What are Australians like irl?
an australian girl show her tits to me on webcam when i was at highschool
Abos & co
>>52055657
just like milder versions of the aussies, here, in my experience
Emued
cheeky cunts
>>52055657
My english teacher in college tutorials is Australian. She's lovely, kind and helpful. (Unlike those shiposting Nigelfags)
Inept pussies seeing as how they got their asses handed to them by a bunch of fucking birds
>>52055721
>>52055753
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>>52055755
this is all very confusing
>>52055657
Pretty much like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WiO5j89hwU
Either pretentious coffee drinkers that think their political views are valid or even logical or crazy pill munching whores that love nothing more snorting K and sucking dick. The latter are my favourite.
Like Americans but more degenerate.
>>52055790
>the entire US military was defeated by a couple of rice farmers with sticks
>>52055951
Move to NZ and hang out with MissAlice.
>>52055657
Worst people you'll ever meet. Arrogant and stupid. Boring. Just donkeys.
>>52055997
Better than getting beaten by emus, you faggot
>>52056204
>memes are reality
We did a shit job of culling some emus, we didn't get "beaten" by them you braindead mongoloid.
>>52056310
Sure you didn't pal. Better soak up the sun while you can. The Indians and the Chinese are a-coming!
>>52056014
I saw MissAlice at a grocery store in Auckland a few months back. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person and congratulated her on her popularity on MFC, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “Gonnatellmehowyoufapnow? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen snickers in her hands without paying.
The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be busy and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the snickers and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any RFID 'interference',” and then turned around and winked at me. After he scanned each candy bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>52056310
>implying reality isn't the ultimate meme
>>52055753
This is a Christian web forum, sir!
>>52055951
This is an accurate description of Australian women in Major cities.
Alright, if they fall into the upper middle class private school tier of Australian society. Other than that, pretty cuntish.
>>52056694
You got that the wrong way around, faggot
>>52056671
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>>52056790
All Aussie women are unjustifiably self-important pseudo-americans tbqh
>>52055997
We didn't lose Vietnam, faggot, we chose not to win.
>>52055997
>The entire Australian "military" lost to a bunch of unarmed flightless birds
TIP TOP CUCК
>>52056858
ayyyyy lmao
nah yeah I agree w/ you tbqh
nicest chicks I've talked to were chilean and irish lol, and I don't talk to many
>>52056858
Agreed.
Thats why I'm looking abroad for pussy, Eastern European here I cum :^)
>>52057024
>Eastern European pussy
das it mane
>>52057052
finlan why
>>52057052
I have the weirdest boner right now
The banter thing is real
If you don't like getting the piss taken then stay away from us
>>52057393
this too.