Average American men
OK.
>>52097237
Not gonna lie, that's actually spot on, except for in New England and the West Coast where the guys are hairless and skinnier.
>>52097237
I'd fuck the middle one. :3
average spanish men
>>52097237
looks like a gay redneck meetup
>>52097237
The one in the grey looks like a big guy.
>>52097237
They look handsome and dependable. Would husband/10
>>52097237
would discharge firearms and clap with.
>>52102867
>implying
>>52097237
This is kinda hot tbqh pham
>>52097237
I live in the midwest, and literally everyone looks like that. Fat, poorly dressed, and painfully lacking self-awareness.
For example, most of them would dress like pic related and think nothing of it. They are THAT disgusting.
>>52101500
>>52102067
>>52103152
>>52103152
This.
>tfw no husband to bring a deer back on weekends
>>52103193
>how dare people be secure enough to dress casually
>how dare they?!?!?!?!?!?!
t. virgin
>>52103257
>"casually" is wearing baggy, incorrectly sized clothing
Woot woot, Here's your faygo.
>>52097237
incredibly accurate good job to be honest
>>52103307
They look fine you homo. Looking pretty is the woman's job.
>>52103307
Wow it's almost like they're in their backyard
>>52103396
Then why don't you walk around wearing a burlap sack? It's cheap, sturdy, and comfy.
>>52103428
Because
>Looking pretty is the woman's job.
>>52097237
>Canadians acting like they look any different
>>52103428
It's not comfy at all, nor convenient
average canadian men
>>52103428
burlap itches.. and no pockets...
that post was bad and you should feel bad...
but your canadian so you probably already feel bad...
leaf us alone
>>52103418
You're being intentionally disingenuous if you think people don't walk around the neighborhood in those rags.
>>52103657
Not where I live
Please post average American women. I'm considering to move in the US.
>>52103396
it may be a womens job, but you get more women if you look nice. wearing nice clothes gets you laid more tbqh.
>>52103552
Why are they fatter than the average American?
>>52103657
Take off your fedora, there's nothing wrong with comfortable, casual clothes.
>>52103684
>>52103684
stay there muhammad
>>52103726
you tell me fatty
>>52103686
I'd rather date a larger guy with a good job who is dependable and can't dress than a skinny skellington who thinks he is an artist and dresses like a fag.
>>52103757
My nane is Mario (no joking)
>>52103786
t. buttblasted overweight 4/10 who can't get laid
>>52103827
>My name is Mario (no joking)
nice try Alberto
>>52103735
>if you don't dress like a homeless man you're a tryhard fedora
It's like when fat people accuse everyone else of being "skin and bones"
>>52097237
>>52103552
They all look so fat
>>52097512
>That's actually pretty spot on
Have you ever left the South in your life? I live in a fairly rural Midwest town and the only people that dress like that are literal farmers.
>>52103865
Nice projecting virgin.
>>52103939
Well isn't' everyone in the Midwest a literal farmer?
>>52103915
bullet-proof vests are bulky
>>52097237
I thought average North Americans were juggalos
>>52103995
The 3rd largest city in the US is in the Midwest. It's not like it's nothing but farms.
>>52097512
No, guys in New England do look like this in many areas. Not everyone is a liberal yuppie, you know. There are rich areas are not so rich areas.
>>52103995
no, there are literal ranchers too, and literal injuns.
>>52104050
Shitcongo isn't Midwestern to any degree of the word.
>>52103786
sure
but all other factors being equal, the person who looks clean and presentable will have the edge. dressing nicely shows women that you have enough social intelligence to not look off putting.
>>52097237
Burger here. Spot on, but funny coming from a Canadian. The average Canadian man is basically the same.
Average American girl. Pic related.
>Northface fleece
>just yoga pants with nothing else, butt cheeks hanging out
>uggs
>scarf
>holding Starbucks
Average American guy
>ball cap
>stripey collared shirt he thinks is classy with crew neck tee shirt underneath (cringe)
>unflattering bootcut jeans or cargo shorts
>athletic shoes
I would never dress this way, but I have no problem with it. Nothing wrong with being unpretentious.
>>52103982
thank u freud
>>52104265
Despite what people say, Illinois isn't just Chicago.
>>52104139
Not true. Men's clothes should be picked out by their wives.
A man who can't dress himself is good because when he goes out to the bar with his friends he won't have sluts throwing themselves at him.
>>52104332
>being this insecure
confirmed for>>52103865
>>52103939
>I live in a fairly rural Midwest town and the only people that dress like that are literal farmers.
You are fucking lying. I'm from Madison, Wisconsin and even college dudebros are hardly better. They don't have goatees and aren't fat, but they all wear ball caps and ugly jeans. Sports team apparel.
The only guy in that pic who is full on farmer is the middle guy. Yes, most people do NOT tuck in their tees and wear a big belt. But the other guys are absolutely average American.
Please educate us on how the denizens of your /fa/ rural midwest town dress.
Whoops here's girl pic related.
>>52103396
>looking pretty is a woman's job
>Midwesterners actually do say this
>2/3 of women overweight
>1/3 obese
>>52104389
>men don't cheat when they're drunk and have bar skanks all over them.
>>52104396
what's wrong with a girl in tight pants
>>52104396
Michigan here.
Have you noticed that Under Armor brand has become the overweight man's Nike? Here, every faux cowboy and fatbody wears under armour hats and hoodies, often in camouflage.
>>52104396
I guess I agree with you for the most part. I'm from Minnesota and this is 35+ male wear. For normies in the 13-25 range it's sweats/sports shirt (that they got from playing, like one of those sports schedule shirts). Actually, that's mostly high school. A lot of guys in college actually dress pretty well.
desu kek senpai
>>52104456
Its sartorially bankrupt. It's literally only worn because "everyone else is wearing it".
>>52097237
What's wrong with that?
>>52104614
Why is that a problem?
>much unique fashion aesthetic
>>52104731
Despite what you may think, it's perfectly appropriate to judge a book by its cover.
>>52104799
sorry you don't like pussy
>>52104820
I'm engaged, and my fiance likes that I dress well, thanks.
>>52104921
I bet your fiance likes that Tyrone wears loose fitting and easy to remove pants.
>>52097512
I'm from Maine and the guys in OP's pic would look completely normal here except that none of their hats are Redsox. I look and dress exactly like these guys Tbh
>tl;dr you're a jackass
Trying to keep up with inane fashion trends is a waste of time, money, and effort.
>>52104456
Nothing from my dick's perspective. But they are not pants, and if you think about it, you will start to get turned off by how really trashy and lazy wearing just yoga pants really is.
>>52104548
I'll go with that. Wisconsin studentbros wear moccasins and sweatpants to class + some kind of Wisconsin top. And New Era fitted or other cap.
>>52105003
fuck, if you ignore the baseball cap this pretty much fits me to a tee. though i tend to wear polo shirts at work with sweaters over them
>>52103552
me second from right
>>52105118
Probably 90% of the women I know wear yoga pants at least occasionally. They're ubiquitous enough that it's not really possible to tell a girls personality from just that.
>>52105003
shit fit m8
>>52097237
me in the middle
>>52105229
I'm not hardcore judging the personality of girls who do it, because I agree, but it's still trashy lazy and unflattering.
only clothes I own are jeans and oversized plain t-shirts
>>52105156
I also wear polos at work
>>52105246
It's normal American fit
Rugged, comfy, fits all body types, form over function, etc.
>>52105301
i need to be inside this woman
>the fashion of other men is a concern of mine
I swear you guys get gayer everytime I come here.
>>52105346
>tfw no Christian gun toting gf
>>52104139
>dress in casual clothes
>go to university for EE
>women talk to me because I'm not short and skinny like every liberal arts fag
How you dress is a lot less important than you think, look clean, be reasonably attractive, and be muscular.
why is shaming men for wearing men's clothes acceptable? I thought this place was against degenerate behavior
>>52105229
It's not just our girls either, my gf is Canadian and all the women there wear yoga/stretch pants with usually brown riding boots. It's the current trend for all North American women Tbh
>>52097237
what's up with these beards?
>>52105444
It's popular.
Has been for a long time, like 1900's.
It's a cowboy thing.
>>52105512
>It's a faggot thing.
ftfy
>>52105003
I don't see anything wrong with this. I mean, other than the watch. Why would anyone wear a watch in 2015 when literally everyone has a smart phone, an e-reader? Oh and the belt. Just buy a pair of jeans that actually fits you.
Also the hoodie is kinda gross color wise, and the material looks really cheap and rough. Hoodies are supposed to be soft and oversized, so you can hide from the world in them.
But overall 8/10 would wear it.
>>52105444
it's like the mullet for their faces
>>52105536
Why are you so angry?
>>52097237
>my dad looks exactly like that
>I will probably look like that in 10-15 years
>Long Island, NYfag
fugg
>>52105620
>Hoodies are supposed to be soft and oversized, so you can hide from the world in them.
r u a grill
>>52105756
I'm a guy and I agree with him. They're most comfy at home when they are oversized.
But practically, they are best at your size in order to keep heat in.
>>52104456
This is absolutely not true. Most men in shitty rural towns dress like this, but most American men don't live in shitty rural towns.
The average Canadian man looks the same tbqh. OP is a /fa/ggot from Toronto probably.
>>52105864
Yes, because city dwelling populations are known for their much better fashion sense.
>>52105620
>not wearing a belt regardless of how the pants fit
Almost as degenerate as wearing sweat pants in public
>hoodies
>oversized pants
>cargo shorts
>caps
>tucking your shirt in your pants
>>52105917
You're an idiot
>>52105756
no, I'm just a neurotic trainwreck. Hence my favourite game is pretending I don't exist, and hiding from the world in general. Hoodies are great, because people's eyes tend to pass over you without noticing, especially if you're wearing a dark gray one.
>>52105964
Hows Albuquerque? Is it still a giant festering shithole?
>>52105620
Yeah, I just grabbed some images offline. I use my phone and haven't worn a watch in years snd the only hoodie I consistently wear is a sofy cotton grey Boston one, it's not oversized though, just normal fitting.
I also wear a belt no matter how well my pants fit, not sure why, I just always put my belt on Tbh
>>52105917
pic rel made an entire career out of fashion photography
>>52097237
... ok? Looks like regular guys from any semi-rural community anywhere.
>>52106000
>he doesn't use a yellow regional to get more (you)s
>>52105864
I'm from L.A., my roommate is an Italian guy from Brooklyn, we both dress pretty much exactly like that
>>52105852
>those boots
>those coats
>those bags
it's like a uniform
>>52105620
>tfw too fat to hide in oversized clothes
I mean, I have some, but it's like dress shirts and whatnot and they're not comfy no matter how oversized they are.
Average Northern Swedish Men
>>52106174
Average Stockholm "men"
>>52105003
MAINE
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And yeah, that's a pretty average outfit for actual Mainers
>>52106078
Andy they'll all be talking about how poorly they dress behind their friends backs.
>>52106018
Neat.
>>52106061
>not using DUDE WEED the regional
Average New York men
>>52105949
This picture is of Frenchman at a firing range in Paris, they look exactly the same.
Nice try though Jaques
>>52106274
>not living in DUDE WEED the state
>>52106294
Except instead of that it's this
>>52105003
with a Yankee cap instead.
How do men dress in Oregon?
>>52106444
In Staten Island maybe
>>52106452
Like OP, except 50 lbs ago. You can thank quinoa and cycling culture for that
>>52106452
Plaid shirts, jeans. Casual but better than the average midwesterner or southerner.
>>52106508
>Like OP, except 50 lbs ago. You can thank quinoa and cycling culture for that
Yeah, when I drove through Oregon, I didn't see anyone wearing that typical flannel lumberjack stuff.
>>52106518
I didn't see a single soul wearing plaid actually. In fact, my Californian ass was wearing flannel plaid and dark jeans with desert boots there.
I wasn't expecting to out-/fa/ the hipsters deep into hipster territory.
Then again, Oregon isn't actually full of hipsters, its mostly normal American semi-rural folk that are liberal.
>>52106444
Keep up the good work NY
Fuck the Yankees though
>>52106452
It depends on whether or not you're in Portland, Eugene, or Corvallis.
It's usually casual, jeans and t-shirts and plaid. abound. In the city, you have a mixed bag but plaid still reigns.
t. Portlander
>>52106648
>tfw I literally went to Corvallis.
Didn't see that plaid getup either. I should probably go to Oregon again, I'll get a better look at their reputed fashion. Probably head up to Portland this time around.
>>52106609
To be fair, have you ever seen a black guy in Fenway Park who wasn't on first base or singing the national anthem?
>>52106648
Plaid still reins here as well, especially based L.L. Bean
t. original Portlander
Question:
1) What's a quinoa
2) Where can I get chia seed pudding, looks delicious
3) What's spin class
4) What's a 'bespoke vegetarian' restaurant, what does that even mean
5) Why are restaurants called eateries
Thank you
>>52106770
Questions to ask white people in the Pacific Northwest?
>>52106679
>kek
Once I saw a black guy scalping tickets
>>52106770
>What's a quinoa
no fuking idea
>Where can I get chia seed pudding, looks delicious
prolly on the west coast
>spin class
its something women do, they sign up for a class where they ride stationary bikes with a trainer
>bespoke vegitarian
lmao the west coast is fucked
>eateries
idk it's more of an interchangeable term
>>52106294
kek that fabric looks like fucking garbage bag
>>52106676
I made those exceptions because they're cities with a larger young population. Eugene and Corvallis are college towns so you have more young people and diversity.
We do tend to be big on plaid in the hipster areas, not necessarily flannel, but woven. Lots of people wear jeans, including skinny ones.
It's raining hard here right now, so you'll see lots of rain jackets like Northface.
>>52106770
>it's a protein-packed grain, popular for its flavor absorbing qualities and nutty crunch
>specialty/health food stores offer them. I saw them for sale at a local deli, but so expensive (4 dollars for a little pack)
>you ride weighted stationary bicycles with an instructor giving you words of motivation
>bespoke is pic related, i.e. tailored to a point. probably a vegetarian restaurant that offers more than just soy wraps
>they are rarely called eateries by actual people, but it's a fancy word when writing about food
>say the Pacific Northwest seems like the objectively best US region these days
>Americans sperg out at me and call me a hipster
Why does this keep happening?
Why do you hate the Northwestern part of your country so much?
It seems to be a better version of California, with more water and less non-whites....
>>52107011
>less non-whites
L O L i live in Asian gentrification central in Washington
>>52107011
NYC here, I've never met anybody who hates the Northwest, mainly because nobody gives a fuck about the region either way
Also, the whole place is long overdue for a catastrophic earthquake and tsunami
>captcha: select all bodies of water
it's destiny
>>52107011
Colorado is desu
>>52107094
Asians are honorary whites tho
>>52107104
Maybe they just hate when a foreigner talks well about the region then
>>52107201
>Asians are honorary whites tho
I'm literally brown. I'm just rich and educated
>>52107201
Not chinks
>>52107274
Brown Asian?
So an Arab basically?
To be clear, when I say "Asian" I really mean East Asians (Japanese, Koreans etc.)
>>52107347
Nah, Indian Hindu. There are loads of us here in the Pacific Northwest.
Barely any Muslims or Arabs though.
![1432360835332[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0uQKabR.jpg "1432360835332[2].jpg")
>>52103684
>>52107011
Now try Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont, the Atlantic Northeast, better in every possible way and much whiter
>>52107391
Didn't she get beat up
>>52107386
Oh ok
yeah, you guys seem alright generally
For some reason many of your people end up as McDonald's shift managers over here
>>52107396
But those states seem a bit boring 2bh
Does anyone even live there?
Are there any meaningful cities like Seattle there?
>>52105003
Fellow Mainer here.
I'd replace the boots with Bean Boots for casual wear.
>>52107526
it's where ben&jerry's is from
>>52104265
>implying people even know these states
>>52104614
>>52104799
>>52107607
Compared to the Northwest, that gave the world Microsoft, Nike and a fucking Starbucks on every corner of this planet
>>52107526
Yeah, cities like Portlnd, ME have plenty of things to do urbanfag wise but the areas best recreations are hunting, sea an freshwater fishing, sailing, hiking, whale watching, canoes/kayaks, camping, atvs, etc.
People do live here, white people Tbh
>>52107534
Based Bean Maine hunting shoe, still the best footwear ever made
>>52106262
Is there some kind of peer pressure on these women for them to dress like carbon copies of each other? Like I get liking a trend and there's people here who'll wear some trendy piece or look similar but never to that degree
My sister went to New York and she told me that all girls there are now wearing Longchamp bags, almost every single one except for the hippies, and if your eyebrows aren't super crisp, thick and fake looking then they're automatically bad and you should be brow-shamed (an actual thing) 'for your own good'.
How true is this?
>>52106728
Portland is literally one of the comfiest cities in the country.
>>52107691
>Microsoft
The tech they use is nade at Natiinal Semiconductor, in Maine
>Nike
If you want shit plastic made by Asian children and favored by blacks, then Nike is the very best, if you want a good quality, durable, lasting boot with an industry famous, century old, no questions asked lifetime guarantee go with Maine's L.L. Bean brand
>Starbucks
Comparing something like Starbucks to delicious hippie Ben & Jerry's just makes you look bad.
Hippies > yuppies Tbh
>>52107956
I kinda like my Nike Air Max 2bh...
>>52107821
Not sure about New Portland, but old Portland definitely is, might be the only American city I actually like
Not just me either, I was in the USCG here in Maine, stationed with people from all over the US, about the only thing we all had in common was the fact that we all thought Portland had some sort of intangible quality that made it an amazing city, no idea why really, but people always love Portland.
>>52108102
I kind of like living in the statistically safest and whitest state with rhe best boots Tbh
Portland is in Oregon tho
>>52108207
>living in portland
Must be nice to be rich. I love that city but I am just too poor to live there. Currently drinking a Foundation beer. Also have a healthy stock of Bissell.
>>52108344
I don't live in Portland, I couldn't afford it either, I live Doweast, so far Downeast in fact that Alabama and Mississippi seem fancy. I'm drinking Natty Daddy 8% beer, it's 99 cents for a man can. Tastes like rancid gasoline but $7 will get you so fucked up that you actually can get there from here.
>>52105362
tbf the same people that say this are the same people that call other men fags for not dressing like a peasant
>>52108517
I hear that. I love the Downeast region. Lubec is comfy af.
Really is too bad to many people from away are moving to Portland. They are good people but they are driving the locals out with the increased housing costs.
>>52108309
Oregon does not exist outside of IFC.
>>52105852
shorter boots with wool socks that go above the top of the boot, that's the winter counterpart to that outfit.
also
>triggered
>>52108601
I live next door to Lubec, within sight, just the other side of Cobscook Bay in Eastport.
You're spot on about Portland, it's starting to suffer from the same problems Bar Harbor and OOB have always had.
>>52105852
I wish...
It will be a welcome change from all the burkas.
(Nyc city college)
>>52105917
Filthy Frank stunt double auditions
>>52108653
My gf dresses exactly like that pic, for Christmas this year she asked for darker, slightly shorter boots and thick wool socks that go over the top and have embroidery in the sides, something like pic.
Apparently it's the big new thing
>>52109095
what are those things on the sock
americans are such fascinating creatures
>>52097237
Arr rook same
>>52109228
Embroidery, it can be lots of things, letters, symbols, sports or school insignias, etc. Just popular right now
I think Scots have been decorating wool socks for centuries actually.
>>52107011
Every region of the US hates each other.
>>52107691
dunkies > starbucks
this captcha proves it
>>52107956
>>52108207
>riding L.L. Bean's dick this hard
>litterally middle-age, middle-class wear
>best boots
>not even working class
Red wing master race, reporting in.
>inb4 I don't know shit about L.L. Bean
Catalogue is in the recycling pile
>m-m-muh monograms!
>>52106174
>>52106235
sweden,yes.
where are the raping refugees?
>implyn
Literally me except I can't grow a beard even though I'm in my 20s
>>52105346
>>52105375
Se seems a little below average to me. I don't find her attractive.
