Scotsman on holiday in Russia here
AMA and I'll tell you how many of le propagandas and memes are true
Is it a shithole?
>>52091003
>Be Scott
>Go to referendum
>Should Scotland be a real country?
>Say no
Why Scotts are ćućś?
>>52091181
Maybe they want London's moni.
>>52091178
Nope
Not St Petes anyway
>>52091181
The UK is a real country and we started it lmao
>>52091520
>Nope
>Not St Petes anyway
I wasn't asking about Russia.
>>52091181
>he can't even spell scot right
pooland lol
get back to cleaning the toilet
>>52091003
Fuck me. I'm a Scot on business in St. Petes. Small world! May I join in?
>>52091520
Lies. Did you even leave the center of the city?
>>52092953
The not so nice parts are about the same most of central Scotland. Commie blocks and all.
I'm pretty sure Soviets were brought in to consult on Social housing in the 70s to Scotland, which is why things are similar.
>>52093089
Well, didn't know Scotland was such shithole.
>>52093189
Oh yes... the central part is. Massive unemployment, commie block housing, even our "neds" look and act like bydlos. We have a LOT in common
russia or scotland?
you decide
>>52091003
What's it like living in a depressing socialist state, with high levels of alcoholism and drug abuse and a low life expectancy?
On an unrelated note, what's it like living in Russia?
>>52092798
W-where are you la
>>52093189
Not as much as Russia but the major cities have commieblock districts which basically act as scum containment zones
Only makes up a fraction of our housing though
>>52093348
>he lives in a caliphate and tries to shittalk the only remaining white bit of UK.
lol little englanders
>>52093321
One up ye mate: Russia or Scotland?
>>52093348
You tell me mate, we live in the same country.
For my part, I live in the most affluent city in the country, which just happens to be the Scottish capital.
Enjoy your paki rape gangs and ubiquitous poverty, nigel.
How many girls here played on your bagpipe?
>>52093434
I think they got rid of them recently, or were at least talking about it.
I try not to go to Glasgow if I can help it.
>>52093430
It will be new Sweden if your SNP carries on ye nonce.
>>52093367
City Centre - Corinthia hotel pretty nice.
>>52093621
>votes tory
>calls other nonce
wew laddie
>>52093537
11 in the last 4 weeks. I come for the business, I stay for the girls.
>>52093599
Aye most were felled this summer, but its a good example :)
>>52093537
N-none
I haven't been out a at night because I'm too beta to go myself
I am already planning to come back with my mate, how likely are they to fuck me?
Your girls are incredible by the way. The sheer volume of qts is suffocating.
>>52093621
I have definitely walked past it mate
I am also in tsentralny. An apartment off Vladimrskiy Prospekt.
I am off tomorrow afternoon unfortunately. You been hitting the bars and clubs?
>>52093682
Are you aware of any of the SNPs policies on immigration? At all?
You mention a caliphate in England? They are determined to destroy Scotland the same way.
Why are SNP voters so illiterate and poorly informed?
>>52093430
>little englanders
Probably best not to use insults if you're not sure what they mean
http://fee.org/freeman/proud-little-englander/
>>52093621
Fucking hell mate I just checked the map, we are around the corner from one another.
>>52093744
Russian pussy is easier than a night out in Grassmarket and Cowgate mate. You nee dto get out and try.
4 I met in the hotel lobby (in b4 hookers, thoug I had a few of those too). Shame you are leaving I would hook you up.
>>52093786
our pakis are domesticated, and unlike the sharia's down south we can deal with terror threats.
>>52093892
Small world eh? haha
Id say lets get a drink, but Sunday there's fuck all on, and I've an early start tomorrow.
>>52093842
>little englanders are clinical retards with a fetish for multiculturalism and voting for parties that get BTFO by lefty jocks.
glad we cleared that up
>>52093909
Do you speak Russian? Or the girls speak english?
>>52092181
Rude ɯɐɟ
>>52094012
Aye
I can't really get out anyway
Fucking strange one like
Where are you from, perchance it's a double coincidence?
>>52093942
So you are OK with poisoning nice safe white towns with hundreds of shitskins then?
Last SNP voter I talked to I punched in the neck. You people are scum and you are destroying this country.
>>52094025
So you dont know, and refuse to read.
Glad we cleared THAT up.
>>52091003
have you injected krokodil in you yet?
>>52094095
>tory voters prone to violence when confronted by heterosexuals
lol
>>52094105
isn't it time for evening prayers nigel?
>>52094035
I speak rough Russian, enough to get by like. About 1/3 of the lassies I've met so far have spoken some English though.
>>52094090
Dumfriesshire. Tory country :)
You're an Edinburger I take it?
>>52092181
you didn't ask anything. that was my question you meme, give it back.
>>52094173
I voted UKIP actually - protest vote. SNP loves fairy's and poofs, are you sure you didn't mean homosexuals?
>>52094293
>I voted UKIP actually
oh god i can't breathe.
you're more keked than all the fathers in rotherham.
>>52094235
I am you, you tit. We've forgoten to take the pills again.
>>52094219
Midlothian strictly speaking, but yes.
You come here often?
>>52094360
are you implying the SNP policies are not socialist c.uck policies and UKIPs are?
>>52094360
Why do you hate Scotland so much?
Oh look a lovely view of the hills
>eh lets put up some wind turbines and shit the place up
Oh look at this lovely white town, people don't lock their doors at night, and have a strong sense of community
>eh lets shit this place up with 3rd world immigrants
Oh look how the EU is imposing retarded laws on all European countries and denying them their sovereignty.
>eh, lets leave the UK where we have a say on our future, but totally integrate into the EU where bureaucrats do all the thinking for us.
Oh look how strong the pound is internationally!
>eh lets keep the pound, but let England control it completely instead of having a say.
Fucking numpties the lot of ya.
>>52093909
Yeah, if you have british passport and shiny euros.
>>52094381
Every day m8 :) Mostly /pol tho
>>52094173
>stole italian pic
>>52094663
there needs to be a SIP (scottish independence party) tee bee haich
fuck snp, but scotland needs to be independent tee bee haich
>>52094733
I meant St Petersburg ya dafty
I am probably coming back in summer
>>52094663
>Who needs lots of police forces, let's make one big one. Three day response time to a car crash anyone?
>>52094663
Agree with what you said apart from the wind turbines lad. UKIP policies are great but their views on energy are odd if not arbitrarily contrarian.
>>52094725
Yep, feels good man. I told one I was an American just for lols. Was balls deep in her 30 minutes later. I love that they can't tell accents. You can be anyone here.
>>52094782
Would possibly support independence under in the name of a more agreeable party and if the Scottish people cleaned up their political views but until then I will continue to oppose independence.
>>52094813
Oh haha. Yes, I'm here every 6-8 weeks or so for the next year. Though some trips are Moscow.
What brought you here? What have you done while you were here if not shag slaggy Russian lassies?
>>52094825
Oh aye, thanks m8, forgot that one.
My local constabulary now gets calls directed up to Motherwell. Its ridiculous.
>>52094920
Same here. The thought of a 1 party Socialist state under the SNP is terrifying of Soviet proportions. If there was a sane alternative id consider independence too.
>>52094951
Lucky bastard
What line of work brings you to St Pete's if I may ask?
I'm here on with my da on a short cultural holiday.
I am a history buff myself and amateur classicist. My dad is just a jake who pretends to be interested in history.
Spent several hours in the Russian Museum on Friday, about six hours at the Hermitage yesterday and took in a Rimsky-Korsakov opera at the Mariinsky today.
>>52095074
consider being the key word of course. there would still be many unanswered questions like that of currency but at least that way it may not be a welfare state destined to collapse over its own public handouts.
>>52094831
You realize that they get huge financial incentives for these windfarms?
They are inefficient, and cost more environmentally to produce then they save in greenhouse gasses over their life time.
Also you have to live in a really shitty area not to think they spoil our majestic views.
>>52095188
Sounds like a really nice break. You definitely need to see St Petes at night though!
I work in asset management. Help British businessmen dodge their taxes by investing in Russia. 2 things I believe in - Russia's future and not paying to prop up freeloaders in the UK welfare state.
>>52095299
Well said - I like you.
>>52094920
>>52095074
reasonable enough
>>52095576
Sounds like we would get along mate. Scottish 4chan is 80% SNP shilling bogtrotter diaspora.
>tfw studying history at edinburgh and will never live the globetrotting banker lifestyle
>>52095811
>bogs
scotland
wot
isnt it all mountains and shit
>>52095576
Albeit, I agree the initial financial incentives are a problem, however, you must agree that if said windfarms were to have private backing, there would be no problems with them?
>>52095920
>forgot meme arrows
just end it
>>52095920
Irish immigrants you nugget
>>52095811
U of E Alumni here too m8. Never say never, my degree was in Anthropology - almost as useless. I woke up and decided money would make for a much more interesting and fulfilling lifestyle :)
Bigtrotters would fully explain the lack of basic reading comprehension and ability to formulate a plausible reply or opinion. haha
>>52095576
>I work in asset management. Help British businessmen dodge their taxes by investing in Russia. 2 things I believe in - Russia's future and not paying to prop up freeloaders in the UK welfare state.
>>52095997
Absolutely not. There are far better, cleaner and more efficient ways to generate power (Nuclear). Green energy is purely political and financial.
If a land owner wants to do it on his own land I suppose its not my place to say so, but I think its pure treason to ruin our unspoiled countryside.
Yes, my view is more important that inefficient energy and living peoples pockets. If the SNP gets their way there won't be a hillside free of them. It's a full time battle where I stay, and they are really ruining the area.
>>52096085
Good on you bud. Come to think of it, I could make a hefty fortune by opening a chain of carwashes in St Petersburg.
Anyway I better get some kip. Enjoy your time here mate.
And what a fucking mad coincidence by the way.
>>52096333
Yep, none of my £130k this year went into your bennies cheque. Small victory.
>>52096428
Aye very odd coincidence! Enjoy the rest of your stay, and have a safe trip home.
Haste ye back!
>>52093321
This doesn't look like Russia at all, too easy even without the trashbin.
>>52096349
>I think its pure treason to ruin our unspoiled countryside.
твн I've got no problems with wind turbines in the landscape. I think they're somewhat graceful. I think the backlash is just a kneejerk reaction
300 years ago mills, mines and windmills ruined valleys in the North with industrialisation. Now some old ruined mill is a picturesque part of the landscape. People get used to things.
>>52096472
If we're going to internet boast, I bought my own home when I was 22, cunt.
I hope you have the integrity to get your treatment in Russia when you get cancer or one of your hookers gives you the AIDS
>>52096741
You must live in a shite area. There no hill from the Solway to Ullapool that looks better with a dozen turbines on it. Its not so bad in teh central belt or the N.E. where its flat and dull, but it a fucking tragedy in the highlands and islands and down in the uplands where I stay. The offshore ones as well. Robin Rigg is horrible.
>>52096737
See:
>>52093434
My example is better.
>>52096891
I pay for private healthcare as everyone should have to. I don't subscribe to socialism, I don't suckle the states tit, and I don;t contribute to it. And no I am not a trust fund baby or born with a silver spoon. My dad was a squadie and my mum a house wife.
>>52091003
>how many of le propagandas and memes are true
How many memes are true?
>>52097111
>>52097111
Comendable attitude.
While you're at it also try not to drive on any roads while you're back in the UK, hire some private bodyguards so you don't need to ever call the police and get some cast-iron fire insurance. It would be appreciated if you wouldn't seek consular assistance any time you might need it in Russia.
Probably you should also make sure to ask all the business men on your books whether they've ever benefitted from government grants, subsidies or investment so that you dont help more freeloaders. Because, you know, youre not a hypocrite.
>>52096008
not all irish are bogtrotters. im a bogtrotter, but someone from cork or dublin city isnt
t. culchie pro
