>no places tie a rope to hang to hang myself in my apartment
>no rope
>all the knives I own are dull as fuck
I just want to kill myself tonight
>>52103862
Why?
>>52103862
come to mexico and join a cartel
No need to die now senpai. the race war is coming up, so you might as well die for a cause
calm down
JUST DO IT
DON''T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
YOUR MONGOL ANCESTOR TOOK ACTION AND RAPED YOUR GREAT GRANDMA TAKE EXAMPLE FROM HIM
JUMP IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING CAR
>>52103862
>Go up a building
>Jump off the roof and die
What's the issue
>>52103862
Sisu Pekka, Sisu.
Have you tried learning Common Lisp?
>>52103862
>he's suicidal due to the lack of sunlight
>meanwhile, I don't remember the sun since I started working night shifts three months ago, and I'm fine
>>52103862
You can easily kill yourself with a dull knife.
That said, suicide Is bad and you shouldn't kill yourself.
>>52103862
Go to Wal-Mart and buy a gun faggot.
>>52103862
First you should call the suicide line.
If not, just swallow all the pain medication you got, or just walk out into the freezing wilderness
>>52104216
Or swallow all the pain medication you got and THEN go out into the freezing wilderness
>>52104261
This, just replace wilderness with ocean
>>52103946
Lol what kind of logic is this
>no OP reply
R.I.P in peace
>>52103862
take a trip through Eastern Europe
damnmylifeisnotasbad.mov
Sounds like God wants you to live :)
>>52103862
suicide is a sin my mongol friend
>>52104642
suicide is honorable manly die in our mongolian culture
>>52104781
This
I guess I'll drink some more and try to avoid jumping out of my 3rd floor apartment window for now.
>>52104781
Only if you've shamed yourself right?
But a strong able-bodied man shouldn't off himself. He should make himself an asset to his family and friends?
We are not all useful - we cannot just go down to a factory and say "where do I sign up?" like our grandparents did. But we can still make ourselves useful somehow!
>>52103862
Don't you have bears in Finland? and I don't mean the Swedish kind if you know what I mean.
Well if you have bears in Finland you should go out like Timothy Treadwell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8MjDyfcMmU
>>52104856
like the sissy you are
>>52104887
you just contradicted yourself you dumb barbie doll
>>52104950
> Be mexican
> Have sunlight
> Have large extended family
> Have good food and a culture where you talk and hug each other and stuff
You wouldn't last a day. There's a reason the refugees go "Oh god, to where have they sent me?" upon arrival.
>>52104980
The Klingon way out due to shame of being a NEET is only meaningful if you cannot actually do any shit at all
>>52103862
If doubles you die a horrible death tomorrow.
>>52104856
You do that. Remember that you are loved.
>>52104856
You're not going to die at that height
Climb the fire escape to the roof and fall down there, write "MLP made me do this" in finnish on the wall with your own shit and blood before you do it.
>>52103862
>exgf threw away my rope while i was at work one day
suicide by cops
>>52105223
I don't think that's possible
>>52105223
But Finnish cops seem so reasonable.
Dei would dalk him down :DDDDDDD
