Why do Americans eat deep-fried watermelon?
Somebody has to
Why not?
>>52060304
I didn't know you could do that. Looks good.
You're just memeing nobody fry fruits.
We'll eat deep-fried anything; we deep-fry Coca-Cola.
And you would too, don't lie.
>>52060304
US is the land of the fries
>>52060368
You're a sap, Mr. Jap
idk why people are responding seriously, i guess they're just being epic win trollers. x D
nobody eats that.
>>52060456
idk man
they probably eat that in wisconsin
>>52060456
Enjoy fried-dom
>>52060456
>americans are so ashamed of their cuisine that they lie on the internet about it
DF watermelon is a typical dish over there lad, don't lie to me
>>52060439
Wat
>>52060486
i mean we have worse shit that people actually eat you know
>>52060486
>Aussies discovered how to deep-fry water
>and they haven't told us
>>52060512
yeah
like a krispy kreme donut burger
>>52060439
HOW DO YOU EVEN FRY A FUCKING PEPSI
Deep fried chicken hearts are fucking delicious.
>>52060543
mm yeh i haven't actually seen one of these but probably much higher chance to discover one in the wild than a deep fried piece of watermelon
>>52060304
This exists?
>>52060557
those look pretty good.
>>52060304
Now now, we can't forget the staple of American diet.
>>52060304
BECAUSE THEY CAN
>>52060599
what was this called again? a double down or something? did they stop selling it because it's disgusting or because people didn't buy it?
>>52060625
Yep, it's the double down. I remember trying one 6 years ago and feeling like shit afterwords.
I don't know if they're still sold. I hope not.
>>52060304
Not all of america is the bible belt.
>>52060304
because abundance of oil
>>52060304
At least we have more diverse cuisine than you.
What'd you have for dinner tonight, kangaroo leg or dingo roadkill lasagna with that pisswater you call fosters?
>>52060439
>deep-fried Pepsi
>>52060304
Because they're black, and hey, somebody has to.
If it can be physically fried Americans have most likely done it.
I'm disgusted and amused at the same time
>>52060439
>Deep-Fried PEPSI
I swear when it comes down to frying things, 'muricans are fucking magicians.
Why do americans keep responding to this chink with a proxy?
>>52062054
I heard some loons were frying some syrup up in Vermont
Just the idea of deep fried watermelon is making me feel ill.
I'm trying to watch my weight, can I have a shallow fried?
>>52063303
Ah'll 'ave a lorge duhble quoter powner, a lorge frahs, a lorge chahcahlahte sondayy, a tweylve peyce mcnuhggit bawx, two apple pahs, oh, and Ah'm watchin mah weight so ah better git uh lorge dahhhyet coak.
>>52062054
We're like Slavs, we have a specific skill set, and we work it.
>>52060304
This is actually more surprising than deep fried pepsi. I can't imagine the fried watermelon tasting that good.
>>52063498
t.bh my favorite thing to get at "Japanese" restaurants is tempura fried ice cream. It is literally ice cream perfected.
>>52063622
Tempura ice is actually good tho.