What do girls feel like?
Are they soft?
Only in some parts. Their chesticles feel like bags of sand.
I don't know, sometimes I forget they exist
>>52061093
Yes. They are also very huggable.
>>52061093
What do vaginas smell like?
>>52061160
Want to know? Come here baby
>>52061159
>>52061093
t. -14-25 years old
-feels alienated from peers, possible trouble with social interaction
-underachiever in school
-unemployed or underemployed
-low self-esteem or swings from feelings or worthlessness to strong confidence of abilities
-trouble with women, potentially a kissless virgin
-unhealthy relationship with parents or troubled home life
-mental illness or suspected mental illness
-has felt empty for a long period of time
-feels the need to have a purpose or find meaning
>>52061180
Well done reddit! You just described 90% of the people who browse this site!
>>52061179
And they hug you when you go to bed. Imagine waking up early, with a naked qt partly lying on you, sleeping calm.
>>52061218
>>52061191
My name is Alberto Barbosa and I'm working on my thesis.
>>52061166
Are you cute?
>>52061261
This question is much more difficult than it looks
Maybe?
>>52061232
She lies on your chest, cuddling, and you get that feeling of might and manliness, but with a bit of tender emotion 'cause of her childish innocence...
>>52061301
>>52061330
Then you gently put her head back on the pillow, go to the kitchen and come back with two cups of coffee, so you can both sit on balcony and enjoy the sunset together, preparing to face new great day.
What a magical feeling you get when that happens.
>>52061397
>>52061397
i had a model hug me once
go fuck yourself
>>52061412
Jesus, relatioships are not worth killing yourself
>"come cuddle with me anon"
>>52061469
>"come cuddle with me anon"
>>52061420
Well, that's a step forward. Keep it up and you'll find a qt soon enough
>>52061469
Alright. H-how does this work?
>>52061505
>tfw I would actually be that autistic
>>52061505
JUST
DO IT
>>52061505
>>52061627
Just be yourself
>>52061505
I think you have to do something like this
>>52061758
Seems legit
>>52061489
thats a pretty cute spider
>>52061884
I am both terrified of spiders bordering on arachnophobia while also finding them super cute
anyone else here like this? it really confusing me
>>52061469
>>52061505
What if I get an erection?
>tfw it's been over 2 years since I've grabbed some tna
>>52061884
Fuck squishing that thing would make one hell of a mess
>>52061093
soft like ur mum
>>52062332
Why would you get an erection, anon?
>>52061093
yes
wet and frothy if they were looking forward to seeing you all day.
Never point the frothy cream bit out. Just know it doesn't happen for everyone. Smile and be proud.
>>52061180
damn
>>52061191
I think that is a profile for a mass shooter.