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>new thread this late
>canada
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We should really become an isolationist continent. We don't need anyone else and we could easily defend ourselves for pretty much forever.

We'd be the greatest thing ever.
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I wish mom would tuck me in.
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>>52114467
because vegetarians think they have moral superiority and must inform you of your sins, it's no different than jehova's witnesses coming do your door
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wish all niggers and nigger lovers were dead tbqh
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Kekold :^)
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>>52114843
>Greenland's face
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I'd glady be a kekold
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2006 - 2009 internet
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>>52114913
t. evil racist white cis male
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The numbers identifying this post will end in two digits being indentical
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>>52114954
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Nah
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>>5211495
Nice moves bro but check mine
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This post will NOT end in repeating numbers
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Monkey :)
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donald trump is basically /b/
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>>52115086
chicano
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>>52115108
Think about it
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>>52114993
Doubles xD
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>wake up
>need to shit
>toilet is busted because the chinese quality porcelain couldn't handle your mom's fat burger ass
>everyone's at a party you weren't invited to so no neighbours to ask if you could use their toilet
>get outside and dig a hole
>suddenly find huge amounts of oil pouring out of the hole

What do you do?
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Literally have no hype for new star wars. I just don't really care about star wars. I'll probably go see it in a few weeks
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>>52115203
sell it to america and get rich
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>>52115203

Run. If the oil is that close it's about ready to swallow the entire block
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Having a good night lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk
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facebook friend invited me to a party

gonna ignore it
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>>52115203

>everyone's at a party you weren't invited

This implying I know people to not invite me some where
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>>52115260
man, I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Mexico.

Enjoyed it thoroughly and now I'm back to my pathetic life here
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steps on how to get a gf:

step 1:
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>>52115310
Why?
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>>52115341
Because it was so damn fun, and I can't do any of the shit in America as easily, that I did in mexico
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>>52115391
like what? cut another persons head off?
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>tfw no Colombian bf
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>>52115203
draw a giant swastika on the ground with your poo to stop the jew horde from claiming the oil
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>>52115411
that was a good meme
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>the haven't had sex in 2 weeks
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>>52115391
That's pretty true you can do a lot of shit here because cops really don't care of anything besides eating all day.
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>>52115439
>tfw haven't had sex in 21 years
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>>52115424

>poo swastikas

THE DEAN OF 4CHAN HAS TO STEP DOWN NOOOOOOOOOW!
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>>52115317
B urself
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I don't want to wait a week.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA
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>>52115317
Stop watching anime
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>>52115446
man, this must be true. i did not see any local police. only saw federal police once, and they were just sitting outside their own police station
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>>52115471

>clock arms are the same length

TERRIBLE/10
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>>52115487
It seems they have a problem
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>>52115487

A FUCKING FERN
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If a guy who owes child support and alimony blows his brains out, does that mean the wife/mother doesn't get any more money? Or does uncle sam step in at that point
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Carmela, por favor, podrías cerrar la puertaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
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>>52115519
The minute hand is on the five.
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We need to unite, form a North American coalition, and destroy that BBC poster loose on the board right now
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>>52115628
I don't venture outside of /cum/ anymore
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>>52115628
Or we could ignore and report him.
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Goddamn, isn't failing out of college enough?
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>>52115667
You are literally Obama's response to ISIS
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>>52115317
Step 2: Go outside
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>>52115695
dropping out was enough for bill gates
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World is turning
Hope it don't turn away...
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>>52115695
Bout to take my finals tomorrow (FUCK I mean later today). Wish me luck lads
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I have no idea what to do in life, m8s. I don't like thinking about the future
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>>52115727
>>52115755
Uh-huh.

Anyone else here?
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lentes de sol
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>>52115813
If that guy cleaned up and worked out he'd probably be decent looking
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>>52115765
just spent the past two hours going through almost all possible government jobs. Looks like the coast guard is pretty much my only option since I dont want to join the military, fug. Do you have any idea of what you want to do
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>>52115813

LINK
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>>52115849
it's a satire video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcLDpq6ONHo
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Good night lads I'm going to take a siesta
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>>52115840
Canadian coast guard sounds pretty legit, 2b. H.
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>>52115915
Buenas noches cabron
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>>52115915
I'm off to bed to m80s. Got organic chem final in 8 hours
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hey mexibros I'm thinking of taking a vacation to puerta Vallarta. Is it a good spot to meet Mexican folks and have a good time? Is it safe from beheadings?
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>>52115915
Sweet dreans,
>>52115962
Finals are done.
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>>52115975
Dude I literally just got back from there on Saturday. Ask me anything
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>>52115916
I do like the idea of getting to wear a military beret 2bqh.

Also, all of the erp gayposters are gone tonight. Maybe they went and found a new home after all
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Obsessively checking my grades every 5 minutes even though it's 4AM and nothing will be posted right now
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>>52116075
How's the nightlife? Is it all tourists or are there native cities around ?
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And nitey nite.
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>>52116128
It is a great city, plenty of fun restaurants and bars. You won't have any problems meeting Mexican folks and having a good time.

It's also safe from that kind of violence. There's a lot of security because of its status as a tourist area.

You can even head up to Bucerias or Sayulita as well, which I recommend.
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>>52116078
I think they just started emailing each other or something.
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>>52116324
Win-win situation for all
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>>52116324
I'm all for the end of /r9k/ posting.
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>>52116324
either that or just went back to memechan perhaps. Either way, I agree with >>52116340
I like them as people but it makes more sense to erp somewhere else
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>>52116566
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Have fun proxy posting with yourself.
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>>52116621
You too, me!
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>>52116566
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Americans and Canadians are b-bros, r-right g-guys?
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>>52116714
Except Quebec, yes
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>>52116714
Yeah, until Trudeau was elected, sorry.
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>>52116714
Yes
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Is Gorillaz Anime because I like that
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youre in the club and this guy comes up and smacks your girlfriends ass, what do you do?
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>>52116875
immigrate from the middle east and kill him
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>>52116910
>>52116884
>>52116857
>>52116822
>>52116794

delet this
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I often wonder what made you as you are.
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homestuck
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Anyone want to talk about the Weather?
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>>52117008
homostuck
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>>52117051
Too warm, it's annoying.

It rained when I biked to work. In general I'm not happy with this weather.
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>>52117051
mild tbqhwym8.

has abrley snowed at all, like twice since october. probably won't have any on christmas either.

although January and February will be better
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>>52117115
I fell asleep
how dissapointing
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>>52117051
I haven't gone outside in a couple weeks
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>>52117170
I'm about to go to sleep
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I can't sleep, i've taken some benzos, and some tylenol cold and flu (nighttime) cause it has the antihistamine in it. not even feeling tired
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>>52117290
]htzzzzzz
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>>52117380
I spend too much time drawing faces
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>>52117351
Oh man thats another thing i miss about being in Mexico

prescription drugs available everywhere
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bedtime
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>>52117510
>2015
>sleeping
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gaga, lady
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>take NyQuil to try to fall asleep at a reasonable time because I have to get up at 7AM and got up at 3PM yesterday
>wake up after 4 hours, wide awake at 2AM
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>>52117665
This
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mi pobre angelito
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>>52117843
oi m8 fancy a pint at the pub
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>>52117893
Yeah lad smashin
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I'm starting a cum general thread containing pictures of /cum/ destroying the /brit/ish menace. Anyone have any pictures pertaining to this?
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>>52117941
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>>52118216
"no"

>>52118232
Farage 4 PM tbH
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>>52118336
I couldn't agree more. What's he up to nowadays?

He strikes me as the quintessential British man.
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>>52118424
The EU referendum is next year for us, so he's going around the country campaigning for us to leave it. He also has a radio show and appears on TV quite a lot still. More and more of the public are warming to him thankfully
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>>52118517
Is there any chance that the UK will actually leave, or is it wishful thinking?
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>>52118608
50/50 according to the polls 2bh. We're generally afraid of drastic change as a country but the immigration crisis is finally waking people up
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>>52118684
i'm definitely ignorant on this whole situation, but as an outsider, to me, it just seems that the UK can't keep taking mass amounts of immigrants when there's no where to put them

I don't know when it became a crime for a country to be primarily concerned with its own citizens and people who are already in the country vesus those who might come to the country
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What do embers "do" ?
Are they lit, do they spark, etc?
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>>52116875
Just wait, he'll be dead soon.
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>>52118869
please respond
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>>52118779
Yeah I know, it's the PC brigade making sure anyone who dares to be concerned with British people and values as racist. Farage is often made out to be Hitler in the media, but more and more people are seeing through it
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>>52119281
>w-wait, I take it back! Black lives don't matter THAT much!
Why do you guys still put up with this?
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>>52119436
Shooting black people is a hate crime.
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>>52119436
What exactly are you supposed to do

In most cases they are just exercising their rights to free speech and free assembly
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>>52119524
>In most cases
>White Americans are that c ucked by blackie that only breaking the law sometimes is now ok
MY SIDES
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>>52119570
In the cases where they are not following the law they are taken down like in the WebM I posted

I don't see your point. It's not really some centralised movement.

Also I'm black, not white. I just don't care for BLM
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>>52118869
>>52119053
please respond
or do you not know your own language?
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>>52119741
It's an odd question but it's just a really hot piece of coal in my experience. Not on fire but hot enough to glow
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>>52119644
It seems pretty centralized to me
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>>52119741
It doesn't have to be coal I guess, can be charcoal it or wood or wherever
>>52119842
Then I don't think you've been following it at all. There is a national organization but quite a few of the more embarrassing rallies they've had have just been ad hoc groups adopting the title
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>>52119901
I haven't been following it as I don't really care about movements, I'm just trying to make my temporary job permanent
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>>52119794
>>52119901
No I mean what is the verb used to describe what embers do?
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>>52119975
I don't care for the group but I've found many people on this site get their full opinion about the group from /pol/ who are fucking clueless when it comes to most things remotely involving African Americans
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>>52120065
Have seen glow and smolder used
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>>52120065
They glow and then die

Not sure what you're looking for
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>>52120071
what's your version of the truth about them, then?
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>>52120130
>>52120122
Okay, thank you.
What's the verb used to describe when they start glowing?
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>>52120181
I think it's just smoldering, since that is like a form of flameless combustion
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>>52120181
The embers formed as the heat rose
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Guys, I think I found her
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>>52116723
Why ?

#FeelConcerned
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>>52120510
You better fucking act on it

Also congratulations
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>>52120550
Kek
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>>52120550
1763
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>>52120644
Sad year for Americas

>>52120577
wot

Saved btw
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Are the universities really as bad as all the internet stories these days? Everytime I go online I want to come home a little less
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>Canadians saying "God save the Queen" in American accents
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Fucking hate this time of year.
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>>52122638
The liberal arts universities are all utter trash. State schools are usually nice.
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>>52122638
Go to STEM heavy state schools like >>52122766 said. There's a lot of upper middle class Chinese kids at my school as well as upper class Africans and those south east Asian countries with muslims.
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I failed algebra many times and don't understand this please someone give me a hint
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>>52122743
Why bud?
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>>52122917
Well Christmas for one thing. It's like the whole country turns into a shopping mall. Everyone's out spending money on stupid useless shit like smart watches and selfie sticks. Without a doubt the worst holiday.

And right around the corner you have New Years which I hate because it's nothing more than a reminder of the previous year's failures and my fading potential.
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>>52123278
I hope this doesn't come across as condescending but don't worry about what other people are doing, they're constantly going to do dumb shit like buy selfie sticks that extend to three feet and other meme items. Just focus on you, bud. All you can do.
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>>52123381
Hard to ignore it when it's fucking everywhere. I'm pretty much done with consumerism and capitalism in general.
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So which state is the best to live in Ameribros?
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>>52123855
Maine or Washington
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>>52123966
I unfortunately knew a literal fag from Maine and he'd say otherwise.
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>>52124033
It does have bad parts (rural Maine is essentially incestland) but Portland is great and all the seaside communities are great too. Vermont and New Hampshire also fare nicely.
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>>52123855
Anywhere in New England. Coastal cities in the Mid-Atlantic region are usually pretty great too. Just stay away from the Deep South and Southern California and you can't really go wrong tbvh
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>tfw gf
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>>52124319
>Anywhere in New England. Coastal cities in the Mid-Atlantic region are usually pretty great too. Just stay away from the Deep South and Southern California and you can't really go wrong tbvh
>Newark
>Baltimore
>The entire state of New Hampshire
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>>52124520
>Newark
>Coastal
The Carolinas, Virginia, and the Jersey Shore are maximum comfy zones. You're thinking of the bigger cities too much. There's plenty of spots along the Atlantic Coast that I could die happy in
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My mom!
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>>52124825
The Queen of England gets dicked down by Trump WHEN
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>>52124825
?
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give me some special exclusive /cum/-memes
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>>52125359
cum lol

Being a homosexual

Being a homosexual who also posts anime

This place is honestly just more comfy and less meme generating
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>>52125359
gas yourself
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>>52125608
*gases myself*
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There is a huge storm going on.
I got stuck twice in the snow this morning, once in the fucking parking lot and once in the middle of the street, and had to spend an hour shoveling the snow out from behind my tires.
The plows literally drive by once every 30 minutes and the streets still have 2 inches of snow before they come back.
Jesus Christ what is this madness /cum/ snow is supposed to be comfy not ruin my morning.
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>>52114843
What is this yellow flag? I've never seen it before.
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>>52125359
BASED-ball
mute and ignore Lmm and CIA
Gay Weebs
No Bullying
USA-Posting best posting
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>>52125962
That is the state flag of New Mexico. Funnily enough Americans can't actually recognize it either.
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>>52126067
Frig off bro
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I keep having dreams where my parents get divorced
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Should I cheat on my gf brahs?
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>>52127247

No. If you don't love her anymore, end the relationship and then get together with the other girl. Cheating isn't the right thing to do unless she cheated on you too.
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>>52125359
exclusive

>>52127247
no
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>>52127247
Would you care if someone cheated on you. Because if you do, and you're still asking that question, I'm not sure what to tell you.
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>>52125962
New Mexico.

One of the most ignored states in the union.

There's not much outside of the major cities but if you don't mind the heat then it's alright.
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>>52128227
>hippies
>poor Mexicans
>VERY hostile Native Americans
>nothing but desert

Ignored for good reason, anon
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>>52115411
Xaxaxaxxaxaxa
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>>52115439
>tfw yesterday morning
best part of my day...got much stupider after that ;_;
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>>52115487
Conductor, we have a problem
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>>52115203
i fuggin hate cheap toilets. fug.
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>>52115225
literally same. has it even come out yet?
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>>52114905
w t f is up w all the mexicans jehovas witnessess churches. had some mexican kids come to the door the other sunday it was like jejejjejejejejeejjejejejeje u wot amigo
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>>52127247
obviously
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Nuke Mexico when?
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Any other Ameribros or Canabrps trying to learn Spanish? How do? I have a baseline shitty high school Spanish education, so it's not like I need to learn much in terms of vocabulary, but syntax and verbal conjugations are super confusing to me
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>>52128922
anime y duolingo AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
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>>52115203
>Government owns the mineral rights
>Property gets expropriated for market value
>Real estate market is still shit
>Property sold By government to imperial oil
>The whole neighbourhood becomes an oil field and causes vast amount of environmental damage
>Left with a few thousand dollars from undervalued property
>Spend a few nights at a hotel
>Go to McDonald's to get food for the family
>Get shot
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>>52129004
Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuck fagime tb very motherfucking h with you
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fresh off the facebook presses

are niggers really this deluded?
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>>52128856
Rude.
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Lost my wallet for the first time today. How epic
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>>52129305
Face it, Its nothing short of what you deserve
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>>52129466
Cancel those cards son
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>>52129530
Nvm just found it :DDDDDD
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>>52128922

Listen to spanish music.
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What does Greenland have to do with anything?
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>>52129640
They also hate seals.
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>>52129724
Actually they're probably the only people in the world who respect seals. They depended on seals for their survival for most of their history and they would leave a cup of water for hunted seals as a sign of thanks for their sacrifice.
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I don't like thick bitches, only skinny bitches.
Is there something wrong with me /cum/?
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>>52130020
Low test beta
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>>52130020

https://youtu.be/eIri9YLHpOg
Listen and think again.
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>>52114872
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>>52129785
clubity club club
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>>52130093
How can I increase my test.
I already lift big and take cold showers.
Still can't get enough of that dfc tho
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>>52130160
Stop fapping for a bit. Might just be me, but if i don't fap for a while I like increasingly larger women
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>>52130119
Those are some dank rhymes, but sadly I remain unconvinced.
Thanks for the help tho
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>>52130221
I'll try.
It's taken me years to stop watching porn, so I imagine that it will be hell to try to stop fapping.
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howdy. how are you?
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>>52130313
Not so well.
I'll make it though.
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>>52130370

don't give up. you'll make it. i believe in you.
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>>52130313
About to get fucked in the ass by my final exam
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>>52130160
Reminder that jacking off to two people that aren't you having sex is kekolding
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>>52130480
Thank you.
Today I will try my best because some anon in Turkey believes in me.
>>52130520
It happens man.
But you have to be resilient. There's not much you can do at this point, but you can still learn from the mistakes you made this semester to not fuck up again next semester.
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>>52130560
Haven't done this in a while.
Thanks for the advice, but to be honest I'm getting tired of cukolding being mentioned every other post.
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>>52130520
>>52130668

mates don't worry.

here is a list of things you can do while i can't.

>visiting Detroit
>visiting Wisconsin
>shopping in walmart
>living in a midwest suburb
>eating now and laters and poptars non-stop
>voting for Jeb Bush

so don't give up the hope.
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>get to explore an empty campus next week without being beauty shamed
Can't wait
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>>52131086
>beauty shamed

what is that
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Is Mexico worse than Turkey?
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>>52131086
u wot m8
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Hit the submit quiz button at the end of my final by mistake before checking my answers

Fml lads
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>>52131112

Mexico and Turkey are soul mate countries with a very similar culture so stop try to start a fight between us.

Chicanos por favor.
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>>52131143
>online quiz

You have a bullshit major, so why don't you shut your mouth.
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>>52131243
In class of 20 students dumbass
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>>52131112
Mexico is at least Catholic, unlike Turkey who destroyed the beautiful Sancta Sophia then made it a mosque and now a fucking museum. Disgusting tbqfh. Plus Mexican food is GOAT
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>>52131243
You clearly haven't been in college in awhile. All my classes have online quizzes now
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>>52131311
The fact that your class size is small has nothing to do with the fact that only a meme class offers an online final.
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>>52131378
LOL

No wonder the whole lot of you can't find jobs
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>online final exam

Wait, what? Can't you just google everything?
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>tfw just started 25-day-long vacation
I'm going to masturbate so fucking much
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>>52131448
If the class is small enough it makes 100% more sense to do an online quiz. What was your major btw?
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>>52131715
I went to grad school for chem, but they would never have let us do that shit. It really devalues a degree, I would think.

Like this guy says, I'm sure a ton of you just cheat.
>>52131685
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>>52131448
It's basically just homework grades so you don't have to rely on 2 tests for your whole fucking grade. The whole sum of all the quizzes are usually worth no more than 10%. Plus we can spend class time actually learning instead of 20 minutes on BS quizzes
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>>52131143
>>52131243
>>52131311
>>52131378
>>52131408
>>52131448
>>52131715
what are you studying?

I'm in mech engineering and I have no online quizes. It seems like a completely retarded idea.
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>>52131827
Yeah online finals are one thing, but quizzes aren't finals. That's why they're called quizzes, not finals

>>52131881
Management Information Systems
>>
>pitchfork top 100 songs of 2015
>mostly black
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>>52131925
Yeah but they're worth points, right? What percent of your grade is from online?
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>>52131985
>Acknowledging pitchfork
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>>52131881
For mech engineering it makes sense to not have online quizzes because you have to prove you know the math. But my economics courses really only require simple algebra and solid understanding of concepts and definitions, so it makes more sense

>>52131996
Like 10%. It's never been that big a factor. The tests are worth 25% a piece, and then there's usually a paper or project worth 15%
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>>52131925
>Management
into the bin it goes
>>
>Tfw itchy butthole
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>>52132135
>economics
into the bin it goes
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>>52132160
>tfw asshole on fire from 2 days of diarrhea and walmart brand toilet paper
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>>52131881
Im studying CIS. Makes sense to do written quizzes for the math centric stem majors although chem lacks real math. The grad school grading environment must be much more serious though
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>>52132148
>>52132213
>Quick list of economics majors
HW Bush
Ronald Reagan
Gerald Ford
Donald Trump
Bill Belichick
Schwarzenegger
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Who /lunch break/?
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>texting with qt from class
>ask her if she wants to study for our exam tomorrow
>15 mins later and no reply
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>>52132512
now make a list of engineering majors
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>>52131685
Duh. How else do you think Americans get degrees?
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>>52132597
you invite her to study
chad makes her his fuckbuddy
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>>52131685
For my criminology final, I just found a free online .pdf version of our textbook (which is odd because a physical copy costslike $20) and Ctrl+f'd keywords from each question since they were more or less written verbatim from the book.
I got a hundred percent without studying for so much as a minute.
>>
>>52132611
It's filled with literally who's and software engineers (glorified computer science) like Bill Gates , or people who simply were engineers, despite ever specifically studying engineering, like Nikola Tesla.
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>>52132597
>Texting qt from class, trying to chill with her
>Ask her what she's up to
>7 hours later when it's too latefor me to do anything, get a reply
>"just chilling lol wbu"
I spent the rest of the day beating World at War on Veteran so I guess it wasn't a total loss.
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morning, lads
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>>52133372
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>>52132597
people go more than 15 minutes without looking at their phone, bud
for all you know she's in the shower, napping, or is just otherwise busy
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>>52133739
>she's in the shower
Hot
>>
>work out a scenario that results in getting a girl's number in my head
>feels like I'd be walking off a cliff when it actually comes to putting it into action
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>>52133902
What's the scenario?
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>>52133972
im just talking in general. I dont even like any girls right now.
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>At work
>Have bad stomach ache
>Realise I have to shit really bad
>Rush to bathroom
>"under renovations sign" on the door
>Fuck it, the other bathroom is too far
>Rush in and sit on a toilet, don't even lock the stall it's swinging open
>Unleash mount Vesuvius from my ass
>Look to toilet paper dispenser; it hasn't been stocked yet FUCK
>Get up, autoflush didn't work, push handle still nothing.
>Realise the bowl had no water so the plumbing must not be connected
>huge deep brown shit splattered over the new porcelain bowl and can't flush
>ass is covered in shit, no paper towel dispenser, just a Dyson airblade
>Stick my dick in it quickly, feels good.
>pull my pants up anyway rush to office kitchen, stuff my ass with paper towel
>Co-worker comes in with my hand in my pants, avoids eye contact and walks out the door
>mfw still sitting in my poopy paper towel pants

How was your day?
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Not sure if I should spend my money on a handgun or an Xbox One. Which one, bros?

Handgun pros:
>concealed carry here in texas
>cool as fuck
>self defense from syrian refugees and niggers
>can take it to gun range to pick up hot, conservative women

Handgun cons
>more expensive than the xbox
>not as entertaining on a daily basis
>dangerous to have around tbqfh

Xbox pros
>entertaining as fuck
>bro chills daily
>not dangerous at all
>less expensive than handgun

Xbox cons
>might sap my ambition
>doesn't impress ladies
>breaks easily
>will be replaced by new model in a few years
>>
>>52134343
i sharted at work last week

i was able to catch most of it but some still got on my underwear

so i had to sit in a little bit of my diarrhea poo for the rest of the day
>>
>>52134558
>>52134343
>be Canadian
>sit in shit

Must be all that maple syrup, family
>>
>swap from cigs to a vape because trying to quit
>works fine
>breaks today
>can't figure out what the fuck is wrong
>can't take it to a vape shop because the weather is horrid and everyone is crashing into each other

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>52134543
PC
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>>52134680

>I use mouth fedoras
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>>52134692
PC is one-player and most of my friends are Chads or rednecks
>>
>>52134343
Why didn't you just wash your ass in the sink? Or use the women's bathroom?
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>>52134756
I actually mainly have only ever seen women use vapes
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>>52134543
>paying to use online
>not many games at the moment
>price drop in future
>newer models will be released in future that dont brick like older models
>games expensive
if you have buds to play with go for it I guess
>>
>>52134763
Seems like the obvious answer is to get an xbox one then.
>>
>>52134785
It's communal bathroom with stalls
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>>52134756
That's what I used to think about them too, but then one day I looked at how much money I was spending on smokes and it's not worth that much to only get cancer and a shitty buzz that turns to nausea. I try to not be obnoxious with it and use it only when I'm alone.

>>52134825
You must not get out much. Here I see nothing but bearded indie dudes and fedoras using them. Maybe an occasional normie.
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>starting taking anxiety/depression meds
>can't cum anymore

fuck man. can literally sit there whacking it for an hour and nothing. this blows.
>>
how the hell did that adele vid get 700mil views in a month?
>>
>>52134956
Stop taking the drugs. Is it zoloft aka sertraline? That happened to me. Couldn't have sex so I stopped
>>
>>52134956
Get off the meds faam
They don't want you to be happy.
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>>52134899
>I try to not be obnoxious with it and use it only when I'm alone.
Good for you.
At least you're not one of those obnoxious cunts that goes on about their "vape culture"
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>>52135009
If you're having sex then you don't actually have anxiety or depression
You just want to be a special snowflake full of meme disorders
>>
>>52134840
>>52134865
This isn't a PC vs console debate though

It's a handgun vs console debate
>>
>>52135154
The obvious answer is still to get an xbox.
>>
Do normal people go to bars? I feel like they'd be filled with the kind of people who started drinking in early high school.
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>>52135144
>If you're having sex then you don't actually have anxiety or depression
Virgin detected
>>
>>52135311
I go to bars and didn't start drinking regularly til my sophomore year of college.
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>>52134543
what a bizarre comparison

obviously you should buy the gun, it will give you many years of use, and retain its value much more than an xbox

>being an adult
>playing xbox

shiggity diggity doo
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>>52135330
Wow, was it really that obvious considering how I was portraying those who have sex in a negative light?
Good job, you super sleuth you.
>>
>>52135154
I was just saying that its rather expensive but if you have buddies who are playing alot go for it bub.
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>>52135115
Yeah, I think the hardware is fun to talk about and throwing lingo around feels nice, but I don't shove it down peoples throats. I hate how awful the culture around it has gotten, totally "bro" infested. I've had so many people blow vapor right in my face and then act surprised when I tell them to stop. Fuck them
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>>52135311
bars have a whole variety of people in them, including the ones you mention
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>>52135405
Dumb virgin, a lot of people who sleep around are depressed or have low self esteem
Get fucked
>>
>>52135311
Dunno.
I went pubcrawling on my birthday once and I'll eat at a bar if they have good food, but I cannot imagine it being a regular activity for anyone.
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>>52135405
people who are hedonistic can have depression
stop projecting
>>
>>52135311
Yes
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>>52135460
No they don't. That's just a meme perpetuated by normies to make themselves feel special.
>>
>>52135465
It's not for everyone, for sure. You might've gone to some shitty ones though. Each bar and each night draws different crowds. You'll get more of the shitty asshole crowds on days where there are popular specials like "$1 Bud Light Night" or something
>>
>>52135582
Kill yourself
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>>52135311
Bars have all types from the depressed to the chill to the ohmygawd i gota get my drunk on party girl you want to strangle just as much as you want to fuck.
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>>52135465
>I went pubcrawling on my birthday once
Pub crawls are great desu
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>>52135631
Why don't you, on account of your depression? :^)
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>>52135690
I'm not depressed, I was prescribed sertraline because my Dr thought anxiety from work could be causing my insomnia
The sertraline interfered with my sex life so I stopped taking it. Sleep is still poor
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>>52135390
I mean, I'm 22 and I know I'm an adult, but it'd be a fun down time activity for me and my roommate and an excuse to invite normie bros over, which is definitely a more immediate concern to me than a nigger breaking into my apartment
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>>52135582
I'd argue that you could fuck something when depression is not at its worst but if you are at the stage where you are staring at your wall and not moving for hours then probably not
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>>52135839
Do you have some games in mind if you decide to go with the bone? Be a shame if you got the console and had nothing but singleplayer or non split screen multiplayer
>>
>>52135006
Youtube is just more popular than ever, it's not even that crazy to have 1 billion views anymore
>>
new

>>52136078
>>52136078
>>52136078
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>>52135975
Halo, Bloodbourne, Red Dead (if they ever put it on backwards compatibility), GTA, Battlefield, Far Cry 4, The Division, The Witcher 3
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