>America gives you one of these
What's the first thing you do?
into the trash it goes
>>52105511
Shitpost on /int/
From America.
Sell it
>>52105550
sure it would
>>52105511
Get shot.
>>52105550
this desu, I don't have a university degree yet and USA is only fun with $
Give it back and earn it
>american friend I want to date sees me with it
>"Good, anon, now you don't have to marry me"
Nightmare
Go visit my family in New York,
maybe I'd even go live there for a couple years.
I'm basically American since most of my family lives either in NY or Wisconsin and considering English is my native language, but I wasn't actually born there, so...
It goes in the drawer
A British passport is already the most powerful passport along with the German and Danish ones (I think)
Plus if I was a yank citizen, I need to tell the IRS how much I earn even though I live and earn money in the UK. It's just an unnecessary inconvenience.
vote for trump next election
get some welfare
i already have a greencard though
>>52105671
Were you born in Israel to American parents or something?
>tfw no passport
>most cultural experience is going downtown
>>52105671
>I'm basically American
sell them to "syrians"
>>52105673
>most powerful passport
what?
>>52105511
keep it but stay in israel because i already got a life here.
>>52105748
It is, some nordic countries plus US and UK can visit the same number of countries visa-free considered the highest
>>52105664
>>52105786
yea plus they get free movement in the EU im pretty sure, unless them not being a part of that shingen (sp) doesn't allow this
what I dreamed about since I was 15 - buy a gun and go on a murder - suicide spree
>>52105671
>zone-sama!
>>52105671
I've even lived in America for like ten years, it's just that my parents thought it'd be great if I was born in Jerusalem.
Go figure -_-
>>52105723
But I am, anon.
I really am.
:(
>>52105833
You can visit the schengen area too because of the waiver program
>>52105846
^
>>52105718
Oops, wrong quote,
>>52105846
Jesus your parents sound like durka jews
>>52105861
if you meant you as in me with my US passport, yea i think youre right cause i never had to show my passport at borders in the EU over land or water. just in airports.
"So uhh...what kind of welfare can I get there?"
>>52105897
They're not durka, just so very easily manageable.
>>52105902
You have to show it in entry and when you leave schengen, it applies to the US passport, the main difference between what can a brit passport visit and an american one is mainly some shitty african tribes or countries you don't even know about
>>52105511
I have an American and Canadian passport. I've honestly never used the American one yet. I may renounce my American citizenship because I have to file taxes with the US too despite not living there since age 3 (I don't make enough to have pay anything though), but I may eventually want to move down.
>>52105994
I guess it can be useful.
My brother was born in the US, but he's not 18 yet so he can't renounce it even if he wants to and can afford the $2000 fee and multiple trips to London.
He wants to keep it at the moment because he's unsure about a career path and wants to keep his options open
>>52106175
Make sure he files his taxes, he can get in a lot of shit if he doesn't. I remember hearing something about Boris Johnson getting in trouble for unpaid taxes to the US because of his dual citizenship.
>>52105511
pay taxes apparently
Decline offer. Finnish passport is more powerful.
>>52105511
AWW YEAH, IT'S .22 RIFLE TIME :D
>>52106613
GOOD LUCK FINDING ENOUGH .22 AMMO :DDDDD
>>52105511
I have a Chilean and Spanish Passport, i guess the murrikan one can be good if i want to get drunk in australia or brazil but i don't know.
>>52105511
Divorce the ugly kike I married to get citizenship.
>>52105747
