US Minor Outlying Islands edition
first for free bf available
big ol tiggle bitties
conductor we have a problem edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA
nth for don't bully!
Is it back?
>>52136422
I bullied Austria too hard.
>>52136489
Fuck off
>>52136489
>playing as Texas in Victoria II
reminder that chad is fucking your crush right now
>>52136530
why?
test
>>52136597
Mexican genocide best day of my life
Keep your temporary foreign workers OUT
>>52136588
nah, she's too reclusive for chads
>>52136807
>tfw have to wait until im in college again before I get to talk to shy qts
>>52136807
when are you going to ask her out?
>>52136871
Ive already tried 3 times
theres nothing there
>>52136918
>3 times
what happened?
>>52136983
took her to senior prom, nothing came out of it
Hung out a little over the summer before going off to college, nothing happened
talked to her this summer, she pretty much shot me down
3 strikes
>>52137145
Don't take no as an answer. Take a restraining order as a no.
>>52137145
wew, time to move on. sorry, friend.
>mfw im praying that pass organic chem
i just did the exam lads
im dead
Are all of you kids? Or are there any other manly adult men here?
>>52136587
It's a nightmare.
>>52137588
Im pretty manly
no homo, of course
>>52137647
Saying no homo was unnecessary.
Unless you were having gay thoughts.
>>52137786
shut up you weeb retard
Bout to give a presentation
So drunk lads
Gonna be aeful
>>52137812
record it for us
I'm gonna go to the gym now. The stress it eating me
>>52137786
I saw those """"straight"""" doujins he was reading. The details they put in the dicks is something else
>>52137890
>The details they put in the dicks is something else
As expected.
Have fun, dude.
>>52137890
theres nothing gay about them
just because you like to study penises in depth doesnt mean I focus on them
>>52137970
Give me a link, gayboy.
anime trees
I feel like crying, but I just got to work.
wat do?
>>52138104
What happened Bruh?
>>52138149
he was born
>>52138006
dont have the links on this computer
>>52136222
Jesus.
>>52138149
I just feel sad today
>have to go to the hospital to sign up for obamacare
>went to sleep at 12 and woke up at 7, just woke up from a 3 hour nap
>don't want to go sit in the waiting room for 5 hours for them to tell me to come back tomorrow because they couldn't see me before they went home to suck their own dicks
>if I dont go, mom is gonna chew me out because she'll get a fine (if I don't sign up before end of year) since I have no job and the woman hasn't paid her taxes in 3 years
Shit boys, I just wanna stay home and be warm
>>52137858
Wouldn't even know how
Current guy is b9mbimg, might got next for the juxpisitiom
Fuck, I wish a meteor would strike earth right now
>>52138688
What's the presentation on
>>52138732
Media plans for advertising
Everyone's PowerPoint is so much better than mine
Gonna just chug my whiskey coffee in my thermos and try to have fun I guess
So boys, what's the latest and greatest gimmick I can use?
Any GTA bros here, what fucking college should i apply to and try to get into? Their all far as fuck away from me. Live in Mississauga right now, it also seems that every college is like 60% Indians and Asians.
>>52139103
Sheridan maybe?
I've heard it's alright. What do you want to study?
REEEEEEE FUCKING WINDOWS UPDATE SHIT CUNT RETARD
FFFFUCK
>>52139331
Just update to Win10 anon. :)
Or turn off automatic update.
>>52139303
I have to academic upgrade my highschool math to even apply, other then that i am good. I literally have no idea how to upgrade my highschool math. Theirs academic upgrading courses at these colleges but almost none of the close campuses offer it.
>>52139393
fuck windows 10
I wish I could just downgrade back to 7
>>52139488
Can't help you there, bud. Sorry.
I believe this is what you're looking for, maybe.
https://www.sheridancollege.ca/academics/faculties/continuing-and-professional-studies/academic-upgrading.aspx
>>52139847
Looks like someone is a grumpy goose ;)
>>52140007
you'd be a little grumpy too if you kept having your taskbar, start menu, and audio drivers disabled EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY
>>52138356
it's gonna be okay. we're all gonna make it.
>>52139847
>HE ACTUALLY FELL FOR THE UPGRADING TO WINDOWS 10 FOR FREE MEME
Wow, fucking idiot. How does it feel? Tell me the gritty details.
Do you think Trump will ban anime? I hope so.
>>52140083
Seems like your computer isn't compatible with win10 and you updated it without even checking.
That's your own fault.
>>52140570
Do you think Hilary will kill all men?
I hope so.
That's how stupid your sound.
>mfw some nerd calls dab "swag"
>>52140492
I thought anything would be an upgrade over 8
I was horribly, horribly wrong
>>52140674
or maybe Microsoft should make their OS's compatible with all computers before releasing 10
>>52140736
If you think that was a proper retort you're more stupid that they even are.
>banning things is the same as committing genocide
The american government is ban happy. Trump would ban anime and send weebs to military camps.
>>52140789
Wow, now you're just being unreasonable.
Seems like someone is mad.
>>52140857
>The american government is ban happy. Trump would ban anime and send weebs to military camps.
>can't even ban guns
>stupid ass and completely unrealistic projecting
Pathetic.
>$20 optional Champagne toast with the cast after the show
What would /cum/ do?
How does it feel to know Trump will drop out because he won't want to part with too much of his money?
The cultist's internet and the now all-encompassing presence of pornography in the mind of every child will mean the unraveling of society
Everyday we drift further from god's light and the average man becomes more unhinged. Future generations will have had their minds soaked in pornography before puberty. The coming future is one of societal dysfunction. The impending ban on firearms will only make us helpless in the effort to end ourselves.
>>52141000
They banned automatic firearms, except active military personnel
>>52141315
good hehe
>>52141000
>weeb calling others pathetic
try again friend, you're at the bottom of the social chain.
Here's some things the government has banned:
Haggis
Alcohol (in the past)
Certain books, tv shows, other forms of media
Marijuana
Anything from cuba
Anything from North Korea
Things made out of dog and cat fur
Kinder surprise eggs
Nipples
Harvesting Rainwater
Dictionaries
Death Metal albums
Opinions that are unpopular
If you think Trump won't ban anime and put your lazy ass in bootcamp, think again friendo. Just because your dad was too ashamed of you to do it doesn't mean he won't.
>I don't live in North America
fuck this weather nigga
i won't be able to visit my cousin this christmas because the road will be closed due snow
Snow is not for mexicans
>>52141570
since when does the regional script support cities
>I live in North America
>>52141478
will trup ban Annie Mae?
>>52141315
Bad
I was hoping for full Mexican removal
>>52141492
Do Brits drink warm beer because their Muslim bulls have banned alcohol in their homes and they have to hide it under their beds?
>>52141680
iktf
>>52141739
he can't remove them
>>52141181
What show?
>>52141315
He's in it for the long haul. He'll even leave the GOP if needed.
>>52141377
It was a temporary production ban. Not ownership.
Expired and it didn't ban guns produced before it was enacted.
>>52141478
Why are you so mad?
Literally get a life if you're this mad at this early of a time on /cum/.
If you literally believe Trump will do any of that, you're delusional.
I also never said nothing has ever been banned you autist.
>>52141775
Gas chambers
>>52141778
>He's in it for the long haul. He'll even leave the GOP if needed.
haha oh my god
he literally promised to support whoever the GOP candidate is
>>52141775
Remove jobs
>>52141478
>Harvesting Rainwater
Wtf? Rain barrels are banned?
>colour, not color
>>52141685
some anon sent in requests to the guy who made the script a while back
>>52141860
I think that guy is just dressed as the penguin
>>52141778
>What show?
Romeo and Juliet
>>52141849
Rednecks: EYY TURK ERR JERBZ
Trump: hey i have a great idea
Rednecks: what?
Trump. those mexicans could build us a big wall
Redneck: Yeahhhhh woooooooo!! *clap clap clap
>>52141812
He literally threaten to leave.
He literally lied about that promise.
You literally don't know shit.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/11/politics/ben-carson-donald-trump-leave-republican-party-threat/
>>52141859
It damages the water table
>>52141971
Dumb spic
/CAN USA/ when?
>>52141860
Testing
>>52141315
The Jewish lobby seems to like him.
>>52141925
If it's just some local play, no.
I wouldn't even pay $20 to watch it.
>>52142032
It's an opera
>>52141990
Rain barrels? Americans are fucking dumb
>>52142019
they did one of those not so long ago
>>52142019
you tried to make a /canusa/ thread, but mexicans started the shitpost saying that we are also part of north america....and that's the reason why /cum/ exists
>>52142029
Damn
>>52141974
you daft cunt
http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/03/politics/donald-trump-2016-rnc-pledge-meeting/
running as an independent will be even more costly to him, he's gonna drop out and everyone who isn't an autist knows this
IT'S SIXTY FUCKING DEGREES OUT IN DECEMBER REEEE
>>52142076
Mexico are part of Latin America
North America is for Anglo countries
>>52142135
>quebec
kek kek
>>52141859
It's considered theft in a few states apparently.
>>52141778
:^) have fun in the pokey Oklahoma
>>52142049
It's all on you man. It's all on you.
>>52142154
Quebec belongs in latin america though
Next summer I'm going to go to the tomatoes fields abd beat up all the Mexican temporary foreign workers
>>52142100
>finally got snow after weeks of nothing
>already melting into a disgusting slush
>>52142159
Stop bullying.
Nobody is dumb enough to ban something like "anime"
>>52142079
I know he made a pledge.
And he doesn't care.
He recently threatened to leave again at some campaign meeting if the GOP tries to slight him or go against him.
All he cares about is winning.
You daft cunt, haha.
>>52142255
Smart enough to ban Mexicans
>>52142223
Edgylicious
>>52142287
who will you support when he inevitably drops out? he's ran for president many times before and always changed his mind
>>52142159
I will. I hope I can make some friends with some skinheads.
It'll be like I'm on /pol/ again.
>>52142288
You keep assuming I'm Mexican.
>>52142255
Amigo, trump is banning YOU. If you think he's above banning something as degenerate as anime you're sorta underestimating how dumb conservatives are.
>>52142355
Dumb enough to unironically live in Mexico
>>52142389
And richer than you'll ever be.
if you retards keep posting this girly stuff, im going to have to fuck one of you in the ass
>>52142334
I will stand with the big black Carson man.
He'll make anime real and send qts from Japan.
He'll make Christians rule again.
He'll kill Muslims with his hands.
He'll bring peace to the land.
God save that man.
>>52142227
I live in Wisconsin and I ended up keeping the windows open throughout the night. Almost a day and a half of rain. There wasn't a flake left on the ground a few days back for my birthday either.
Who will take the place of the Mexicans as the physical labor working class
>>52142389
He doesn't live in Mexico, he lives in Jalisco which is a separate entity to mexico where all the sexual deviants go to indulge their insatiable lust.
>>52142459
Lmfao
I bet you live in a gated community
>>52142466
>>52142497
syrians
>>52142459
Richfags piss me off
>>52142497
All the unemployed white teenagers
>>52142573
haha but not
>>52142459
Money can't buy true love
>>52142573
Could you imagine the 20-30s black butthurt
>>52142521
Dale puto dimes donde vives y te mato a besos.
>>52142521
I just got back from Jalisco/Nayarit and idk if you are just joking but I can confirm that
>it's raining
So tired of this fucking planet
>>52142459
It's not even your money, you ride your families coattails.
>>52142715
Riding them in MEXICO lmfao
>just saw a palm beach flag
who /progressive melodic death metal/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0f_N6nTpmA
Such a God-tier album
>>52138452
You're pathetic
>>52142710
But rain is the best anon.
>>52142715
>his family wears pullovers
>>52142762
>Melodeath
Early In Flames and Tyr is acceptable, everything else is not. Just listen to Viking or folk influenced DM instead
hi /cum/ does any1 want 2 b my frend
>>52142795
It was supposed to be a cardio day, though, and I'm still sore from my CnJ PB yesterday.
>>52142844
it's not really melodeath though, it's progressive melodeath
>>52138452
>the woman hasn't paid her taxes in 3 years
She hasn't paid or filed? Literally apply for flexible payments from the IRS or apply for some other program they have.
And if it's really that bad then file for bankruptcy.
>>52142893
if you didn't post anime i would
>>52142893
Let's be friends.
>>52142937
Then listen to tech death instead.
>>52142683
Are you the guy that went to Vallarta and Sayulita?
>>52142995
no, that album I posted is God tier
>>52143027
yes
>>52142893
No, fuck off nerd. Only cool people are allowed in my elite social circle.
>>52142911
No local gym with a treadmill or anything?
155th for fuck you anime.
>>52143065
I'll listen to it if you listen to this tech death album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U16hXRMqJw
>>52143150
Normally I'm okay with animeposters but Oklahoma is more retarded than usual today so this desu.
>>52143067
Almost everyone lives in Guadalajara, bud.
Resort towns will always be full of degenerates.
Why are showers so great /cum/?
>>52143247
i know. its a big, crowded, not fun city
>>52143233
I feel like shitposting today.
Just like everyday.
>>52143310
Warm water desu.
And standing instead of floating in a tub.
I hate baths.
>>52143233
>Oklahoma
More like Broklahoma
>>52143376
That's fine, I encourage funposting, but you just seem a little different today. Is everything okay?
>>52143447
Literally no.
>>52143310
They keep cutting the water off at our apartments I have in good mind to call the housing authority.
>>52143447
Hahaha, glad to hear it friend.
>>52143497
I don't know. I woke up happy today for the first time in awhile. I'll calm down later, but right now I feel great.
I'm also kind of nervous because I plan on talking to a girl later today.
>>52143571
Well meme'd.
Also I hate that rapper.
Fuck I woke up. Really need to stop doing that.
>>52143629
HOLD UP
When was the last time you were inside someone, /cum/?
>>52143692
22 years ago in my mom.
>>52143692
last time was ya mum lmao
>>52143803
Same
>>52143638
I have a sleeveless t-shirt with a crying but smiling star on it that says "I got out of bed today!" I usually wear a lot. You should try something like that so you can at least have a small victory every day.
>>52143692
Like 3 days ago iirc.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Atlanta/comments/3wlwzs/police_officer_addresses_my_wife_at_centennial/
>welcome to atlanta, kids
>>52143692
in ur mum right now lmao text you when im born
>>52144042
That's awful. GWCC Police appear to be a state-created police force, so I hope you write in the complaint to someone there. You could also write/copy leadership at the GWCC itself, as the agency manages the park, convention center, the Dome, etc. They shouldn't want any additional people - be they tourists, locals, conventioneers, event organizers - exposed to that kind of idiocy.
I want to lick an armpit...
doing a wank
>>52144160
nasty
Str8 lad'd my exam
>>52144163
what do aussies fap to?
>>52144230
I'm not up to date on /brit/ memes, did you do good or bad.
>>52144163
just finished one desu
God I hate being a senior so fucking much. Literally every girl in my grade is taken and I don't know any girls in the lower classes. I wish I had taken the opportunities I had to have a gf instead of putting it off
>>52144290
>did you do good or bad.
Let's just say in a situation where you only live once I could use another shot.
>>52144343
fuck off child
Need to score specifically on the exam for the final chem grade:
112% for an A
84% for a B
26% for a C
-29% for a D
Probably going to get a B- or C+ which I'm content with.
>>52144371
>tfw running an excel spreadsheet for calculating exactly how much you can slack off
How long you niggas ball
Writing a computer worm for Windows that exploits a NetBIOS 0day. Going to use it to mine bitcoins and log keys
>>52144585
all day homie
>>52144585
Typically I fall down before I stop
>>52144619
>NetBIOS
that 0day was 15 years ago
>>52144585
24/7
>>52143150
AND MEXICANS
>Katy Perry will never sit on your face
Why even live
>>52144585
I don't understand.
>breeding girlfriend gets mad at seen-in-public girlfriend
Do I ground them both?
>>52145186
;_;
>>52145186
>Her nudes will NEVER be leaked
>>52145186
Because then maybe Marina will sit on my face instead.
so who here has been to any of the US minor outlying islands?
>>52145472
Yeah I would imagine that following all of the leaks, she's more careful with them, and so they'll remain well kept until the day she starts losing too much popularity at which point they might be "leaked to the public by a hacker".
>>52145186
>>52145440
She is a bad singer LOL
Walk along the river, sweet lullaby, it just keeps on flowing,
Don't fly, mister blue bird, I'm just walking down the road,
Early morning sunshine tell me all I need to know
>>52145662
Dumb spic
>>52145607
She probably deleted them and the only hope is an ex leaking them, but they'd get their asses sued, so that isn't happening.
hello ladies
i am borracho
>>52145998
>She probably deleted them
not necessarily
remember the celebrities are all extremely egoistical narcisstic attention whores. If leaking their own nudes will get them attention they'll do it.
>>52145662
I really don't care, I just want my face to be her chair
Just aced my drunk presentation
Just chugged a steel reserve and about to give another one
4.0 lyfe
Where did it all go wrong
>>52142792
>>52146148
1939
>>52138452
You can sign up on the internet...
>tfw no soulless korean popstar gf
>>52146148
Probably Versaille.
>spacex is about to run its 7th ISS resupply mission and you're just sitting here jacking off and drinking protein shakes
>>52146268
this is for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74_mNTSCA4A
>>52146318
better than wasting billions of dollars of tax payer money on a playground for nerds
>>52146318
So? It doesn't matter. Unless you actually tried to work in that field. Or are you just fantasizing?
>>52146318
space is a meme anyways
>>52146413
Come again?
>>52146397
>gaypop
No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQzu7NYlZNQ
>>52146457
the ISS is a complete failure and has accomplished nothing but waste money
in its original inception it was supposed to be profitable
>>52146516
We should invest in creating qt asian waifus in test tubes for everyone instead desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m1C9ZhGgYT
>>52146500
thank god THAT wwasn't gay as fuck or anything
Song name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGCo_P0vtzA
>>52146760
It has chicks it can't be gay
im about to eat a can of stagg chili
which is basically a guarantee i'm going to have diarrhea
god help me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OrCA1OInoo
>>52146851
Good luck famlam
>>52146851
>getting diarrhea from chili
How does it feel having a babby tier stomach?
>>52146884
i'm an alcoholic
todd, amanada
>>52146851
Are you really that hungry?
>>52147103
That doesn't sound nice.
>>52147118
>>52147240
hahah hahah ha
I ain't often right but I've never been wrong
How do we get rid of leftists?
>>52147342
bulldoze starbucks
>>52147342
>fuck the troops
what's wrong with that?
About to take an optional online exam that replaces the lowest grade in a class I have an A in
>>52147427
what isn't wrong with it?
>>52147342
I agree with the signs they're holding though. Government is bad and soldiers are murderers.
>>52147277
>>52147458
even extreme right wing, say that
>>52147494
yeah, and that's bad too
>>52147482
>>52147458
Well at the time of that photo "the troops" were aggressors in another country killing thousands
Saying "fuck the troops" in Switzerland or Finland though is fucking degenerate.
>>52147482
>>52147542
the troops are just doing their jobs
>>52147537
>>52147544
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Lai_Massacre
Guys, I'm scared...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FipCOWljJbE
Who is your favorite meme politician now? I miss ed
>>52147542
The only people that condemn imperialism are those "affected" by it.
