post most American pic you got
Oh say can you see
>>52064200
Are there any pics of the aftermath?
>>52064501
dunno ask Americans. train probably got shot for its own good
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G1utr0CwGxM
Black guy with white girl represents the USA very well.
>>52064226
Context of the pic?
I would really like to know what is going on here.
>>52064229
Such majestic creatures...
>>52066838
Sadly this desu.
>>52067026
It's absolutely tragicomic.
>>52066838
and after that you say Russia is totalitarian
>>52066838
>>52066838
his medicine was bullets
>>52067341
Americans are cute
>>52067431
>>52067341
this is a sfw board lad
>>52067431
the cutest American
>>52067569
kek
>>52066293
sailors on that aircraft carrier are being stationed in a new location so they put their cars on the deck during transit
>>52067377
Was probably shot for not paying health insurance bills desu.
>>52066293
vehicles looted in afganistan being taken back to usa
>>52068076
>implying Afghanistan has vehicles to loot
>>52068123
>"Hey guys, I just got this awesome 1983 Hilux with an RPG stuck through the tray. Isn't it great!?"
>>52068123
>Afghanistan had vehicles to loot
ftfy fatty
american cinema
>>52068228
That was bretty bad desu.
>>52068360
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>52067341
That was lewd.
>>52068360
Kek. The story was they ran into a sea mine, a great many booby traps, and fired upon each other due to bad communication.
Sucks so much to receive your son in a coffin because of such a thing though.
>>52066359
>This is real
Literally what the fuck?
>>52068480
>>52068480
jesus fucking christ fucking arabs with cameras and leftist journalists are the fucking worst
>>52068480
Context?
>>52068364
have another
>>52068706
- pow pow
- dead
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=831_1449877442
>>52068744
>be american
>get shot
>>52068744
well memed.
>>52068767
>Puts his hands up
>They shoot him
I will never understand how American police warped into a fascist gang
>>52068907
>Gummy candies on cake
>>52066448
he wears them to hide his reich time eyes
his natural form is an empire rectangle, but his fat makes him look like a ball
>>52068814
Chasing after blacks is hungry work.
>>52066838
>>52066838
Gretna, Florida, Juanita Donald called the police to come assist her and get her 24 year old son to take his medication, as she had done in the past.
On Tuesday morning, around 9:30 am, she called the police to help her with her son Kaldrick Donald and one officer showed up, Sergeant Charles Brown.
Charles Brown ended up tasing Kaldrick Donald repeatedly, and then took him into the isolated bathroom in the family’s house and shot him multiple times, killing him.
Brown murdered Donald in the presence his pregnant sister and mother, and no one can even say why. He was completely unarmed, and somehow not completely sane.
F R E E
R
E
E
>>52069037
>chasing
But the thing is they don't chase them. They shoot them. So they don't need to be /fit/.
>>52068088
underrated as fuck kek
>>52068088
USA / 10
>>52068870
didn't he pull something out of his pants? I see the cop kicking something afterwards
>>52068088
good lord I've been embarrassed over a lot of shit posted here, but that one hits especially hard
>>52069217
police said he had a knife
>>52068767
>suspect complies and raises hands
>police shoot suspect
Are you trying to suggest they've somehow breached procedure by US standards?
>>52069229
Explain pls, i dn't get it.
>>52064200
That photo is from the UK, idiot.
>>52064229
>CLASY LDY
>>52069548
Not sure if it's American, but it's 100% not British.
>Different crossing point signals
>No discernible road markings or road style similar to UK
>Fire engine design completely wrong
>Implying this would need to be done in the UK because of how our system works
>>52069544
Super Bowl is numbered in roman numerals which everyone in anglo countries is taught in Primary school as far as I know and it's quite common to see them used all over the place.
So it implies that every year Americans forget how to read roman numerals and need to look it up to know what super bowl they're up to.
>>52064200
I don't get it
>>52069699
>>52069699
good bait
>>52069699
i'd call you a retard
but your dubs are just too distracting
>>52069686
pretty much this, it's even taught to us during that time as well but we're too retarded for it to even matter
>>52069699
trains aren't exactly known for their axels and suspension
>>52069896
I hate these fucking things but this one is genuinely very good.
The last two panels are great
>>52069548
>he doesn't even know how to google.
howcuk.ru?
>>52067569
Sauce?
>>52064200
>>52069634
It's from belgium and it's fake as fuck.
http://www.businessinsider.com/heres-how-this-fake-photo-went-viral-and-tricked-the-internet-2014-5
Yuropoors are stupid as fucking shit.
>>52064200
thats in belgium you nigger
it was a joke from some local fire department
webm sound on all boards when
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1447082076568.webm
>>52070039
>ru?
>>52070147
Never gets old.
>>52070147
Sandnigger slaughter is so soothing.
I can easily imagine myself as one of the man gunning them down.
Especially the women and children. Saving the future of humanity, one parasite at a time. I hope we'll get a genocidal government in my lifetime.
>>52070340
send some more vladmodels please ivan
>>52070147
Film?
>>52070531
rules of engagement
>>52070147
>every soldier is black
>>52070560
are vision check ups not covered by the NHS?
>>52069724
>>52069746
>>52069748
I was serious but apparently it was fake so that's probably why I didn't get it
>>52069989
So the train would derail then?
>>52070476
>vladmodels
wat?
>>52070655
>I was serious
This is some meta bait, m8.
>>52070655
that or the train just obliterates it along with the hose
there wouldn't be a smooth transition
the ramps aren't rails either so it would be a crap shoot by principle
>>52070408
WEW
>>52070408
Psssh
>>52068480
lel that one guy got folded like a napkin
>>52068480
whats the yellow stuff on the dead guy shoes
>>52068767
I think the niggers might be right 2bh, yank police are actually murderers.
>>52069368
I remember that case. I hope the kid grows up to hate his father.
>>52072682
i am the last one to cry when a criminal gets shot.
but not like this.
>>52072802
>tfw basically that douchebag but have to be aware and ashamed of it
>>52070067
>Yuropoors are stupid as fucking shit.
Yet the thread proves otherwise.
>>52067341
How you fucking animefags find this entertaining is beyond me
>>52070645
No.
>>52067341
anime girl eating a burger reminds me of those weird japanese pumpernickel things
i don't remember what they are though
>>52072739
The thing is he doesn't look American.
>>52064226
>All those Saturns, pickups, and boy racer mobiles and that tiny minority of Audis and Mercedes.
The more I look into it, it really does feel like the stereotype about the Navy being a bunch of Coastal Masters Degree holding snob officers commanding over a bunch of Southerners seems more and more true.
>>52068360
>(not present in the area)
>None present
>None
>None
>>52073140
Other than fat, what does a typical american look like according to you?
>>52072378
This story is typically American but not for the reason you'd think it is. If I remember correctly, the reason she had to sue was because she had no chance to pay for the medical bill she was charged for fixing her wrist. What a shitty situation all around.
>>52073326
>tfw the rest of the world gets to laugh off your worst fears
>>52073249
receding chin
>>52073326
>12 old year nephew
>his eighth birthday party
? or do they count the amount of parties he celebrated in his life
wtf america
>>52073249
I expected this reply from a yank. Strange that someone who can see them asks this question.
That man has the typical Anglo weak chin.
Americans all have a mongrel look to them and you know it. They don't look like any other white.
>>52073414
It happened 4 years before she sued
>>52073326
>she had to sue was because she had no chance to pay for the medical bill
This story got even more american
>>52073016
b-but m-muh waifu
>>52073468
It was because her insurance wouldn't pay out unless she sued the nephew, so she sued him for $1 or something
>>52073326
no. she had to sue because the boy's parents insurance would not pay without being sued. so she had to sue to force the insurance to cover the medical bills. There is no bad blood at all between her and the other party.
>>52073384
That's your worst fear? Mine is having my dick cut up. Looks like i get to laugh at you for that too.
>>52064200
>>52068088
Wut
>>52069115
>took him into the isolated bathroom in the family’s house and shot him multiple times, killing him
Well, at least he tried to be sanitary when disposing of the untermensch.
>>52069368
>Florida
>>52073539
my worst fear is having my aged mother raped and tortured to death before my eyes and then me being drowned in a tub of boiling water.
>>52073539
I can't handle this banter, senpai.
>>52073384
Not really laughing, just feeling sad t b h, familja. Can you imagine what the kid thought when, after innocently hugging his beloved aunt, he later found out that he 1) broke his aunt's wrist and 2) was being sued by her for god knows how many tens of thousands of dollars.
>>52073674
RARE
A
R
E
>>52073634
can you please describe what your mother looks like
just curiosity haha
>>52073634
If you kill her now there's no chance that will happen ever.
Don't you want peace of mind?
>>52069632
Oh fuck this, when I saw this I couldn't stop laughing
>>52073634
not far off mine tb h
>>52073522
>>52073526
I see, thanks for correcting me. Still sucks to be forced to be put into that situation.
>>52073634
So friday night ?
>>52073539
forgot a pic :)
>>52073836
You can tell it's America when there's a fucking McDonalds, Taco Bell AND Subway all on the same stretch of road. God damn.
>>52073634
>>52073539
Mine is being dropped into the middle of the ocean with a weight strapped to my feet and enough of an oxygen supply that my death will be a combination of drowning and the crushing pressure applied upon me while whirling down, kicking and screaming, into the abyss.
>>52070503
that's pretty cool m8
>>52067341
>>52072378
>12 year old
>eighth birthday party
this is absolutely weird but hilarious because its probable that americans actually do this
>>52066359
>slashing military spending
>bad
Why
>>52073887
Pizza Hut, Starbucks, and KFC too.
>>52073836
These are areas for people on long road trips. Very convenient to have everything in one small area after driving for 10 hours. Pay for a night at a motel, then go to the McDonald's down the street, then bring back food to eat in the room while watching TV. Comfy as fuck.
>>52073887
There is also a Pizza Hut fäm
Everytime this thread is here, I post this because there are literally no pictures out there more american than this.
>>52073994
Took an American to spot them too
heh
>>52073887
There's also another sandwich place, a Pizza Hut, KFC and a Starbucks.
>>52074044
quiznos
>>52073887
You missed Pizza Hut, Quizno's and Starbucks. Fuckin lightweights lol
>>52073634
>>52073910
Mine is losing all 5 senses + equilibrium and being kept alive for the rest of my natural live (60~70 more years)
Either that or having acid thrown on my face randomly while I walk the streets. This one is scary because it actually happened to plenty of people
>>52074076
I didn't know Quiznos was big or not, that's why I called it another sandwich place
>>52073841
>be a self-loathing American that bitches in every thread
>get moved by this
I wasn't ready for these feels, fellow countryman.
>>52067638
What do you use to pull that?
>>52074020
>>52073016
because i can totally related
that part where the bacon pulls out of the hamburger? i hate when that happens!
>>52074080
Ye I only ever eat KFCs and fry my own shit at home. Americans don't know the bliss that is Dutch fried snacks such as frikandellen, bamihappen, kroketten etc.
>>52066370
>This pic
Ilustrates so many things wrong with modern America.. That Giraffe outrage was beyond retarded. 'HOW DARE YOU SHOW CHILDREN THE REALITIES OF LIFE?'
Pic is one of the American wisdoms I have collected over a period of time.
>>52069115
>Florida
No surprise there. The south is shit. There is literally no excuse. The south is this Americas waste basket. Only San Bernardino and Detroit come close.
>>52073634
Why are Saffers so fucking weird?
>>52074005
>explaining yourself
you're not american
>>52074171
>metric is arbitrary
my flag makes me suicidal sometimes
>>52074206
You guys fucked them up
>>52074154
Your teeth are dull.
>>52074150
That's a good one.
>>52074114
>Mine is losing all 5 senses + equilibrium and being kept alive for the rest of my natural live (60~70 more years)
This too, actually. Often thought about how horrible it would be to be fully conscious, yet be deaf, dumb, blind, unable to feel, without arms or legs and just lie there, waiting for the end and unable to communicate to the world how fucking much I want to die.
>>52074226
In my experience the English Cape Town types that are alright, it's your Afrikaaners that are just downright bizarre.
>>52074287
The Boeren were just fine farming, when you guys decided you wanted their land and put them in camps.
>>52074218
just kill yourself already
what are you waiting for? bernie sanders isn't gonna win
>>52074357
Whoever wins, you lose.
>>52074020
No truck nor Tornado nor burger visible in image. Reported to house of un American activities.
>>52066359
Seems like an intersting read, even if for nothing else but a good laugh at how ridiculous it is.
>>52074155
I will eat all of these things thanks
>be corn
>get shot
>>52074357
>mathematically consistent measurement
>related to Bernie Sanders
u wot m8?
>>52074466
Do it nig, they're good. I wonder why Dutch fried snacks never took off in America.
I remember when I first visited the US with my family. We walked into a WalMart, in complete awe of its size, we start walking around, THERE'S A FUCKING MCDONALDS INSIDE THE SUPERMARKET.
Then my nephew was like
"I'll have a frikandel."
"They don't have that here."
"Oh. Then I'll have a kroket."
God damn did we laugh.
>>52074218
I have some more wisdoms to be honest..
>>52070067
Good think your firemen did it for real.
>>52074483
u know
because hes a socialist
This isn't funny, delete this thread please
>>52074543
>>52074357
>being a bernie shill
>>52074636
Think this is the last wisdom I've saved.. Quite a recent one though.
>>52074563
ftfy
>>52074218
fahrenheit isnt arbitrary FYI. 0 is the temperature of ice mixed with salt and 100 is body temperature. He couldn't get an accurate reading since it was like 300 years ago which is why body temp is 98.6
>>52074723
Hahaha very dank meme frendo
>>52074541
lol
also
>THERE'S A FUCKING MCDONALDS INSIDE THE SUPERMARKET
I find it funny that you found that awe-inspiring. It seems perfectly mundane and unremarkable to me.
>You dont have such wealth on nederland.
Just kidding. I live in a storage compartment.
>>52074543
>be a fatass american that smokes and is currently binging on wine
i'm the butt of the joke either way
JUST
>>52074723
Thanks yeah fuck Portugal.
>>52072314
piss and shit probably
>>52074741
then they should readjust that shit to that slightly more logical mindet
but water is such a crucial part of the our lives and the plant, why would we not measure off that?
have the ocean, life, and weather. all pretty big deals.
i guess the kelvin guy talks shit about everyone though
>>52074763
More like we don't have the space for it. Our supermarkets are really small compared to say, a WalMart that sells just about anything from furniture to video games and guns.
We have a few XL supermarkets but still, nothing compared to a WalMart. So yeah, it was awe-inspiring for us. Especially when we noticed that the guns section was located right next to the toys section.
>>52074873
holy shit these drunken typos, tfw americans and euros are going to reply to this with reaction faces
>>52074563
Fixed.
>>52074887
>the guns section was located right next to the toys section.
So? There's nothing wrong with children using guns.
>>52074763
wait till he finds out they put them in public schools too
>>52074277
Muh dick
I would teach her history and geography any time any day
>>52074544
The thing is actually pretty strong.
>>52074887
It's because guns are toys are adults.
>>52074955
I don't know man, I've read those articles about kids shooting their parents to death by accident. Fucking 3-4 year olds even.
>>52074934
it is like 9 in the morning get a hold of yourself man
>>52075000
the fuck?
>>52075011
The parents were probably ISIS sleeper agents and had it coming. The kids were just doing their patriotic duty.
>>52075000
*toys for adults
>>52074963
My high school literally had a mini Pizza Hut and Subway inside. I loved lunch there.
>>52074741
How is that not arbitrary?
>0 is ice mixed with salt
>100 is body temperature
>readings were not accurate
>So actually 98.6 is body temperature
Neger...
>>52075041
Do Americans really believe in "sleeper agents"? hue
>>52074963
>be american
>go to school
>buy delicious subway sandwiches
>>52075017
hey man it's almost...7
>>52075092
>be dutch
>mother loves me and made me lunch
>could also just eat at home because it's within walking distance and child abduction is nearly nonexistent here
>>52066359
>>52066838
>>52068088
>>52069699
>>52070408
you already had one during the 1800s up until 1960
>>52075065
it is as arbitrary as celcius. Back when they were trying to figure out where to put the scale points they only knew a few definitive temperatures that were the same everywhere.
freezing point of water
boiling point of water
temperature of ice cold water in salt
body temperature
Im sure they could have done other things like phase changes of other common substances like ethanol but water, salt, and people are everywhere
>>52075165
That was my experience too (but I made my own lunches because I'm not a faggot).
>>52074887
At least you haven't been to the one where the toy section is sandwiched between the gun and liquor sections.
>>52074887
>awe-inspiring for us
In the sense of 'wow, what a good idea!' or in the sense of 'Jesus Christ, these people are insane.. Their entire culture is based on consuming while they consume'
>>52075238
>living organisms
>less arbitrary than elements and compounds
>>52075285
More like "Holy shit this is cool but kind of scary at the same time with guns being this accessible"
>>52075238
>freezing point of water
>boiling point of water
Agree, under normal atmospheric pressure.
>temperature of ice cold water in salt
Is that constant? I doubt that.
>body temperature
Most definitely not a constant.
>>52075238
body temp. and water with salt aren't exact though
>>52073830
Shieeet. Race of victim and perpetrators?
>>52075279
That would be cool. Our liquor section is opposite of guns, between dairy and toilet paper/napkins/paper towels/paper plates/all that type of shit.
>>52075292
boiling point of water changes with atmospheric pressure too are you gonna bitch about that as well?
>>52075355
>"I dont know shit about electricity, but I want to make fun of people!"
Go back to school you dumb slav.
>>52075279
Actually it was
Liquor guns toys small furniture
>>52075355
Those are Euro plugs. Not Americans.
>>52075325
>>52075333
yes, covering ice with enough salt to start melting it is a constant temperature
This is why if it below 0 F it is pointless to salt your sidewalk as it won't melt it
>>52075366
But that's not nearly as problematic as long as you conduct your experiments at normal atmospheric pressure... Body temperature is much less constant.
Btw, what state uses Fahrenheit anyway, besides the US? Just Liberia or something, right?
>>52075437
Yeah and they're also safe to use that way, you can't electrocute yourself with such plugs because the circuit overloads itself on purpose to prevent exactly that.
Doesn't make it any less stupid looking though.
>>52075355
here's your (You)
>>52075437
>Those are Euro plugs
Nope.. Ours are round. IIRC they're New Zealanders or something..
>>52075437
Nah m8
>>52075462
>problematic
>>52075517
Saywhat?
