they're lying to get better benefits.
Though doctors say that it's because its unreliable test their age with their current methods.
>>52117872
>>52136659
>>52136800
http://www.gp.se/nyheter/sverige/1.2863526-kritik-fulla-bilar-stoppas-inte-
>>52136800
I suspect Sunni corruption in Swedish realms of power.
it's happened in the U.S. too.
Ask your self, how many prisoners in Guantanamo bay are Shia?
