fedora edition
>new thread this late
>canada
We should really become an isolationist continent. We don't need anyone else and we could easily defend ourselves for pretty much forever.
We'd be the greatest thing ever.
I wish mom would tuck me in.
>>52114467
because vegetarians think they have moral superiority and must inform you of your sins, it's no different than jehova's witnesses coming do your door
wish all niggers and nigger lovers were dead tbqh
Kekold :^)
>>52114843
>Greenland's face
I'd glady be a kekold
2006 - 2009 internet
>>52114913
t. evil racist white cis male
The numbers identifying this post will end in two digits being indentical
>>52114954
Nah
>>5211495
Nice moves bro but check mine
This post will NOT end in repeating numbers
Monkey :)
donald trump is basically /b/
>>52115086
chicano
>>52115108
Think about it
>>52114993
Doubles xD
>wake up
>need to shit
>toilet is busted because the chinese quality porcelain couldn't handle your mom's fat burger ass
>everyone's at a party you weren't invited to so no neighbours to ask if you could use their toilet
>get outside and dig a hole
>suddenly find huge amounts of oil pouring out of the hole
What do you do?
Literally have no hype for new star wars. I just don't really care about star wars. I'll probably go see it in a few weeks
>>52115203
sell it to america and get rich
>>52115203
Run. If the oil is that close it's about ready to swallow the entire block
Having a good night lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk
facebook friend invited me to a party
gonna ignore it
>>52115203
>everyone's at a party you weren't invited
This implying I know people to not invite me some where
>>52115260
man, I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Mexico.
Enjoyed it thoroughly and now I'm back to my pathetic life here
steps on how to get a gf:
step 1:
>>52115310
Why?
>>52115341
Because it was so damn fun, and I can't do any of the shit in America as easily, that I did in mexico
>>52115391
like what? cut another persons head off?
>tfw no Colombian bf
>>52115203
draw a giant swastika on the ground with your poo to stop the jew horde from claiming the oil
>>52115411
that was a good meme
>the haven't had sex in 2 weeks
>>52115391
That's pretty true you can do a lot of shit here because cops really don't care of anything besides eating all day.
>>52115439
>tfw haven't had sex in 21 years
>>52115424
>poo swastikas
THE DEAN OF 4CHAN HAS TO STEP DOWN NOOOOOOOOOW!
>>52115317
B urself
I don't want to wait a week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA
>>52115317
Stop watching anime
>>52115446
man, this must be true. i did not see any local police. only saw federal police once, and they were just sitting outside their own police station
>>52115471
>clock arms are the same length
TERRIBLE/10
>>52115487
It seems they have a problem
>>52115487
A FUCKING FERN
If a guy who owes child support and alimony blows his brains out, does that mean the wife/mother doesn't get any more money? Or does uncle sam step in at that point
Carmela, por favor, podrÃas cerrar la puertaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
>>52115519
The minute hand is on the five.
We need to unite, form a North American coalition, and destroy that BBC poster loose on the board right now
>>52115628
I don't venture outside of /cum/ anymore
>>52115628
Or we could ignore and report him.
Goddamn, isn't failing out of college enough?
>>52115667
You are literally Obama's response to ISIS
>>52115317
Step 2: Go outside
>>52115695
dropping out was enough for bill gates
World is turning
Hope it don't turn away...
>>52115695
Bout to take my finals tomorrow (FUCK I mean later today). Wish me luck lads
I have no idea what to do in life, m8s. I don't like thinking about the future
>>52115727
>>52115755
Uh-huh.
Anyone else here?
lentes de sol
>>52115813
If that guy cleaned up and worked out he'd probably be decent looking
>>52115765
just spent the past two hours going through almost all possible government jobs. Looks like the coast guard is pretty much my only option since I dont want to join the military, fug. Do you have any idea of what you want to do
>>52115813
LINK
>>52115849
it's a satire video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcLDpq6ONHo
Good night lads I'm going to take a siesta
>>52115840
Canadian coast guard sounds pretty legit, 2b. H.
>>52115915
Buenas noches cabron
>>52115915
I'm off to bed to m80s. Got organic chem final in 8 hours
hey mexibros I'm thinking of taking a vacation to puerta Vallarta. Is it a good spot to meet Mexican folks and have a good time? Is it safe from beheadings?
>>52115915
Sweet dreans,
>>52115962
Finals are done.
>>52115975
Dude I literally just got back from there on Saturday. Ask me anything
>>52115916
I do like the idea of getting to wear a military beret 2bqh.
Also, all of the erp gayposters are gone tonight. Maybe they went and found a new home after all
Obsessively checking my grades every 5 minutes even though it's 4AM and nothing will be posted right now
>>52116075
How's the nightlife? Is it all tourists or are there native cities around ?
And nitey nite.
>>52116128
It is a great city, plenty of fun restaurants and bars. You won't have any problems meeting Mexican folks and having a good time.
It's also safe from that kind of violence. There's a lot of security because of its status as a tourist area.
You can even head up to Bucerias or Sayulita as well, which I recommend.
>>52116078
I think they just started emailing each other or something.
>>52116324
Win-win situation for all
>>52116324
I'm all for the end of /r9k/ posting.
>>52116324
either that or just went back to memechan perhaps. Either way, I agree with >>52116340
I like them as people but it makes more sense to erp somewhere else
>>52116566
Have fun proxy posting with yourself.
>>52116621
You too, me!
>>52116566
Americans and Canadians are b-bros, r-right g-guys?
>>52116714
Except Quebec, yes
>>52116714
Yeah, until Trudeau was elected, sorry.
>>52116714
Yes
Is Gorillaz Anime because I like that
youre in the club and this guy comes up and smacks your girlfriends ass, what do you do?
>>52116875
immigrate from the middle east and kill him
I often wonder what made you as you are.
homestuck
Anyone want to talk about the Weather?
>>52117008
homostuck
>>52117051
Too warm, it's annoying.
It rained when I biked to work. In general I'm not happy with this weather.
>>52117051
mild tbqhwym8.
has abrley snowed at all, like twice since october. probably won't have any on christmas either.
although January and February will be better
>>52117115
I fell asleep
how dissapointing
>>52117051
I haven't gone outside in a couple weeks
>>52117170
I'm about to go to sleep
I can't sleep, i've taken some benzos, and some tylenol cold and flu (nighttime) cause it has the antihistamine in it. not even feeling tired
>>52117290
]htzzzzzz
>>52117380
I spend too much time drawing faces
>>52117351
Oh man thats another thing i miss about being in Mexico
prescription drugs available everywhere
bedtime
>>52117510
>2015
>sleeping
gaga, lady
>take NyQuil to try to fall asleep at a reasonable time because I have to get up at 7AM and got up at 3PM yesterday
>wake up after 4 hours, wide awake at 2AM
>>52117665
This
mi pobre angelito
>>52117843
oi m8 fancy a pint at the pub
>>52117893
Yeah lad smashin
I'm starting a cum general thread containing pictures of /cum/ destroying the /brit/ish menace. Anyone have any pictures pertaining to this?
>>52117941
>>52118216
"no"
>>52118232
Farage 4 PM tbH
>>52118336
I couldn't agree more. What's he up to nowadays?
He strikes me as the quintessential British man.
>>52118424
The EU referendum is next year for us, so he's going around the country campaigning for us to leave it. He also has a radio show and appears on TV quite a lot still. More and more of the public are warming to him thankfully
>>52118517
Is there any chance that the UK will actually leave, or is it wishful thinking?
>>52118608
50/50 according to the polls 2bh. We're generally afraid of drastic change as a country but the immigration crisis is finally waking people up
>>52118684
i'm definitely ignorant on this whole situation, but as an outsider, to me, it just seems that the UK can't keep taking mass amounts of immigrants when there's no where to put them
I don't know when it became a crime for a country to be primarily concerned with its own citizens and people who are already in the country vesus those who might come to the country
What do embers "do" ?
Are they lit, do they spark, etc?
>>52116875
Just wait, he'll be dead soon.
>>52118869
please respond
>>52118779
Yeah I know, it's the PC brigade making sure anyone who dares to be concerned with British people and values as racist. Farage is often made out to be Hitler in the media, but more and more people are seeing through it
>>52119281
>w-wait, I take it back! Black lives don't matter THAT much!
Why do you guys still put up with this?
>>52119436
Shooting black people is a hate crime.
>>52119436
What exactly are you supposed to do
In most cases they are just exercising their rights to free speech and free assembly
>>52119524
>In most cases
>White Americans are that c ucked by blackie that only breaking the law sometimes is now ok
MY SIDES
>>52119570
In the cases where they are not following the law they are taken down like in the WebM I posted
I don't see your point. It's not really some centralised movement.
Also I'm black, not white. I just don't care for BLM
>>52118869
>>52119053
please respond
or do you not know your own language?
>>52119741
It's an odd question but it's just a really hot piece of coal in my experience. Not on fire but hot enough to glow
>>52119644
It seems pretty centralized to me
>>52119741
It doesn't have to be coal I guess, can be charcoal it or wood or wherever
>>52119842
Then I don't think you've been following it at all. There is a national organization but quite a few of the more embarrassing rallies they've had have just been ad hoc groups adopting the title
>>52119901
I haven't been following it as I don't really care about movements, I'm just trying to make my temporary job permanent
>>52119794
>>52119901
No I mean what is the verb used to describe what embers do?
>>52119975
I don't care for the group but I've found many people on this site get their full opinion about the group from /pol/ who are fucking clueless when it comes to most things remotely involving African Americans
>>52120065
Have seen glow and smolder used
>>52120065
They glow and then die
Not sure what you're looking for
>>52120071
what's your version of the truth about them, then?
>>52120130
>>52120122
Okay, thank you.
What's the verb used to describe when they start glowing?
>>52120181
I think it's just smoldering, since that is like a form of flameless combustion
>>52120181
The embers formed as the heat rose
Guys, I think I found her
>>52116723
Why ?
#FeelConcerned
>>52120510
You better fucking act on it
Also congratulations
>>52120550
Kek
>>52120550
1763
>>52120644
Sad year for Americas
>>52120577
wot
Saved btw
Are the universities really as bad as all the internet stories these days? Everytime I go online I want to come home a little less
>Canadians saying "God save the Queen" in American accents
Fucking hate this time of year.
>>52122638
The liberal arts universities are all utter trash. State schools are usually nice.
>>52122638
Go to STEM heavy state schools like >>52122766 said. There's a lot of upper middle class Chinese kids at my school as well as upper class Africans and those south east Asian countries with muslims.
I failed algebra many times and don't understand this please someone give me a hint
>>52122743
Why bud?
>>52122917
Well Christmas for one thing. It's like the whole country turns into a shopping mall. Everyone's out spending money on stupid useless shit like smart watches and selfie sticks. Without a doubt the worst holiday.
And right around the corner you have New Years which I hate because it's nothing more than a reminder of the previous year's failures and my fading potential.
>>52123278
I hope this doesn't come across as condescending but don't worry about what other people are doing, they're constantly going to do dumb shit like buy selfie sticks that extend to three feet and other meme items. Just focus on you, bud. All you can do.
>>52123381
Hard to ignore it when it's fucking everywhere. I'm pretty much done with consumerism and capitalism in general.
So which state is the best to live in Ameribros?
>>52123855
Maine or Washington
>>52123966
I unfortunately knew a literal fag from Maine and he'd say otherwise.
>>52124033
It does have bad parts (rural Maine is essentially incestland) but Portland is great and all the seaside communities are great too. Vermont and New Hampshire also fare nicely.
>>52123855
Anywhere in New England. Coastal cities in the Mid-Atlantic region are usually pretty great too. Just stay away from the Deep South and Southern California and you can't really go wrong tbvh
>tfw gf
>>52124319
>Anywhere in New England. Coastal cities in the Mid-Atlantic region are usually pretty great too. Just stay away from the Deep South and Southern California and you can't really go wrong tbvh
>Newark
>Baltimore
>The entire state of New Hampshire
>>52124520
>Newark
>Coastal
The Carolinas, Virginia, and the Jersey Shore are maximum comfy zones. You're thinking of the bigger cities too much. There's plenty of spots along the Atlantic Coast that I could die happy in
My mom!
>>52124825
The Queen of England gets dicked down by Trump WHEN
give me some special exclusive /cum/-memes
>>52125359
cum lol
Being a homosexual
Being a homosexual who also posts anime
This place is honestly just more comfy and less meme generating
>>52125359
gas yourself
>>52125608
*gases myself*
There is a huge storm going on.
I got stuck twice in the snow this morning, once in the fucking parking lot and once in the middle of the street, and had to spend an hour shoveling the snow out from behind my tires.
The plows literally drive by once every 30 minutes and the streets still have 2 inches of snow before they come back.
Jesus Christ what is this madness /cum/ snow is supposed to be comfy not ruin my morning.
>>52114843
What is this yellow flag? I've never seen it before.
>>52125359
BASED-ball
mute and ignore Lmm and CIA
Gay Weebs
No Bullying
USA-Posting best posting
>>52125962
That is the state flag of New Mexico. Funnily enough Americans can't actually recognize it either.
>>52126067
Frig off bro
I keep having dreams where my parents get divorced
Should I cheat on my gf brahs?
>>52127247
No. If you don't love her anymore, end the relationship and then get together with the other girl. Cheating isn't the right thing to do unless she cheated on you too.
>>52125359
exclusive
>>52127247
no
>>52127247
Would you care if someone cheated on you. Because if you do, and you're still asking that question, I'm not sure what to tell you.
>>52125962
New Mexico.
One of the most ignored states in the union.
There's not much outside of the major cities but if you don't mind the heat then it's alright.
>>52128227
>hippies
>poor Mexicans
>VERY hostile Native Americans
>nothing but desert
Ignored for good reason, anon
>>52115411
Xaxaxaxxaxaxa
>>52115439
>tfw yesterday morning
best part of my day...got much stupider after that ;_;
>>52115487
Conductor, we have a problem
>>52115203
i fuggin hate cheap toilets. fug.
>>52115225
literally same. has it even come out yet?
>>52114905
w t f is up w all the mexicans jehovas witnessess churches. had some mexican kids come to the door the other sunday it was like jejejjejejejejeejjejejejeje u wot amigo
>>52127247
obviously
Nuke Mexico when?
Any other Ameribros or Canabrps trying to learn Spanish? How do? I have a baseline shitty high school Spanish education, so it's not like I need to learn much in terms of vocabulary, but syntax and verbal conjugations are super confusing to me
>>52128922
anime y duolingo AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>52115203
>Government owns the mineral rights
>Property gets expropriated for market value
>Real estate market is still shit
>Property sold By government to imperial oil
>The whole neighbourhood becomes an oil field and causes vast amount of environmental damage
>Left with a few thousand dollars from undervalued property
>Spend a few nights at a hotel
>Go to McDonald's to get food for the family
>Get shot
>>52129004
Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuck fagime tb very motherfucking h with you
fresh off the facebook presses
are niggers really this deluded?
>>52128856
Rude.
Lost my wallet for the first time today. How epic
>>52129305
Face it, Its nothing short of what you deserve
>>52129466
Cancel those cards son
>>52129530
Nvm just found it :DDDDDD
>>52128922
Listen to spanish music.
What does Greenland have to do with anything?
>>52129640
They also hate seals.
>>52129724
Actually they're probably the only people in the world who respect seals. They depended on seals for their survival for most of their history and they would leave a cup of water for hunted seals as a sign of thanks for their sacrifice.
I don't like thick bitches, only skinny bitches.
Is there something wrong with me /cum/?
>>52130020
Low test beta
>>52130020
https://youtu.be/eIri9YLHpOg
Listen and think again.
>>52129785
clubity club club
>>52130093
How can I increase my test.
I already lift big and take cold showers.
Still can't get enough of that dfc tho
>>52130160
Stop fapping for a bit. Might just be me, but if i don't fap for a while I like increasingly larger women
>>52130119
Those are some dank rhymes, but sadly I remain unconvinced.
Thanks for the help tho
>>52130221
I'll try.
It's taken me years to stop watching porn, so I imagine that it will be hell to try to stop fapping.
howdy. how are you?
>>52130313
Not so well.
I'll make it though.
>>52130370
don't give up. you'll make it. i believe in you.
>>52130313
About to get fucked in the ass by my final exam
>>52130160
Reminder that jacking off to two people that aren't you having sex is kekolding
>>52130480
Thank you.
Today I will try my best because some anon in Turkey believes in me.
>>52130520
It happens man.
But you have to be resilient. There's not much you can do at this point, but you can still learn from the mistakes you made this semester to not fuck up again next semester.
>>52130560
Haven't done this in a while.
Thanks for the advice, but to be honest I'm getting tired of cukolding being mentioned every other post.
>>52130520
>>52130668
mates don't worry.
here is a list of things you can do while i can't.
>visiting Detroit
>visiting Wisconsin
>shopping in walmart
>living in a midwest suburb
>eating now and laters and poptars non-stop
>voting for Jeb Bush
so don't give up the hope.
>get to explore an empty campus next week without being beauty shamed
Can't wait
>>52131086
>beauty shamed
what is that
Is Mexico worse than Turkey?
>>52131086
u wot m8
Hit the submit quiz button at the end of my final by mistake before checking my answers
Fml lads
>>52131112
Mexico and Turkey are soul mate countries with a very similar culture so stop try to start a fight between us.
Chicanos por favor.
>>52131143
>online quiz
You have a bullshit major, so why don't you shut your mouth.
>>52131243
In class of 20 students dumbass
>>52131112
Mexico is at least Catholic, unlike Turkey who destroyed the beautiful Sancta Sophia then made it a mosque and now a fucking museum. Disgusting tbqfh. Plus Mexican food is GOAT
>>52131243
You clearly haven't been in college in awhile. All my classes have online quizzes now
>>52131311
The fact that your class size is small has nothing to do with the fact that only a meme class offers an online final.
>>52131378
LOL
No wonder the whole lot of you can't find jobs
>online final exam
Wait, what? Can't you just google everything?
>tfw just started 25-day-long vacation
I'm going to masturbate so fucking much
>>52131448
If the class is small enough it makes 100% more sense to do an online quiz. What was your major btw?
>>52131715
I went to grad school for chem, but they would never have let us do that shit. It really devalues a degree, I would think.
Like this guy says, I'm sure a ton of you just cheat.
>>52131685
>>52131448
It's basically just homework grades so you don't have to rely on 2 tests for your whole fucking grade. The whole sum of all the quizzes are usually worth no more than 10%. Plus we can spend class time actually learning instead of 20 minutes on BS quizzes
