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देसी দেশি દેશી ದೇಶಿ ദേശി දේශිය ଦେଶୀ ਦੇਸੀ தேசி దేశీయుడు དེསི دیسی ދއިސއެ thread: mention things pertaining to south asia edition
is that loo runes
>>52065146
>mfw moldova has a lower gdp per capita than india
>>52065146
Magic Loo Runes, that open doors to mysterious worlds when written on the right surfaces
Moving away from India in 2016, feels like I've won the lottery!
>>52065301
nice where u going familia
>>52065339
Dubai, thankfully not in construction
>>52065181
That's because they spent their money to buy loos.
>>52065497
sounds shit
>>52065627
that isn't how gdp works pietro
>>52065712
Lets see, apparently bidets are a big thing in the U.A.E I'm excited to use them
DESIGNATED
Post your mobile internet speed faggots.
>>52065995
don't use a phone desu.
http://toi.in/XEGvtZ
>A charge sheet filed by the CBI in the Jiah Khan case provides chilling details about the actor's pregnancy; how her boyfriend Sooraj Pancholi aided her in the subsequent abortion; and how the termination of pregnancy left her an emotional wreck, possibly leading to her suicide.
>The CBI charge sheet, submitted to a sessions court on Wednesday, describes Khan's abortion and Pancholi's role in it in graphic detail. A source gave details of the charge sheet to Mumbai Mirror on the express condition of anonymity and said that Jiah was four weeks pregnant when she informed Pancholi about it.The couple then approached a physician who prescribed some medicines for medical termination of pregnancy (MTP) but that didn't help.The couple then approached another doctor and finally a gynaecologist who prescribed a stronger and more effective combination of drugs.
>"After taking the medicine, Khan started haemorrhaging and called Pancholi for help.She was in pain and needed immediate medical attention but Pancholi allegedly asked her to wait and called up the gynaecologist for guidance. He was asked to rush Khan to hospital as the foetus had probably aborted but had not been expelled from the body, which is probably what led to the hemorrhaging," the charge sheet says. It adds that Pancholi was afraid that if Khan got hospitalised, their relationship would become public knowledge and his career could grind to a halt even before taking off. Sooraj then decided to take matters in his own hand rather than risk going to a hospital. He extricated the foetus and disposed of it in the toilet, the charge sheet alleges.
Tfw you will never put your hand up Jiah's coochie, take out the goo and dispose it in the loo.
>>52065868
What job do you have If I can ask?
कोई यहाँ पर हिन्दी में क्यूँ नही बात करता है? यह /देसी/ है, हिन्दी में बात करो|
>>52071546
for only 40%
also hindi is the language of india, not of all of south asia.
desi is for all of south asia my man.
>>52071589
okay
>Go to Sri Lanka
>Back in my cunt
>YouTube ads from 'Strayan Gov't in Sinhala telling me I'll be deported if I try escaping there
>YouTube recommendations now contain Asian softcore porn shorts
South Asia is a weird place.
>>52071943
>rest of the world gets qt teenage porn
>we get fat mallu aunties
>>52071546
Because this is /desi/ not /bihari/
>>52071943
>YouTube ads from 'Strayan Gov't in Sinhala telling me I'll be deported if I try escaping there
>doesn't use adblock
you deserve it
>>52072053
>implying I am bihari
Biharis are the worst Indians.
Has anyone here been to HK?
dasssssssssdassssssssss
>>52072214
Bihar had a glorious past shame about their present.
>>52072344
>HK
?
>>52072395
Dil ka panchi bole kuku kuku
>>52072501
hong kong you muppet
>Dil ka panchi bole kuku kuku
poetry
>Another /desi/ will be archived without hitting 50 posts
>>52065138
Hip pity hopitus poo poo.
>>52073453
Dumb frogposter
use froge
Can somebody translate this for me?
It's Tamil, I suppose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtMy63lj-d0
muthamizhil paada vandhaen muruganaiyae vaNangi nindraen
thithikkum kumaran paeril deiveega azhagai kandaen
muthamizhil paada vandhaen muruganaiyae vaNangi nindraen
thithikkum kumaran paeril deiveega azhagai kandaen
muthamizhil paada vandhaen muruganaiyae vaNangi nindraen
vaelendraal veeram varum kandhan endraal karuNai varum
shanmuganai saraNadaindhaal sangeetham paada varum
vaelendraal veeram varum kandhan endraal karuNai varum
shanmuganai saraNadaindhaal sangeetham paada varum
aaru padai veetil Odi viLaiyaadum swamy naathanae saravaNanae
aaru padai veetil Odi viLaiyaadum swamy naathanae saravaNanae
aaru mugam kondu aaruthal thandhu kOdi nalam kaatum guruparanae
muthamizhil paada vandhaen muruganaiyae vaNangi nindraen
bharathathaai madiyinilae paNbudanae thavazhudindraen
pazhamaiellaam ninaivootum painthamizhil paadugindraen
bharathathaai madiyinilae paNbudanae thavazhudindraen
pazhamaiellaam ninaivootum painthamizhil paadugindraen
kaala varalaaru pOtri pughazh paadum kavithai yaavumae thani thamizhae
kaala varalaaru pOtri pughazh paadum kavithai yaavumae thani thamizhae
naaLum muraiOdu nanmai pala thaedi vaazha vazhi koorum thirukuraLae
muthamizhil paada vandhaen muruganaiyae vaNangi nindraen
thithikkum kumaran paeril deiveega azhagai kandaen
muthamizhil paada vandhaen muruganaiyae vaNangi nindraen
thithikkum kumaran paeril deiveega azhagai kandaen
muthamizhil paada vandhaen muruganaiyae vaNangi nindraen
how does it feel to never get accepted into society?
indians are nasty
POO IN LOO
>>52073734
>tfw you get to take a communal shower
sadly, I will never know thise feels
>>52074957
*these
>>52065995
Also post monthly cap Mohammad :^)
daane daane pe likha hai khanee wale la naam
>>52076443
*examines daana under microscope*
>>52076204
20 GB :(
Malayalam>Tamil>Bengali>>>>>>Punjabi>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hindi>Urdu
>>52073453
Not on my watch friend
What happens here
>>52078276
>WB
Disgusting commies
>Orissa
South Indians in denial
>AP
Caste wars that put Bihar to shame
Mad rush to get to US, fuckers have a visa temple.
Mad dowries.
Most N.Indian (read: asshole) of the southies
>>52078035
get cuc.ked
>>52078276
general BS and people eating rice
>>52079892
DESIGNATED
>>52078090
script wise?
i agree.
Why do people hate Honey Singh so much?
He's much better than the other generic thrash making """"music"""""
>>52080115
>tsunami
>feces
nice paint
But this isn't paint
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/dispatches-from-montreals-river-of-shit
>>52080237
DESIGNATED
>>52080340
You are POOP
Your country is poop
Everywhere you walk is poop.
>>52080365
>eight billion litres of steaming raw sewage are flowing into one of Canada's most important waterways.
>>52080488
Hippity hoppitus that is all I hear from shitskins.
Have fun in bangolololololollolbad
>>52080237
post yo fav honey singh, kul
>>52065138
paki cunt
>>52080609
>EIGHT BILLION LITRES OF
>STEAMING RAW SEWAGE
>>52080758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9HKYw5C7zM
>>52080803
Designated shitting.
>>52073453
>tfw just made it
:)
>>52080784
C.uck
>>52080936
>has literal river of shit
>b-but d-designated shitting
fucking lol. leafs are the worst posters
>>52080920
wew, sorry i asked.
>>52065900
Oh great, here's Australia. Get your backpacks and boots ready for this one boys and girls.
Read this, Maple Syrup
Maple Syrup smuggling in Canada
kek
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-35028380
>Yet the rebels continue to complain about what they see as the federation's heavy-handed tactics, such as Daniel Gaudreau, a producer from Scotstown in southern Quebec.
>He says that in 2014 the FPAQ accused him of selling more than his allotted quota, and so seized his entire production. This year, he says, the federation even posted private guards on his property, and is now suing him for more than 225,000 Canadian dollars.
You can't sell your own Maple Syrup in Canada!
>>52073734
I got accepted into your grandma's pussy last night , Bruno ;)
>>52081186
Have another since you like the other one so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62g9Mhe5tPQ
How can the others even compete?
>>52081313
Your country make me barf.
>I hope the asshole of the planets nukes itself when you war with the pakis.
http://www.firstpost.com/india/nyt-writer-absolutely-right-delhi-literally-shithole-india-2272904.html
>>52080936
Brown man steal your woman, Todd? You sound almost as bad as Australia
>>52081474
We Aussies and Canuck agreed with war with shitskins on /pol/. I'm merely following standard protocol of constant harassment of the enemy.
>>52081567
>/pol/
How do you guys choose the designated shitting street?
>>52081781
Where is Latvia anyway?
>>52081388
you's rite! his music gives me those cosmic eudaimonic feels, tbqh familia
>>52081438
A Traitor who must be deployed to Pak, Your house must be a shit hole but not rest of India. Delhi is polluted by illegal Bangladeshis and appeasement politics keeps them in the country.
>>52081844
Irrelevant. I need to understand so I can form a designated shitting street in Riga.
>>52081438
get me another source, nigger.
That is a fucking blog
>>52082004
leave your house maybe?
you have the source right in front of you, delusional currynigger streetshitter
>>52081902
Will you commit suicide if I don't tell you?
>>52082076
Yes.
>>52082004
why are you entertaining him?
if you just deprive him of a repsonse we can get on with the thread? he's come into a /desi/ thread with the sole intention of shitposting, no one here has posted about leafs or done anything for him to warrant it, so he's literally just spamming/shitposting, no point of trying to argue or reason with him.
>>52082164
so why have you/your parents left this shithole of a """country""" again?
why are you defending this shithole while getting your curry ass pampered in a different one knowing that the country you defend is so shit that you moved away from there?
4 more years until every house in India has a toilet.
Shitposters days are numbered.
>Tfw eating tamasic food
>tfw AGAIN
>>52082275
>brits move to India
>Indians move to britain
How hard is it to understand?
>>52082315
good to see they're tackling poverty :)
>>52082380
why are you trying to reason with him?
>>52082344
I think you've spelt "ब्रह्मचर्य" wrong in your name
>>52082380
what is there to understand?
that indians know themselves that india is not a place worth living in.
>>52081567
kys /pol/kek
If all Indians online say that India is not as bad as everyone is trying to make it out to be, why is everyone else saying it is as bad as it is?
>>52082476
>>52082476
its a deliberate mispelling for lightly humourous effect.
the city in england i'm from is sometimes called 'બ્રુમ'
we should make a /desi/ IRC or skype chat?
>>52082713
that really funny mate
but maybe wash your hands after taking a shit in your backyard next time
>>52082784
we had a desi IRC before, desi skype was never particularly popular though :/
the only guy who added me used his like personal skype account :/
>>52082784
IRC would be good. Not going to install street shitter salty nutella's botnet.
>>52082988
i don't know how to set one up though do you?
>>52083031
i thought indians were so advanced, how can you not set up an IRC?
>>52083031
Sure.
>>52082988
Wtf how is your internet so fast, I get 2 Mbps on good days with charji...
>>52083031
JOIN #DESI ON FREENET
>>52073708
tamil doesn't suit filmi music.
>देसी দেশি દેશી ದೇಶಿ ദേശി දේශිය ଦେଶୀ ਦੇਸੀ தேசி దేశీయుడు དེསི دیسی ދއިސއެ
POO IN LOO
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>>52083637
Thinking about it, freenode might not be suitable for street shitting.
>>52083735
is there not just a browser based one we can use?
>>52083821
Mibbit.com
Did we decide on something yet?
>>52084290
yeah mibbit?
>>52084321
Aight im in the #desi channel on mibbit.com
GOGOGOGOOG
>>52084321
Let me decide a server first.
>>52084388
#desi ?
ALL DESI STREET SHITTERS JOIN
##DESI
ON RIZON
>>52084321
>>52084617
In mibbit, select server Rizon then join ##desi.
>>52084912
No one is there? SOMEONE TALK TO ME I AM LONELY
>>52085049
ok hold up familia
just to clarify there are TWO hashtags when you join the rizon channel ##desi
Give us back marò
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PAUYQGJqNM
bump join the irc its better than the thread
>>52086234
Rizon ##desi
for those who don't know
>>52086333
joijoinjoin
>desi irc
>im the only non-p*kistani
pls...
bump we're having alot of fun in the IRC grab a naan and join :)
>>52089764
>>52090999
Friendly reminder that there are
>TWO
>HASHTAGS
>IN
>THE
>CHANNEL
>NAME
>##desi
not one, but TWO hashtags
>>52086333
>>52086234
>>52091779
IMPORTANT
Jai Sindhudesh :^)
Jai Bharat :^)
Jai Bangladesh :^)
>>52092340
i have lost the ability to converse, i now speak only in memes
Where did it go wrong lads
>>52094566
it was worse under colonialism
>>52094566
The English destroyed the Indian economy.
>>52095303
this
