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>>52071114
pajeet
>>52071153
भाई मेरा नाम पाजीत नही है |
>>52071153
my son
DEATH TO PAKISTAN
GREATER INDIA NOW!
>/bharat/
>not /desi/
pajeet pls
>>52065138
>>52071114
dhalsim pls. i cant read that yoga magic words.
India is the shittiest place on earth, no memes intended.
Devanagari looks nice.
>>52071114
I can't read this fucking shit stain script garbage
>>52071409
you forgot to say sorry, canada
>>52071302
how's the radiation? Did it shrink your pee-pee, chung wang sung kun?
>>52071324
seems like cultural empowerment is working out for you. How are the refugees treating you?
>>52071434
You forgot to say thank you, come again india
>>52071630
nobody here says that
>>52071663
They do in the first world, you should try it
>>52071482
>refugess xD
that was epic banter m8 ^^
now back to india, it's literally the worst place to be born into
>>52071822
not really.
India has more personal liberties than many other countries
>>52071733
But why should I ask Maple Syrup to come back again?
>>52071896
such as the liberty to shit where ever you please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s6aNjJRbrA
>>52071114
POO IN THE LOO
>>52071942
"shitting streetes" is false.
There's no shitting streets and it is actually fined.
But there are too many people here
Tell me about those toilet witches pajeet.
>>52072128
There are none.
>>52072049
SHITTING
>>52072184
Pajeet... Your mom told you about not lying
>>52072498
How would i know? I was doing your mum
>>52072689
His mum told you about not lying.
>>52072689
weak
>>52072689
ORIGINAL
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>>52072774
>implying she knew English or any Indian language
>>52072828
>implying you know how to use a toilet
>>52071114
Hippity hopitus skipidi donut poo poo
DESIGNATED
>>52072912
I actually do
>gaystralia
POO
POO IN LOO
Tell me about the Ganges River, why do you shit in it?
CAN'T WAIT TO BECOME A WHITE SERVANT
>>52073222
A lot of shitposting for an Ameriburger!
>>52073222
its a big river
>>52073341
If I drain the water will you die?!
>>52073383
It will be extremely stinky
>>52073353
4U
U
>>52073341
Well perhaps he's wondering why someone would shit in it, before drinking from it.
if india is so advanced why is immigration at airports still done manually
>>52073451
You're a stinky guy
>>52073156
Do you? Or do you wagon-wheel your way to the nearest designated shitting street?
>>52073696
leave my buddy raj alone
>>52073544
for you
>>52073464
At least you can Overeat!
Who paid you to grab Dr. Burger?
>>52073696
My house has a toilets
>>52073914
If your house has a toilet why do you still shit outside?
>>52073914
a hole in the ground in a shed isn't a toilet
Why will 'normal' Indians never admit that their people are the most disgusting on earth?
POO IN LOO
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>>52073914
No one cared who I was til I put on the fat
>>52073943
I don't.
Like, 7-10% of the country does, everyone else has toilets
>>52073973
I live in an apartment mate
like pic
>>52074022
Well comgratulations, you got obese!
What's the next step in your master plan?
>>52073765
America please, you let the methane get to your head.
>>52073696
>2015 still using shiting streets
>not owning your white toilet slave
>>52074097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU Is this the most famous Indian song?
>>52074097
timestamp your toilet then
>i..i have no camera
i see ;-)
have fun squatting in the dirt mate
>>52074163
Hardly anyone knows about this in India.
The most popular songs are old songs from the 70s or 80s
>>52074167
I don't want to see a pic of my house on the internet
>>52074222
hmm what might be the reason for that ;--)
we all have dream m8 it's ok, you can visit europe one day maybe and see what a toilet is IRL
>>52074097
Crashing this body.
With no survivors!
>>52074222
So no one knows it, the message failed to get across and people still aren't pooing in the loo, damn...
>>52074222
You can never be an Honarary Canuck shit skin.
>>52074163
Most people don't know that even exists . It's written in English ,kek
The most popular meme song is that retarded "why this kolawadi " song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7A9Kj54HBo
when will Tamil nadu secede?
>>52074352
>living in a communist utopia
no thanks.
>>52074272
Now is not the time for starving, Doctor Pavel.
That comes later
>>52074263
>visiting europistan
If I want to die by muslims, sure
>>52074438
they'll give them money and they'll settle
hardly ever gonna happen
>>52074468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42WcMIZk7cY
>>52074468
>muslim meme xD
good one buddy
as opposed to your empty shills the nastiness of india is a very serious and existing problem
>>52074523
not a serious problem at all
>>52074506
I don't know that language
>>52074468
Have we started the dinner?
>>52074600
ignorance is bliss my man
>>52074601
Yes, the food rises
how do we fix india lads
>>52074643
Get cu.cked by Merkel
>>52074681
leave it
Is India the worst country in human history?
>>52074733
That goes to Chad or Sudan
>>52074146
nyc
props on taking the bants desu
you're right
>>52074681
>we
Remove age of consent laws desu
>>52074797
it doesn't actually
it goes to india, the dirtiest, most disgusting piece of filth to ever call itself a nation on this planet
why didn't the brits genocide you little shits before they left desu
>>52074919
Have you ever been to India?
earth will be poopulated solely by Indians one day and it will be glorious
>>52074982
>implying i want to breathe actual shit
>>52075034
Then don't hold wrong opinions
>>52075034
8 inch
>>52075085
>can't handle the truth
>>52074919
Why the vitriol, hans?
Don't turn into Sweden.
>>52075142
>accepting lies as the truth
>>52075253
you still haven't given us any proof as to why it isn't the way we claim it to be (which is the way it is anyway)
>>52075339
tell me what you think India is like precisely
>>52075402
shit
>>52075435
nice shitpost, Hans
Now wear your gas mask, quickly
Question to Indians: How tall are you guys?
india = mini earth
chinks, whites, browns and blacks, every religion, even every habitat that exists in this world, they are all there.
>>52075504
I'm 5' 11"
most people I know are my height
Average is 5'6" for men and 5'4" for women
>>52075668
>5'6"
Why are you using the imperial system? Are you an American?
>>52075735
I'm comfortable with both systems
180-182 cm
>>52075847
It still makes no sense for you to use the Imperial system when it's not a standard in either India or Sweden. Literally only a minority on /int/ uses it and most of them are asleep right now.
>>52075920
It's a mixed bag here.
People use Celcius for temperature and farenheit in thermometers.
distances are standard in kilometers but heights are usually mapped in inches and feet.
It's weird.
>>52075990
Yeah it's literally retarded.
>>52076043
Too many people, honestly.
It must get annoying having an Indian flag here with the constant banter
>>52076212
Poooooooooo.
>Even the Anglo-Indians hate their homeland
Indians are unironically among the best posters. You guys are cool.
I just have one question
What is curry good for?
I put it on my french fries,and it tasted like nothing.
>>52077190
depends on the type of curry.
It wont taste good with anything american.
It needs bread or a roti to taste good.
Rice always works.
>>52076625
It's easier not to post sometimes
Allahu akbar
>>52078054
Indians are 13.4% muslim
most of them in J&K
not really applicable
DESIGNATED
>>52078213
SHITTING
>>52078213
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
khwaja sarao ko hindi mein kya kehte hai? hijra?
can any of you bitches even read hindi? let alone write it?
>>52078575
मुझे नही पता ख्वाजा सराऔ क्या है |
DESIGNATED
>>52071630
Funny, that's what I said to your mother last night ;)
>>52079935
MAPLE
poop
Maple Syrup smuggling in Canada
kek
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-35028380
>Yet the rebels continue to complain about what they see as the federation's heavy-handed tactics, such as Daniel Gaudreau, a producer from Scotstown in southern Quebec.
>He says that in 2014 the FPAQ accused him of selling more than his allotted quota, and so seized his entire production. This year, he says, the federation even posted private guards on his property, and is now suing him for more than 225,000 Canadian dollars.
You can't sell your own Maple Syrup in Canada!
poop
>>52080162
Poop
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>>52080282
I need sauce for this graph.
>>52080282
Fucking hell, I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice
>>52080282
india should be the new portugal
>>52080661
t. Mandeep Singh
they take SHITS on STREETS, you can NOT make this SHIT UP
>>52081659
but you just did
